Monday, April 28, 2008

Oy Vey....I Think I Just Broke The Interweb...

Okay, I am back on the scene! It is a surprisingly overcast Monday and I am totally dodging work right now. With that being said, I am deciding on whether to go to the midnight release of GTA4 or should I just wait until tomorrow to pick up my copy. I have been up until 3am the last few nights for no real reason at all and I need to get me a good night sleep for tomorrow.

So yesterday I re-posted a blog I put up about a year ago in which I responded to an article a friend of mine found on the interweb. I decided to revisit the post to see how much I and my views had changed over the last year. Seeing as how I am pissed off 24/7 now compared to the wide-eyed go getter that was ready to take on the world and feel loved then I wonder how I feel about this kind of shit now seeing as how my feelings about women are like GW’s approval rating: at an all time low. So let’s see if I have grown as a person and human being! Riiiiiight.

Passion of Chachi Presents: Review and Re-Do!

Post from April 25th, 2007: THIS Is Why Men Are Fucking Stupid.

“MISTAKE #1: BeingToo Much Of A "Nice Guy"
Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple...Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you. I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... but GET OVER IT. Until you accept this FACT and begin to act on it, you'll NEVER have the success with women that you want.”

Original Response: Okay, so you are basically saying that women want to be treated like crap? Well yeah, stupid women do. This guy is basically saying that women are attracted at the primal level. That there is no depth in terms of personality that women find attractive. If she is a total trollop whore, I can agree with that. The simple fact is no man starts off as a jerk. Some do, I have seen them and they do get women. But have you seen the women they get? They get women that EXPECT TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT FROM A JERK! So this dude is really just saying that ‘dumb women get dumber guys’ which isn’t new. And neither is women dating jerks. Like I said, no man starts off as a jerk (at least from the information I have gathered and the relationships I have witnessed), he gradually senses that she has either become comfortable with his shit or has low enough self esteem to be treated like crap and accept it. I know, I have seen it and I have been there. As for not getting what I want because of being nice. I am not nice. Ask any woman that knows me and she will tell you. I am as abrasive and a fucking rusty chainsaw with a bad motor. Men who are jerks get women because those are the kind of guys those women are attracted to. Is it the majority? No. Are the majority of men jerks? And fucking how. Now if there are more women than men, and the majority of men are jerks…where do you think the odds lie? Come on, fucker numbers are more relevant than emotions. For a dickhole that speaks about ‘logic’ you cant use is with ‘emotion’. The two are parallel fucking lines and never intersect. Moron.

My Response Now: I always saw the logic in this douche’s statement but I never believe that women like “nice” guys because the term “nice guy” is a total cop out. I haven’t heard a guy refer to himself as a “nice guy” since college and when I do I am using it in humor. From the experience I have had with females women have no idea WHAT they want. Nolan said something I had always thought but it never hit me until we had this dialog: “When you are dating a woman, you are dating who she has dated. If she has a shitty track record of guys she has been with you are dealing with all the bullshit that she has not been able to accept about her bad decisions.” A woman’s intuition isn’t intuition as much as it is consistent trial and error which usually results in ERRORS. Ask how many women had dated an asshole and you will be in a really high percentage (80%-ish) and odds are the reason they were attracted to them wasn’t enough to base a relationship on. If you are going to date someone because they are hot you are shallow. Nothing wrong with that at all. Attraction is based off of personal feelings and if a woman aint feeling you then convincing her to like you shows she is weak and you are desperate. Besides, if a woman want to date an a-hole over me that is quite fine. A persons previous relationship decisions are just as much of an indicator of the kind of partner they would be in the current time and if she dated fuckers and that is her track record, I don’t think that would be a fit for me anyway. In other words people are who they are and like what/whom they like. That being said, looking at the majority of females I know and their decisions, much like Shitty Airlines they made the wrong choice before.

MISTAKE #2: Trying To Convince Her To Like You
What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they REALLY like... but she's just not interested? Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel differently. Well, I have news for you... YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION! Never, ever, EVER. You cannot CONVINCE a woman to feel differently about you with "logic and reasoning". Think about it. If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that FEELING by being "reasonable" with her? But we all do it. When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind. Bad idea. One that will never work.”

