Voting: It's All Fun And Games Until Jesus Gets Involved.

First off, how many of you voted FOR Proposition 48? Understand one thing: A ZYGOTE IS NOT A PERSON. It is an egg (Or whatever, I am still kind of buzzin right now. I needs me a drank!). I am going to get an Egg McMuffin right now to prove my damn point. Yaaaay, I aborted a chicken baby! And it was delicious. A zygote can't vote, go to war or sing along with the greatest song of all time: BOSTON'S "MORE THAN A FEELING":

Also, fuck California for passing Proposition 8. Being married is something that I always thought was wrong by definition (Unless marriage involves driving around in a tiny airplane fighting crime like the Rescue Rangers, I aint interested. Even still, the fact that you bible bumping asshats would take the right of people to marry because gays are happier together than your straight asses (It's true, gays are a naturally happy people. Like Greeks!) shows how un-Christian you really are. You expect me to believe that Jesus wasn’t AT LEAST bi-curious? Judas was jilted, that's why he was pissed. YOU SAID LOVED-DID-DID-DID ME JESUS! Yeah, I went there and if you are offended then FUCK YOU because you are a bigot for not wanting gays to participate in the same act all straight Christians participate in with a failure at a 50% clip. And you people wonder why you never get an NFL team. BTW, anyone down to see “Milk” at the end of this month with me?:

I’ll be there. But not for Sean Penn. Lastly, as for Carrie Underwood…I didn’t know you were a celebrity. The more you know, I guess….jackass.

Chachi Out

2008: The Year The Bullshit About Being Able To Be Anything You Want To Be Actually Came True.

Say what you will about what came to pass tonight, but when John Lewis was asked about what Barack Obama's win tonight meant to him...even I teared up a bit. Again, say what you need to about whatever you want but after being through what he has been through (You know, getting his ass kicked by the police in the Grand Old South because he wanted...you know...fair treatment and all) this moment is big for him and I am happy for him after seeing what he has seen and going through what he has gone through to finally see this day:

I could do without Jesse Jackson because he annoys the shit out of me but...he's kind of everywhere like Lil Wayne was on the remix earlier this year. Unlike Lil' Wayne, Barack Obama delivered. With the election done and people already bitching about the downfall of America (Which if you believe...I just hope you die because as The Outlawz would say you are "non service" because if you believe that socialism will be brought into play from a bunch of shits in Washington that can't even figure out how to play a game of Chutes-N-Ladders then you are just sad) it is time to let the division of America by the over-zealous, hippie douchebag liberals and the pissed-off-for-no-reason "aw nah, we gonna lose our guns and freedom, Jethro!" conservatives zombie twits begin....

....NOW.

You know, you fuckers are both shitting on a historic night. If you don't get WHY it is historic then you can just suck my balls. Yes, my balls. You can suck them...dry...JACKASSES. I am out, the day is done and quit yer bitching. You lose one election and you act like the United States is going to be raped by the Skrulls or some shit. Read the comic, Captain America (Albeit Bucky), Thor and Iron Man save us from the Skrulls and a new arc begins. Or something like that, they are on six of seven and I am guessing about the ending.

And that is all. Good night, peeps.

Chachi Out