Okay, it has been a minute and a blog will be up this weekend unless something major comes up. And by major I mean soju and karaoke. If that does come to pass...just go ahead and scratch up a blog for Monday. Until then, it is time for the staple!
Chachi's Top 30 Video Countdown!!
And here we are!
30. BoA - Energetic (New Entry)
29. Se7en featuring Lil Kim - Girls (Last Week #14) [Plunge of the Week]
28. Inoue Joe - GO!! (Last Week #30)
27. Jasmine - Sad To Say (New Entry)
26. Remioromen - Starting Over (Last Week #28)
25. Tohoshinki - Share The World (Last Week #17)
24. Mihimaru GT - Torokechau Dandy (Last Week #27)
23. Tsuji Shion - M/elody (New Entry)
22. Mihimaru GT - Switch (Last Week #12)
21. Minwoo - Minovation (Last Week #20)
20. B.o.B. aka Bobby Ray - Put Me On (Last Week #22)
19. 2ne1 - Fire (Last Week #9, Four Weeks at #1)
18. BIG BANG - Gara Gara Go! (Last Week #24)
17. YUI - Sea (Last Week #16)
16. Seamo - My Answer (Last Week #26)
15. Stereopony - Seishun Ni Sono Namida Ga Hitsuyou Da! (Last Week #11)
14. ORANGE RANGE - Hitomi no Saki ni (Last Week #18)
13. Ikimonogakari - Hotaru No Hikari (Last Week #19)
12. LM.C - PUNKY ❤ HEART (Last Week #6, One Week at #1)
11. FLOW - NUTS BANG!!! (Last Week #13)
10. 2NE1 - I Dont Care (Last Week #21) [Biggest Mover]
9. Kumi Koda - Lick Me (Last Week #7)
8. 4 Minute - Hot Issue (Last Week #10)
7. School Food Punishment - Butterfly Swimmer (Last Week #15)
6. SCANDAL - Shojo S (Last Week #3)
5. Mr. Hudson featuring Kanye West - Supernova (Last Week #8)
4. SNSD (Girls Generation) - Tell Me Your Wish (Genie) [Last Week #5]
3. Madcon - Beggin (Last Week #4)
2. Chae Yeon - Shake (Last Week #2)
1. YA-KYIM - Tabun Kitto (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
YA-KYIM holds on for another week on top while Chae Yeon holds on to the runner up spot once again. Madcon becomes the highest non J-Pop or K-Pop video since Maxwell. Can they become the first American artist since Jesse McCartney to hold the top spot?
Also, JASMINE (That one is for warriorsoul:) lol!) , Shion Tsuji (SHE'S BACK!) and BoA (She's back too!) debut this week which should make for a very interesting August. It looks like Se7en and Tohoshinki are spending their last weeks on the Countdown while BIG BANG, Seamo and 2NE1 all make big moves this week.
Well, tune in next week to see if YA-KYIM can continue their run to Artist of the Year (The nominees for the 2009 Chachi Music Video Awards will be announced October 2nd! Stay tuned!)? Or will Chae Yeon FINALLY capture the top spot after a month in the Top 3? Or can someone else grab the crown?
See you in seven to find out!
Chachi Out
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
So Um...Remember Me?
Okay, I havent posted a Countdown in like...a month and since YouTube decided to be cockmongers and delete my account I am going to start doing both again. So, I bring to you the return of...
Chachi's Top 30 Video Countdown!
Oh yeah, I forgot to let you know it is up to 30 videos now. Yeah, I spoil you. And AWAAAAAAAAAAAY WE GO!