Original Response: Wow, I will admit I’ve been there. Never did I try to change myself; I changed my actions which was WORSE. When a woman isn’t interested in me but I am in her, I chalk it up as a loss and charge it to the game. It sucks, but it is fucking life. If she aint interested, let her go. I don’t agree with you because odds are you should know she aint interested from jump street. As a comm. Major we are taught to read non-verbals and I believe I read them well. I don’t CARE a lot of the times but I know signs of non-interest.“

My Response Now: First off, the initial purpose of the writers “help” was based on not convincing a woman to like you yet you should attempt to work off of her gut level attraction by acting in a way outside of yourself to attract her. They contradict each other. Just food for thought IMHO. Now attempting to convince a woman of anything is a moot point because women run on an emotional thought process which at its core is devoid of logic. Now emotion and logic can overlap, but any fucktard can find the clue that breaks a case wide open. Logic is a concept that women believe they don’t have to follow because in the end they believe that they are allowed to make any decision they want because as women they are excepted to be irrational beings. To reason with a woman about why she shouldn’t (or should) date someone is pointless because whatever you say they should do is irrelevant. Women already know what they are going to do, right or wrong even when LOGIC proves them to be wrong in their decision. I don’t enjoy talking to women because they know they are wrong logically about a lot of shit but because they are women they see it as their right to be able to make bad decisions. To tie this all back, if a woman isn’t interested and you try to convince her to be you are wasting your time. Now if she doesn’t know you and you present yourself that is one thing. However, if you present what you have to offer and she still isn’t interested then that is just the way it. Call me unpersistant but I believe that no means no and maybe I give women too much credit and/or respect in thinking that what they say is their word. If they say that for me to chase them: FUCK THAT. If you aren’t comfortable enough to put your emotions out to someone that has put theirs out to you then you are an asshat and deserve to be with a dude that treats you like shit. I am not Phoenix Wright: Attorney at Law and have no need to attempt to convince a woman that I am right for her if she doesn’t believe it. It’s your life and I have to live mine.

MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission
In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission". Another HORRIBLE idea. Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them... EVER. Don't get me wrong here. You don't have to treat women BADLY for them to like you. But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things", think again. You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval. Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her...”

Original Response: Wow, this is funny. I could give a fuck about whether a woman thinks I am unfunny, abrasive, anti-social, mean, rude or an overall asshole. You know why? That’s me. Maybe this dude is just a sissy but I don’t ask for permission from ANY woman aside my mom. And that’s because she will cut me on general purpose. If it is something that is a unified decision then we compromise. I am grown and so is she. Asking for permission is asinine. The way I look at it, you shouldn’t have to ask permission because if you are together, you should be doing whatever it is you are asking together or the other party would understand the situation and be fine with the independence. An ex asked my permission about something and I asked her if she was twelve. We didn’t last long, but my point was made.“

My Response Now: I really will not back down on this. Relationships are a partnership, not an ownership. It isn’t yaoi so there is no need for a uke and seme dynamic. I don’t believe that you should have to ask for permission or acceptance from your partner because at the end of the day they should know you and your likes well enough and accept how you are as a person (unless it is unhealthy like going to furry parties or some shit). Now in the chase aspect….ask any woman that knows me whether I give a fuck what they think. They will tell you that I couldn’t give two shits about what they think about what I do and what I like. Women want to be desired, whether it is by who they are with or by random people. Again, there is nothing wrong with that. However, if that desire is what you need to be validated then this question is flipped around. Women seek approval in several ways (Their dress, their sexual activity or lack thereof, the need of male friends to feel secure about themselves) much like men seek approval by flashing money and cars around because a car is the bait. GOTCHA, BITCH! Yet, a woman never changes HERSELF for a man, she attempts to change the MAN to fit HER which is the most fucked up thing ever. So in a sense, although I would never do it, the reason some men are constantly seeking approval is that they don’t want to lose their sense of individuality by dating a woman who he knows will try to change him. Think about it; that is why bros are in demand now. They are easy to train and for the most part don’t need to be because they are exactly what a woman needs to feel validated because they never question and usually ignore them that gives them the dominance and yet drama factor they need to be validated. I digress, as that is another rant altogether. To tie this all together, we have all chased a woman to some extent but at the end of the day a real man isn’t going to chase a woman past his limits of sanity or common sense. I may not have my dignity, but I do have my common sense.

