Good morning, peeps. First off, I hate people. I can’t stand how they can be so gleefully ignorant about things. Take away some civil liberties and give them a crazy hat and they act like the wall just fell down. Fucking sheeple. So enough of my venting about the slow. How are the peeps? Staying true to the game….whatever that is? Yeah, me neither.
So it was brought to my attention Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe have called it quits. Well I have said it once and I will say it again; if Bobby and Whitney can not make it, who can? Even still, I was shocked about that. As jaded about love as I am I still felt they would at least be together until their 30’s because….I really don’t have a reason I just thought that. So I am sad to see them break up. Reese RULED in Walk The Line while Ryan was AWESOME in Way Of The Dog. I think that was him. That movie kicked the ass.
Oh, I almost forgot! It’s Halloween today!
Stay up, peeps. No bag-snatching! I'll be back either tomorrow or Friday.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Someone Has To Do It....
Morning, peeps! Happy shitty Monday to everyone! Oh, and happy Halloween eve to everyone as well! Is it just me, or is Halloween right above Kwanzaa as the most asinine holiday out there? Wait, St. particks Day. The last thing the Irish need is a fucking holiday that encourages getting drunk.
Speaking of drunk (like I need a fucking segway) I went out this Friday night and…I need to make a pact with you peeps. I must NEVER….EVER…EVER go out again on Friday nights. Not because of me, because of other people. You know, when I hang out with Zach, Nolan and Nick nothing stupid ever happens. We all pretty much are the same person but even still. It’s good times because we understand the joke (Who doesn’t know what red tape means? Seriously?!) and don’t need to drink or harass women to say we had a good time. We insult those people. Needless to say, I had a good and bad time.
Which brings me to something special. Sometimes you have to take your lumps and sing for your supper. There are times when even I, the Great Chachi, am wrong and must repent. This is one of those times. After the actions of certain people this weekend proved every theory I had about men correct (stupid as all fuck), there was a lady that proved a lot of my assumptions of women wrong. Now the exception usually creates the rule, so I am not truly wrong about women being stupid when it comes to falling for the bullshit men do. However, with the actions of Friday and seeing how sad some men can be, I now understand the shit women have to weed through. And for that….
IM SORRY.
Yes, I said it. Mark it down because it will never happen again. I apologize for all the crap you have to go through from guys that aren’t me. Because I don’t talk to you. It’s not my fault, but someone needs to take ownership for the problem that is dumb ass dudes. I will be big enough to own up to it. There are some men out there that literally have to have a chemical problem that causes their brain to malfunction whenever a vagina is within 10 feet of them. There are a lot of men like that, and they need to be weeded out. Seriously, their ranks are growing and soon there wont be enough women that say yes to appease their simple minds and they will turn feral and attack small pets and children. I have seen it happen. If you have a friend like this, stay away. No good can come from it. Soon you will have to go all Old Yeller on his ass and put him down. The law frowns on that kind of thing on humans, too. I don’t know why, the law I guess.
Anyway, I bought John Legend’s album on Saturday and I skipped through a lot of it. What I heard was AWESOME. I say it kicked ass. However, there is a problem. I bough Diddy’s Press Play that same day. After listening to it…I have to say…
It’s actually good.
I know! I am just as shocked as YOU ARE! It is like Outkast meets Prince meets…well Diddy. Even though there are a lot of guest stars, it still feels like a Diddy album. Even the samples are kept to a minimum! When they are used, they fit the track. All I can say is…uh huh, yeah.
I cannot believe I just said that. So at some point this week I will have a timetable of the winter season of Passion of Chachi. We have the Chachi’s coming up at the end of this month (I PROMISE! REALLY THIS TIME!) and the First Annual Year End Music Countdown (It is going to be a doozy) which may be 100 songs, may be 50 I’m not sure yet. Rather than do all the work myself, I am going to enlist the Council of Awesomeness for more input this time out. Stay tuned, hopefully some great changes are afoot that can help me bring a better blog to the peeps!
Oh, one last thing. Rather than letting employees dress up for Halloween, they are going to have ‘Silly Hat Day’ for them at the place I work. Oh, hell no. I had ‘Silly Hat Day’ already, and no one was down for it so fuck them in their stupid heads! Besides, why in the fuck cant people just dress the hell up? I mean is it that damn serious? God, I hate that place sometimes. Just fucking stupid. Any workplace that wont let people dress up for Halloween but will have Christmas all up in your earhole like a 50 Cent single should be burned to the ground. TO THE GROUND! Nah, it’s not even worth the effort.
I will see you next time, peeps. Oh, and Mike Vick is doing pretty damn well this season. Hope he can keep it up. DIRTY BIRDS, FOOL! WHAT!
Live, Laugh and Love.
Speaking of drunk (like I need a fucking segway) I went out this Friday night and…I need to make a pact with you peeps. I must NEVER….EVER…EVER go out again on Friday nights. Not because of me, because of other people. You know, when I hang out with Zach, Nolan and Nick nothing stupid ever happens. We all pretty much are the same person but even still. It’s good times because we understand the joke (Who doesn’t know what red tape means? Seriously?!) and don’t need to drink or harass women to say we had a good time. We insult those people. Needless to say, I had a good and bad time.
Which brings me to something special. Sometimes you have to take your lumps and sing for your supper. There are times when even I, the Great Chachi, am wrong and must repent. This is one of those times. After the actions of certain people this weekend proved every theory I had about men correct (stupid as all fuck), there was a lady that proved a lot of my assumptions of women wrong. Now the exception usually creates the rule, so I am not truly wrong about women being stupid when it comes to falling for the bullshit men do. However, with the actions of Friday and seeing how sad some men can be, I now understand the shit women have to weed through. And for that….
IM SORRY.
Yes, I said it. Mark it down because it will never happen again. I apologize for all the crap you have to go through from guys that aren’t me. Because I don’t talk to you. It’s not my fault, but someone needs to take ownership for the problem that is dumb ass dudes. I will be big enough to own up to it. There are some men out there that literally have to have a chemical problem that causes their brain to malfunction whenever a vagina is within 10 feet of them. There are a lot of men like that, and they need to be weeded out. Seriously, their ranks are growing and soon there wont be enough women that say yes to appease their simple minds and they will turn feral and attack small pets and children. I have seen it happen. If you have a friend like this, stay away. No good can come from it. Soon you will have to go all Old Yeller on his ass and put him down. The law frowns on that kind of thing on humans, too. I don’t know why, the law I guess.
Anyway, I bought John Legend’s album on Saturday and I skipped through a lot of it. What I heard was AWESOME. I say it kicked ass. However, there is a problem. I bough Diddy’s Press Play that same day. After listening to it…I have to say…
It’s actually good.
I know! I am just as shocked as YOU ARE! It is like Outkast meets Prince meets…well Diddy. Even though there are a lot of guest stars, it still feels like a Diddy album. Even the samples are kept to a minimum! When they are used, they fit the track. All I can say is…uh huh, yeah.
I cannot believe I just said that. So at some point this week I will have a timetable of the winter season of Passion of Chachi. We have the Chachi’s coming up at the end of this month (I PROMISE! REALLY THIS TIME!) and the First Annual Year End Music Countdown (It is going to be a doozy) which may be 100 songs, may be 50 I’m not sure yet. Rather than do all the work myself, I am going to enlist the Council of Awesomeness for more input this time out. Stay tuned, hopefully some great changes are afoot that can help me bring a better blog to the peeps!
Oh, one last thing. Rather than letting employees dress up for Halloween, they are going to have ‘Silly Hat Day’ for them at the place I work. Oh, hell no. I had ‘Silly Hat Day’ already, and no one was down for it so fuck them in their stupid heads! Besides, why in the fuck cant people just dress the hell up? I mean is it that damn serious? God, I hate that place sometimes. Just fucking stupid. Any workplace that wont let people dress up for Halloween but will have Christmas all up in your earhole like a 50 Cent single should be burned to the ground. TO THE GROUND! Nah, it’s not even worth the effort.
I will see you next time, peeps. Oh, and Mike Vick is doing pretty damn well this season. Hope he can keep it up. DIRTY BIRDS, FOOL! WHAT!
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Ruck Fules!
Morning peeps! What is up! I told you I may be back today and I am. I have a few things to get off my chest. It's rant time, peeps.
Like I have said once before, my life is an open book. Aspects about me are for show and I keep some things secret (some people who would prefer not to be named, where I work, etc). However, there are some things that I will tell and not care about who hears because it is fucking stupid. This is one of those times.
I have had the priviledge (or punishment as I see it) to work in corporate America for the lat 8 years of my employment. The last 3 years or so have been in middle management style work where they give you all THE WORK of a manager and none of the fucking pay. I have to say that although the pay is better than Wal-Mart, the job isnt any better. Let me get one thing straight: work is for chumps. Everyone knows that and it takes varing degress of time to figure that out. I learned that working for my last employer when the lied to me about whether we were going to get laid off. It was clown shoes and they know it. The reason I am ranting about this is because of one thing:
DRESS CODES.
You know, Teq had a song about dress codes. The hook went 'We dont give a damn about a dress code'. Neither do I. Now I understand in some jobs they support communist beliefs by having everyone dress alike to remove individuality and break the spirit of the worker. LONG LIVE THE RED STAR! Best Buy, Target and Wal-Mart come to mind. With that being said, those are rather entry-level positions. When you get to a mid-career position, I believe that you have worked long enough and created a track record so that you should not have to be made to dress like a fucking Men's Warehouse or Macy's reject. Yet, it seems that when you get higher up in the world, the more autonomy there is. Mo money, mo problems.