30. Inoue Joe – GO!! (New Entry)
29. YUI - Again (Last Week #23, Two Weeks at #1)
28. Remioromen - Starting Over (New Entry)
27. Mihimaru GT - Torokechau Dandy (New Entry)
26. Seamo – My Answer (New Entry)
25. Ikimonogakari - Futari (Last Week #16)
24. BIG BANG – Gara Gara Go! (Last Week #29)
23. Abingdon Boys School - JAP (Last Week #18)
22. B.o.B. aka Bobby Ray – Put Me On (Last Week #27)
21. 2NE1 – I Don’t Care (New Entry)
20. Minwoo – Minovation (Last Week #22)
19. Ikimonogakari – Hotaru No Hikari (Last Week #24)
18. ORANGE RANGE - Hitomi no Saki ni (Last Week #19)
17. Tohoshinki - Share The World (Last Week #13)
16. YUI – Sea (Last Week #17)
15. School Food Punishment - Butterfly Swimmer (Last Week #21)
14. Se7en featuring Lil Kim - Girls (Last Week #7)
13. FLOW – NUTS BANG!!! (Last Week #15)
12. Mihimaru GT – Switch (Last Week #8)
11. Stereopony - Seishun Ni Sono Namida Ga Hitsuyou Da! (Last Week #6)
10. 4 Minute – Hot Issue (Last Week #12)
9. 2ne1 - Fire (Last Week #5, Four Weeks at #1)
8. Mr. Hudson featuring Kanye West - Supernova (Last Week #14)
7. Kumi Koda – Lick Me (Last Week #10)
6. LM.C - PUNKY ❤ HEART (Last Week #1, One Week at #1)
5. SNSD (Girls Generation) – Tell Me Your Wish (Genie) [Last Week #11]
4. Madcon - Beggin (Last Week #9)
3. SCANDAL - Shojo S (Last Week #2)
2. Chae Yeon - Shake (Last Week #3)
1. YA-KYIM - Tabun Kitto (Last Week #4, One Week at #1)
For the third time of 2009, YA-KYIM tops the Countdown! You missed it for the most part but 2NE1 dominated for the last month until LM.C came out on top last week but they fall this week. Well, watch and enjoy! I will see you next Friday!
Chachi Out
Chachi's Top 30 Video Countdown!
Oh yeah, I forgot to let you know it is up to 30 videos now. Yeah, I spoil you. And AWAAAAAAAAAAAY WE GO!
30. Inoue Joe – GO!! (New Entry)
29. YUI - Again (Last Week #23, Two Weeks at #1)
28. Remioromen - Starting Over (New Entry)
27. Mihimaru GT - Torokechau Dandy (New Entry)
26. Seamo – My Answer (New Entry)
25. Ikimonogakari - Futari (Last Week #16)
24. BIG BANG – Gara Gara Go! (Last Week #29)
23. Abingdon Boys School - JAP (Last Week #18)
22. B.o.B. aka Bobby Ray – Put Me On (Last Week #27)
21. 2NE1 – I Don’t Care (New Entry)
20. Minwoo – Minovation (Last Week #22)
19. Ikimonogakari – Hotaru No Hikari (Last Week #24)
18. ORANGE RANGE - Hitomi no Saki ni (Last Week #19)
17. Tohoshinki - Share The World (Last Week #13)
16. YUI – Sea (Last Week #17)
15. School Food Punishment - Butterfly Swimmer (Last Week #21)
14. Se7en featuring Lil Kim - Girls (Last Week #7)
13. FLOW – NUTS BANG!!! (Last Week #15)
12. Mihimaru GT – Switch (Last Week #8)
11. Stereopony - Seishun Ni Sono Namida Ga Hitsuyou Da! (Last Week #6)
10. 4 Minute – Hot Issue (Last Week #12)
9. 2ne1 - Fire (Last Week #5, Four Weeks at #1)
8. Mr. Hudson featuring Kanye West - Supernova (Last Week #14)
7. Kumi Koda – Lick Me (Last Week #10)
6. LM.C - PUNKY ❤ HEART (Last Week #1, One Week at #1)
5. SNSD (Girls Generation) – Tell Me Your Wish (Genie) [Last Week #11]
4. Madcon - Beggin (Last Week #9)
3. SCANDAL - Shojo S (Last Week #2)
2. Chae Yeon - Shake (Last Week #3)
1. YA-KYIM - Tabun Kitto (Last Week #4, One Week at #1)
For the third time of 2009, YA-KYIM tops the Countdown! You missed it for the most part but 2NE1 dominated for the last month until LM.C came out on top last week but they fall this week. Well, watch and enjoy! I will see you next Friday!
