Tuesday, May 20, 2008

You Know...Bukakke And Politics Don't Mix.

Alright, I am back ONCE AGAIN this week and I tell you it is feeling kind of good to post every day. It is usually the last thing I do before I go to bed so there are a lot of things to type about and all. So in between watching NBA basketball and J-pop videos I was watching the wrap-up of the Democratic Primaries in Kentucky and Oregon. Now I am sure you are expecting me to say “Hillary should stop for the sake of the party” like I used to do but now I really don’t care anymore. I really don’t have a problem with Hillary anymore because she isn’t on the radar. She can’t win without officially usurping the will of the peoples votes and delegates and if she does that then I am voting for McCain. My issue isn’t with Hillary, it is with her supporters.

You see, I feel like Hillary the same way I feel about the Mac. You see, an Apple computer has great uses and is an excellent machine for what it is used for in its niche markets. Now I don’t mean “niche” as in “fringe” but more like it is great for what it is made for which is digital video, music and retards. Hillary Clinton I think is a great politician and (surprisingly) has SOME views I agree with. Hell, when this whole thing started I was going to vote for her. Then I did something I haven’t done in a long time.

I listened to my mom.

My mother knows best and as a middle aged Black woman she kind of gets the fucked up ends of the stick in terms of respect from White feminists (Ask them, watch how they different races feel about each other), White men and even Black men. Being born and raised in the Southside of Chicago, my mom really didn’t have it good on either front (Female or Black) and I figured that she would want to vote for Hillary. I was dead wrong. Now she has never ONCE said that Obama should be President because he could be the first Black one. Nor has she supported Hillary because she would be the first female President. My mother supports Obama for the sole aspect that Hillary is the same politics we have seen since 1980. Voting for Hillary is like voting for Bill Clinton again, which I was (And she was not) a fan of for the eight years he was in there. I don’t know how many times my mother has called Hillary a “lying bitch” and I just call her a fucktard but hey, if my momma said it that shit is TRUE.

It isn’t about Obama looking like me and it isn’t about Hillary being the opposite sex. It is about who isn’t like them. And by them I mean the status quo. As much as Obama may seem like a dreamer, at least he HAS a dream. Hillary has spent a good amount of time trying to extend the race and change the rules that she initially agreed with about Florida and Michigan and in the end what she needs to do is just run. Win states without playing the race card and tossing out math that isn’t feasible or logical and just run. Quit bragging about winning states now in the end that you won’t win in the general election. Go out there, run your race and quit playing the “sexism” card.

Speaking of sexism, aren’t there more women on this planet than men? Therefore, shouldn’t there be more females voting than men anyway? How is she losing when in the beginning there were like four or five male candidates splitting the male vote and she STILL was barely winning? Is there sexism in this race? Of course there is! There is racism against Obama and ageism against McCain. People stick with their own because at the end of the day…all Americans are only American during the Olympics and Rocky IV.

With that being said, look at this breakdown:

McCain: Rich, old white men, old white women married to old white men, bros, pretty much the Bush crowd.
Obama: Blacks, well-to-do young Whites….um….Jews? He seems very kosher!
Clinton: lower-class Whites, the women that don’t vote for McCain or Obama (SEE! Told you women are self-defeating!), a spicy smattering of Mexicans.

That leaves one demographic: ASIANS. So to my Japanese collective out there, Obama is your man! You know why? HE LOVES BUKAKKE!!!

Well, I will try to be back up tomorrow. I need sleep so until then, stay up peeps.

Obama Ga Kette, Bukkake Ga Daisuki!