Everyone join me in rooting for the Whales Vagina Chargers next week as they take on "Mo Bitches" Brady and the New England Patriots next Sunday! Also, a hand for Eli Manning striking a blow for the handi-capable! Because he is fucking retarded. "Duaaaaaahhhh, we won game! My brother is Peyton! I made boom-boom in pants!" Normally a win for Farve is a win for Mississippi but if I had to choose....
Go Packers.
Only the second time in history I have ever said that. Wait, Eli WENT TO MISSISSIPPI! Shit, I lose no matter WHO WINS! Oh, cruel irony!
Also….I miss The Rock:
My fucking god. That man is still my idol. If I was half as badass as The Brahma Bull, I would be knee deep in poontang right now. I’m saying it right now:
THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!
Go Packers.
Only the second time in history I have ever said that. Wait, Eli WENT TO MISSISSIPPI! Shit, I lose no matter WHO WINS! Oh, cruel irony!
Also….I miss The Rock:
My fucking god. That man is still my idol. If I was half as badass as The Brahma Bull, I would be knee deep in poontang right now. I’m saying it right now:
THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!
Name ONE COUNTRY that would fuck with us if The Rock were president? I didn't think so. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi Out.