Chachi Out
Thursday, July 16, 2009
I Had To Come Back, The Blog Game Needs Me.
What is up, people?! I am back very quickly as I have to be up in Denver in the morning but I know it has been a while since I gave you something to step to. Timbaland style. However, I wanted to first off let everyone know that I am NOT DEAD. Secondly, I want to give a collective FUCK YOU to all the people that like Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. You are free to like what you like…but I hope you die. It makes things easier for the normies.
You know, this whole people liking Transformers thing doesn’t bother me as much as I am bothered about the 75% of the fucktards that weren’t offended by the Negrobots, the Nazitron and the Wopzord despite it being PG-13 (Oh, and the usage of “shit” and the sexual innuendo because we all know that there are no normal people…anywhere) and yet complained about “Watchmen” having blue cock and being “confusing.” Now we all know that Watchmen wasn’t for everyone. That is why it was rated “R” and came out in March. Yet, everyone went to see it and I had to sit there and hear people in the theater bitch about how “OMG! Dude that’s a COCK! THAT’S FUCKED UP!” and people that brought their GOD DAMN KIDS HAD THE NERVE TO BE OFFENDED AND COMPLAIN. First off, if you take your children to a R rated movie and you are offended then you forgo all your rights for anyone to give a shit. It’s called restricted for a reason: people that cant handle adult situations need to stay the fuck out because the ability to watch an adult movie is an adult responsibility. You can’t handle it than get the fuck out because you KNEW what you were getting into if you saw the trailers or read the damn graphic novel.
With that said, I heard a lot of bitching about the plot of the Watchmen being to difficult to follow while Transformers plot was “good” because it was straightforward. Everyone, understand something:
STRAIGHTFORWARD = RETARDED
There, I said it. If you are retarded or know a retard, don’t be upset at me. Be upset at the fucktards giving real tards a bad name. God…I am totally in dick mode right now but you all deserve it. Apologies to the tarded, here is something for you:
Guess I must be retarded because I love that show. Oh, and Dale was a tarmunk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Whooo…going to hell. Anyway, I watched Transformers and felt like it was an insult to the little intelligence that I DO have just by acting like they gave a shit about the plot. You see, the issue that people have with the movie is this: Transformers CAME FROM SOMETHING. It had a backstory, a fanbase and a origin that should have been USED if you were going to use the NAME. Now if Christopher Nolan met with Warner Brothers about Batman and said:
"You know, I know Batman is supposed to be a tragic story about a boy that loses his family to crime so he triumphantly decides to be come a symbol and protect those from evil so no one ever has to feel his pain. Great story and yadda yadda ya. But I am thinking this: let’s turn Batman into a jive talking cat-person that cracks jokes and dances along to some to 70’s funk music. Oh, and he doesn’t fight crime at all. He beats up Indians and rapes their buffalo all to Linkin Park in the background. IIIIIIINNNNNN TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and I need $225 million dollars to make this shitball plus 8% of gross. Plus, Dane Cook has to voice the cat. That is one funny motherfucker."
Okay, you see how that sounds? Bad, right? That is how I feel about Transformers. Ladies, a lot of you didn’t get that mostly because your brain is smaller than the brain of a man and can’t handle things like “words” and “thinking” so I will break it down like this: if they pitched the “Sex And The City” movie to execs and when it came out, the movie starred the Golden Girls (Which in my opinion would make for a better damn movie because at least the Golden Girls were fucking funny):
*Sigh* rest in piece, Bea Arthur. I personally thought she was hilarious in Maude when I watched the repeats. You see how bad of an idea that is? See how they took something you loved in its ORIGINAL FORM and they bastardized it to the point that it was unrecognizable to you as a fan but pandered to the lowest common demoninator which is the Fuckwits of the United States by blowing shit up, showing clevage and making ethnically charged humor the key to getting a god damn laugh? Congrats, you have what Michael Bay did to Transformers. TWICE.
