So can anyone tell me what a "bust it baby? is? And why in the FUCK Plies chupacabra-looking ass not hunted down and killed like the predalope he is:
Wow....I never thought Ne-Yo could look any more gay but I was wrong. THIS is why I hate niggas and bitches. You fuckers don't vote, don't read and don't think but will consider this up there with Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five's "The Message" or Rakim's "Microphone Fiend" in terms of hip hop classics. It is why hip hop is dead and bad rappers are like BeBe’s kids: they don’t die, they multiply. Wait a minute....
GOD, WHO’S IDEA WAS IT TO PUT RICK ROSS AND NELLY ON THE SAME SONG AT THE SAME TIME?!
Let me get this straight….you put arguably the shittiest rapper I ever heard on a shitty song with the shittiest rapper I heard in 2007 NOT named 50 Cent? Yeah, makes perfect sense. I don’t give a fuck how “hard he comes” or where the fuck his is from, RICK ROSS FUCKING SUCKS. “Hustlin” was all about the beat, this non-rapping ass motherfucker totally shit on that song like it was German porn. Not even the GOOD KIND of German porn, either. Adding him with Nelly is like adding donkey sperm to a shit sandwich: taking the worst thing you can think of….and putting donkey sperm on it.
All I want to do is see a good music video. One without jewelry, cars, a house you don’t own and booty butt cheeks. I never thought I would say this….but I miss MC Hammer videos:
Now THAT’S how you bust it, Plies! With funky fresh dance moves!
Chachi Out
Thursday, May 29, 2008
I Really Love You. So Much...I Am Going To Pee On You.
What is up, peeps! I am happy as fuck! You know why? Well, first off I am finally getting my job. There was a few days when I was not sure if it was a fit but now it seems to be flowing. Just as I say that shit will get confusing again but that is to be expected. Secondly, it is about that time. It has been a while since I posted one, but it is time for…
CHACHI’S RANDOM THOUGHTS!
Random Thought #1: R. Kelly Will Soon Be Taking Showers….Golden Showers!
Robert “King of R & Pee” Kelly is FINALLY going on trial for his sexual misconduct cases and other crap that he was charged with in like 1988 on the video we have all seen of him sexing up a lady. And peeing on her but besides that. I am just waiting for SOMEONE to finally put this nasty nigga in jail for SOMETHING! I mean I don’t care if it’s for constantly fucking Mr. Biggs women! That nigga needs prison time! Then, he will be braiding someone else’s hair…named Jaamal. After a little bit of tossed salad time:
I know I shouldn’t wish “tossed salad man” on anyone but fuck R. Kelly. I don’t even care how old the dumb bitch was anymore. That nasty, stupid nigga needs some fucking jailtime. He’ll come out of the closet…closet….closet!
Random Thought #2: Women Don’t Believe In Logic….OR RULES.
I am so sick of Hillary Clinton right now. It wouldn’t bug me so much if so many people (Mainly women hence the title of the Random Thought) weren’t being such retards about this situation. People are saying that Florida and Michigan voters are disenfranchised to which I say tough shit. Your party members AND officials knew the rules of administering primaries and by breaking the rules your vote doesn’t count. Sorry, THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THE PARTY. It is one thing to screw up voting or block voting but if you know that your vote doesn’t count and you break the rules ANY-FUCKING-WAY then you don’t deserve a cookie. You deserve a foot in the face for being an idiot. Flat out. As for Michigan, I really don’t give a fuck about you either but your votes should count but if you take names off a ballot then they shouldn’t. I am sorry, it is time for either a do-over (Which Hillary never says is a good idea for some reason, mainly because she is a fucktard) or they don’t count. It is the only way to not disenfranchise OBAMA voters THAT COULDN’T FUCKING VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HIS NAME OFF THE BALLOT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEIR PRIMARY BROKE THE RULES. Yet again, Hillary and her Legion of Clintonites never say anything about THAT shit because it doesn’t benefit them which is fine. It just shows that Hillary and her supporters are two faced asshats that will destroy their own party and force rules to be broken for their own benefit at the expense of the American Democratic voters and the party itself. Oh, and Bill PLEASE stop saying that Hillary is leading in the general election….which begins in fucking November. I don’t believe Hillary is leading the combined popular vote unless you add in Michigan & Florida (Officially the two dumbest states in the Union. Congrats Kentucky and West Virginia! You move up!) and of course discount the caucus states because THEIR votes don’t count. Hey, every vote counts as long as it helps you win right? Fucking morons.