Preach it, Diddy. Anyway, back to my point. What does a dress code do exactly? At the end of the day, we are all people and we want to be comfortable. It is like the whole nose ring at Macaroni Grill fiasco. Who in the FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS APPROPRIATE?! I can gauge what bothers me, thank you very much. The fact that some people believe that there is a set way to dress in corporate America is stupid. Think about it. I do all my work over the fucking phone. I could be in flip flops, chaps, a wifebeater and a 1987 Rediskins NFC Wildcard shirt and do the same work as if I was dressed to the hilt. You know why? Work is about the person, not the dress. Those that believe that dressing well in a phone based enviournment makes you better is a fucking idiot. I said it, a FUCKING IDIOT. People are people and no amount of clothing or training will change that. It is almost like a damn placebo.
Long story short, dress codes are there and you have to abide by them. End of story. I dont have to fucking like it and you cant make me. This is America, bitches! Anothing thing about corporate America while I have a second: I am a human being. I have emotions and feelings no matter how illogical. That being said, you cannot force me to agree with you. I will do it because it is the rule or the company line but I sure as fuck dont have to care or like it. Quit tring to make me see your point of view how something is 'beneficial' or 'great for business' because I already know and couldnt give a donkeys floppy cock about your reasons. Let me have my fucking views, you red commie bastards. Free thought, fools! WHAT!
Now that I am off my soapbox (for the next three minutes), I must say that the new episode of South Park was NOT OFFENSIVE to Steve Irwin. Or Biggie Smalls for that matter. That shit was funny as hell. Not as funny as last weeks, but still. Lay off of it. Nothing humor-wise is out of bounds as long as it is funny.
Look what I found! Ah, to be a kid again...
*Sigh* Back in the time before the weight of the world crushed my dreams like a midget versus King Kong Bundy. Well, I am out for now. I will be back soon peeps. Go with Christ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....shoot....funny stuff. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Like I have said once before, my life is an open book. Aspects about me are for show and I keep some things secret (some people who would prefer not to be named, where I work, etc). However, there are some things that I will tell and not care about who hears because it is fucking stupid. This is one of those times.
I have had the priviledge (or punishment as I see it) to work in corporate America for the lat 8 years of my employment. The last 3 years or so have been in middle management style work where they give you all THE WORK of a manager and none of the fucking pay. I have to say that although the pay is better than Wal-Mart, the job isnt any better. Let me get one thing straight: work is for chumps. Everyone knows that and it takes varing degress of time to figure that out. I learned that working for my last employer when the lied to me about whether we were going to get laid off. It was clown shoes and they know it. The reason I am ranting about this is because of one thing:
DRESS CODES.
You know, Teq had a song about dress codes. The hook went 'We dont give a damn about a dress code'. Neither do I. Now I understand in some jobs they support communist beliefs by having everyone dress alike to remove individuality and break the spirit of the worker. LONG LIVE THE RED STAR! Best Buy, Target and Wal-Mart come to mind. With that being said, those are rather entry-level positions. When you get to a mid-career position, I believe that you have worked long enough and created a track record so that you should not have to be made to dress like a fucking Men's Warehouse or Macy's reject. Yet, it seems that when you get higher up in the world, the more autonomy there is. Mo money, mo problems.
Preach it, Diddy. Anyway, back to my point. What does a dress code do exactly? At the end of the day, we are all people and we want to be comfortable. It is like the whole nose ring at Macaroni Grill fiasco. Who in the FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IS APPROPRIATE?! I can gauge what bothers me, thank you very much. The fact that some people believe that there is a set way to dress in corporate America is stupid. Think about it. I do all my work over the fucking phone. I could be in flip flops, chaps, a wifebeater and a 1987 Rediskins NFC Wildcard shirt and do the same work as if I was dressed to the hilt. You know why? Work is about the person, not the dress. Those that believe that dressing well in a phone based enviournment makes you better is a fucking idiot. I said it, a FUCKING IDIOT. People are people and no amount of clothing or training will change that. It is almost like a damn placebo.
Long story short, dress codes are there and you have to abide by them. End of story. I dont have to fucking like it and you cant make me. This is America, bitches! Anothing thing about corporate America while I have a second: I am a human being. I have emotions and feelings no matter how illogical. That being said, you cannot force me to agree with you. I will do it because it is the rule or the company line but I sure as fuck dont have to care or like it. Quit tring to make me see your point of view how something is 'beneficial' or 'great for business' because I already know and couldnt give a donkeys floppy cock about your reasons. Let me have my fucking views, you red commie bastards. Free thought, fools! WHAT!
Now that I am off my soapbox (for the next three minutes), I must say that the new episode of South Park was NOT OFFENSIVE to Steve Irwin. Or Biggie Smalls for that matter. That shit was funny as hell. Not as funny as last weeks, but still. Lay off of it. Nothing humor-wise is out of bounds as long as it is funny.
Look what I found! Ah, to be a kid again...
*Sigh* Back in the time before the weight of the world crushed my dreams like a midget versus King Kong Bundy. Well, I am out for now. I will be back soon peeps. Go with Christ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....shoot....funny stuff. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Mother Nature Needs A Good Dicking
Afternoon, peeps! If you havent heard by now, the CSP got hit up with a grade A (for AWESOME) blizzard today so I am stuck here until the winds die down and the cold goes the hell away. So, how has everyone been? The Chachi has been gone for a minute and I am back in effect!
First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.
Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....
20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)
NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)
Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)
So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)
I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)
So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)
Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)
First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!
Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!
On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.
It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!
Here is the best part:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"
"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.
Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
First things first. Zach sent me this link and needless to say, there is a difference between hating and wanting someone to die. I want Kevin Federline to DIE. Slow. Not him, mainly because the Church of Chachi aint down with that. But his career (whatever the hell it is) needs to die. His happiness needs to die. Richard Pryor, Mitch Hederberg and Luther Vandross are all dead while the cock-gobbling waste of mana is alive and pissing people off. I mean even Kim Jong Il doesnt make the hairs raise on the back of Americans like Kevin Federline. AND THAT CRAZY FUCKER HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS!! Kevin Federline just drops bombs that are songs. Anyone who buys his album needs to be punched in the face, as does he.
Got my blood pressure all up. Well, here is something that will make the peeps happy. It is time for the....
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
It has been a pretty interesting week in the musical world of the Chachi. A major shake up in the middle and a new entry at the beginning. Let's start at # 20....
20. Bennie K – Joy Ride (New Entry)
NEW SINGLE BY BENNIE K ALREADY?! CAN MY LIFE GET ANY BETTER?! Yeah, but this rates pretty high up there. That and the Japanese butcher country. The way it SHOULD be butchered.
19. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #14)
Well, now that Rubber Band Banks (and even the ‘Come To Me’ Remix with T.I. and Yung Joc) out, this song has lost its’ groove. Guaranteed to be on the end of year countdown though.
18. Jay Z – Show Me What You Got (New Entry)
Alright, I know what you are thinking. Duece, you hate the Jay-Z! You are correct. But this song is rather the catchy. Much like all of his damn work, he is catchy but not to the point of being forced (50 Cent) or fucking annoying (Nelly). J-Hov tiptoes that line very well. Fuck it, I like this song and the video isn’t HORRIBLE. Fuck NASCAR, though.
17. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 13)
Finally, they have a new single and SUPPOSEDLY a new album in November. Greatest November ever with UVERworld, The Game, Bennie K and Jay Z all coming out. Shit, I may need a REAL job soon.
16. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week #20)
So this song may be the greatest thing to happen to music since the CD. Oh, I went there. If you hate this song you hate America. And may JT and T.I. bless America.
15. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
This song is starting to lose a bit to me. Although I cant stand video chicks…they’s some hot video chicks. Hells yeah.
14. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #11, #1 for 1 Week)
So not much new on the Beat Crusaders front. That’s too bad because these guys kick ass.
13. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 16)
So Diggy Mo has done songs with BoA and Bennie K and Kumi Koda. Fuck him. I hope he dies. That dude is knee deep in Teriyaki Tang. Holy shit that was racist. Not cool. I’m sorry, Diggy. I should be congratulating you, especially if you hit any of that.
12. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #8)
You know, what in the fuck does ‘Come on an light with me’ mean anyway? I GUESS he is saying ‘ride’ but I cannot be sure. Anyway, kick ass song nonetheless.
11. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 15)
I finally got a ripping tool to get this song off the PV until I can buy the single. I may have to buy this for a certain lady that I am stalking…er…in love with that doesn’t know it. See, sounds less creepy don’t it? Anyway, love this song.
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #12)
There is a rule of only one jailbait act per countdown. That means no Hinoi Team until JoJo falls off. Sorry, but that is part of the work release.
9. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #10)
Well, with two songs on the countdown I can say that Bennie K will officially be the group of 2007 if they keep this up. That and Cico is hitting a second puberty because she is really trying to pass Yuki as the sex symbol and the #1 woman in my heart. Keep at it girl!
8. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 9)
So Bi falls a little bit more behind in the battle for K-Pop supremacy. Can he catch up next week? We will have to see, won’t we?
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2, Plunge of the Week)
So yeah, this song is officially played out to me. Not in a bad way like ‘Sexyback’ but it is STILL everywhere. Nothing against that, but with an album out some new work is needed. I can be patient.
6. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7)
News flash: Se7en is hot. HELLA HAWT. Not sure if this single trumpets a new album coming soon, but it sure as hell better be. Even still, it’s a cool track.
5. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 4, #1 for one week)
So I heard this on CMT for a few seconds and it is almost a completely different song. Country music fans confuse me with that. A twang doesn’t make it country, a song sucking makes it country. Now THAT is science.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
So Nelly Furtado has had a big year with the whole ‘Promiscuous’ song. Not gonna lie to you, I liked that song. This one is better but since it is true (women are evil) it is not as big. Go fig. I likes it.
3. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #5)
Still climbing, slowly but surely. Anyone noticed that Game stepped his skills up tenfold since The Documentary? After 300 Bars and Running he has been a lyrical tyrannosaurs. Tell me what that movie is from and you get one of my paychecks…err…gift cards.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
UVERworld has this countdown on lock like a choke hold! The only one still in the top ten since the beginning and they have another one on the way! I have been playing this non-stop for the last few days because….well it kicks ass. Listen to it, man! It is the mad notes! All that, but not enough to dethrone the current champ….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for 2 weeks)
First things first. JOHN LEGEND’S NEW ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW!! To boot, for the second straight week he is at #1 with this joint. This song kicks ass and anyone that disagrees can shut the hell up because you are an idiot. I am gonna pick this album up tomorrow and give a review sometime next week. Congrats to John Legend for holding on to the crown!
Well, that is the countdown for this week! Can John Legend tie the record by UVERworld for the most weeks at #1 on the Chachi Countdown? Or will they take back the top spot for the fourth non-consecutive week? Or will Game leapfrog both and take his spot at the top? Tune in next week for the CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!
On another note...I really didnt want to go here. You know what I think about Muslims (I dont actually. I think more about Paraguay. No offense) but I read this article this morning while watching the weather pattern and all I can say is...NO SHIT. I have been saying that for years! You know what the funny thing is? Women will tell you the same thing. They will say 'Oh, that girl shouldnt wear that. She is asking for trouble.' As they wear clear heels and a jean skirt that barely covers her thighs. Just like Blacks, women are their worst enemy. They know what is logical and fucking stupid, yet they do what is FUCKING STUPID because they believe being a woman gives them the right to do so. I understand he is a Muslim and the world hates Muslims because the world is fucking retarded. But think about it; is he wrong? Is he wrong for saying it? No and no. No matter the religion, truth is truth. Now to say women are ASKING for rape is one thing. To say that it ENTICES rape is another.
It is mini rant time. Let's face it; a woman will tell you as fast as she will fuck you (or not fuck you in my case) that men are dogs and cannot control themselves. I am living proof of the opposite but I will let women have that for the sake of this post. That being said, if you KNOW men cant control themselves (sexually for this arguement) why would you dress in a way that is sexually provocative around something that can't control itself? I know it is your right but I have said it once and I will say it again. So the fuck what?! Some things just are common sense. Even though I have the right to do things, I dont fucking do them because they are dangerous and stupid. I have to say this every three damn days and it does not sink in! Do I have to wear a fucking turban and call myself Shiek to get you asshats to listen?!
Here is the best part:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"
"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
Thank you. That is as simple as it can be put. Now the last part is special because for the most part, a man that is looking to rape will rape you no matter what you are wearing. HOWEVER, since 75%-80% (Yes, 80% was verified by CNN and 78% on Wikipedia) of victims of rape know the attacker in some way, shape or form it is likely that contact was made in a social setting and the Ultimate Stupifyer (alcohol) was involved. Have you SEEN a cat on catnip? I have, and that fucker was OUT OF IT. A last comment on his last statement. I do not believe that women should live under wraps and stay at home for fear of being raped. That is just not fair. BUT, I do believe that WE ALL should take to time out to make sure we are bing smart in our decisions. The world is dangerous and life sucks. It took me a while but I learned to deal with it. So should the ladies of the world. Have fun, but be smart, and be safe. Oh, and lastly about this dudes comments. Meat is an inanimate object and really has no choice about being out where a cat can see it. So ladies, think about that before you get upset. Meat can't get raped because it can no longer think for itself. But you can get raped. And you do think for yourself. Marinate on that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....marinate....whooooo....funny.
Sorry about that, got off on a tangent. Tomorrow there odds are wont be an update, which is why I am giving the peeps the knowledge on a Thursday. If I can I will be up tomorrow but it not I will be back soon. Stay up peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
And for the fellas....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
Sunday, October 22, 2006
ANOTHER Lazy Sunday Blues.
Good morning, peeps! Sorry about the delay, this week was ROUGH. Lets just say I had enough rum to be considered a fucking pirate. With all that said tomorrow goes back to the grind and it will be tres suck. But hey, thems the breaks.
Now I forgot to do something on Friday. I cant remember what it was...oh yeah!
THE PASSION OF CHACHI TOP TWENTY COUNTDOWN!!!
I cant forget to update the peeps! There was some MAJOR movement this week. Let's get into it at number 20 with a MAJOR DEBUT!
20. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (New Entry)
All I can say it is ABOUT DAMN TIME! Wait a minute. Two debuts and JT and T.I. are at number 20? Who could be bigger than THIS?! Oh, you’ll see. And by the way, anyone that calls him ‘J Tim’ will get anally violated with a porcupine.
19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #14)
It’s about time to say goodbye to the dirty old men. Feel kind of bad, this was a good summer time jam.
18. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #13 Tie for Plunge of the Week)
Well, it seem Miss Koda wont return my calls and is dead serious about the restraining order. I must then move her off the countdown. My love is still here for you, Kumi-chan.
17. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 20)
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Still gotta buy the album.
16. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 18)
So I am still pissed that Soul’d Out doesn’t get props in Japan. I mean they get SOME, but they should be bigger than anything to come out of there. This song kicks the ass.
15. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (New Entry)
YES! YES! I CANT STOP, IT FEELS SO GOOD! It is about FUCKING TIME this song came out (loosely translated mean ‘Your Favorite Song’ I think)! I have been waiting for some UVERworld since AUGUST! Ah, now I can rest easy.
14. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #10)
Pretty good year for Young Dro. I still lean my shoulders a bit when I hear this song. I just don’t lose my mind like I used to.
13. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8, Tie for Plunge of the Week)
Man, I am being petty. I really want another album from these guys and now I’m getting pissed. That and the fat dude needs to cover his damn gut.
12. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #16)
No I can’t. Jail bait comes up next. You know, JoJo actually aint that bad. She is the only ‘blue eyed soul’ act out right now so she kind of has a niche.
11. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #5, #1 for 1 Week)
Okay, time for some new stuff. The opening for Bleach has changed (You know, that ‘Rolling Star’ song by Yui has really grown on me. Much like ‘Life’ did as an ending) and I am waiting for some new stuff from the Crusaders.
10. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Yummy. Bennie K is back and in effect. They also released ‘Doggy Love’ as a single but I’m not really a fan of that song. This has Cico dancing. DANCING. Now that is saucy.
9. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 12)
So Bi cracks the top 10 again. This song (although I know no Korean for the most part except the words to ‘It’s My Birthday’ by Bulldog Mansion) is the mad notes and Bi is rather hot right now.
8. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
What is this? More Bi? Not only was Bi the first person (along with Young Dro) to have two songs in the Top 20, he has two songs in the TOP 10. That is big in my book. Although expect UVERworld to get into that club, too. Because they FUCKING RAWK.
7. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #11)
Once again, Se7en edges out Bi on the countdown. However, this is where the big peeps play. Can Se7en hold his own in his first foray into the upper echelon? The peeps will have to see.
6. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #7)
Mmm…Nelly Furtado. She looks quite the nice in this video. And it speaks true that women are attention whore and men are attention whore givers of attention. It’s the duplicitous edge that we as human live.
5. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #9)
Okay, hip hop is dead but this song is on point. Still anxious for the album. You know, I am fearing when 50 Cent releases his craptastic because I know that everyone will be on it like Koreans on hip hop. I hate Fiddy.
4. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 1, #1 for one week)
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Don’t get me wrong, I am still digging this song but after hearing it 35 times a day in outlets I didn’t expect to hear it (Like BET and Sushi Han) the song has begun to lose its luster. Still give it a spin when women crush my heart and psyche which is all the damn time. I’m a spaz, sue me.
3. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #4, #1 for three weeks)
The honeymoon AINT over! Man, this song rocks. Combined with the new ballad makes this song get some extra play until I can get the new one on CD or mp3.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2)
For the second straight week Amy Lee is the bridesmaid. Their album did some ridiculous number first week. I guess other people like this song, too. Even still, we have a new number one! Who trumped Amy Lee and Co and held them at #2 for the second straight week?
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #3)
Aw, yeah. Smooth grooves at #1. You know, I don’t watch music video channels a lot but I haven’t heard hide nor hair of this video. I might just miss it when it comes on, but still. This is the mad jam right here and I cant find it anywhere. Anyway, I give it props. Big ups to John Legend for hitting the top!
Well, that's it for this week! Tune in on Friday (I should be able to update as normal this Friday) to see the final Top 20 of October and see if Evanesence can take down John Legend. Or can UVERworld bounce back to the top spot for a FOURTH WEEK. Tune in peeps!
Well, I have been gone for a week and a lot has happend. Had to do some crap for the place that pays me money and it was rather insightful. By insightful I mean I saw how people can reinvent the wheel and call it something else and it be new. I swear, sales training companies are like the Diddy's of training. Just take old hits from the 80's and make it sound so shitty. Fuck training. Everytime I learn something new, a puppy dies. Remember that, people.
