What is up, people? I am back AGAIN and I am shocked that I am averaging about five posts a week for the year of 2008. At this rate, I would have the most posts I have ever done in a year and I have been at this since 2006. Maybe people will start reading this thing and I can REALLY get cooking.
So over the last few years on this blog I have posed some very interesting questions and gave a logical answer to each and despite the complaints from people (Read: women) that claim to be offended or just say I am wrong with no basis for their answer being correct (Which I have learned is the MO for any female between the ages of 21-30, niggas and bros) I can honestly say that I speak the truth to the hip youth. So today I have a new kind of post. I am going to look back on some of my older posed questions and see how well they hold weight and quite simply see if they are still right. So, everyone get your books and bring your fun hats because it is time for…
Learnin’ With Master Chief Captain Chachi: Teachers Edition Review!
Question #1: Are Women Smarter Than Zebras?
Answer Then: No
Answer Now: Pfft, they are lucky to outsmart gummi bears.
Now this was an argument that I posed to my Social Feminism (I believe that was the class, it was 2002 and my mind is sketchy) and I was vilified for my words but my statement was validated by their responses and actions. This was from the post and it was actually taken (Mostly) from the debate in class
“Let's look at this with a little bit of logic. Black men and white women don't hold hands in Alabama when possible. Gay college students stay away from frat parties wearing rainbows. White people stay out of New Orleans, D.C. and Detroit after midnight. Why? Because it is just logical and good common sense. In the jungle, how many times have you seen a zebra walk up to a lion and give it a kiss like Bugs Bunny gave Elmer Fudd? Never. Why? Because it's not good common sense. Are women smarter than zebras? Of course they are. So why do things that aren't safe for you?
That’s not a fair comparison, you say? You should be able to drink whenever and not have to worry about being groped or worse sexually assaulted? You say you should be able to have a good time without fearing for your safety? You know what? You are correct. You know what else? I don't like having to say this but tough shit. It's sad, but it’s the way things are. I'm a grown man but I was scared when I was in Mississippi. I was literally scared because of how people looked at me and the artifacts of racism that were in gas stations and restaurants (confederate flags, sambo statues, etc). Is that fair? That I should be afraid of being assaulted? No. But you know what, tough shit for me. It hurts me to say that, but at the same time, I want to live to be 30.”
Now I for one will admit that I have done some dumb ass things but at the end of the day I know what to do and what not to do. I know women love to say “well society should change” or “well, I don’t have to do what society tells me” or my FAVORITE “I don’t listen to this society.” Now in a perfect and completely anarchistic world those statements are valid and actually a great way to look at it as you do what makes you feel good. But there are things that make other people feel good that may make you feel bad. Like…rapes or lynching. Let’s not forget about the fag-drags. Now those acts are illegal but people WILL do them if you allow yourself to be put in that situation. Now no Black man in the south ASKED to be lynched (Although eyeballing the sweet, white sugar didn’t help anything) but the simple fact is that he was in the SOUTH. They were (Um….are) uneducated, racist fucktards that felt the need to validate themselves by oppressing and even killing those they thought were inferior. There are times when danger is about and it’s either morphin time or its fleeing time. It’s not a good time to try to convince the drunk dude that bought you a drink in the bar that you went home with of your “right to have a good time” while he is already on top of you. I am just saying.
What always confused me since that class (And to a MAJOR extent since this rant that I will touch on later) is that the older women get the more defiant they get about not wanting to just be smart. I UNDERSTAND that the world should be one way but it fucking isn’t. You have to take precautions to stay safe and sometimes that means not having that fourth Long Island Iced Teas and occasionally wearing some fucking panties. You don’t fight the power by deciding that you want to be able to dress how you want or drink yourself stupid. You try to change the way you perceived yourself amongst YOURSELVES first. The first step of a movement is finding out where you STAND and then you figure out from WHERE YOU STAND where you want the movement to take you. I mean do women really want it to be okay for them to be whores? Some do, most don’t the negative connotation of being considered one. Do women just want to be treated as equals and put on the same ground in terms of societal standards and standing? Many do, but there are a lot of you out there (And I know a few of you bitches) that don’t want the responsibility or the work of equality but want the power. You can’t ask for equality if you don’t know what equality IS. Ask niggas and their reparations bullshit. You know who pays that shit? ME because I have a fucking job! So I am paying reparations to myself. Great, I’m a fucking slave again.
This is off topic, but I take time to talk to old black men and women all the time. You know why? BECAUSE THERE ARE NO OLD FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE! Those that are out there did SOMETHING right because between the dogs, nooses, fire hoses and Tuskegee experiments I figured there wouldn’t be any Black people left! They obviously either did things to AVOID trouble or got in trouble and said “You know what? Fuck this marching alone shit; them crackers and they dogs kicked my ass! I am marching with The King!” In other words, being a solitary whore doesn’t create change. Being an organized society of skanks makes change! Man…I am fucking awesome!
In the end, I still believe that there are a good percentage of women that are smarter than zebras. When I say that it is to get a rise and make women think just like my tossing in of the Tuskegee experiments is to get a rise out of Black people to make some fucking changes. I hear about women talk about wanting to change the status quo all the time but unless you are going to do a societal version of a bloody coup d’état to make it so that you can fuck the Detroit Pistons starting five and not be a whore then it is fucking moot. Figure out what the norm is FOR YOU as women, then bring that to the masses as how you want society to perceive you. God, have any of you even LOOKED OR READ anything about Women’s Suffrage or any Civil Rights Movements? Gawd.
Question #2: Is Chivalry Still Dead?
Answer Then: Yes
Answer Now: No, just the appreciation of it.
Now this is one thing I never really understood until I just flat out asked the sexes what they thought chivalry was and why it is dead. I stated this a few months ago, but I believe this should be noted as fact from this point on:
“The reason chivalry is dead is because women see chivalry as dependence while men see chivalry as ownership.”
That makes PERFECT sense when you add in the viewpoints of the sexes. Every woman I have asked has said that chivalry is “lame” because “I don’t need someone to do something for me.” Yet, women in the club will rarely turn down a drink because…you are all lushes and looking for attention. Nothing wrong with that. Now MEN on the other hand don’t perform acts of chivalry because they also think its “lame” and “I’m not doing that for a woman that I’m not having sex with.” No shit, three dudes said that to me.
So I try to add this all up and I realize that people really don’t understand the intent. The intent of chivalry at its core isn’t to show dominance for men or dependence for women. Because guess what: chivalry initially was about MANNERS. There is chivalry toward men (Allowing another to pass in a non-submissive manner, salutations) and even women to men. So it isn’t about Uke and seme (HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yaoi reference….I am on a roll tonight) as much as it is about being a person with manners and some FUCKING HOME TRAINING. I open doors, let people pass and pull chairs because I was taught to and it is the right thing to do. If you are a woman and you see it as lame and someone trying take away your independence then you are a dumb bitch and expect the least from people. Congratulations, hope you know how to take a punch. If you are a man and you think it is lame and not worth doing ever because if you do it you better get some poontang then you are a fucktard. Most women that cannot accept simple acts of random kindness or manners are usually whores (Or quasi-feminists who think everyone is trying to fuck them with no one is) and likely will give you the gift of a wed-locked child or herpes. Or BOTH.
Man, I am a total dick but I am also totally right. On that note, it is bedtime. I will try to be back up tomorrow with something new or at least a re-do of an old rant. Cant be going to bed at 2:30am for no reason anymore because I am SPENT in the mornings. Peace out, ya’ll.
Chachi Out.