Random Thought #3: Steven Byrne Is The New Funniest Man In America.
Seriously, why doesn’t this man have his own show with that Bobby Lee from MadTV?
Now THAT would be good TV.
Well, I am tired so I am about to head to bed. Countdown will be up tomorrow morning and Friday will odds are be PARTY TIME since there are no new movies out….except “Old Bitches In The City.” Man, I pray to the Dark Lord that movie doesn’t beat Iron Man. Seriously; I would rather see “Passion of Christ” with Evangelicals than see “Sex In The City.” No, that is not an exaggeration. If you see that movie, you should die and I don’t care who you are. Same thing I feel about people who went to see “Epic Movie”: Death is too good for you. Eh, life goes on. I am out.
Chachi Out.
CHACHI’S RANDOM THOUGHTS!
Random Thought #1: R. Kelly Will Soon Be Taking Showers….Golden Showers!
Robert “King of R & Pee” Kelly is FINALLY going on trial for his sexual misconduct cases and other crap that he was charged with in like 1988 on the video we have all seen of him sexing up a lady. And peeing on her but besides that. I am just waiting for SOMEONE to finally put this nasty nigga in jail for SOMETHING! I mean I don’t care if it’s for constantly fucking Mr. Biggs women! That nigga needs prison time! Then, he will be braiding someone else’s hair…named Jaamal. After a little bit of tossed salad time:
I know I shouldn’t wish “tossed salad man” on anyone but fuck R. Kelly. I don’t even care how old the dumb bitch was anymore. That nasty, stupid nigga needs some fucking jailtime. He’ll come out of the closet…closet….closet!
Random Thought #2: Women Don’t Believe In Logic….OR RULES.
I am so sick of Hillary Clinton right now. It wouldn’t bug me so much if so many people (Mainly women hence the title of the Random Thought) weren’t being such retards about this situation. People are saying that Florida and Michigan voters are disenfranchised to which I say tough shit. Your party members AND officials knew the rules of administering primaries and by breaking the rules your vote doesn’t count. Sorry, THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THE PARTY. It is one thing to screw up voting or block voting but if you know that your vote doesn’t count and you break the rules ANY-FUCKING-WAY then you don’t deserve a cookie. You deserve a foot in the face for being an idiot. Flat out. As for Michigan, I really don’t give a fuck about you either but your votes should count but if you take names off a ballot then they shouldn’t. I am sorry, it is time for either a do-over (Which Hillary never says is a good idea for some reason, mainly because she is a fucktard) or they don’t count. It is the only way to not disenfranchise OBAMA voters THAT COULDN’T FUCKING VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HIS NAME OFF THE BALLOT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEIR PRIMARY BROKE THE RULES. Yet again, Hillary and her Legion of Clintonites never say anything about THAT shit because it doesn’t benefit them which is fine. It just shows that Hillary and her supporters are two faced asshats that will destroy their own party and force rules to be broken for their own benefit at the expense of the American Democratic voters and the party itself. Oh, and Bill PLEASE stop saying that Hillary is leading in the general election….which begins in fucking November. I don’t believe Hillary is leading the combined popular vote unless you add in Michigan & Florida (Officially the two dumbest states in the Union. Congrats Kentucky and West Virginia! You move up!) and of course discount the caucus states because THEIR votes don’t count. Hey, every vote counts as long as it helps you win right? Fucking morons.
Random Thought #3: Steven Byrne Is The New Funniest Man In America.
Seriously, why doesn’t this man have his own show with that Bobby Lee from MadTV?
Now THAT would be good TV.
Well, I am tired so I am about to head to bed. Countdown will be up tomorrow morning and Friday will odds are be PARTY TIME since there are no new movies out….except “Old Bitches In The City.” Man, I pray to the Dark Lord that movie doesn’t beat Iron Man. Seriously; I would rather see “Passion of Christ” with Evangelicals than see “Sex In The City.” No, that is not an exaggeration. If you see that movie, you should die and I don’t care who you are. Same thing I feel about people who went to see “Epic Movie”: Death is too good for you. Eh, life goes on. I am out.
Chachi Out.
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