What is up people?!
Quick question. Why are there no shows about video games on G4 anymore? I mean it might as well be called “FOX LITE” because all that is on there is “Cops” and “Arrested Development” and both of those shows are not worth watching. Like…at all. I mean I was one that LIKED having a network for gamers because we all know that a network for geeks would never work. Oh wait, YES IT FUCKING WOULD! I network for nerds would have the highest ratings ever because nerds never leave the FUCKING HOUSE! I mean check out the TV blocks:
4am-7am: Old School Disney Cartoons
Yes, I know that Toon Disney has some but I am talking about the shows from our youth. You know:
• Darkwing Duck
• Ducktales
• Gargoyles
• Bonkers (Yeah, totally nuts!)
• Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers
• The Wuzzles (I know it isn’t Disney…but I liked The Wuzzles. Bumblelion in the house, mofos!)
7am-9am: Morning Dew
Gamers know what I mean. That first Mountain Dew after a night of gaming that ended at 3am just to start back at 7am. Mountain Dew is nerd coffee and we all will admit it. This could be like Attack of the Show-meets-X-Play with hosts that kind of know what the fuck is going on with some Today Show tossed in there for some news cred. I mean it wouldn’t be that hard of a show to create or to market.
9am-12pm: Robot Madness!
Every cartoon with a robot is on in this block:
• Gundam (Any series will do. Not like anyone really has a fucking idea what is going on in that damn show)
• Voltron (HELLS. YES.)
• Transformers (Old school. None of that Beast Wars or Machine Wars bullshit)
• Go-Bots (They serve their purpose…to fill time between REAL ROBOTS. AW SNAP!)
• Manzinger/Tranzor Z (HELLS THE FUCK YES ALL OVER MY FACE!
• Astro Boy (Got to go with an original to end things)
After that I am kind of lost a bit between original programming or tossing in some other nerd shows like maybe so Star Trek, Dr. Who, Dresden Files, Firefly and Quantum Leap. Also wanted to add some shows like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Masked Rider (You know, if the American version wasn’t so bastardized it could have taken off) and other shows like that. Late night could be filled with a new Heavy Metal series, Duckman and other shows of that type. Hell, maybe even toss in some “Salute Your Shorts” and “Hey Dude” for some real late night Snick action! Hell, bring back The Roundhouse! You will always have a friend there!
Lastly, every Thanksgiving there has to be a marathon of….LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!:
SILVER SNAKES, FOOLS! WHAT?!
Anyone else have any ideas? I think this needs to be pitched to someone because the idea is genius. WE nerds need our own channel, not one that CLAIMS to be our channel…like BET does for Black people. Yeah, I said it.
Lastly, while reading Media Takeout (Please don’t ask why) I found out about this whole story about Chris Brown supposedly hitting Rihanna. First off, these people that are bitching about how “it is never okay to hit a woman” need to shut their ass. There are several good reasons for hitting a woman (She hits you more than twice, she is fucking her ex-boyfriend, she voted for Nader) you just shouldn’t because people think you shouldn’t and public opinion is kind of law. However, is it any of your fucking business? The answer is no so don’t say anything else aside that. Secondly…does anyone really give a rats ass about this? I mean people online are acting like the world will stop spinning because Chris Breezy slapped up the “Disturbia” chick for being a dumbass because he is a dumbass FOR BEING A CELEBRITY AND SMACKING UP A BITCH ON A MAJOR STREET THE NIGHT BEFORE A MAJOR AWARD SHOW. I mean, not the brightest light in the marquee if I say so myself but it ain’t my business. All I have to say is that Dr. Dre slapped a woman up real good in the early 90’s and he made it out just fine. Hell, Lionel Ritchie got beat up by a woman and he…well…he WAS a superstar. “Dancing on the Ceiling” was a long ass time ago. Either way, even if he did people will support him because at the end of the day women, just like Eskimos, Turks and puppies…aren’t people. Which means they don’t have souls! It’s science!
By the way, anyone that reads that above paragraph and thinks I am serious is a fucktard. We all know that Eskimos ARE people, just magical. Gawd, u ppl r stoopid. LOLZ
Well, that is all for now. Wish Rihanna a speedy recovery so she can continue pissing me off slightly less than Beyonce. And let’s hope Chris Brown can avoid jail so he can continue to be a poor man’s Ne-Yo who is a poor man’s Usher. Oh, and so that he won’t get raped because if Chris Brown goes to county he WILL be the Heath Inspectors’ favorite backdoor visit. He’s gonna take you down!
Man, I gotta stop smokin’ this shit right here! I am out, fools! Be back at some point this week. I am changing up Douchebrawl this year due to not renewing the domain name but I will have it figured out soon. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out.
