I back, fools! Welcome to any new readers (all....two of you) to the Passion of Chachi. Not really much to it. I am gonna be honest, I would start from about February and read until now. That is when I was unemployed and PISSED off at life. There was some good stuff on the blog back then. Unlike now where its just pining about women and bitter rants about stuff I already ranted about. Don't worry, it will get better because the Chachi is back and he is here for the people.
That being laid out, it has been a while since I have mentioned the saucy ladies I used to have on the blog almost everyday. You know, back when Vida Guerra ended each post? Yeah, I'm gonna start doing that again. I know I have a large male demographic so I guess I gotta follow the peeps. So starting next week, I am going to do Chachi's Top 20 Sauciest Ladies much like Maxim does the Hot 100 but with no trollops on Chachi's countdown. Yeah, it will include some you may have seen, some you may know and some you may not. I will be open to suggestions for ladies that have been (Jackie Guerrido, Esther Baxter, Boa Kwon, Kumi Koda, Vida Guerra, etc.) on here and those that have not. There are a few ground rules, though:
No Requests for Jessica Alba. We are through and the split was amiable. I don't want to mess that shit up with a restraining order placed against me a la Alyssa Milano. I'm still hurt by that one, I thought we had something special, girl.
No Suggesting Women You Know I Can't Stand. For every person that says I should add Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan I will punt a kitten. I am dead fucking serious. Kittens will be placed through uprights if you do that.
Only Real Women. Now I debated this after the whole Advent Children fiasco with the aerodynamic Tifa and the undead (but still HOT) Aeris, but I can't go for that. No CGI women, that shit is just creepy.
And that's it. Everything else is wide open. I will probably start the middle of next week (Wednesday, maybe Tuesday depending on what they dump on me at the work front), doing about three or four a day until the final two. Until then, I am open to suggestions and votes. Let the games begin!
Okay, so it has been a while since I mentioned Orange Range on the blog. Mainly because their remix album Squeezed sucked it HARD. I mean really hard, I flat out didn't like it and felt like I wasted thirteen bucks. Well, they seem to have redeemed themselves with the song Champione. I downloaded it yesterday from Jpopsuki (couldn't find it on Yesasia) and I must say, it is pretty damn kick ass. If you aren't into the J-Pop/J-Rock thing this song ain't for you and this video sure as HELL ain't for you. I dig this song, and I don't have to find them and beat them with sticks because of the Squeezed fiasco. Check it out:
Yeah, it's a tad quirky. The song grows on you...if you dig that kind of thing. I am figuring a lot of you DON'T dig that kind of thing but it's my fucking blog. Speaking of kick ass, it seems that UVERworld has given me another reason to live. My god, I don't care who you are if you like rock, these guys do it. I had hyped these guys up for about a month (before the blog became Chachi's pity party) and I PROMISE to get some streaming music from their album Timeless up before the end of next week. I lost the code for the streaming media player but I will get right on it. Right after this kick ass video. I think this is the new theme for Blood+ (which I am getting caught up on. Anime fans, this show is teh awesome so give it a whirl. Can't find any new episodes and I don't know if the DVD's are out yet) to boot. Here is Colors of the Heart by UVERworld:
Shit yes, that song is the mad notes. If Linkin Park is looking for an opening act for their next tour, here you go. Thank me later. Oh, and Filelodge is pissing me off. I can't log in and change songs. I have to find a new host for the tunes. Just fucking great. You know what I found on my iPod at work? An old school jam that takes me back to the 5th grade. Man, the carefree days of youth, before the real world crush your spirit and reality puts your hopes and dreams in a paper bag, only to stomp on it. That and kickball, fools! While I reminisce, here is some Hi-Five your your groovin pleasure with I Like The Way (Kissing Game):
Man, that song was the jam. Too bad they never hit big after that. Although She's Playing Hard To Get was pretty good. That was the first song I heard when I came back to the states after 4 years overseas so it is rather special. Well, I am about to hop off the computer for a bit. Gotta get ready for tomorrow and stuff. Before I go, I gotta kick it old school one more time. And you can't get much more old school than this. Without going before I was born, anyway. I should heed this advice more often. My friends always keep telling me to Cool It Now:
Yeah, that's enough of that. Stay up peeps and enjoy the night.
Chachi out.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
The Ruler IS BACK!
Morning, peeps! Sorry about yesterday and not having anything up when I got home. Teq had his last show at Union Station last night so I went to show some support. Sad part was that I had to be to work like thirty fucking minutes after I arrived but what can you do? Just go with the flow.