Well, I gotta get ready to drive up to Denver...on a Sunday. When I have to go BACK up there on frickin Monday. Yep, it least I have....cool, cool glasses!
Sock it to the man, sock it to the man! Until next time, stay up peeps. Chachi is out for a bit.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Now I forgot to do something on Friday. I cant remember what it was...oh yeah!
THE PASSION OF CHACHI TOP TWENTY COUNTDOWN!!!
I cant forget to update the peeps! There was some MAJOR movement this week. Let's get into it at number 20 with a MAJOR DEBUT!
20. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (New Entry)
All I can say it is ABOUT DAMN TIME! Wait a minute. Two debuts and JT and T.I. are at number 20? Who could be bigger than THIS?! Oh, you’ll see. And by the way, anyone that calls him ‘J Tim’ will get anally violated with a porcupine.
19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #14)
It’s about time to say goodbye to the dirty old men. Feel kind of bad, this was a good summer time jam.
18. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #13 Tie for Plunge of the Week)
Well, it seem Miss Koda wont return my calls and is dead serious about the restraining order. I must then move her off the countdown. My love is still here for you, Kumi-chan.
17. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 20)
Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Still gotta buy the album.
16. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 18)
So I am still pissed that Soul’d Out doesn’t get props in Japan. I mean they get SOME, but they should be bigger than anything to come out of there. This song kicks the ass.
15. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (New Entry)
YES! YES! I CANT STOP, IT FEELS SO GOOD! It is about FUCKING TIME this song came out (loosely translated mean ‘Your Favorite Song’ I think)! I have been waiting for some UVERworld since AUGUST! Ah, now I can rest easy.
14. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #10)
Pretty good year for Young Dro. I still lean my shoulders a bit when I hear this song. I just don’t lose my mind like I used to.
13. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8, Tie for Plunge of the Week)
Man, I am being petty. I really want another album from these guys and now I’m getting pissed. That and the fat dude needs to cover his damn gut.
12. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #16)
No I can’t. Jail bait comes up next. You know, JoJo actually aint that bad. She is the only ‘blue eyed soul’ act out right now so she kind of has a niche.
11. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #5, #1 for 1 Week)
Okay, time for some new stuff. The opening for Bleach has changed (You know, that ‘Rolling Star’ song by Yui has really grown on me. Much like ‘Life’ did as an ending) and I am waiting for some new stuff from the Crusaders.
10. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Yummy. Bennie K is back and in effect. They also released ‘Doggy Love’ as a single but I’m not really a fan of that song. This has Cico dancing. DANCING. Now that is saucy.
9. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 12)
So Bi cracks the top 10 again. This song (although I know no Korean for the most part except the words to ‘It’s My Birthday’ by Bulldog Mansion) is the mad notes and Bi is rather hot right now.
8. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
What is this? More Bi? Not only was Bi the first person (along with Young Dro) to have two songs in the Top 20, he has two songs in the TOP 10. That is big in my book. Although expect UVERworld to get into that club, too. Because they FUCKING RAWK.
7. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #11)
Once again, Se7en edges out Bi on the countdown. However, this is where the big peeps play. Can Se7en hold his own in his first foray into the upper echelon? The peeps will have to see.
6. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #7)
Mmm…Nelly Furtado. She looks quite the nice in this video. And it speaks true that women are attention whore and men are attention whore givers of attention. It’s the duplicitous edge that we as human live.
5. The Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #9)
Okay, hip hop is dead but this song is on point. Still anxious for the album. You know, I am fearing when 50 Cent releases his craptastic because I know that everyone will be on it like Koreans on hip hop. I hate Fiddy.
4. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 1, #1 for one week)
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Don’t get me wrong, I am still digging this song but after hearing it 35 times a day in outlets I didn’t expect to hear it (Like BET and Sushi Han) the song has begun to lose its luster. Still give it a spin when women crush my heart and psyche which is all the damn time. I’m a spaz, sue me.
3. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #4, #1 for three weeks)
The honeymoon AINT over! Man, this song rocks. Combined with the new ballad makes this song get some extra play until I can get the new one on CD or mp3.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 2)
For the second straight week Amy Lee is the bridesmaid. Their album did some ridiculous number first week. I guess other people like this song, too. Even still, we have a new number one! Who trumped Amy Lee and Co and held them at #2 for the second straight week?
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #3)
Aw, yeah. Smooth grooves at #1. You know, I don’t watch music video channels a lot but I haven’t heard hide nor hair of this video. I might just miss it when it comes on, but still. This is the mad jam right here and I cant find it anywhere. Anyway, I give it props. Big ups to John Legend for hitting the top!
Well, that's it for this week! Tune in on Friday (I should be able to update as normal this Friday) to see the final Top 20 of October and see if Evanesence can take down John Legend. Or can UVERworld bounce back to the top spot for a FOURTH WEEK. Tune in peeps!
Well, I have been gone for a week and a lot has happend. Had to do some crap for the place that pays me money and it was rather insightful. By insightful I mean I saw how people can reinvent the wheel and call it something else and it be new. I swear, sales training companies are like the Diddy's of training. Just take old hits from the 80's and make it sound so shitty. Fuck training. Everytime I learn something new, a puppy dies. Remember that, people.
Well, I gotta get ready to drive up to Denver...on a Sunday. When I have to go BACK up there on frickin Monday. Yep, it least I have....cool, cool glasses!
Sock it to the man, sock it to the man! Until next time, stay up peeps. Chachi is out for a bit.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, October 16, 2006
This Is What We Call A Snafu...
Okay, I know I missed the season premire of the Passion of Chachi. However I was dog tired this weekend (which is per the norm) and didnt finish the post last night. So I am going to move the season premire for two weeks. That gives me time to have the updated Chachis up (PEOPLE ACTUALLY GAVE INPUT!) and give a post like I used to in the old days. Man, I miss the days when I had time to go good rants like the Confederate Flag and Cowboy Troy.
So, I will be back soon. I have the yearly corporate mindrape that is a seminar/training to attend so I wont be back one Wednesday-Friday. I will be back at least next Sunday. Until then, stay up peeps and pray that Isurvive the brainwashing.
Live, Laugh and Love.
So, I will be back soon. I have the yearly corporate mindrape that is a seminar/training to attend so I wont be back one Wednesday-Friday. I will be back at least next Sunday. Until then, stay up peeps and pray that Isurvive the brainwashing.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, October 13, 2006
Changing of the Guard!
Good morning, peeps! Looks to be another beautiful Friday up in this peice! I hope you guys are excited like I am! Well, it is about that time. Had to wait an extra day, but here is the...
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
Got some new jams this week. Let's start the show with a new one...
20. Young Dro – Rubber Band Banks (New Entry)
Hell yeah! This song really grew on me because...Young Dro is catchy. And not in that annoying Nelly way, either. Kind of like Naughty By Nature in 1991-1993. You down with OPP? No, I cant get my own. Sad, but funny as hell.
19. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #11, #1 for one week) [Plunge of the Week]
Holy hell, this is dropping. Sleepy Brown's album is out in stores too. Go pick it up it should be pretty good.
18. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (New Entry)
NEW SOUL'D OUT, FOOL! WHAT!
17. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #14)
So 'My Love' was just released as a single. Once the video comes, the two biggest stars of 2006 will be on this countdown. Believe it! Oh fuck, I just quoted Naruto.
16. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #19)
You know...nevermind. I had a Hinoi Team/BoA moment but I aint EVEN GONNA GO THERE. I dont need jail time.
15. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (New Entry)
Mmm....Yuki and Cico. Oh, and Cico is looking hella hawt recently.
14. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Man, this song is still hanging around. Not too bad.
13. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #9)
Man, she releases a single a month. Where in the hell are the videos?!
12. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 17)
Ooohhh, just bested this week again! Well, at least he is one of the two artists with two songs in the Top 20
11. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #15)
Se7en stays one step ahead of Bi once again!
10. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #6)
Young Dro IS the hottest thing smokin. Two songs in the Top 20, has to be bad ass. This dance has FINALLY trumped that dumb fucking motorcycle dance by Young Joc. I hated that fucking dance.
9. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #12]
One of the few bright spots of hip-hop right now.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8)
Kind of stagnant right now with Orange Range. GIMME A FUCKING ALBUM!
7. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #10)
Steadily moving up. Still need to pick up the album, a lot of the songs are pretty damn good.
6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Well, falling a little but has two songs to show for his 2006. Not a bad year for Bi I must say.
5. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #1, #1 for 1 Week)
It was an awesome run for the Beat Crusaders. Here is hoping for the Disco song. The english is EVEN WORSE in that song.
4. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks [two times])
The honeymoon is over. The new single is coming soon so there will be more UVERworld soon. Until then, Shamrock is still the mad notes.
3. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #7)
Man, this is a groove right here. With the state of R&B (Which is CRAP) the way it is, he really is one of the few bright spots. Aside from Justin Timberlake and as cool as he is that is just sad. The dude did a country song on Star Search, people! Dammit Usher, we need you! Shit, I cant believe I said that.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)
You know, their album is out. I should probably pick it up at some point. But I'm poor so that shit aint gonna happen. Well, we have a new number one, and that only leaves...
1. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 3)
Yes, my favorite song is a country song. You listen to this song and tell me you dont like it or you cant relate. I can relate because...well I am a dumbass. If this song existed three years ago, I probably wouldnt be so bitter. Hell, if it was out SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO I wouldnt be so bitter. Eh, hindsight and whatnot. Still love the song and Rascal Flatts is the new NUMBER 1!
