Okay...I know it has been a while. First off, I am not dead. YOU ARE NOT THAT LUCKY! Secondly, I just wanted the world to know I am back in this bitch. News at 11. Post coming tomorrow, at the latest Friday. Tell your friends...not your drunk asshole friend that passes out on your couch and throws up in your sink. The hot one with the big booty and no self-esteem. Yeah...THAT one.

As a little preview of what the post will be about...well, let's just say that sometimes being in the proverbial "friend zone" is not all your doing, ladies. Your vagina isn't as special as you think.

BAM, IT'S ON AND THE CHACHI IS BACK, BABY! Now to buy some rum and get this started. Yes, I drink rum now.

Good to be back, I must say.

Chachi Out