What is up, people! I am back after a small hiatus because….well alcohol is a hell of a drug. Yes, my life is teh suck and I needed to bitch. Ask Kandice, I am a man of extremes. Nothing sucks more than not having a hangover when you expect it. Kind of a letdown. But hey, sa da tay.
So yesterday I said I had some Earth-shattering news that would alter reality like the Infinity Gauntlet. A free Arizona Iced Tea to anyone that gets that reference. Now as you know, I loves me the “Footloose”. Aside from Ferris and Breakin, it is one of my favorite 80’s movies EVER. Second best soundtrack of the 80’s (Behind “Purple Rain” which is the greatest soundtrack composed by man…or Prince) and an all-round good time. Oh, and Kevin Bacon was frickin awesome in that movie.
As you also know, I think Zac Efron is a cutie patootie. Having seen High School Musical no less that 20 times (Hell, I was desperate for musicals and found a gem) I must say that Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Zac Efron made my mouth wah-dah! Then there was Hairspray which was just….hells yeah.
Which brings me to the quandray I am in right now. I just found out yesterday that Zac Efron will be playing Ren McCormack in the remake of Footloose. You heard me.
ZAC EFRON WILL BE IN THE REMAKE OF FOOTLOOSE!!
Now this is where my confusion begins. I am TOTALLY TORN over this! On one hand, it is Zac Efron remaking Footloose. Which sounds like the greatest idea ever. It would be like The Rock remaking Big Trouble in Little China….oh god I just came a little. You saw High School Musical and Hairspray; Zac is a dancing machine! And oh so DREAMY! But them you have to look at it the other way…
ZAC EFRON WILL BE IN THE REMAKE OF FOOTLOOSE!!
How dare they remake Footloose?! The movie is genius! Cinematic and musical genius! Would they remake Goonies?! Would they remake Short Circuit?! Footloose is to be left alone! But at the same time…it is Zac Efron and he is my bishie. But its FOOTLOOSE! You see my dilemma.
So which reigns supreme? The hotness of Zac Efron or the awesomeness of Footloose? You tell me…I don’t know what to think about this. I think I may have to have a marathon watching of Footloose and High School Musical to help me make up my mind! To the DVD emporium!
That is all for now. Countdown tomorrow and maybe something on Sunday before I go back into the workforce. I leave you with the movie that proves that God loves to tempt me: Bring It On 3 (All or Nothing)
Mmm…I cannot wait until August 21st. Then she goes in the box. Oh, and one last thing. Tenjo Chiki is fucking HAWT:
If Hinoi Team ends up ANYTHING like these ladies...I will be the happiest man in America. Hells yeah. Stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
