FUCK THE BCS!!
So after finishing 13-0 and winning the Big 12 Championship Game 38-24 over #5 Texas…I finish #3 in the BCS. Behind MICHIGAN (FUCKING MICHIGAN!) and UCLA who are both 13-0 granted but they DID NOT play the schedule I did!
This is MY Schedule (Ranking are the Final Coaches Top 25 Polls):
Colorado State 59-14 (6-5)
@ #23 Ohio State 40-7 (8-4)
Florida State 34-31 OT (7-6)
#13 Oklahoma 33-7 (9-3)
@ Baylor 82-21 (3-8)
@ Kansas State 29-10 (6-5)
Kansas 48-0 (4-8)
@ Texas Tech 65-17 (4-8)
Missouri 62-34 (8-4)
@ Iowa State 45-21 (4-8)
Navy 48-27 (8-4)
#8 Nebraska 39-25 (10-2)
#9 Texas 38-24 (11-2)
First off, unlike Michigan I didn’t play teams without a fucking name (FCS Southwest? What the fuck, at least I played a god damn service academy!) and I CRUSHED Ohio State AT HOME which doesn’t happen unless you are Wisconsin (which I don’t get but hey, who am I to judge). As for shitty ass UCLA…
UCLA?!
First off, I could have beat Notre Dame. I could have beaten UTAH. Instead I played REAL SCHOOLS. Fucking pussies. Hell, even HAWAII got an at-large bid. HA-FUCKING-WHY-EE?! This game is bullshit. Don’t even get me STARTED on the underthrown passes and the offensive linemen that phase through defensive tackles. So now, instead of playing for a National Championship in the climate controlled Superdome (they fixed it) I have to go to fucking hot ass Arizona for the Fiesta Bowl against USC. Yeah, that’s fair.
Eat my ass, BCS. Eat it good.
