Friday, February 23, 2007

Aw, Ish Duece K Back Again

Good morning, peeps! It’s Friday again so you know what it is time for! It’s time for the…

CHACHI TOP 20 VIDEO COUNTDOWN!!

Let’s get this party started! Whoop Whoop! Kam? Anyone? Eh, screw it I got some West Coast in me.

20. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #16, Plunge of the Week)
The longest reiging video on the Countdown spends what may be its last week on. They have been videoless for about 3 months now and needless to say, it is about time for a new one. Here is to more Anahi soon!
19. UVERworld – Zero no Kotae (New Entry)

Yeah, you know it. UVERworld is attempting to be the first ANYTHING with four #1 videos on the Countdown! It is possible, but with John Legend, Bennie K and Yui on it may be a hell of a dogfight. I should be getting the album any day now!
18. Omarion – Ice Box (Last Week #14)
Update: Still no video for ‘Man Up’. Man, they should just hire me to direct it. Greatest music video since that Jacksons’ video with the eye in the hand. Scary stuff.
17. Yui – CHE.R.RY (Last Week #20)
Yui makes a modest three place jump this week. I have yet to hear word about her album (March is the latest I heard) but guaranteed I will be one of the first to buy that bad boy. This video has grown on me. Still hate deer, though.
16. Koda Kumi – Twinkle (Last Week #13)
The second wave of Kumi’s greatest hits is coming! Can you say hells yeah? Because I can. Here is to hoping for a new video to go along with that album. I kind of miss her and her refusal to wear clothes.
15. Hinoi Team – Dancin’ and Dreamin’ (Last Week #17)

The ladies of Hinoi Team move up two spots this week. So I get looked at pretty weird when I am singing along to this song in my car. Odds are because I do the dance too but that is neither here nor there. This video is quite nice and so are they. In a strictly legal way, of course.
14. Rain (Bi) – In My Bed (Last Week #11)
Yeah, no ‘Man Up’ no Top 10. Those are the rules. Also, it has been a while since a new video which sucks because Eternal Rain is a bad ass album. There are at least 5 good singles on it. Eh, thems the breaks.
13. Bennie K – 1001 Nights (Last Week #18, Biggest Mover)
Ah, my Yuki and Cico fix has finally been given. Bennie K is like a drug, man. I needs my hit! Has anyone noticed that Yuki never really moves? I mean Cico dances in the videos but even on stage Yui is planted to the ground. I would like to plant something in her if you know what I mean. And I think you do. My innuendo is priceless.
12. Game feat. Kanye West – Wouldn’t Get Far (Last Week #15)
So The Game moves a little closer to his third straight Top Ten video. That would tie the usual suspects (UVERworld, Nelly Furtado, Bi and John Legend) so that is pretty elite company. Oh, and Gloria Velez. Quite nice.
11. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #8)
So Young Jeezy got to #1 with T.I. but his solo video falls out of the Top Ten for the first time since December. ‘Go Getta’ is really getting to me as that beat is bangin. The video is okay (standard ‘booty butt cheeks’ fare) but it has R.Kelly in it. Damn it, the quandary this creates! Well, we are into the Top Ten!
10. TERIYAKI BOYZ feat Kanye West – I Still Love H.E.R. (Last Week #12)

Hells yeah! VERBAL is in the Top Ten for a second time with the TERIYAKI BOYZ this time! Don’t forget, he had one of my favorite songs last year with ‘Summer Time Love’. I am still digging this video and hopefully this equals a new TERIYAKI BOYZ album (that is better than their first lackluster attempt) AND a new Kanye album, minus the insanity.
9. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #9, #1 for three weeks)
Whoa, Nelly! Ms. Furtado hangs on to the Top Ten AGAIN! This makes her record 11th week in the Top Ten, breaking UVERworld’s record for Shamrock! Sadly, I haven’t seen a new video from her in a while so she HAS to hang on. Even still, congrats are in order.
8. John Legend – PDA (We Just Don’t Care) (Last Week #10)
Well look who it is! Mr. Legend is slowly making his way up the Countdown again. This video has grown on me, even more so than ‘Heaven’ did. Can he make it his 3rd straight Number One? We'll see!
7. Halcali – Look (Last Week #4)
Halcali falls this week after a stay in the Top Five, but don’t fret! ‘Lights, Camera, Action’ will be out soon and it’s the opening to the anime ‘Getsumen to Heiki Mina’ which was in Densha Otoko (WHICH RULES ALL! Too bad it was so true. I’M SO LAME!). Hopefully there will be a video for that soon because that song is CATCHY!
6. Evanescence – Lithium (Last Week #7)

