So another Nan Desu Kan has come and gone and while not as fun as last year (J-POP DANCEE PAR-TAY!) it had its moments. I got another karaoke Kon! Hope you are enjoying the original, Jen. Odds are you used it to clean windows :(
Either way, it was pretty damn bad ass. Too many spaces of nothing (which was ample time to get a few drinks) but what was attended was good. Who knew anime nerds could PAR-TAY? Oh, and F2T Rikku....I love you. She was kickin' like Chuck Norris on a Wednesday. Too bad thinking about her gets me 4 years in jail. I AM KIDDING!
And I got a Hitsugaya keychain, bitches! Post up tonight or tomorrow about the con and shit that pisses me off. Non-bathers....I am talking to you. How in the FUCK do you show up to a convention ALREADY SMELLING LIKE A PRISON? Wash your ass!
Oh, one last thing. I HATE KIOSKS AT THE MALL! Seriously. Zach said it best:
"People that work in kiosks dont have souls"
I mean its bad enough you are at the bottom of the mall food chain below the pretzel maker and the chumpstain workers at the pet stores. At least make an ATTEMPT to have a sales pitch. I mean seriously, the wanton beating of your stupid asses should be promoted and rewarded.
In closing: I dont want a fucking Helio your worthless bitch and as for the fucker at the cell phone kiosks asking you if you want a Razr (the shittiest phone since the cup and string) you can take your Razr, slit your wrists and then shove it up your ass. At least you got out in an interesting way. Bleeding to death from your ass and wrists at the same time is a novel way to die and may get people to give a shit about you for a few minutes, even in laughter.
WHY IN THE FUCK IS METALOCALYPSE STILL ON THE AIR?! Gawd....dammit. Oh, on another note I am another year older and another year madder. Happy birthday to me. I need a fucking shot of Tuaca to get through this day....
