Yaaaaaay! It's Valentines Day! Hope all you had fun like I did. Another year of hanging outside a certain someone's window until she calls the cops and then going home to watch Korean dramas and listen to "Love Hurts" by Nazereth. Just kidding, the didnt really call the cops. She just turned the hose on me. Fucking BITCH.
Lastly, as if bros needed ANOTHER REASON NOT TO FUCKING BATHE AND LOOK LIKE HOMELESS PEOPLE WITH iPODS! I just had the priviledge of seeing an antibacterial Axe Body Spray commercial. Um...remember the good old days of Ivory soap and a little bit of cologne? Remember that? Well, now we have bros that will play beer pong all night, grope and wrestle eachother until 3am and then wake up and spray Axe body spray on and that will solve all his problems of funk-a-nella. Anyone else find that shit gross or is it just me?
I will stick with my Lever 2000 and Versace thank you very much. AND WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR! GEL IS NOT A HAIR CARE PRODUCT! You nasty mother fuckers. Bros are assrapers....literally:
BTW, any bar with PBR or Nati Ice on tap needs to be shut down or the patrons need to be shot up. You CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED!
Diddy Out.