MISTAKE #4: Trying To "Buy" Her Affection With Food And Gifts
How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did? If you're like me, then you've had it happen a LOT. Well guess what? It's only NATURAL when this happens...That's right, I said NATURAL. When you do these things, you send a clear message:"I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection". Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION.”

Original Response: Heh, this is interesting. Women are ingrained to feel that they are being manipulated by men any-fucking-way so it is a Catch-22. Any woman that expects you to pay for her at all points (and Rick will tell you I have been there and we weren’t EVEN DATING) is a whore. You are, get over it. I pay because I want to. Hell, I pay for my male friends sometimes and that isn’t because I am ‘insecure about our relationship’. It’s because it is the cool thing to do sometimes. Whoever is giving this insight got fucked over and is looking for a reason for why. Never look for a reason because closure on emotional situations (which dating/courting is) is different by situation. This person is blanketing a result of one situation and relaying it to a few similar situations, by doing so is trying to address all situations everyone will have this point forward. Good job, fucky.“

My Response Now: Pretty much the same, actually. You see, in the experiences I have had and the details given to me by my friends about their interactions with females I have found that women thrive in consistency. Now any woman that says she likes “spontaneity” isn’t LYING as much as she is looking for random moments of making her feel like the most important thing in his life…which she ISN’T so in essence you are dating a liar. Congrats! Anyway, at the end of the day, A Pimp Named Slickback had it best. If you are buying things for a woman to get her to like you then you suffer from a severe case of Bitch Dependency:

Let’s be honest here: the number of women that can be liked for how they are is rather slim. When you find one, NEVER LET HER GO (Like I did…get a few drinks in me and I will tell you about it) because I am going to be frank right now. People, male and female, are devoid of any real discernable personality. It is hard to like people for who they are because people fucking suck donkey balls. Since the majority of people have the personality of a soaking wet ferret that has been drinking wild turkey for two days they have to go with what they think will work to keep a persons’ interest in them. For men those tactics include:

• Buying affection with gifts
(Bitches love gifts. And the gifts are the bait! GOTCHA, BITCH!)
• The constant flashing of wealth (Flaunting keys and how much they spend on themselves. I understand ballin but come on)
• Mental and/or physical abuse (You know how I feel about this. If you don’t, ask and I will tell you. Just better be prepared for my answer. This is usually AFTER they start dating because at least SOME women are smart enough to not go home with a guy that savate kicks them for not taking the drink he bought her. Am I a bad person because I thought that would be funny as hell?)
• Lying (Well, this is telling a woman what they want to hear which is usually a lie any-fucking-way. Most men will say whatever they need to get a woman into bed. Since women need to feel validated from men…you know what happens. And he won’t call unless he knocks you up. Even then, there is still a 25% chance you will never find his ass)

While for women, their tactics are:

Lying; or as I call it, a woman’s Shikai.

(When a woman wants to get a man to like her it doesn’t really take much for a really weak dude. They don’t HAVE to lie but much like Zangetsu is always in its released form, women will lie to you on general purpose. A man’s lie: “There WERE weapons of mass destruction.” A woman’s’ lie: “It’s your child.” I would say they are about even. I kid, I kid.
Sex; or as I call it, a woman’s BANKAI.

(I have said this before and psychological studies have proven that there is more of an emotional link to sex on the side of females than on the side of males. So a woman thinks that if she has sex with you that you automatically are emotionally involved with her. Unless she is doing it for sexual gratification which is fine until she decides to change the rules)

At the end of the day, people who attempt to manipulate or convince someone to like them have issues within themselves they need to address. It is difficult to like someone for who they are; that is why marriages don’t work at a 50% clip. It takes time to find someone that fits you as a person, and if the only way you can get that person is by not being yourself or by coercion then maybe that person isn’t for you. Just a thought.

