Okay, first things first: I poppa freaks all the honeys. Damn, you Griff! Seriously, first things first. Be sure to get out and vote. Early voting has started in most states already and I went out and cast my vote for Will Smith this afternoon as Colorado just opened their early polling places. Then I was told I WASN’T voting for Will Smith and I was ACTUALLY voting for Barack Obama…which kind of pissed me off. I mean, you are telling me he DIDN’T write “Getting Jiggy With It?” Oh well, guess I voted for him so gimme some of that Barack!:
WHY ISN’T THAT SONG PLATINUM?!
Also, it seems that the poll people didn’t find my new “Caramellvoten” dance very funny. Although I did have two people end up doing the dance with me because they heard of the song. NERDS FOR OBAMA! There’s like five of us:
Yeah, I looked just as bad. It was like NDK without the knowing or popularity. By the way, did any of you know that Alan Keyes is running for President? Why aren’t Republicans supporting HIM over McCain? Oh, because he’s a NEE-GROW. That shit aint gonna fly. And with Sarah Palin as VP, there is no way White people are going to stand back and let a nigger tell a White woman what to do on the national stage. It is tolerable in porn and acceptable in hip hop videos but not in the White House! Yeah, my racism knows no bounds but truer words have never been spoken. Republicans would rather have an unwed, drunk, mother of six that used to turn tricks for Starbursts and smack than a Black man as their candidate. Yeah, I said it motherfuckers! EIGHT MILE! But I digress…
I need to say something....once again....that should be common knowledge. But after this discussion with a female friend I guess I need to tell you one more time...
WEAR SOME GOD DAMN UNDERWEAR!
This isn’t the FIRST time I have said this, but until women quit bitching about upskirts and men looking at their butt cracks I will continue to say it. You see, there is something I like to called “Freedom Vs. Reality Theory” that I really think you need to either grasp or continue to have your gully hole posted on the intarweb. You see, I wholly believe it should be your right to let your yeast trap aerate in the gentle breezes of the beautiful planet Earth. Unless it is unkempt like a potheads fish tank and reeks to high heaven that is, but even still it is kind of your right. Just gotta keep the cats at bay and you know why. However, let’s look at life LOGICALLY. The simple fact is that there are going to be people out there that are looking for opportunities to get pictures of gullyholes on film. Whether it be for prosperity, profit or pumping the purple piper (That shit was funny) they are out to capture visuals of it and by you not wearing drawers and wearing a skirt that would make a Japanese schoolgirl blush (Then wear it because I TOLD HER TO! YOU DISHONOR ME!) makes it a hell of a lot easier to accomplish that. Not wearing underwear isn’t vindicating. It is a fashion faux pau that very little good comes out of unless you are that dead set on getting laid and if that is the case then why in the fuck are you wearing clothes? Oh, and for further reference wearing dark undergarments under a white shirt is an invitation for being stared down. I don’t wear “I Fuck Crack Whitey Bitches” with a picture of Sarah Palin on it and it is the same thing in terms of attention. Understand that and you will be a lot better off.
Lastly, Chris Matthews is awesome:
Bill Maher has his moments, too. "Religioulus" was awesome. Go see it! I'll be back Friday, maybe Thursday. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out
