Okay....are you shitting me?
You know, I am REALLY getting sick and tired of the coddling of America. You wonder why other countries are running laps around your children in education? This is reason number one right here: not breaking a foot off in a kids ass for breathing. Listen to this bullshit:
"It really is a form of abuse," said Ken Merrell, head of the Department for Special Education and Clinical Sciences at the University of Oregon. "It's going to do nothing to change the behavior. You're using it as an isolation booth."
No....abuse is giving a child a Stone Cold Stunner for not knowing the main export of Burkina Faso (Which for reference is AIDS). Leaving a child alone is a pointless endeavor because that time could be used to whoop some sense into the little fucker. Full rant about this on Sunday, I am out to see the greatest comedy ever told that is also the greatest tradgedy ever told..."W"
Review tomorrow after BOB MOTHERFUCKING SAGET!
He's the illest motherfucka in a cardigan sweater. Peace out until then.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Who Am I Kidding.....RAIN IS HERE!
What is up, people! It is another Friday and you know what that means. MAX PAYNE, BITCHES! But before I mark the hell out over that movie, it is time for what you came here for. It is time for the….
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Well, we start off with…..hell I will just say it: RAIN IS NO LONGER COMING, HE IS HERE!
20. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (New Entry)
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! After a damn near THREE YEAR HIATUS of pissing me off and making C- movies….THE KING HAS RETURNED! Sorry, TIP. This video makes….three parts of no sense but who cares? IT’S RAIN! I am also digging the preview for “Rainism” because I have been listening to that song non-stop since I got the album. Don’t ask how I got it, just go get it! Rain is back!
19. Bennie K feat SOFFet – Music Traveler (Last Week #16)
After a pretty average run it looks like Bennie K is spending their final week on the Countdown with this one. Oh, and I told you they would be all over the Chachi Awards.
18. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (New Entry)
Okay, let me just say this right here and now: I love this song. This video is on the weird side but most good ones are. Kanye has been all over 2008 and with the video for “Go Hard” coming soon….all I can say is hells yeah. Kanye can be a douche but the music is clean!
17. Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On (Last Week #14, Three Weeks at #1)
So here comes the underdog! Young Jeezy has quietly had a great 2008 with “The Recession” being one of my favorite albums and this being one of my favorite videos. He has come a long way since “And Then What” which was one of the stupidest songs ever.
16. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #19)
The Bang is booming! Big Bang moves up three spots this week as I anxiously await their Japanese album…in all English. Does anyone else feel a bit perturbed by this? Japanese people don’t speak English as their native language! I’ve heard them!
15. Maroon 5 – Goodnight, Goodnight (Last Week #12)
Looks like the return of Maroon 5 has been short lived. They fall three spots this week as I think it is time for a new album. Gimmie what I want!
14. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #17)
Hiroko and the crew move up three spots this week as we move along. I cant believe they broke up! Man, this is fricking clownshoes!
13. Game feat. Lil Wayne – My Life (Last Week #10)
Game and Weezy fall from the Top 10 this week as Game has quietly had a big year this year. As for Lil Wayne….I fucking hate “Lollipop.” Worst…song….ever.
12. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #13)
Mmmm, Miss Ito I have missed you. I am so hoping she does another live Christmas special because her rendition of “All I Want For Christmas” is so damn awesome that it makes me want to give her the nog. I know bitches don’t deserve the nog but Yuna Ito AINT NO BITCH! I’LL KILL YOU!
11. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #8)
CRS falls out of the Top 10 this week after a great year for all of its individual members. Anyone hearing these rumors about The Neptunes breaking up? I mean….Pharrell and Chad were like the Black/Asian Hall & Oates! You’re still the one! Or something….
10. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #15, Co-Biggest Mover)
Kumi Koda is back! With her sexy, sexy self. For the first time in almost two years, Kumi Koda is back in the Top 10 after a few lackluster videos. My original baby boo has my heart once again. I love you, too! Not in the creepy stalker way…
9. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #6)
After a great return, FLOW fall three spots this week after being held from the number one spot by Fonzworth Bentley. You know, with two Naruto theme under their belt, can I just say that a FLOW Bleach opening would be KICK ASS. Speaking of Bleach, more on that later!
8. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #9)
Miss Keys moves up a spot this week as she stakes a claim for Artist of the Year. Three Top Ten videos is a great case if I say so myself. Any reason why they play that stupid ass “Single Ladies” or whatever song by Beyonce as a ladies anthem but I never hear this song considered one? It’s why women will never advance. Take note from Black people! Not ALL Black people, though.
7. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #5, Two Weeks at #1)
Fonsworth Bentley falls from the Top Five this week after a very good run. You know, I am wondering what his album is going to sound like. If it is anything like this and that song from that Gap commercial (Which was AWESOME! He and Robin Thicke had the best ones so far!) then I am hella excited.
6. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #11, Co-Biggest Mover)
So it looks like the Wonder Girls are dead set on me ending up in jail. I mean seriously, why do they keep making videos that kick ass like this?! It aint right! I say it aint! This is a tad bit catchier than “So Hot” and SooBin….yes. All I have to say is yes.
5. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #7)
We begin the Top Five with a familiar face! Hyori Lee is back at the top after a quick break from “U-Go-Girl” as we move on. Can I just say that she really….really needs to eat something? I mean I know that some people in Korea think that thin is in but a lil’ thick is how I wants my chick! Yeah, I’m awesome ladies. Holla at your boy and other stereotypical Black phrases!
4. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
After breaking the streak and returning to the top, John Legend and Andre 3000 fall two spots this week. Can I just say I am looking forward to “Evolver” a little more than “Once Again?” John, knock this album out of the park, son! We are down to three!
3. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #4)
Well, the King is officially back. This is officially my favorite song out there because it is just one of those songs that makes you say “piss off” to all the haters. Too bad he will be gone for a year for being a dipshit but thems the breaks. I hope he learned something from all this.
2. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #3)
UVERworld is one step away! The boys move up to the runner up spot this week as I await their new video for “Hakanakumo Towano Kanashi” from the Gundam 00 Second Season. As kick ass as that song is….HAVE YOU HEAR “VELONICA” FROM AQUA TIMEZ?! The new opening for Bleach is so kick ass it hurts! Remember “ALONES?” EVEN BETTER. Yeah, I went there. Until that video comes and rocks my face, we have a returning champ at number one!
1. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Hearts Grow makes it two big weeks at number one as they hope to dominate October! This song is officially a ringtone (Aside from Caramelledansen) and I must say….people don’t dig it. But since people are worthless I’m not bothered by it. This video and song are awesome and if you don’t like it you suck it dry.
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next week to see if Hearts Grow can make it three weeks in a row! Or can UVERworld FINALLY end the almost two year streak and take over the top spot for the first time since November of 2006? Or will TI take his throne for the second time in 2008? See you in seven to find out!
Go see “Max Payne” tonight! I am also going to see “W” this afternoon so that should be good. Great laughs had by all! Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Well, we start off with…..hell I will just say it: RAIN IS NO LONGER COMING, HE IS HERE!
20. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (New Entry)
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! After a damn near THREE YEAR HIATUS of pissing me off and making C- movies….THE KING HAS RETURNED! Sorry, TIP. This video makes….three parts of no sense but who cares? IT’S RAIN! I am also digging the preview for “Rainism” because I have been listening to that song non-stop since I got the album. Don’t ask how I got it, just go get it! Rain is back!
19. Bennie K feat SOFFet – Music Traveler (Last Week #16)
After a pretty average run it looks like Bennie K is spending their final week on the Countdown with this one. Oh, and I told you they would be all over the Chachi Awards.
18. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (New Entry)
Okay, let me just say this right here and now: I love this song. This video is on the weird side but most good ones are. Kanye has been all over 2008 and with the video for “Go Hard” coming soon….all I can say is hells yeah. Kanye can be a douche but the music is clean!
17. Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On (Last Week #14, Three Weeks at #1)
So here comes the underdog! Young Jeezy has quietly had a great 2008 with “The Recession” being one of my favorite albums and this being one of my favorite videos. He has come a long way since “And Then What” which was one of the stupidest songs ever.
16. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #19)
The Bang is booming! Big Bang moves up three spots this week as I anxiously await their Japanese album…in all English. Does anyone else feel a bit perturbed by this? Japanese people don’t speak English as their native language! I’ve heard them!
15. Maroon 5 – Goodnight, Goodnight (Last Week #12)
Looks like the return of Maroon 5 has been short lived. They fall three spots this week as I think it is time for a new album. Gimmie what I want!
14. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #17)
Hiroko and the crew move up three spots this week as we move along. I cant believe they broke up! Man, this is fricking clownshoes!
13. Game feat. Lil Wayne – My Life (Last Week #10)
Game and Weezy fall from the Top 10 this week as Game has quietly had a big year this year. As for Lil Wayne….I fucking hate “Lollipop.” Worst…song….ever.
12. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #13)
Mmmm, Miss Ito I have missed you. I am so hoping she does another live Christmas special because her rendition of “All I Want For Christmas” is so damn awesome that it makes me want to give her the nog. I know bitches don’t deserve the nog but Yuna Ito AINT NO BITCH! I’LL KILL YOU!
11. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #8)
CRS falls out of the Top 10 this week after a great year for all of its individual members. Anyone hearing these rumors about The Neptunes breaking up? I mean….Pharrell and Chad were like the Black/Asian Hall & Oates! You’re still the one! Or something….
10. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #15, Co-Biggest Mover)
Kumi Koda is back! With her sexy, sexy self. For the first time in almost two years, Kumi Koda is back in the Top 10 after a few lackluster videos. My original baby boo has my heart once again. I love you, too! Not in the creepy stalker way…
9. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #6)
After a great return, FLOW fall three spots this week after being held from the number one spot by Fonzworth Bentley. You know, with two Naruto theme under their belt, can I just say that a FLOW Bleach opening would be KICK ASS. Speaking of Bleach, more on that later!
8. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #9)
Miss Keys moves up a spot this week as she stakes a claim for Artist of the Year. Three Top Ten videos is a great case if I say so myself. Any reason why they play that stupid ass “Single Ladies” or whatever song by Beyonce as a ladies anthem but I never hear this song considered one? It’s why women will never advance. Take note from Black people! Not ALL Black people, though.
7. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #5, Two Weeks at #1)
Fonsworth Bentley falls from the Top Five this week after a very good run. You know, I am wondering what his album is going to sound like. If it is anything like this and that song from that Gap commercial (Which was AWESOME! He and Robin Thicke had the best ones so far!) then I am hella excited.
6. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #11, Co-Biggest Mover)
So it looks like the Wonder Girls are dead set on me ending up in jail. I mean seriously, why do they keep making videos that kick ass like this?! It aint right! I say it aint! This is a tad bit catchier than “So Hot” and SooBin….yes. All I have to say is yes.
5. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #7)
We begin the Top Five with a familiar face! Hyori Lee is back at the top after a quick break from “U-Go-Girl” as we move on. Can I just say that she really….really needs to eat something? I mean I know that some people in Korea think that thin is in but a lil’ thick is how I wants my chick! Yeah, I’m awesome ladies. Holla at your boy and other stereotypical Black phrases!
4. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
After breaking the streak and returning to the top, John Legend and Andre 3000 fall two spots this week. Can I just say I am looking forward to “Evolver” a little more than “Once Again?” John, knock this album out of the park, son! We are down to three!
3. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #4)
Well, the King is officially back. This is officially my favorite song out there because it is just one of those songs that makes you say “piss off” to all the haters. Too bad he will be gone for a year for being a dipshit but thems the breaks. I hope he learned something from all this.
2. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #3)
UVERworld is one step away! The boys move up to the runner up spot this week as I await their new video for “Hakanakumo Towano Kanashi” from the Gundam 00 Second Season. As kick ass as that song is….HAVE YOU HEAR “VELONICA” FROM AQUA TIMEZ?! The new opening for Bleach is so kick ass it hurts! Remember “ALONES?” EVEN BETTER. Yeah, I went there. Until that video comes and rocks my face, we have a returning champ at number one!
1. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Hearts Grow makes it two big weeks at number one as they hope to dominate October! This song is officially a ringtone (Aside from Caramelledansen) and I must say….people don’t dig it. But since people are worthless I’m not bothered by it. This video and song are awesome and if you don’t like it you suck it dry.
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next week to see if Hearts Grow can make it three weeks in a row! Or can UVERworld FINALLY end the almost two year streak and take over the top spot for the first time since November of 2006? Or will TI take his throne for the second time in 2008? See you in seven to find out!
Go see “Max Payne” tonight! I am also going to see “W” this afternoon so that should be good. Great laughs had by all! Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out
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