MISTAKE #5: Sharing "How You Feel" Too Early In The Relationship With Her
Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on. Attractive women are rare. And they get a LOT of attention from men. Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translate into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month. And guess what? Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men. That's right. They have EXPERIENCE. They know what to expect. And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates. This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves. Don't do it. Lean back. Relax. There's a much better way...”

Original Response: Okay, let me lay this down because I can say I have seen it a lot in my years. ALL women are approached by ALL TYPES of men. Except nice, jaded guys because we are under the assumption they will say no. First off, if a woman looks at a relationship as a power struggle of who shows their feelings first then she is a bitch and deserves to be treated poorly. I hate to say that but it is the same for men so shut the fuck up. If you are comfortable in telling the woman you have feelings for how you feel and she says ‘Gear down, big shifter’ that is normal. It takes time to figure out how you feel about someone (SOMETIMES LIKE 3 FUCKING YEARS). Any man that says that after two dates unless they have known each other for a while is either looking for tang, fucking insane or doesn’t FULLY mean it but sort of feels funny in pants when she is around. Maybe YOU said that after two dates and she ran, but you are obviously a fucktard.

My Response Now: Well, this is bullshit. I even don’t believe in my original answer anymore. I am one that wears my emotions on my sleeve because I believe that when you hold things in you begin to put undue emotional stress on yourself. Secondly, women are NOT rare. They are everywhere and they outnumber men…except in Colorado Springs of course but that is life. Even if an attractive woman (I have run under the assumption that he means visually attractive women) are approached a lot, which I believe to be false because they claim men are “intimidated” by their beauty, a man telling them how they feel is the LEAST of their problems (Drunken bros, horny business men, sky-rocketing gas prices, etc.). Women know what to expect because they usually (READ, BITCHES! USUALLY!) date inside a certain box of men so OF COURSE they know what to expect. Anything that would deviate from the norm that they know of will be unfamiliar and they would flee/back away. That’s normal. It is like playing the spread offense for the first time as a football team. If you have never seen it and you don’t have the athletes to contain it you are never going to be able to win the game and your playbook is ill-prepared for the onslaught. If a woman is unprepared for how to handle a man in touch with is emotions (And some cases vice versa) then that is a battle you can’t win and odds are don’t want to. Attraction should be mutual. When it isn’t….it is just a nice way of calling you a stalker. In the end, if neither party can handle the others emotions they should hold off dating until they can. Emotions are a part of life and you can’t only take into account your own, especially if you want to be with someone else.

“MISTAKE #6: Not "Getting" How Attraction Works For Women
Women are VERY different from men when it comes to ATTRACTION. You need to accept this fact, and deal with it. When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he INSTANTLY feels a sexual attraction. But does the same apply for women? Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on? Well, after studying this topic for over five full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things OTHER than looks. Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around? Think about it. Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men... and they're attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone. If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman. But it's not an accident. You have to LEARN how to do this.

Original Response: *Sigh* What a fucking moron. There is nothing to “get” about attraction. It is special for each person which is why magazines suck so much ass. Women are attracted to different traits just like men are. Hell, some men think that women that curse are unattractive and I find that shit FUCKING HAWT. Some women find assholes attractive and that is fine and dandy like red vine candy. There is nothing to learn because it changes, just like human emotions do. To ‘learn’ emotions is pointless because once again, they are special for the individual. If you don’t have that factor in that person that makes you attractive to them then they may just not be the one for you. Shit, this isn’t Felicity where you can make Ben love you if he just realizes you are made for each other. Bullshit, love is what love is. It is unpredictable, has no rhyme or reason and for the most part is unknowing. You don’t learn love, you embrace it when it happens, you fuck.