Now I will be the first to admit it was my fault for seeing the movie. I mean I could have spent my money to see Star Trek again (A MOVIE THAT GOT A REBOOT FUCKING RIGHT AND SHOWED HOW YOU TAKE A CLASSIC PROPERTY AND MAKE IT ROCK HARDER THAN FAKE TITS IN SIBERIA!) but instead I spent my money on a movie that I hoped would recapture my excitement about the animated movie in a way the original failed to do. Instead…I got robo-balls:
Really? IS THIS WHAT OPTIMUS PRIME TOOK ALL THOSE ASS WHOOPINGS FOR?! GOD DAMN IT! Honestly, people that sit back and say “It has robots, its Transformers! Quit complaining!” need to be beaten. With a baby. Tied to a kitten. If they remade “Passion of Christ” and replaced Jesus with Katt Williams and made it with a soundtrack provided by The Neptunes I am sure you Jesus freaks would have a god damn puppy. I look at it the same way because Optimus Prime > Jesus. Yeah, I fucking said it and if you don’t like it then close your fucking browser. I went to see something expecting it to be based of some semblance of the original property and I got…I don’t know what I got. All I know is that I am calling for a ban on Shia LeBeouf to be in any movie that has ties to anything from the 80’s because he has killed Indiana Jones AND Transformers. Yet, they both did $300+ million at the box-office so what do I know? I know that you all that liked those movies are why baby Jesus cries and won’t come back. Well, that and the whole nails in his hand thing. Kind of holds a grudge…now that the bandages on his hands are off. ZING!
Whooo….it’s good to be back.
The offending of people has returned. All it takes is motivation, hatred and soju. Not in that order, though. Matter of fact, fuck the hatred. Then again, fuck the motivation too! Gimme that bottle! I am out, but I will be back after whatever happens this weekend.
Chachi Out
You know, this whole people liking Transformers thing doesn’t bother me as much as I am bothered about the 75% of the fucktards that weren’t offended by the Negrobots, the Nazitron and the Wopzord despite it being PG-13 (Oh, and the usage of “shit” and the sexual innuendo because we all know that there are no normal people…anywhere) and yet complained about “Watchmen” having blue cock and being “confusing.” Now we all know that Watchmen wasn’t for everyone. That is why it was rated “R” and came out in March. Yet, everyone went to see it and I had to sit there and hear people in the theater bitch about how “OMG! Dude that’s a COCK! THAT’S FUCKED UP!” and people that brought their GOD DAMN KIDS HAD THE NERVE TO BE OFFENDED AND COMPLAIN. First off, if you take your children to a R rated movie and you are offended then you forgo all your rights for anyone to give a shit. It’s called restricted for a reason: people that cant handle adult situations need to stay the fuck out because the ability to watch an adult movie is an adult responsibility. You can’t handle it than get the fuck out because you KNEW what you were getting into if you saw the trailers or read the damn graphic novel.
With that said, I heard a lot of bitching about the plot of the Watchmen being to difficult to follow while Transformers plot was “good” because it was straightforward. Everyone, understand something:
STRAIGHTFORWARD = RETARDED
There, I said it. If you are retarded or know a retard, don’t be upset at me. Be upset at the fucktards giving real tards a bad name. God…I am totally in dick mode right now but you all deserve it. Apologies to the tarded, here is something for you:
Guess I must be retarded because I love that show. Oh, and Dale was a tarmunk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Whooo…going to hell. Anyway, I watched Transformers and felt like it was an insult to the little intelligence that I DO have just by acting like they gave a shit about the plot. You see, the issue that people have with the movie is this: Transformers CAME FROM SOMETHING. It had a backstory, a fanbase and a origin that should have been USED if you were going to use the NAME. Now if Christopher Nolan met with Warner Brothers about Batman and said:
"You know, I know Batman is supposed to be a tragic story about a boy that loses his family to crime so he triumphantly decides to be come a symbol and protect those from evil so no one ever has to feel his pain. Great story and yadda yadda ya. But I am thinking this: let’s turn Batman into a jive talking cat-person that cracks jokes and dances along to some to 70’s funk music. Oh, and he doesn’t fight crime at all. He beats up Indians and rapes their buffalo all to Linkin Park in the background. IIIIIIINNNNNN TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and I need $225 million dollars to make this shitball plus 8% of gross. Plus, Dane Cook has to voice the cat. That is one funny motherfucker."