Stay tuned next week! Can Rascal Flatts hold on? Or will Evanesence slide into number 1? Or is John Legend's legendary run upward gonna continue? Find out next week!
Well, that is all for now. Stay tuned Sunday, there shouldnt be any delays aside from the Atlanta/New York Giants game on Sunday morning when it comes to the season premire! I will return soon, maybe even today! Stay up, peeps!
Live, Laugh and Love.
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
Got some new jams this week. Let's start the show with a new one...
20. Young Dro – Rubber Band Banks (New Entry)
Hell yeah! This song really grew on me because...Young Dro is catchy. And not in that annoying Nelly way, either. Kind of like Naughty By Nature in 1991-1993. You down with OPP? No, I cant get my own. Sad, but funny as hell.
19. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #11, #1 for one week) [Plunge of the Week]
Holy hell, this is dropping. Sleepy Brown's album is out in stores too. Go pick it up it should be pretty good.
18. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (New Entry)
NEW SOUL'D OUT, FOOL! WHAT!
17. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #14)
So 'My Love' was just released as a single. Once the video comes, the two biggest stars of 2006 will be on this countdown. Believe it! Oh fuck, I just quoted Naruto.
16. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #19)
You know...nevermind. I had a Hinoi Team/BoA moment but I aint EVEN GONNA GO THERE. I dont need jail time.
15. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (New Entry)
Mmm....Yuki and Cico. Oh, and Cico is looking hella hawt recently.
14. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Man, this song is still hanging around. Not too bad.
13. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #9)
Man, she releases a single a month. Where in the hell are the videos?!
12. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 17)
Ooohhh, just bested this week again! Well, at least he is one of the two artists with two songs in the Top 20
11. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #15)
Se7en stays one step ahead of Bi once again!
10. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #6)
Young Dro IS the hottest thing smokin. Two songs in the Top 20, has to be bad ass. This dance has FINALLY trumped that dumb fucking motorcycle dance by Young Joc. I hated that fucking dance.
9. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #12]
One of the few bright spots of hip-hop right now.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 8)
Kind of stagnant right now with Orange Range. GIMME A FUCKING ALBUM!
7. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #10)
Steadily moving up. Still need to pick up the album, a lot of the songs are pretty damn good.
6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Well, falling a little but has two songs to show for his 2006. Not a bad year for Bi I must say.
5. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #1, #1 for 1 Week)
It was an awesome run for the Beat Crusaders. Here is hoping for the Disco song. The english is EVEN WORSE in that song.
4. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks [two times])
The honeymoon is over. The new single is coming soon so there will be more UVERworld soon. Until then, Shamrock is still the mad notes.
3. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #7)
Man, this is a groove right here. With the state of R&B (Which is CRAP) the way it is, he really is one of the few bright spots. Aside from Justin Timberlake and as cool as he is that is just sad. The dude did a country song on Star Search, people! Dammit Usher, we need you! Shit, I cant believe I said that.
2. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)
You know, their album is out. I should probably pick it up at some point. But I'm poor so that shit aint gonna happen. Well, we have a new number one, and that only leaves...
1. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 3)
Yes, my favorite song is a country song. You listen to this song and tell me you dont like it or you cant relate. I can relate because...well I am a dumbass. If this song existed three years ago, I probably wouldnt be so bitter. Hell, if it was out SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO I wouldnt be so bitter. Eh, hindsight and whatnot. Still love the song and Rascal Flatts is the new NUMBER 1!
Stay tuned next week! Can Rascal Flatts hold on? Or will Evanesence slide into number 1? Or is John Legend's legendary run upward gonna continue? Find out next week!
Well, that is all for now. Stay tuned Sunday, there shouldnt be any delays aside from the Atlanta/New York Giants game on Sunday morning when it comes to the season premire! I will return soon, maybe even today! Stay up, peeps!
Live, Laugh and Love.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
I Really Love Women! I Do!
Morning peeps! It has been a while and I wanted to give you all something. Oh, next week I have training on some shit I dont care about so I am sure to have a rant on how much I hate training. You know what I hate? People who tell me something will be a 'learning experience.' Who in the fuck do you think you are to tell me that I am gonna learn something?! If DMX aint rapped about it, odds are it means jackshit to me! People suck it dry.
You know what else I can't stand? Women who expect a man to give her a jacket because it is cold. BITCH, YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE COLD WHEN YOU LEFT THE HOUSE! If it is all of a sudden, that is cool. I have given my coat to a lady because it was all of a sudden cold. People in Colorado can relate because the weather here eats ass. However, I gave her my coat because I WANTED TO, not because it is expected. If a woman expects me to give her my coat because its cold, she is stupid. Always bring a coat, and dammit always have an umbrella. I mean fuck, after September you need to prepare for the elements. Expect me to vote for a female President when you cant even prepare for the FUCKING WEATHER?! How will you handle a terrorist attack or Kim Jong Il's funny ass? Get it together, ladies.
Oh, and men you arent off the hook either. I know I mentioned ogling the other day. Now I look at women sometimes (usually in shock to say 'oh no she didnt just wear that!') but I don't STARE. Except for the On The Border girl but that is different. She is HAWT and I can't help it, I'm taking pills and seminars for it. Dudes that just look a woman over like she is a GTO on a showroom are just fucking sad. I cant stand that shit. I agree with women on very few things, but this is one of them. Now when I say agree, dont go getting all happy because like I said before women WANT the attention, just when they WANT it. Case in point, at NDK Nolan, Zach, Nick and I were walking to get some food when two rather attractive females (I would say between 16-18 age range) came walking past us. We were talking, but not about them (we were talking about the goth lesbians inside. Now THEY were saucy but Zach didnt get pictures due to some voyuer law or something) and all of a sudden, after walking normally toward us, they began to walk like their hips were on overdrive. Like they were doing 'the bump' while walking, you know how they do. AS SOON AS THEY HEARD TALKING. Whether it was about them or not wasnt the issue. It doesnt PROVE the point that women all want attention but it does give it value. When no one was paying attention to them it was status quo. As soon as they thought someone was looking it was SHOWTIME, PEEPS! That is what I talk about when women WANT attention, when they dont want it is when they wear a shirt that says 'Dont Look At My Tits' and it is cut...well to their tits. You see, that is stupid.
On the backend of that, men need to not look. By not giving the attention its like ignoring a small child that falls. Actually observe them; if they fall and no one is around to ask if they are okay, they shake it off. If someone displays concern or interest, they cry. Now I am not saying to ignore ALL CHILDREN FALLING. That would just be stupid. Just like I am saying to not completely ignore women. If they dress nice it is to be noticed, no matter what they say. Its why men have nice cars and wear nice shoes. Not me, I wear nice shoes because I like to be FAB-YOU-LOUS. However, if she is trying too hard or is being obnoxious about it (really low cut shirts, any pants with writing on the ass) just ignore her. Maybe she will learn that attention will come to her if she is just herself instead of fishing for it. Because when you fish for attention, odds are you get the kind that you dont want. And that is one to grow on, peeps.
Men, stop going for the women that want any kind of attention and pay attention to the ones that really dont need it. Because them ladies is the hawt ones. Ladies, men that are only talking to you when you are dressed for attention odds are have short attention spans and are thinking you are a whore for the way you dress anyway so stop. No one looks at the girl in the miniskirt and clear heels and says she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. They say she looks like she gives good head and doesnt USE her shoulders. Nothing attracts SMART man like a woman being subtle. I like a lady that is confident with just hanging out and not being the drunk chick face down in the crotch of a guy she just met. Ive seen it before and it does nothing for me. I'm just saying. Ladies that are calm and collective are a lot more appealing than loud and obnoxious. Now I am not saying QUIET because I for the most part am not quiet. At least have something funny or important to say. Funny ladies are SAUCY. Hells yeah, make the Chachi laugh and he is your bitch. Guaranteed.
Well, that is all for now. The Chachi will be back soon for you guys. Top 20 tomorrow! And I may list my traits of what I like to see in a lady. MAYBE. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
You know what else I can't stand? Women who expect a man to give her a jacket because it is cold. BITCH, YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE COLD WHEN YOU LEFT THE HOUSE! If it is all of a sudden, that is cool. I have given my coat to a lady because it was all of a sudden cold. People in Colorado can relate because the weather here eats ass. However, I gave her my coat because I WANTED TO, not because it is expected. If a woman expects me to give her my coat because its cold, she is stupid. Always bring a coat, and dammit always have an umbrella. I mean fuck, after September you need to prepare for the elements. Expect me to vote for a female President when you cant even prepare for the FUCKING WEATHER?! How will you handle a terrorist attack or Kim Jong Il's funny ass? Get it together, ladies.
Oh, and men you arent off the hook either. I know I mentioned ogling the other day. Now I look at women sometimes (usually in shock to say 'oh no she didnt just wear that!') but I don't STARE. Except for the On The Border girl but that is different. She is HAWT and I can't help it, I'm taking pills and seminars for it. Dudes that just look a woman over like she is a GTO on a showroom are just fucking sad. I cant stand that shit. I agree with women on very few things, but this is one of them. Now when I say agree, dont go getting all happy because like I said before women WANT the attention, just when they WANT it. Case in point, at NDK Nolan, Zach, Nick and I were walking to get some food when two rather attractive females (I would say between 16-18 age range) came walking past us. We were talking, but not about them (we were talking about the goth lesbians inside. Now THEY were saucy but Zach didnt get pictures due to some voyuer law or something) and all of a sudden, after walking normally toward us, they began to walk like their hips were on overdrive. Like they were doing 'the bump' while walking, you know how they do. AS SOON AS THEY HEARD TALKING. Whether it was about them or not wasnt the issue. It doesnt PROVE the point that women all want attention but it does give it value. When no one was paying attention to them it was status quo. As soon as they thought someone was looking it was SHOWTIME, PEEPS! That is what I talk about when women WANT attention, when they dont want it is when they wear a shirt that says 'Dont Look At My Tits' and it is cut...well to their tits. You see, that is stupid.
