What is up peeps?! I am back in the in the cut! It has been a while since I have done a straight up blog and needless to say it feels good to be back. I liked unleashing my anger onto the internet. A lot has changed since the last time I was here. I started (another) new job. Yeah, I left Westwood (With a whimper, surprisingly. No SWAT team or anything) and went back to you know who. Hey, he said he would change! Yes, I am joking about abuse and I know I am wrong but so what. It’s how I roll: single and misunderstood.
So I went to Walgreens to get some nasal spray because I am addicted to it when I saw two things. First, I finally found some damn Ju Ju Bees! The most delicious and nutritious food with NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE WHATSOEVER is now being consumed by me. Teeth-rotting goodness! Secondly, I went to the newsstand and I noticed something odd. There was a Japanese woman on the cover of Ebony Magazine:
Now someone told me “that’s not a Japanese woman, that’s Michael Jackson” to which I wanted to say “no shit” until I realized something…
I COULDN’T TELL WHAT HE WAS!
Seriously. Does this look like Michael anymore?
He looks like Ayumi Hamasaki.
That is not good because she looks like she has been cut up more than a white woman at OJ’s house. You know…this is why I don’t have any friends. Anyway, like Katt Williams, I am pretty much through with Mike. I mean….what in the hell, man?! He looks like a bishonen character! Make my words: Michael Jackson will do a manga like Avril Lavigne. And it WILL BE YAOI and then I will have to kick his ass. I don’t want to do that. I liked Thriller.
On another note: last month I mentioned about Colorado Springs being the third drunkest city in America and how our goal is to be number one for 2008. To help that effort, I am not going to drink until New Year’s Eve. Its gonna be tough but I am a man with a lifelong dream. A lifelong dream that I got about a month ago when I saw a random article. Colorado Springs, now is our time to make something out of this town. No longer will we be a city known for dumb ass bros, a bunch of military bases and Jesus freaks. We will be a town that knows how to party! So people, rest up your livers. Come January, it is time to grab the bottle and get to drinking!
I will be back sometime this week before the Countdown with a rant. If not, it will definitely be up on Saturday because this weekend I am taking it easy. Until I return, stay up peeps. Oh, here is something to turn your world upside down:
On another note: last month I mentioned about Colorado Springs being the third drunkest city in America and how our goal is to be number one for 2008. To help that effort, I am not going to drink until New Year’s Eve. Its gonna be tough but I am a man with a lifelong dream. A lifelong dream that I got about a month ago when I saw a random article. Colorado Springs, now is our time to make something out of this town. No longer will we be a city known for dumb ass bros, a bunch of military bases and Jesus freaks. We will be a town that knows how to party! So people, rest up your livers. Come January, it is time to grab the bottle and get to drinking!
I will be back sometime this week before the Countdown with a rant. If not, it will definitely be up on Saturday because this weekend I am taking it easy. Until I return, stay up peeps. Oh, here is something to turn your world upside down:
I mean it sucks....but it is about pirates! Damn you...
Chachi IS BACK!