Okay, you see how that sounds? Bad, right? That is how I feel about Transformers. Ladies, a lot of you didn’t get that mostly because your brain is smaller than the brain of a man and can’t handle things like “words” and “thinking” so I will break it down like this: if they pitched the “Sex And The City” movie to execs and when it came out, the movie starred the Golden Girls (Which in my opinion would make for a better damn movie because at least the Golden Girls were fucking funny):
*Sigh* rest in piece, Bea Arthur. I personally thought she was hilarious in Maude when I watched the repeats. You see how bad of an idea that is? See how they took something you loved in its ORIGINAL FORM and they bastardized it to the point that it was unrecognizable to you as a fan but pandered to the lowest common demoninator which is the Fuckwits of the United States by blowing shit up, showing clevage and making ethnically charged humor the key to getting a god damn laugh? Congrats, you have what Michael Bay did to Transformers. TWICE.
Now I will be the first to admit it was my fault for seeing the movie. I mean I could have spent my money to see Star Trek again (A MOVIE THAT GOT A REBOOT FUCKING RIGHT AND SHOWED HOW YOU TAKE A CLASSIC PROPERTY AND MAKE IT ROCK HARDER THAN FAKE TITS IN SIBERIA!) but instead I spent my money on a movie that I hoped would recapture my excitement about the animated movie in a way the original failed to do. Instead…I got robo-balls:
Really? IS THIS WHAT OPTIMUS PRIME TOOK ALL THOSE ASS WHOOPINGS FOR?! GOD DAMN IT! Honestly, people that sit back and say “It has robots, its Transformers! Quit complaining!” need to be beaten. With a baby. Tied to a kitten. If they remade “Passion of Christ” and replaced Jesus with Katt Williams and made it with a soundtrack provided by The Neptunes I am sure you Jesus freaks would have a god damn puppy. I look at it the same way because Optimus Prime > Jesus. Yeah, I fucking said it and if you don’t like it then close your fucking browser. I went to see something expecting it to be based of some semblance of the original property and I got…I don’t know what I got. All I know is that I am calling for a ban on Shia LeBeouf to be in any movie that has ties to anything from the 80’s because he has killed Indiana Jones AND Transformers. Yet, they both did $300+ million at the box-office so what do I know? I know that you all that liked those movies are why baby Jesus cries and won’t come back. Well, that and the whole nails in his hand thing. Kind of holds a grudge…now that the bandages on his hands are off. ZING!
Whooo….it’s good to be back.
The offending of people has returned. All it takes is motivation, hatred and soju. Not in that order, though. Matter of fact, fuck the hatred. Then again, fuck the motivation too! Gimme that bottle! I am out, but I will be back after whatever happens this weekend.
Chachi Out
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Celebrate Freedom. Powerbomb An Englishman.
First things first: I Poppa freaks all the honeys:
Damn you, Griff. Now you got me doing it. Now I am sure that a lot of you are all like “WHOOO! Fourth of July! Let me celebrate the freedom of this nation by kicking the shit out of an Indian and making a nigger pick my cotton! USA! WHOOOO! SKYNARD!” and to that I say cool. If you AREN’T doing that then you are missing the reason to be proud to be an American: wanton, rampant and unapologetic douchery to those that are lesser than you. So Indians, find a Turk and smack the shit out of them for America. You earned it. US-MOTHERFUCKING-A!
