Okay, okay. I said I would have an update yesterday evening but somethings came up. I stayed in Denver late and was hella tired when I got home. However, tomorrow I will try my best to have the nominees up by midnight. I may end up pushing the Chachi's back until September (which works, its the end of the award season by then) and it gives me a chance to have more nominees, seeing as how 2005 sucked it hard.
So India gets several bombings (which they are blaming on the Pakistani's. Who knew THAT would happen. All the time Angelina Jolie and Cambodia are having a huge laugh. Watch out for them Cambodians, theys dangerous) and then Isreal tries to well...Palestine Palestine. DUde, they are messing them up BIG TIME. Anyone else see WWIII? Nah, but I do see Kim Jong Il as the next Nero. I'm just saying, the dude has started some stuff with his idiocy. You know, I think I see a Lifetime Achievement of Douchebaggery Award in his future, peeps.
So the other night I was watching Power Rangers and I had to ask myself: was that show REALLY that gay? I used to watch that show every day at 4:00 on Fox Kids afterschool and I though it was the tits. Now I watch it and it is the most asinine thing I have ever seen. I will say it once, I will say it again. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS IN ANGEL GROVE?! Oil? Legal sex with minors? Free rib tips? WHAT?! I know I said this before, but what kind of place with paper buildings has an INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT?! When I think worldwide flights, I think JFK, DIA, O'Hare and Angel-Fucking-Grove. I really do. Sorry, that is just bugging me. I'm okay now. Why was the Black Ranger black and the Yellow Ranger....some sort of Asian?! They never even said what country she was fucking from! I think, maybe it was Thailand. Doesn't matter.
Well, that is all for now. Oh, I just finished Bunty and Babli yesterday and it kicked ass. I'm gonna rent out the White House to an Asian business man for a weird sex party. Because I have seen the videos, that is what they do. Freaky shit, peeps. I don't recommend you watch unless you don't mind trying to spend two years trying to unsee traumatic stuff. They likes the poo, peeps. Like the Germans but shorter. Man, that is racist. I'm sorry. Here is some Bollywood goodness to make up for it:
Man, I need to learn how to DO THAT. I have beat control, but I can't rememeber dance steps for shit. Just gotta practice. Anyway, stay up peeps. I will TRY to be back tomorrow afternoon or evening, it depends on whether I party it up in Denver or not. No drinking though, and I REALLY need a Pirate Punch (Rum and...a glass) right about now, but I made a choice not to and I am going to stick by it. Anyway stay up, peeps.
Live, love and laugh. It helps a lot (to a certain someone out there who needs the pick-me-up).