My Response Now: Well, the dude is a moron but brings up an important point: women DO have other aspects that attract them to men aside looks. That trait is money. I kid, I kid….not really. I have always said that you like what you like. It doesn’t make you shallow. Now I try not to GENERALIZE all women aside from being succubi which has been proven by both Van Helsing and Simon Belmont. If you want to argue with them, be my guest. The fact is that if this was true there would be fewer divorces and less baby daddy’s and baby mama’s. If they are attracted to a certain aspect of you lets say, what is to say that everything else about you isn’t totally against what she is looking for? So if you do things that can trick her communication wise and she finds out after the fact that you aren’t how you acted, how is that relationship going to result? Now if this article is about the bedding of attractive women then I can totally agree with his statement because it’s not like what he is saying is novel or hasn’t been done. My uncle told me that shit when I was seven. However, if you are looking past the initial fuck and run then you have to bring some substance…which I will be the first to admit that a great majority of men lack. With that being said, more women lack personality because they are never forced to have one because many think having a vagina is enough to be desired but again, that is another rant altogether. Overall, after a year I agree partially with whoever made this statement but it is a purely short sighted approach.

“MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks
One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started... because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money... or guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a certain age. And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things. But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks. There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet...And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys. YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome. Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.”

Original Response: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Looks are just as important to men as they are to women. As for money: Akon. That man is ugly as an Ugandan Yeti Raper and twice as stupid. Listen to him talk and he has very little redeeming about him but he gets women because he is rich and a percentage of women are fucking morons that want to fuck a celebrity. So it DOES take money and looks don’t let anyone fool you. It is whether that is the ONLY criteria that is at question. Like I stated in my rant about ‘What’s Wrong With Being Shallow’ there is nothing wrong with liking what you like. It is their own preference and who the hell am I to change them? However, the point is by being narrow-minded and judgmental they could be missing out on a very good person. It’s not up for you to decide. If they are interested, they will respond in turn or hell, they may go after you. I don’t speak from experience, women hate me. Even still, I may be ugly, but you are wrong.

My Response Now: Yes, women are interested in a personality. Just one that is DEVOID of personality. To dumb that down for the mouthbreathers, the fact is that women expect very little emotionally and personality wise from a man. So that is usually what they receive. So if you show a LITTLE bit of difference to the norm but not too much then that will pique intrigue in you. To say women aren’t interested in money is false because we all are. Male or female, you want to be secure financially and that is a fact. However, how often do you see relationships stay together in total disharmony solely for the fact of the finances? I guarantee more women stay with husbands that are treating them poorly/cheating for the money and power rather than the children. Hell, look at Hillary Clinton. Do you think that she and Bill are a “fit together?” Hell no, she is there for the political clout. In the end, I will keep this answer short because I believe in my original one for the most part. However, I believe that MOST women are looking for specific traits in a man and a personality falls after that. That’s why women see the actual time of dating a person exclusively to find out about that person (In which they are usually more emotionally invested than the other party or end up knocked up) while normal men (READ: NORMAL MEN) use the act and art of dating to get to know someone. Think about it.

“MISTAKE #8: Giving Away All Of Your Power To Women Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission. Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is GIVING AWAY THEIR POWER to women. Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants. Another bad idea...Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over... Women aren't attracted to Wussies!”

Original Response: Wow, not only are you a fucktard but you are redundant. You must have been shocked by a car battery. You see, there is a difference between doing something to get a woman to like you and doing something because you want to. Women can perceive it however they want. Fuck them if they cant adjust because I know I wont be. There are men that get walked over because they want to be liked and there are men that do things for women because they like them. Subtle difference. Either way, it is all in how the woman perceives it. I cant force or change the way she thinks. If I did, she is weak-minded and I aint with that. If I open a door, pull out a chair and always pay and she respects that because she knows I care that’s one thing. However, if she EXPECTS that then the issue is hers. Now if you buy her gifts and do as she says in fear of losing her, not in the feeling of caring about her then you are indeed a ‘wussie’. I guess 1989 is back in effect. Besides, any woman that sees a relationship as a power struggle…shouldn’t be in a relationship.