Now some of you would see that statement as being unpatriotic. Well, fuck your face. The Fourth of July is just another holiday for rednecks to see reason to shoot off fireworks, get drunk of Keystone and talk about how great America is over let’s say…a train. Simpsons reference. Well, I honestly don’t give a shit about any holiday except Valentine’s Day in Japan because I like getting gifts without the bullshit of whether it is Jesus’s or Santa’s birthday and all the lame ass carols. So much like St. Patrick’s Day, Cinco De Mayo and Yom Kippur, this is another holiday to give White people a reason to do something borderline illegal and not feel like shits. Well, you know what? YOU ARE WHITE. YOU SHOULD NEVER BE SAD BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE AWESOMENESS OF BEING WHITE TO FALL BACK ON! Besides, it was Indepencence from the British we are celebrating, not whatever in the hell we celebrate now. So instead of honkeys shooting off fireworks at Wolven awful hours of the night yelling “WHOOOOO! USA!” we should do what our slave-raping forefathers INTENDED FOR US TO DO. And that is powerbomb the shit out of an Englishman:
BTW, that is Canada giving the clothsline to complete the Doomsday Device. If anyone knows about kicking the shit out of someone with a wrestling move, it’s the Canadians. If wars were held in steel cages or on ladder, you best believe Canada is who I want taging with us over England. Now THAT would reek of awesomeness:
Man, now Edge and Christian would make an awesome President and Vice-President. Could you imagine Kim Jong Il getting a Conchairto for being such a douche? I can and it would be the most awesome moment since the first time I saw the commercial for the Transformers train set.
Well, with that being said I hope you all enjoy your 4th of July. Odd how people are celebrating their independence from our current only ally aside from Poland. Can’t forget Poland:
I lol’d. Anyway, I have a new catchphrase for today….
Celebrate freedom. Powerbomb an Englishman.
Chachi Out
Damn you, Griff. Now you got me doing it. Now I am sure that a lot of you are all like “WHOOO! Fourth of July! Let me celebrate the freedom of this nation by kicking the shit out of an Indian and making a nigger pick my cotton! USA! WHOOOO! SKYNARD!” and to that I say cool. If you AREN’T doing that then you are missing the reason to be proud to be an American: wanton, rampant and unapologetic douchery to those that are lesser than you. So Indians, find a Turk and smack the shit out of them for America. You earned it. US-MOTHERFUCKING-A!
Now some of you would see that statement as being unpatriotic. Well, fuck your face. The Fourth of July is just another holiday for rednecks to see reason to shoot off fireworks, get drunk of Keystone and talk about how great America is over let’s say…a train. Simpsons reference. Well, I honestly don’t give a shit about any holiday except Valentine’s Day in Japan because I like getting gifts without the bullshit of whether it is Jesus’s or Santa’s birthday and all the lame ass carols. So much like St. Patrick’s Day, Cinco De Mayo and Yom Kippur, this is another holiday to give White people a reason to do something borderline illegal and not feel like shits. Well, you know what? YOU ARE WHITE. YOU SHOULD NEVER BE SAD BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE AWESOMENESS OF BEING WHITE TO FALL BACK ON! Besides, it was Indepencence from the British we are celebrating, not whatever in the hell we celebrate now. So instead of honkeys shooting off fireworks at Wolven awful hours of the night yelling “WHOOOOO! USA!” we should do what our slave-raping forefathers INTENDED FOR US TO DO. And that is powerbomb the shit out of an Englishman:
BTW, that is Canada giving the clothsline to complete the Doomsday Device. If anyone knows about kicking the shit out of someone with a wrestling move, it’s the Canadians. If wars were held in steel cages or on ladder, you best believe Canada is who I want taging with us over England. Now THAT would reek of awesomeness:
Man, now Edge and Christian would make an awesome President and Vice-President. Could you imagine Kim Jong Il getting a Conchairto for being such a douche? I can and it would be the most awesome moment since the first time I saw the commercial for the Transformers train set.
Well, with that being said I hope you all enjoy your 4th of July. Odd how people are celebrating their independence from our current only ally aside from Poland. Can’t forget Poland:
I lol’d. Anyway, I have a new catchphrase for today….
Celebrate freedom. Powerbomb an Englishman.
Chachi Out
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Now I'm On That Soju Again, Oh S**t, You Know I'm Back!
