So Sean Kingston fucking sucks. I swear that fat black bastard is the most talentless fuck to make music since...well, I am drawing a blank. In other words, you are the shittiest sack of shit to make a song EVER. And I own 95 South's AND Color Me Badd's second albums. So I know what shit sounds like and fucky, shit is you.
I am sick of the non-singing ass singers all over the place. I heard that song in fucking Dillards. White people, I figured you pale-faced fucks wouldnt stand for darkies on your radios in your places of purchase. With this being said, the people are to be shot in their fucking faces on sight:
Akon (Got to start with the original Ugmonatron)
T-Pain (God...won't someone shoot this nigga)
Chad Kroger (I really dont like Nickelback)
Bono (Fuck Bono, Fuck the Poor and FUCK U2!)
Robin Thicke (The falsetto was cool for one song. ONE SONG. Get your nuts back or get a bullet to the face)
Rihanna (Take your bowling ball inhaling nostrils and your Daytona 500 size forhead and die. You dont need an umbrella, you need a tarp on that huge ass forhead of yours)
Pretty Ricky (Who are they? I dont know, but I just heard them while changing a CD and I'm sure that Jodeci wants their style back. Fuckers)
Fergie (My stance on her is changing because I like "big Girls Don't Cry" but she still looks like Frankenhooker. Man is the monster, but the monster is a man!)
Whoever made "Ay Bay Bay" (God....I am praying for some hip hop shootings soon. Thin out the ranks a little bit)
There are some more but I need to sleep now. I will have a post on my hitlist later. Wait, that could be seen as a threat of violence. So, my next post will be:
MOTHERFUCKERS THAT SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE ON SIGHT!
Yeah...now THAT is a threat. Now, to leave you with something I am totally ashamed of right now. My new favorite song...."Crank That" by Soulja Boy:
God...I hate myself right now. But I gotta crank that! Superman and WHOOOOA!
Chachi Out
