What is up, people! I am back on the scene for the first time since last week with something new and I have had some things happen to make enough ammunition for an actual post today. First things first…
If It Ain’t Optional, Say It. If Not, Eat A Dick.
So last week I swore up and down that I wasn’t going to go to a company function. Not because I don’t like the people (Which for the most part I am indifferent) but because if given the choice of doing something I have no interest in for half a day and let’s say…skullfucking a porcupine I would have to get myself a pretty durable condom because that cactus is getting gagged like Sasha Grey. So if you say it ISN’T mandatory but “is” mandatory that is bullshit and I am going to go through that loophole you give, especially if it is something I have no interest in doing in any way shape or form. I would have rather just taken 4 hours of leave (Which I am not sure I get…much like a 401K or schoolgirl panties which are usually prerequisites where I work) and took my happy ass home seeing as how the drive is over an hour and a half whenever the fuck I leave. Watching people play retard tennis isn’t my idea of a fun day just like watching a Venture Brothers marathon isn’t the idea of a good time for some. To force someone to watch Hank and Dean die every three episodes isn’t going to entertain all; odds are it would piss them off. Just like I was ALL FUCKING DAY FRIDAY because I was given a thinly veiled threat of douchery under the guise of getting canned. Which is a great way to get people to do what you want, BTW. Threats worked for Adolph Hitler AND Ike Turner…now they are dead because they were worthless pricks. God don’t like ugly…but I blame science. Cocaine is a hell of a drug and a bullet is a hell of a…bullet.
Are Women Really STILL THIS FUCKING STUPID?!
So last week my sister and I had a conversation about Rihanna and Cassie being dumb enough to decide to get naked on a cell phone and let SOMEONE take pictures of them. After thinking about it…I think women should be barred from camera phones. As a matter of fact, women and douchebags should be kept away from technology altoghether. When douches and women get tech stuff, bad things result. Ladies, this about this logically. Do you know how GPS on your cell phone works? Okay, now you have a device that is able to tell the Direction Gods of Kublahfah where you are at any given time. So what in the fuck makes you think that the naked pictures you have on your phone are safe? Are you really that fucking stupid?
Now this isn’t the FIRST time I have had to speak on this (Well, not have to but it makes for excellent blogging material) and with the actions of women being as ass-backwards as they are it won’t be the last. Honestly if you are going to take pictures just be known that the intarnetz is vast and always moving. At least Rihanna, Cassie and Vanessa “Mogwai Crotch” Hudgens (I still love you, Gabriela!) are celebrites. A lot of you ladies have pictures in a phone by some fool that works at Anchor Blue or Orange Julius. And it’s your own fool fault. If someone takes pictures without your knowledge (Unless you are drunk because…then you are just being stupid. We’ve all seen it and I have no remorse) then yes you have been wronged. But if you take these pictures YOURSELF (See Rihanna’s pictures) then you deserve what happens if they fall into the wrong hands. You know what the hell you are doing! Gawd, it’s only a titty anyway. You don’t want it seen, put it away. If you are cool with it, let it hang out. Now go out there and take pointless pictures of yourself with the duckface! Please don’t do that shit.
Well, I am out. I will try to be back up tomorrow if not…well, I just won’t be up then. Peace out, ya’ll….
Chachi Out