On the backend of that, men need to not look. By not giving the attention its like ignoring a small child that falls. Actually observe them; if they fall and no one is around to ask if they are okay, they shake it off. If someone displays concern or interest, they cry. Now I am not saying to ignore ALL CHILDREN FALLING. That would just be stupid. Just like I am saying to not completely ignore women. If they dress nice it is to be noticed, no matter what they say. Its why men have nice cars and wear nice shoes. Not me, I wear nice shoes because I like to be FAB-YOU-LOUS. However, if she is trying too hard or is being obnoxious about it (really low cut shirts, any pants with writing on the ass) just ignore her. Maybe she will learn that attention will come to her if she is just herself instead of fishing for it. Because when you fish for attention, odds are you get the kind that you dont want. And that is one to grow on, peeps.
Men, stop going for the women that want any kind of attention and pay attention to the ones that really dont need it. Because them ladies is the hawt ones. Ladies, men that are only talking to you when you are dressed for attention odds are have short attention spans and are thinking you are a whore for the way you dress anyway so stop. No one looks at the girl in the miniskirt and clear heels and says she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders. They say she looks like she gives good head and doesnt USE her shoulders. Nothing attracts SMART man like a woman being subtle. I like a lady that is confident with just hanging out and not being the drunk chick face down in the crotch of a guy she just met. Ive seen it before and it does nothing for me. I'm just saying. Ladies that are calm and collective are a lot more appealing than loud and obnoxious. Now I am not saying QUIET because I for the most part am not quiet. At least have something funny or important to say. Funny ladies are SAUCY. Hells yeah, make the Chachi laugh and he is your bitch. Guaranteed.
Well, that is all for now. The Chachi will be back soon for you guys. Top 20 tomorrow! And I may list my traits of what I like to see in a lady. MAYBE. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Nature Versus Nuture?
Good morning peeps! Just a quick update, you know the drill. The man is on my back. So it is officially winter as the first snowfall of the season registered last night. Fuck, didnt I just bitch about it snowing like 4 months ago? Damn, I hate Colorado.
So I was doing my rounds of the internet (because working is for suckers) and I noticed this. I guess dressing like a video chick IS in a woman's genes. Instead of her jeans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, I am funny. Seriously, this explains alot. Or very little because women still want to be respected and not ogled at. Even if you wear something ogle worthy. Not ogle worthy like 'shes hot' but more like 'Jesus Christ, cover that up for the children!' I mean seriously, sometimes I wonder if women really think. I'm not gonna use the Chappelle theory but its like someone with a car that has mis-matched doors. If you accentuate something people will take notice. If your breasts are naturally big and a dude looks like he hasnt had milk since he was four I officially apologize. However if you have them pushed in, up and out like a Chad Johnson Go-Route then I dont have any sympathy for your dumb ass. You put them out for display then that is what happens. Deal with it or cover it up. Besides, women suck up attention like vampires (negative or positive and dont let them tell you otherwise) so it really is a win-win for them. And women dont deserve win-wins, just like the Irish dont. And Irish women...I LOTHE YOU. Just kidding...
Well, enough women bashing for a day. I said I would back off and seeing as how my diatribe was only one paragraph I feel like I am getting better. Letting you ladies off easy and all. I think I will start doing pointed rants again about subjects. I miss those, it gave me a direction. Stay tuned, I think I will have one about people bitching about North Korea up pretty soon. All I can say is this: Kim Jong Il is NOT Hitler. Kim Jong Il is funny as HELL. Hitler...not so much.
I will be back soon. When I get a chance, I will post the pictures and the polls for the Chachi's. I got rid of my website (mainly because it didnt fucking work) so I will have to redo THAT. Anyway, stay tuned as the season premire of Passion of Chachi will be this Sunday! Largest post ever, peeps. All for you. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Oh, and KORIKKI!
So I was doing my rounds of the internet (because working is for suckers) and I noticed this. I guess dressing like a video chick IS in a woman's genes. Instead of her jeans. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, I am funny. Seriously, this explains alot. Or very little because women still want to be respected and not ogled at. Even if you wear something ogle worthy. Not ogle worthy like 'shes hot' but more like 'Jesus Christ, cover that up for the children!' I mean seriously, sometimes I wonder if women really think. I'm not gonna use the Chappelle theory but its like someone with a car that has mis-matched doors. If you accentuate something people will take notice. If your breasts are naturally big and a dude looks like he hasnt had milk since he was four I officially apologize. However if you have them pushed in, up and out like a Chad Johnson Go-Route then I dont have any sympathy for your dumb ass. You put them out for display then that is what happens. Deal with it or cover it up. Besides, women suck up attention like vampires (negative or positive and dont let them tell you otherwise) so it really is a win-win for them. And women dont deserve win-wins, just like the Irish dont. And Irish women...I LOTHE YOU. Just kidding...
Well, enough women bashing for a day. I said I would back off and seeing as how my diatribe was only one paragraph I feel like I am getting better. Letting you ladies off easy and all. I think I will start doing pointed rants again about subjects. I miss those, it gave me a direction. Stay tuned, I think I will have one about people bitching about North Korea up pretty soon. All I can say is this: Kim Jong Il is NOT Hitler. Kim Jong Il is funny as HELL. Hitler...not so much.
I will be back soon. When I get a chance, I will post the pictures and the polls for the Chachi's. I got rid of my website (mainly because it didnt fucking work) so I will have to redo THAT. Anyway, stay tuned as the season premire of Passion of Chachi will be this Sunday! Largest post ever, peeps. All for you. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Oh, and KORIKKI!
Monday, October 09, 2006
Revenge of the Nerds!
HELLS YES!! Nan Desu Kan 2006 has come and past peeps. And I must say, it was good times, Zach, Nick, Nolan and I painted the town red and took no prisoners! It was pretty damn bad ass. I will have a more in depth review later. Just wanted to let the peeps know I was alive. I will hopefully have picks and a complete rundown of the festivities on Friday or Saturday. I was just worn out on Sunday.
Oh, and HIGHLANDER THE FUCKING ANIME!! HELLS YES!! I literally came a bit. Oh, and whoever was dressed as Voltron, you are my new idol. And there were less mingers this year, too. I was plesantly suprised. I mean it was a nerd fest for all intents and purposes so not much was to be expected. Even still, there were some nice ladies at the Con. Especially the Advent Children Tifa's. Yep, they was quite the alright. Jail is waiting for me.
THERE WAS NO PARA PARA!! Korikki would be irate at such actions! How in the hell do you have Japanese culture without Korikki?! Oh, and people leave to stop with the Naruto costumes. It wasnt cool last year and it aint cool now. Naruto has about 20 good episodes out of 202 (at my last count) so they need to let it go. Cartton Network does not a good anime equal. And where was Sgt. Frog?! Kerokerokerokerokerokero! Man, there weren't even many Bleach costumes. I was shocked. Oh and Nolan, Keika is so much hotter than Asuka. SO MUCH HOTTER.
Well, I will be back soon with pics and everything. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Oh, and HIGHLANDER THE FUCKING ANIME!! HELLS YES!! I literally came a bit. Oh, and whoever was dressed as Voltron, you are my new idol. And there were less mingers this year, too. I was plesantly suprised. I mean it was a nerd fest for all intents and purposes so not much was to be expected. Even still, there were some nice ladies at the Con. Especially the Advent Children Tifa's. Yep, they was quite the alright. Jail is waiting for me.
THERE WAS NO PARA PARA!! Korikki would be irate at such actions! How in the hell do you have Japanese culture without Korikki?! Oh, and people leave to stop with the Naruto costumes. It wasnt cool last year and it aint cool now. Naruto has about 20 good episodes out of 202 (at my last count) so they need to let it go. Cartton Network does not a good anime equal. And where was Sgt. Frog?! Kerokerokerokerokerokero! Man, there weren't even many Bleach costumes. I was shocked. Oh and Nolan, Keika is so much hotter than Asuka. SO MUCH HOTTER.
Well, I will be back soon with pics and everything. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Aw, Ish! Duece K is Back Again!
Morning peeps! Sorry I have been gone for so long, busy week at work. Also, getting ready for NDK tomorrow! Too bad I have no money for swag. That SO SUCKS. Well, thems the breaks of having a car and bus pass because thats where it went. Two-hundred thirty dollars in tags is bullshit. Anyway...ITS TIME FOR THE CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!! Since I wont be updating tomorrow, you get the countdown a day early! I'm a giver. Lets get this party started! Whoop, Whoop! Okay, never again will I do that. Let's get started...
20. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #18)
STILL havent seen Idlewild. According to the box office, neither did anyone else. Its a shame because Ashton Kutcher has the to two movies in America.
19. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (New Entry)
Actually listening to this song right now. I kind of missed JoJo. Good to see her back. I liked 'Get Out (Leave)'
18. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies (Last Week # 14)
Still no new video, but My Chemical Romance is back. From one goth pop/rock band to another. They are interchangeable.
17. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 20)
Nice little ballad here.
16. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #14)
Wow, this song is STILL in my playlist. And everyone elses.
15. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #17)
Let's just call him Timberlake V.2
14. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #11)
WHERE IN THE HELL IS 'MY LOVE'?!?! Get T.I. and get to work!
13. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #12)
Still love the dance in this video.
12. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #15]
True thuggin.
11. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #10, #1 for one week)
Man, this song is the game driving on a Friday after work.
10. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #13)
So Nelly Furtado is hawt. Have I said that recently? Because I am going to say it again.
9. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #7)
So yeah, she is hot too. Ms. Koda needs a new video though.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Orange Range has had 3 singles, no new album to make up for Squeezed. I'm kind of pissed off.
7. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #8)
Nice little jam here. Waiting for the new album, though.
6. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #3)
Still leanin. Just down.
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)
Yeah, I like this song. Sad that rock has taken over hip hop as my second favorite music genre.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Still hanging in there. With Move On moving up, can Freeway hold on?
3. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 6)
I got the stares yesterday night listening to this on the way home. Get off my ass, people! It's a good song!
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
NOOOO!!! Not again! It was a goreat run and comback but it had to end at some point. A new single is coming in November though. I cant wait.
1. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #2)
Yep, we have a new number 1 in time for NDK.
Well, that is all for now. I will be back Saturday for some NDK updates. Until then stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
20. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #18)
STILL havent seen Idlewild. According to the box office, neither did anyone else. Its a shame because Ashton Kutcher has the to two movies in America.
19. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (New Entry)
Actually listening to this song right now. I kind of missed JoJo. Good to see her back. I liked 'Get Out (Leave)'
18. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies (Last Week # 14)
Still no new video, but My Chemical Romance is back. From one goth pop/rock band to another. They are interchangeable.
17. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 20)
Nice little ballad here.
16. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #14)
Wow, this song is STILL in my playlist. And everyone elses.
15. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #17)
Let's just call him Timberlake V.2
14. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #11)
WHERE IN THE HELL IS 'MY LOVE'?!?! Get T.I. and get to work!
13. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #12)
Still love the dance in this video.
12. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #15]
True thuggin.
11. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #10, #1 for one week)
Man, this song is the game driving on a Friday after work.
10. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #13)
So Nelly Furtado is hawt. Have I said that recently? Because I am going to say it again.
9. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #7)
So yeah, she is hot too. Ms. Koda needs a new video though.
8. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Orange Range has had 3 singles, no new album to make up for Squeezed. I'm kind of pissed off.
7. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #8)
Nice little jam here. Waiting for the new album, though.
6. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #3)
Still leanin. Just down.
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 5)
Yeah, I like this song. Sad that rock has taken over hip hop as my second favorite music genre.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #4)
Still hanging in there. With Move On moving up, can Freeway hold on?
3. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 6)
I got the stares yesterday night listening to this on the way home. Get off my ass, people! It's a good song!
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
NOOOO!!! Not again! It was a goreat run and comback but it had to end at some point. A new single is coming in November though. I cant wait.
1. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #2)
Yep, we have a new number 1 in time for NDK.
Well, that is all for now. I will be back Saturday for some NDK updates. Until then stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, October 02, 2006
It's Like Japanese Christmas in October!
Afternoon, peeps! NDK is coming on Friday and I will SO be there! Too bad my finances are rather low or else I would be ALL OVER THAT SWAG! It's all about the swag, peeps. Hope to see some of my five or six readers there. I may sign an autograph or two. Then charge you 5 bucks cuz I need SWAG! Word of the day, peeps.
So at some point this week I am FINALLY going to have the Ladies Night Brackets up. I wil try to get this done ASAP as NDK is Friday and I would have to print some brackets out and allow the passers-by to vote. This is Chachi's America where everyone has a voice. Except the Irish. And they know why.
Speaking of my hatred of people, I am going to lay off women for a while (unless truly deserved such as when they break my heart or string me along) because it really just an't fair to rag on them when these school shootings are going on targeting them. I say alot of things, but at no point do I advocate or endorse violence against women. That is not what my rants are about, they are about venting and informing those that act that way. With that being said it is time to release my ire and fury against those that really deserve it: Star Stealers. Yep, the states that dont really need a star on our flag. Your day is coming.
Well, its back to the grill again. I will be back with the peeps soon. Stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
So at some point this week I am FINALLY going to have the Ladies Night Brackets up. I wil try to get this done ASAP as NDK is Friday and I would have to print some brackets out and allow the passers-by to vote. This is Chachi's America where everyone has a voice. Except the Irish. And they know why.
Speaking of my hatred of people, I am going to lay off women for a while (unless truly deserved such as when they break my heart or string me along) because it really just an't fair to rag on them when these school shootings are going on targeting them. I say alot of things, but at no point do I advocate or endorse violence against women. That is not what my rants are about, they are about venting and informing those that act that way. With that being said it is time to release my ire and fury against those that really deserve it: Star Stealers. Yep, the states that dont really need a star on our flag. Your day is coming.
Well, its back to the grill again. I will be back with the peeps soon. Stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Styles Clash!
Happy Sunday, peeps! I took a hiatus yesterday to roam the town and recover from the mindrape that was Friday. Fun times had by all, but man sometimes it just pays to go the hell home.I didnt make it to Beerfest though, it was sold out. Drunken college students are attracted to beer like...well...shit there really isnt another example that can beat that one. Eh, what can you do. Still had a pretty fun time.
So NDK is on Friday and needless to say, I am kind of excited. I still dont have a costume (although Funkbusters was AWESOME, just cant find a Ghostbusters outfit anywhere) but that doesnt mean I cant enjoy the festivities. Oh, and lets not forget the kickass swag. Except for the yaoi paddles. I hope that shit has died down because I dont need no dudes kissing in my anime. Hell, I dont even like my ladies kissing in my anime. Unless its Momo-chan and Sae-Chan from Peach Girl. That might make me change my mind...just a little.
Oh, and not only was Jackass the number one movie in America last week, ASHTON KUTCHER has the number 1 AND 2 movies in America THIS week. Jebus, maybe the terrorists are winning because this country is getting stupider by the fucking day.
Today I have two things I want to talk about. First is the culture clash that is Asian music. Now for the most part there are traditional artists but I mean the music for the younger generation (hip hop, pop, r&b). It would seem to me that Asians love the hip hop cultere. Dont get me wrong, a lot of countries do but they REALLY love the hip hop culture. There is nothing wrong with that, but it just seems kind of...well off. Case in point: Hyori Lee.
Now dont get it wrong, I love Hyori's music (kinda) and I think she is damn fine (albeit in need of a sandwich because I fucking hate skinny people. Just loathe them bastards). However, her music is kind of a mix between bad pop, bad hip-hop and bad r&b. Take for instance this song here, Hey Girl:
First of, Hyori Lee + a bed + me = HELLS YES. Damn, back to my point. Did that not mind you of Ashanti and Ja Rule? Except it kinda just missed something? Like...black people? Yeah I know this sounds bad but hip hop just looks weird without black people. It's like humans fighting animals (Except my bears vs. women idea. The two biggest threats to society battling it out to the death? Sign me up for season tickets!); it just doesnt look right. Dont get me wrong, I like song and always have. But look at Hyori, BoA (But I love her so she is above all of this), Namie Amuro and to a lesser extent Kumi Koda (Mainly because I think she took the X-Tina persona and just went all over it like that bottle in the Juicy video. Which will be the video of the year, but is still wrong). Sadly, the all seem like bastardized combos of Britney Spears and Ciara with a dash of Ja Rule tossed in. Now the 'hip pop' style was awesome...when I was in college. And it was cool again when I saw Hyori Lee do it with the aforementioned song. However, the style really hasnt changed, and when it has it is just fucking bad. Dark Angel sucked with the whole trying to be 'rock n pop' although Shall We Dance is a bit on the saucy side and even has a little hip pop to it:
Yeah, thats good stuff right there. ANyway, my original point is the overwhelming influence of hip hop on the Asian culture when it comes to music. I mentioned Hyori Lee, but the biggest guilty pary of that is Se7en. Now Se7en rules are but lets face it, he stole from Justin Timberlake who stole from Usher who stole from Bobby Brown who stole from you get the idea. Not a knock because its a good style but come on. I have put Se7en's videos up and you have seen him. I mean could he not be anymore like Justin. There is only ONE JUSTIN, Se7en! You are treading on ground you CANNOT TREAD! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, you know who I like that has used the hip hop cultre in an interesting way that is not named Bennie K? (Oh, and Renso Game from Bennie K Show 2 is the greatest jam ever. I guarantee it you wont be disappointed) AI. For those that don't know who she is...you are a damn dirty bastard. Here is her newest single, I Wanna:
Dancing, nice beat and damn good voice. AI is old school, see some of her old stuff, it's not too shabby. And before you talk about my lack of male artists on here, you should know my views on that. Verbal has a fucking POW! brass knuckles. How about that is whack. Male artists aside for Ryohei and Diggy Mo are just as bad, but anyone that co-wrote Oasis cant be all that bad. Oh and you want to see dancing? THIS is dancing. Hyori, take note:
Old school BoA. You just got served!
Oh, on to my second point seeing as how the first one went nowhere as most of mine do. You see, I have gotten a lot of flack lately from females about my views of women. I while back I read you the list of what women have called me (From mean to anti-social which is PRICELESS seeing as having a BLOG is almost the exact opposite of anti-social depending on how you use it) and for the most part it is true. But you see, today I am going the opposite route and speak on something about men.