My Response Now: You know what? I totally disagree with this now. Both the fucktards answer and my response a year ago. If either party looks at a relationship as a power struggle then neither one needs to be dating period. I have this conversation with my friends now all the time and it seems that I must be out of touch but I really don’t see dating as a tug-of-war in who is the one in control. I don’t back down but I won’t stand in the way, either. You actions are interpreted by the receiver so no matter what you do in goodness it could be taken the wrong way by the other person. So what you see as sharing yourself could be seen as a new country in Risk. You can either go through life trying to take power from your partner or trying to share roles. I prefer the latter, and that seems to be the wrong way to go about it.

“MISTAKE #9: Not Knowing EXACTLY What To Do In Each Type Of Situation With Women
Now I'm going to blow your mind...A woman ALWAYS knows what you're thinking. Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than men at reading body language. That's ten TIMES.I know, it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it .And if you don't know exactly what to do and exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help! And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating...Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical... everything. If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up... and LOSE EVERYTHING. And you KNOW it.

Original Response: The more I read, the more I realize that these are the people that create the need for The Revolution. The simple fact is that if women were better at reading body language and non-verbals, there would be more female world leaders. Yeah, I went there. Every comedian says that a woman knows exactly how a date is going to go and men are just along to connect the dots. If that is the case, fine. I really don’t care. If on my few interactions with women, if I made a wrong turn and didn’t kiss when I was supposed to (or did when I wasn’t. WOW those are funny) they you know what? Live and learn. If every woman had the exact same blueprint then there wouldn’t be date rape or no babies would be born. Women, JUST LIKE (some) MEN, are all different. At least I would hope so as much as you claim to be individuals. Women don’t always know what a man is thinking. You know why? Because the human mind has been a quandary since the dawn of time and to even SUGGEST that women have had the answer to brain waves and conceptualized thought with a brain one half the size of a mans (its science, look it up) is preposterous. You are just looking for tang by giving women too much credit. Or too LITTLE credit by saying they are simple creatures of habit and can be caught by shiny objects and following your stupid little steps. The human being is complex, men and women are both individuals and they should be treated as such, not lumped into a generic little box so you can explain your past shortfalls with the opposite sex.

My Response Now: Well, first of the first statement is false. I try not to toss out arbitrary numbers when giving examples but the fact that women are ten times better at reading body language is not only false but is irrelevant. If women were so good at reading body language they would be better at dodge lefts, rights and uppercuts from their asshole boyfriend/husband/babydaddy. Yes….I went there. To say all women know the situation they want and respond to stimuli the same is just a blanket statement. Now I say “all women love bros” which is false. I say all women PREFER bros because that is the norm but I also prefer schoolgirls because that is the norm for ME. Maybe I am giving women too much credit (Which I have done a lot recently) but I figure that women know that life doesn’t always work how you want and that sometimes you have to work within the situation or “outside the box” as corporations like to say. If women aren’t creative enough (Another rant right there) or open enough to maneuver through a situation as simple as a date without a preconceived notion on how they WANT it to go….how can a woman be an effective president? BURN! Whoo….that was cold blooded. Seriously, if I have to conform what I do to the wants of a woman, where is the relationship consensus in that? THAT is why relationships fail so often, IMHO.

“It is VITALLY important that you know EXACTLY how to go from one step to the next with a woman... from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom.”

Now you see, this is where the vagueness begins. If this is an article SOLELY about hooking up with women then yes, it brings up valid points….albeit misguided. To look at this past just one time (Or two if you can stand to be around a woman that long) to me seems rather counter-intuitive. This article (I believe it was an article) speaks a lot to just guiding a woman by using their illogical though process into the bedroom…and no where past that. I personally believe that if you want to base a relationship off of the sexual aspects then be my guest. However, if you try to base the RELATIONSHIP aspect after the sex then you end up with a person you really know nothing about and you are kind of stuck with that person. Call me gay but I always thought you got to know someone and saw if they were someone you could see spending more than five minutes with before killing them and then sex happened AFTER that. If the prowess of ones sexual ability is enough to keep a relationship going despite major problems…you are kind of an asshat. Once again, that’s just my opinion.

So that is all for now. That was quite a post there. I will try to be back up tomorrow but if not I will be back up on Wednesday. Until then, stay up peeps.

Chachi Out.