I Like My Chemical Romance
There…I came clean. Now you all know that I am one razorblade and a Starlight Ray album from getting a wig and writing pussy ass poetry while I talk about how much my parents didn’t love me. I am getting to emo, but not quite there. I like sunlight a bit too much. Today I pulled out an old MP3 mix and “Teenagers” came on:
And damn it…I like this song. As a matter of fact I like a lot of MCR. I know I shouldn’t but sometimes I need a good sulk party. And nothing goes better with a sulk party than MCR. Maybe Dashboard Confessionals but they fucking suck and always will. At least My Chemical Romance made “I’m Not Okay” which was awesomeness. Yeah, I said it.
So I just turned around an Eminem has a new video. And I say to myself…haven’t I already seen this shit? Let me break this down:
My Name Is = The Real Slim Shady = Without Me = Lose It = Whatever His New Song Is Called
Now I don’t like getting into the argument about Eminem’s TALENT because…he isn’t better than anyone else when it comes to delivery and wordplay and never has been. The debate with women centers around “well, he’s hot” which is such a convincing argument that I wonder how come we don’t have more female Presidents. It’s called a non-sensical point; you do it and I can to. Now you know how it feels. I can’t knock the fact the dude has a formula and it works with people who are used to the same thing over and over again. With that being said I am tired of people constantly saying the guy is one of the greatest when he shows just as much repetition as the rest of the rappers that I ridicule. Yet people seem to ignore that because…he’s White. Yeah, I said it. I look at Eminem the same way Black people looked at Michael Vick in football. So blinded by the fact that they are a person not expected to succeed in the position they are in that they overlook their flaws: they are kind of overrated. Yes, you can compare the two because for two years Michael Vick was the most popular football player in the NFL (Look at jersey sales) and the highest paid player as well. But he was slightly above average. Same with Eminem IMHO. His record sales are high (The highest behind 2Pac and Outkast I believe) and people love him but at the end of the day he has MAYBE 5 songs that aren’t just “meh” on four or five albums. Not a good average as Jay-Z would allude to. Once again…just saying.
Corn Dogs: Delicious But So Sexuality Questioning!
We all know corn dogs are delicious. They are one of the many great things that carnies have given us. But man…they sure do make you feel gay. Not in the good way like watching Zac Efron “Hairspray.” I mean in the bad way, like watching John Travolta in “Hairspray.” You know what I mean. Mini corndogs help but its just not the same. Like American bukakke compared to the real Japanese kind. I mean they TRY but in the end there just isn’t enough batter. Eeeeewwww!
Alright, I am out. I will be back up on Friday for the Countdown and will be up in Denver if anyone wants to roll up and hang out after Happy Hour. Until then you got to move….DAT ASS!
Gotta bite my lip for that one!
Chachi Out