You see, when I go out, even when I am drinking I am observing other people because I like to understand as much as possible about why people do what they do and say what they say when they interact with people. It's the Communications major in me I guess. While watching men and women interact over the last two years after college (when the age range of the people I hang out with went from about 18-24 up to 28-40) I noticed something. Men are utter and complete liars. Yep, I said it. The majority of men out there, fuck it I will say 85% of men dont have an honest bone in their fucking body and are just looking for tang. Seriously. A man trying to get tang will say ANYTHING to a woman if she wants to hear it and it gets him to his ultimate goal. It is a sad statement but it is true. You know what is even SADDER? That the more you lie, the better shot of actually getting tang.
You see, I dont mince words and I dont take shorts. That can be seen as mean, I see it as being me. And I am an asshole because I refuse to say what women want to hear because they want to hear it. I say what is true or what I feel and if that falls in line then so be it. Any man who says he 'feels the plight of the woman in todays world' is a fucking MORON and should be shot in the face as such. It really is like people who say that they feel the 'plight of the (name oppressed race, creed, religion, endangered species or handicapped group and place here)' just to not be seen as insensitive. It is fucking bullshit and men that play that game need to be eliminated. Also, the women that BELIEVE that shit should be eliminated. With the power of listening comes the responsibility to filter out the bullshit. With women being so smart, its hard to see how they get 'taken advantage of' or 'treated unfairly' if they are the smartest beings on the universe. If women are so smart, why do they still live in teepees? Explain THAT. Check and mate.
My observation was as such: Men lie becuase women let them. That is all there is to it. If you dont stand for it, they wont do it. Women let them because they like to hear what they want. If what he is saying is a lie and it is a truth to her, that is illogical on both sides and therefore insane. Secondly, women are taught since birth that the reason all men are going to lie to them to get into their gullyholes. Well, that is in part true, but it is rooted in what I said last Sunday about women thinking that they are the end-all be-all of the universe and the vagina has the cure for cancer and the Holy fucking Grail. The fact that men will lie to get the yak is sad but true. Therefore, lies men tell work two ways:
Everything a man says is a lie and therefore she believes what she wants. This puts all the power with the woman which is fine. However, this will come with none of the responsibility because odds are there is alcohol involved.
OR
A man is lying but saying what she wants to hear he must be telling the truth which even though it is a lie it is a truth to her which makes the original theory true that all men lie but also validates MY theory that women believe what they want and create their own reality. I know because I did that for a while and it was stupid. We live in the real world, not Snapdragon and Lollypop Land. The next time a woman says all men are dogs and liars, remember the immortal words of Homer Simpson: It takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen. See, cartoons can be deep.
Well, I may be back a little later on. Updates will be sparse until NDK so get ready! Stay up, peeps!
Live, Laugh and Love.
So NDK is on Friday and needless to say, I am kind of excited. I still dont have a costume (although Funkbusters was AWESOME, just cant find a Ghostbusters outfit anywhere) but that doesnt mean I cant enjoy the festivities. Oh, and lets not forget the kickass swag. Except for the yaoi paddles. I hope that shit has died down because I dont need no dudes kissing in my anime. Hell, I dont even like my ladies kissing in my anime. Unless its Momo-chan and Sae-Chan from Peach Girl. That might make me change my mind...just a little.
Oh, and not only was Jackass the number one movie in America last week, ASHTON KUTCHER has the number 1 AND 2 movies in America THIS week. Jebus, maybe the terrorists are winning because this country is getting stupider by the fucking day.
Today I have two things I want to talk about. First is the culture clash that is Asian music. Now for the most part there are traditional artists but I mean the music for the younger generation (hip hop, pop, r&b). It would seem to me that Asians love the hip hop cultere. Dont get me wrong, a lot of countries do but they REALLY love the hip hop culture. There is nothing wrong with that, but it just seems kind of...well off. Case in point: Hyori Lee.
Now dont get it wrong, I love Hyori's music (kinda) and I think she is damn fine (albeit in need of a sandwich because I fucking hate skinny people. Just loathe them bastards). However, her music is kind of a mix between bad pop, bad hip-hop and bad r&b. Take for instance this song here, Hey Girl:
First of, Hyori Lee + a bed + me = HELLS YES. Damn, back to my point. Did that not mind you of Ashanti and Ja Rule? Except it kinda just missed something? Like...black people? Yeah I know this sounds bad but hip hop just looks weird without black people. It's like humans fighting animals (Except my bears vs. women idea. The two biggest threats to society battling it out to the death? Sign me up for season tickets!); it just doesnt look right. Dont get me wrong, I like song and always have. But look at Hyori, BoA (But I love her so she is above all of this), Namie Amuro and to a lesser extent Kumi Koda (Mainly because I think she took the X-Tina persona and just went all over it like that bottle in the Juicy video. Which will be the video of the year, but is still wrong). Sadly, the all seem like bastardized combos of Britney Spears and Ciara with a dash of Ja Rule tossed in. Now the 'hip pop' style was awesome...when I was in college. And it was cool again when I saw Hyori Lee do it with the aforementioned song. However, the style really hasnt changed, and when it has it is just fucking bad. Dark Angel sucked with the whole trying to be 'rock n pop' although Shall We Dance is a bit on the saucy side and even has a little hip pop to it:
Yeah, thats good stuff right there. ANyway, my original point is the overwhelming influence of hip hop on the Asian culture when it comes to music. I mentioned Hyori Lee, but the biggest guilty pary of that is Se7en. Now Se7en rules are but lets face it, he stole from Justin Timberlake who stole from Usher who stole from Bobby Brown who stole from you get the idea. Not a knock because its a good style but come on. I have put Se7en's videos up and you have seen him. I mean could he not be anymore like Justin. There is only ONE JUSTIN, Se7en! You are treading on ground you CANNOT TREAD! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, you know who I like that has used the hip hop cultre in an interesting way that is not named Bennie K? (Oh, and Renso Game from Bennie K Show 2 is the greatest jam ever. I guarantee it you wont be disappointed) AI. For those that don't know who she is...you are a damn dirty bastard. Here is her newest single, I Wanna:
Dancing, nice beat and damn good voice. AI is old school, see some of her old stuff, it's not too shabby. And before you talk about my lack of male artists on here, you should know my views on that. Verbal has a fucking POW! brass knuckles. How about that is whack. Male artists aside for Ryohei and Diggy Mo are just as bad, but anyone that co-wrote Oasis cant be all that bad. Oh and you want to see dancing? THIS is dancing. Hyori, take note:
Old school BoA. You just got served!
Oh, on to my second point seeing as how the first one went nowhere as most of mine do. You see, I have gotten a lot of flack lately from females about my views of women. I while back I read you the list of what women have called me (From mean to anti-social which is PRICELESS seeing as having a BLOG is almost the exact opposite of anti-social depending on how you use it) and for the most part it is true. But you see, today I am going the opposite route and speak on something about men.
You see, when I go out, even when I am drinking I am observing other people because I like to understand as much as possible about why people do what they do and say what they say when they interact with people. It's the Communications major in me I guess. While watching men and women interact over the last two years after college (when the age range of the people I hang out with went from about 18-24 up to 28-40) I noticed something. Men are utter and complete liars. Yep, I said it. The majority of men out there, fuck it I will say 85% of men dont have an honest bone in their fucking body and are just looking for tang. Seriously. A man trying to get tang will say ANYTHING to a woman if she wants to hear it and it gets him to his ultimate goal. It is a sad statement but it is true. You know what is even SADDER? That the more you lie, the better shot of actually getting tang.
You see, I dont mince words and I dont take shorts. That can be seen as mean, I see it as being me. And I am an asshole because I refuse to say what women want to hear because they want to hear it. I say what is true or what I feel and if that falls in line then so be it. Any man who says he 'feels the plight of the woman in todays world' is a fucking MORON and should be shot in the face as such. It really is like people who say that they feel the 'plight of the (name oppressed race, creed, religion, endangered species or handicapped group and place here)' just to not be seen as insensitive. It is fucking bullshit and men that play that game need to be eliminated. Also, the women that BELIEVE that shit should be eliminated. With the power of listening comes the responsibility to filter out the bullshit. With women being so smart, its hard to see how they get 'taken advantage of' or 'treated unfairly' if they are the smartest beings on the universe. If women are so smart, why do they still live in teepees? Explain THAT. Check and mate.
My observation was as such: Men lie becuase women let them. That is all there is to it. If you dont stand for it, they wont do it. Women let them because they like to hear what they want. If what he is saying is a lie and it is a truth to her, that is illogical on both sides and therefore insane. Secondly, women are taught since birth that the reason all men are going to lie to them to get into their gullyholes. Well, that is in part true, but it is rooted in what I said last Sunday about women thinking that they are the end-all be-all of the universe and the vagina has the cure for cancer and the Holy fucking Grail. The fact that men will lie to get the yak is sad but true. Therefore, lies men tell work two ways:
Everything a man says is a lie and therefore she believes what she wants. This puts all the power with the woman which is fine. However, this will come with none of the responsibility because odds are there is alcohol involved.
OR
A man is lying but saying what she wants to hear he must be telling the truth which even though it is a lie it is a truth to her which makes the original theory true that all men lie but also validates MY theory that women believe what they want and create their own reality. I know because I did that for a while and it was stupid. We live in the real world, not Snapdragon and Lollypop Land. The next time a woman says all men are dogs and liars, remember the immortal words of Homer Simpson: It takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen. See, cartoons can be deep.
Well, I may be back a little later on. Updates will be sparse until NDK so get ready! Stay up, peeps!
Live, Laugh and Love.
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