Sunday, December 14, 2008

Gays: Making Showtime Tolerable Since 1997

Okay…as you have noticed the Chachi Music Award Nominees ARE NOT HERE. Your eyes aren’t deciving you, I just have been way too tired this week. After a long Friday (Vesper + soju + hangin with KC = fun times, albeit tiring) and an even LONGER Saturday (3:17am...yeah, never again) and a rollercoaster of a game between the Falcons and Bucs in which I nearly had a kitten three times but the ATL finally pulled it out in OT. So long story short it was a long ass weekend and WAY TOO FUCKING SHORT as I have to go to work tomorrow. However, since the nominees are about 50% completed anyway. Actually 100%, I just need to type everything up so I may post them on Saturday after I come back from Denver Friday night. If anyone is interested hitting D-Town let me know.

Also, I have decided NOT to do the Omnibus until the end of the year for two reasons:

1. I want 10 questions and I only have five. Keep’ em coming!
2. I am taking the advice of a certain someone and going to figure out a way to put my blogs in video form. I am not really videogenic so…yeah, I’m working on that part.

But yes, everything has been pushed back which is per the norm in the holiday season. Last year it got like this because of training and travel and this year I am just exhausted as all hell. It’s life though.

One quick thing I want to talk about before I go. There seems to be an issue that is coming up between the gay community and the Black community over Prop 8 in California. I touched on this in a rant a few weeks ago but since CNN needs ratings, gays can't let go (Just like women) and Black people are just fucking stupid they are still talking about it. First off, understand this: the Black vote doesn't count. It worked for Ruben Studdard, it worked for Fantasia and it worked for that time they voted for the new flavor of Kool-Aid. Aside from that, Black people voting really doesn't accomplish much. So say what you will about the numbers that if Blacks had voted against Prop 8 in higher numbers that it wouldn't have passed. There is a simple reason why they voted the way they did. Black people are stupid. Trust me, I know Black people. They put $10,000 sets of rims on $5,000 cars. They wear Gucci print suits to proms and they wear jewelry and gaudy clothing that would make Elton John of the 70's look like a god damn Mormon. Everyone knows it and it aint in White people's place to say it but we all know...niggas fuck shit up for everyone. Especially the gays.

You see, my experience has showed me that Black people don't like the idea of gays getting the same rights as other minorites (Or most importantly THEM because theys selfish) because when it all breaks down, no one has to know you are gay. Now I understand this argument and even agree with it. However, since Black people rarely run off of LOGIC (Just like women. DAMN IT, I AM SCIENCE!) they don't understand that even when people don't KNOW you are gay, you still are and hiding who you are is even more painful in some cases than just being hated for who you are. Hell, when I hid the fact I was an anime nerd from a certian lady in college so she would date me it was even worse when she found out after she looked on my computer and found about 30 gigs of anime (the porn was on a backup, btw) on it. Now imagine that horror multiplied by a thousand. Yes, everyone knows you are Black and has the ability to oppress you up front, but no one is stopping you from the basic right of getting married or adopting kids. Whey anyone would want to do EITHER is beyond me but who am I to say they can't? Don't even get me started on the Bible. Oddly enough, doesnt the bible say that all people of color are evil? Yet, Black people still read and follow that dumb ass book? You see, niggas don't know logic. In closing, the gay community is barking up the wrong tree by being upset at Blacks about Prop 8 because sadly they don't care and don't want to understand why it was a bullshit proposition in the first place. But when you are dealing with a people that think 50 Cent has redeeming qualitied...you really are expecting too much. I am just saying.

Well, I will be back up at some point during this week for some nondescript reason. Until then, commence to jiggling!:

Damn, I have been laughing about this one for a few days now. SNL is only funny three times a year so they still have two left. Peace out, ya’ll.

Chachi Out