I AINT DEAD, MOTHERFUCKERS! I am BACK AND I AM FILLED WITH FURY! Oh, and soon to be filled with soju. Yeah, it’s how I deal with my problems so FUCK YOU, FUCKY. Soju doesn’t judge me or lay me off because I am keeping my options open because I am about to get fired. YEAH, I SAID IT. But again, those are the breaks and I am pretty much over it. When you have good friends, it makes things like this easy to handle. Thanks to Copper and Kasey for being down for the team. When I get my superpowers and hold the world at bay with my evil intentions, you will be my Gin and Tousen. Or my Bebop and Rocksteady, depending on whether I want to go the demented ninja master route.
So I will finish up the 101 Things That Piss Me Off next week (Only thirty left so you can pretty much guess them) due to some irritations on this end. Also, I think I will do a blog this weekend about something. It was GOING to be Michael Jackson but since Black people get Niggamnesia about the King of Pop I just will let it go because I honestly haven’t thought about the dude since America’s Best Dance Crew and I am not going to act like I am broken up or shocked about it. Reports of painkillers were rampant for over 10 years or so after all that has happened to his body so if you are shocked then you don’t know their long term effects in massive doses. And before you get sand in your vaginas NO it doesn’t take away from him as an artist but it doesn’t make me feel like he is any more tragic than James Brown when he died. The man was on Ike Turner levels of beating his wife but he was still the Godfather of Soul and Hot Tub Man #1:
Too hot in the hot tub! Always funny…unlike Eddie Murphy now. Anyway, I will leave Michael Jackson alone for now and let people with short-term memory remember him how they want to. He will always be the big-nosed kid with the afro doing the robot to “Dancing Machine” and the guy that convinced me to buy a Sega Genesis and spend countless quarters on that DAMN GAME THAT I COULDN’T BEAT TO SAVE MY GOD DAMNED LIFE:
Damn, those special moves should be in every game. Could you imagine that shit in Ninja Gaiden? Might make that game beatable. Naaaah. Anyway, rest in peace Mike. You will be missed. Especially by Tito. He was THIS CLOSE to getting that hit! I will be back up soon. Oh, and for those of you wondering why I don’t post the Countdown anymore, I have it on my YouTube channel now for the most part. Check it out when you get the chance. I will be back up soon and more often. Until then, stay up peeps. AND I AM BACK, BITCHES!
Chachi Out
So I will finish up the 101 Things That Piss Me Off next week (Only thirty left so you can pretty much guess them) due to some irritations on this end. Also, I think I will do a blog this weekend about something. It was GOING to be Michael Jackson but since Black people get Niggamnesia about the King of Pop I just will let it go because I honestly haven’t thought about the dude since America’s Best Dance Crew and I am not going to act like I am broken up or shocked about it. Reports of painkillers were rampant for over 10 years or so after all that has happened to his body so if you are shocked then you don’t know their long term effects in massive doses. And before you get sand in your vaginas NO it doesn’t take away from him as an artist but it doesn’t make me feel like he is any more tragic than James Brown when he died. The man was on Ike Turner levels of beating his wife but he was still the Godfather of Soul and Hot Tub Man #1:
Too hot in the hot tub! Always funny…unlike Eddie Murphy now. Anyway, I will leave Michael Jackson alone for now and let people with short-term memory remember him how they want to. He will always be the big-nosed kid with the afro doing the robot to “Dancing Machine” and the guy that convinced me to buy a Sega Genesis and spend countless quarters on that DAMN GAME THAT I COULDN’T BEAT TO SAVE MY GOD DAMNED LIFE:
Damn, those special moves should be in every game. Could you imagine that shit in Ninja Gaiden? Might make that game beatable. Naaaah. Anyway, rest in peace Mike. You will be missed. Especially by Tito. He was THIS CLOSE to getting that hit! I will be back up soon. Oh, and for those of you wondering why I don’t post the Countdown anymore, I have it on my YouTube channel now for the most part. Check it out when you get the chance. I will be back up soon and more often. Until then, stay up peeps. AND I AM BACK, BITCHES!
Chachi Out
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