What is up! The Second Round of Douchebrawl 2008 has ended and there are a few upsets! We are down to the final sixteen participants, people. Time to see who is left!
Musician Region
In the Musician Region, we have:
(1) Bono
Vs.
(5) Heather Graham
Bono has made it to the Regional Finals for the last two years but he faces his toughest challenge yet against Heather Graham. Let’s not forget, she was leading Tom Cruise in 2006 before a late surge gave Tom the Championship running away. Can she pull of another upset? In the bottom half of the bracket, we have another high powered match-up.
(11) Bobby Petrino
Vs.
(2) Paris Hilton
Paris once again looks to finally get over the hump and make it into the finals! This year she faces a newcomer that is pretty much hated in the states of Georgia and Kentucky in Bobby Petrino. Can his douchery topple Paris? We will have to see! Next we have the…
Trollop Region
In the Trollop region, we have:
(1) Lindsay Lohan
Vs.
(4) Akon
Look who is back! Lindsay Lohan is looking to go back to back with Douchebrawl Championships but she has to run through the annoying African. Akon is back this year and looks to take it to the reigning champ. Can he take the title (And his trifling ass) back to Africa? Next we have another great matchup.
(3) Amy Winehouse
Vs.
(2) George Clooney
Okay….this is the best matchup of the Suckass Sixteen! We have the smug-fucktarditude of Clooney and the coked-up asshatery of Amy Winehouse. How can you pick just one! The winner of these two brackets will face off, but let’s go to the final two brackets!
Acting Region
Now we go to the favorite!
(1) Tom Cruise
Vs.
(12) New York
In what can only be called a shocker, New York makes it out of the Second Round! Great job by the peeps for voting, but too bad she has to face the original douche in Tom Cruise! He looks to make it back to the Finals and he looks like he may run through New York to do it!
(3) T-Pain
Vs.
(2) Kim Kardashian
Ooooooohhhhhh, it’s getting GOOD! I actually think Kim Kardashian is quite the bangin but in the famous words of BeBe….WHAT DOES SHE DO?! We know what T-Pain does; he sucks big black balls. Hey, so does Kim! These two should date! Although mad props to T-Pain for wearing a Moonanite bling-blong. Now to the last bracket!
Asshat Region
(1) Britney Spears
Vs.
(4) Tara Reid
Damn, this is a bad ass Douchebrawl! Britney takes on Tara in what I believe is a rematch of Douchebrawl 2006. Can Britney FINALLY make it to the finals or will Tara continue on after finally getting out of the Second Round? Now for the final matchup.
(3) Kevin Federline
Vs.
(2) 50 Cent
We have a rematch of the 2006 Regional Finals of the Musician Region of Douchebrawl! That time, K-Fed took out Fiddy in route to a shocking loss to Heather Graham. Can Curtis return the favor? It’s up to you!
The brackets are set, the polls are up and it is up to you to cast your votes! The polls will close on 10PM EST on next Sunday so be sure to make your pick! Until then, the power is yours! Too bad I don’t have the power at all guess it’s time to move on:
각 경련의 뒤에 실연은 이다.
Diddy Out.
Musician Region
In the Musician Region, we have:
(1) Bono
Vs.
(5) Heather Graham
Bono has made it to the Regional Finals for the last two years but he faces his toughest challenge yet against Heather Graham. Let’s not forget, she was leading Tom Cruise in 2006 before a late surge gave Tom the Championship running away. Can she pull of another upset? In the bottom half of the bracket, we have another high powered match-up.
(11) Bobby Petrino
Vs.
(2) Paris Hilton
Paris once again looks to finally get over the hump and make it into the finals! This year she faces a newcomer that is pretty much hated in the states of Georgia and Kentucky in Bobby Petrino. Can his douchery topple Paris? We will have to see! Next we have the…
Trollop Region
In the Trollop region, we have:
(1) Lindsay Lohan
Vs.
(4) Akon
Look who is back! Lindsay Lohan is looking to go back to back with Douchebrawl Championships but she has to run through the annoying African. Akon is back this year and looks to take it to the reigning champ. Can he take the title (And his trifling ass) back to Africa? Next we have another great matchup.
(3) Amy Winehouse
Vs.
(2) George Clooney
Okay….this is the best matchup of the Suckass Sixteen! We have the smug-fucktarditude of Clooney and the coked-up asshatery of Amy Winehouse. How can you pick just one! The winner of these two brackets will face off, but let’s go to the final two brackets!
Acting Region
Now we go to the favorite!
(1) Tom Cruise
Vs.
(12) New York
In what can only be called a shocker, New York makes it out of the Second Round! Great job by the peeps for voting, but too bad she has to face the original douche in Tom Cruise! He looks to make it back to the Finals and he looks like he may run through New York to do it!
(3) T-Pain
Vs.
(2) Kim Kardashian
Ooooooohhhhhh, it’s getting GOOD! I actually think Kim Kardashian is quite the bangin but in the famous words of BeBe….WHAT DOES SHE DO?! We know what T-Pain does; he sucks big black balls. Hey, so does Kim! These two should date! Although mad props to T-Pain for wearing a Moonanite bling-blong. Now to the last bracket!
Asshat Region
(1) Britney Spears
Vs.
(4) Tara Reid
Damn, this is a bad ass Douchebrawl! Britney takes on Tara in what I believe is a rematch of Douchebrawl 2006. Can Britney FINALLY make it to the finals or will Tara continue on after finally getting out of the Second Round? Now for the final matchup.
(3) Kevin Federline
Vs.
(2) 50 Cent
We have a rematch of the 2006 Regional Finals of the Musician Region of Douchebrawl! That time, K-Fed took out Fiddy in route to a shocking loss to Heather Graham. Can Curtis return the favor? It’s up to you!
The brackets are set, the polls are up and it is up to you to cast your votes! The polls will close on 10PM EST on next Sunday so be sure to make your pick! Until then, the power is yours! Too bad I don’t have the power at all guess it’s time to move on:
각 경련의 뒤에 실연은 이다.
Diddy Out.
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