Wow, these guys always find a way to sneak up on me. With the fan fare that is UVERworld, Bennie K and Yui racing up the Countdown, once again Evanescence is nonchalantly making their way into the Top Five. Last year ‘Call Me When You’re Sober’ peaked at #2 for two weeks behind a little guy named John Legend. Look out for this video, it is AWESOME.
5. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (Last Week #5)
After a blazing run up the Countdown, Daughtry slows down and takes a break at #5 for the second straight week. Has anyone seen American Idol lately? I watched about seven minutes of it yesterday and BOY DOES IT SUCK! I heard the dudes sound like the rejected tryouts from O-Town and from what I saw the girls were ‘bleh’. At least Chris didn’t suck.
4. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #2, #1 for three weeks)
Aw, man! Yui falls two more places this week after a lengthy stay at #1. Although she has another video on the Countdown (and an album I HOPE!) I still love this video. And her, of course. Got the acoustic version of this song and it is quite nice. Now, to the Top Three!
3. Namie Amuro – Baby Don’t Cry (Last Week #6)

Namie busts into the Top Three after only a MONTH of being on the Countdown! That is the fastest rise EVER. And rightfully so, this song is grandtastic! Great video that really goes in line with it, as well. Oh, and even though she needs a sandwich (or two) and can be robotic when it comes to dancing I still think she is ‘the hawtness’. Yeah, I’d hit that.
2. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #3)

Speaking of hawt ladies! May J moves up one spot to the runner up position! Just one step away from the Number One spot! I have yet to see a new video from her, but like it matters. This video is enough for me. Well, with May J and VERBAL at Number Two, you know who Number One is…
1. T.I. feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry, & B.G. – Top Back (Remix) [Last Week #1, two weeks at #1]

The King holds on to his throne for another week! Sadly it may be a while before we get a new video because his album ‘T.I. vs. T.I.P.’ isn’t coming out until this summer. Man, that is quite the wait. Even still, the ‘Top Back Remix’ holds the top down for a second week.

That is all for today, peeps. Douchebrawl is up and running and the polls will be open until next Thursday! Also, tune in next Friday for the Top 20 Video Countdown! Can T.I. tie Nelly Furtado and Yui for the longest running #1’s of 2007? Or will May J FINALLY take the Number One spot after 14 weeks? Or can Namie Amuro continue her meteoric rise and take the crown? Tune in next Friday for the Countdown and Douchebrawl updates! Until then, stay up peeps!

Chachi Out!

Okay, Finally Some Order To This Thing...

Okay, first off I am glad to see everyone voting. Sad that I take more pride in this than national elections but I REALLY dont like Nick Cannon. Due to the early start of Douchebrawl (Tuesday) I have decided to change the end date from Friday of each week to Sunday of each week. That cuts two days off but it gives me a chance to give the updates and prepare then next round. That means voting days will be:

First Round: 2/21/2007 to 2/25/2007
Second Round: 2/27/2007 to 3/4/2007
Suckass Sixteen: 3/6/2007 to 3/11/2007
Elite Eight: 3/13/2007 to 3/18/2007
Final Four: 3/20/2007 to 3/25/2007
Douchebrawl Championship: 3/27/2006 to 4/1/2007

Holy shit that hits on April Fools Day. Wow, I seriously didnt catch that. Anyway, take note and vote! THE POWER IS YOURS!!!

Chachi Out