Tuesday, March 17, 2009

We Are A First World Country And Yet We Still Cut People For Surgery? BULLSHIT, SCIENCE SUCKS ASS.

What is up, peeps? I am back for a quick Tuesday update (Don’t ask why. I’m random like that) and for the last three years I have always had a post about new vernacular I was going to bring to the forefront every year. Now some got jacked (Like Downey. I want to slap the motherfucker that said that at Mint last year) while some just never really caught on (F2T did, but not in the circles I wanted. I DON’T want to take a seat over there) but I think it is about time to bring it back for the 2009! Yeah, at some point I am going to do a post on the new Linguistics of 2009! That will be up sometime this week depending on what the doctors say on Wednesday. God, I don’t want to get cut up.

SHITFUCKCUNTASSBITCHWHORERICKROSSCOCKTITTAMPON!


Sorry, had to get that out. I fear surgery, no matter how minor and shit. Oh, and no more using the word “swag.” Seriously, just say “swagger” or shut the fuck up. Asshats.

AND BUY BOA’S ALBUM TOMORROW! I am just going to buy it on iTunes and get it over with. Odds are finding it around Denver is going to be a bitch and a half. Once I get it I will review it for the peeps. Until then, ya'll stay up. (Update: HOLY FUCKBALLS, BLOGGER DOES SPELL CHECK?! News to me!)

Chachi Out.