Boredom has consumed me but I don’t want to be up until the asscrack of dawn so it is time to get off the pot. It is time for…
Chachi’s Random Thoughts!
Random Thought #1: The Youth Of America Need CROSSFIRE! YEAH!
You know, I was driving home today and I had to call Griff and ask a simple question:
Why don’t I ever see kids fly kites anymore?
I remember the carefree halcyon days of my elementary school youth with bike riding, kite flying and kickball playing. I remember making a friend solely due to the reason of both having the same kind of shoes or liking the same toy. Man, those days are gone. Now I don’t mean for me because as an adult I have entered the world of bills, crazy women and unneeded identity crises. With all the crap out there to rot the minds of kids from MTV to more MTV it is a shame that the things that made the youth of my generation great are lost on the last two. We have gone from Public Enemy and Boogie Down Productions to G-Unit and DJ Khaled (That motherfucker needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously, you aint Black so quit saying nigga. Just because you get a pass from dumb ass, gold teeth having, poor English speaking fucktards doesn’t mean you can use that word you braindead, fat fuck. DIE!). We have gone from Sesame Street and Square One (BIG UPS TO SQUARE ONE!!) to…um….The Wiggles? Seriously, even the toys suck ass. Remember games back in the day:
They were hungry and they were hippos. THE GAME WAS SELF EXPLANATORY! When I was younger there was no concern about video game violence or TV being a bad influence because…I really don’t know. I am not going to say parents were better or we were smarter because there are several kids I know that are not fuckwits. Hell, some of them are better adjusted than I was at that age. I didn’t get as nuts as I am now until I started dating. Maybe I was better off when I thought women had cooties.
Random Thought #2: Stamp Of Disapproval.
Okay, I have had JUST about enough of the tattoos in general. Now don’t get it twisted: I am not a FAN of tattoos but it isn’t like being a Turk so I am not going to stop being your friend if you have one. Nor do I think you are less of a person if you already got it before I met you. However with that being said, I do not want to be asked “Doesn’t this tattoo look hot?” because it really doesn’t. I don’t like them and I don’t think they are necessary in this day and age, especially if you are getting them to be “an individual” because odds are, someone has what the fuck you have. Again, it is fine by me if you are asking and if you are not then fuck it. However, I am having a real issue with women STILL getting the tattoo on the small of the back. I mean just like barbed wire and tribal, the shit is played out.
My question is why still get one? I mean women THEMSELVES call them a “tramp stamp” and yet I see them at younger and younger ages meaning the next generation is getting a lot stupider. Now the reason I end up seeing these tattoos is not that I look for them, it is because about 80% of females aged 21-30 have them. Not only that, they are always showing them off or literally showing them to you with the prefaced phase “This isn’t like anyone elses, I drew the art myself!” Well, seeing as how there are no women inventors I am somewhat ashamed if that statement is true because that means that the only thing of consequence that women have created in the last 100 years is skanky body art. Well, not like Black people have done much better since George Washington Carver. Although we did invent the Harlem Shake:
Much better than the last dance WOMEN invented….which was the….um….Electric Slide?:
Man, now this is going to bug me. Can someone tell me the last GOOD dance the ladies invented? I mean a man invented the Cupid Shuffle. Grandma can do it with her cane. Back to my original point. If you have a tattoo on the small of your back and you are under the age of 30 then you are a fucking dumb ass. Just like dudes with barb wire tattoos and of COURSE a crucifix. Because I am sure when Jesus got nailed up he wanted your dumb ass to get the SYMBOL OF HIS FUCKING DEATH FORGED INTO YOUR CHEST OR ASS. Maybe you should stab yourself in the hands and feet; that would be more of a homage. Too far? Fuck you, fucky.
Random Thought #3: Does VH1 Play Videos Anymore?
I mean seriously. Is ANYTHING on that network not a reality show? I mean MTV went downhill 10 years ago (Well…15 years ago. They act like music died with Kurt Cobain when all that died was the band and as far as I am concerned Alice In Chains was a better band and Dave Grohl was the most talented member of Nirvana. Yeah, I FUCKING WENT THERE) but I never really watched VH1 until BET decided that niggas love reality TV, too. Well, Paramount decided that but you know thems the rules I guess. Now between Flavor Flav and Brett Michaels I don’t even think they should be considered a music channel. It is like E! with worse shows. I mean who HONESTLY wants to fucking touch Flavor Flav? The nigga looks like a Treasure Troll cooked in an E-Z Bake Oven. Refried ugly, he is. Man, if it wasn’t for Scrubs and Fresh Prince in syndication I would have to kill somebody.
Well, I am about to watch the season premiere of Venture Brothers again. I will try to be back up tomorrow with a rant but I have been hella tired the last four days or so. Don’t worry, I will be back on the game soon. Until next time, stay up.
Chachi Out.