Secondly, it has been brought to my attention the the Passion of Chachi has taken a…darker turn. I have looked over the last eight or nine posts and I can see it. I have been a downer and a punk ass bitch. I am one pack of eyeliner and a teddy bear away from being some emo kid whining in his closet about how he father doesn’t love him and how some bitch broke his heart, writing poetry about how life is meaningless without love and that its not worth living in hopes of putting those chalice-ass words into a song and beinig the next Panic at the Disco! or My Chemical Romance. To that I say HELLS NO. I take your advice and I will use it, peeps. No more of the ‘woe-is-me’ Chachi. Back is the ‘break my foot off in your ass for breathing funny’ Chachi. What time is it? Party time!
Hells yeah, Luck Dragons RULE. So, to get back to the old format of the blog, a news update. Um…pedophiles are idiots. WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO BE NEXT TO CHILDREN FOR? Research? I mean damn, they don’t let OJ near Spring Break or R. Kelly around…well playgrounds. See, this is like I was saying yesterday. Common sense is dead, man. The fact that they even have the THOUGHT to sue to be near a park is just stupid beyond STUPID. I mean c’mon. C’mon.
So last night at Teq's show I realized something: we as black people are out of ideas. After several years of kick ass dances (Roger Rabbit and the Running Man, anyone) and bad ass fashion, what are we left with as our 'style'? The 'lean wit it' and 'white tees'. WHITE TEES? I can buy a white tee at Wal-Mart! Anyone can be fashionable now! What is worse is that if the fashion isn't lame, it's just fricking bad. Remember my rant on the LED belts? Well I have a new idea, and I am sure someone has either thought of it, is workiing on it, or will steal it by the end of this blog: LED Grillz. Think about it. That would be the biggest thing since LED Rims or Spinning Grillz. Um...I may have started something I can't control. Lord, please let this just be a rant and not reality. Jail really isn't my gig because if these ideas come to fruition because if they do I am TOTALLY gonna mess someone up.
Well, I am about to head to work. I say the nay no to that, but stay up till this evening. I will try to upload the Teq performance on YouTube and give another rant tonight. TRY to, I'm hella tired running on 2 hours of sleep. But hey, it's for the people.
Chachi out.
Secondly, it has been brought to my attention the the Passion of Chachi has taken a…darker turn. I have looked over the last eight or nine posts and I can see it. I have been a downer and a punk ass bitch. I am one pack of eyeliner and a teddy bear away from being some emo kid whining in his closet about how he father doesn’t love him and how some bitch broke his heart, writing poetry about how life is meaningless without love and that its not worth living in hopes of putting those chalice-ass words into a song and beinig the next Panic at the Disco! or My Chemical Romance. To that I say HELLS NO. I take your advice and I will use it, peeps. No more of the ‘woe-is-me’ Chachi. Back is the ‘break my foot off in your ass for breathing funny’ Chachi. What time is it? Party time!
Hells yeah, Luck Dragons RULE. So, to get back to the old format of the blog, a news update. Um…pedophiles are idiots. WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO BE NEXT TO CHILDREN FOR? Research? I mean damn, they don’t let OJ near Spring Break or R. Kelly around…well playgrounds. See, this is like I was saying yesterday. Common sense is dead, man. The fact that they even have the THOUGHT to sue to be near a park is just stupid beyond STUPID. I mean c’mon. C’mon.
So last night at Teq's show I realized something: we as black people are out of ideas. After several years of kick ass dances (Roger Rabbit and the Running Man, anyone) and bad ass fashion, what are we left with as our 'style'? The 'lean wit it' and 'white tees'. WHITE TEES? I can buy a white tee at Wal-Mart! Anyone can be fashionable now! What is worse is that if the fashion isn't lame, it's just fricking bad. Remember my rant on the LED belts? Well I have a new idea, and I am sure someone has either thought of it, is workiing on it, or will steal it by the end of this blog: LED Grillz. Think about it. That would be the biggest thing since LED Rims or Spinning Grillz. Um...I may have started something I can't control. Lord, please let this just be a rant and not reality. Jail really isn't my gig because if these ideas come to fruition because if they do I am TOTALLY gonna mess someone up.
Well, I am about to head to work. I say the nay no to that, but stay up till this evening. I will try to upload the Teq performance on YouTube and give another rant tonight. TRY to, I'm hella tired running on 2 hours of sleep. But hey, it's for the people.
Chachi out.
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