I’m back, and better than ever! Well, it is Friday again (WHOO-HOO!) and 300 is out tonight! The Host is also playing in Denver, thinking about heading up and pulling a double-dip. Well before that, the peeps know what time it is. It is time for the…
CHACHI TOP 20 VIDEO COUNTDOWN!!
Let’s get started!
20. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend (New Entry)
Okay, I know what you are thinking. Well, here is a little known fact: I liked Avril Lavigne’s second album. I admit, what wanna fight about it? I also liked ‘Falling Down’ and ‘Things I’d Never Say’ as well so I have a track record of secretly listening to Avril. Well…this song is WAY TOO CATCHY. Oh, and the video is kinda hot. Okay, very hot.
19. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #15)
So The Snowman has almost melted. Jeezy is on his way out of the Countdown and it was a pretty good run (two weeks at #2) for him. Hell, I even dig ‘Go Getta’ (still the illest beat out right now aside from DJ Khalied’s “We’re Taking Over”) but it has R.Kelly. And FUCK R.KELLY!
18. Monkey Majik feat m-flo – Picture Perfect (Last Week #20)
Monkey Majik moves up two spots this week! I just got their discography so far and I must say I am rather impressed. Not too bad for Canadians. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I love Canadians. Bret Hart’s Canadian and I would punch a small child if he told me to. Really Bret, just say the word. SERIOUSLY.
17. Justin Timberlake – What Goes Around, Comes Around (Last Week #18)
So the rumor is true. J-Tim DID dis Prince and that is NOT COOL. Prince is to music what Street Fighter II is to fighting games. The greatest of all fricking time. Because of that, combined with the awesomeness of this video, he moves up one spot. Wanted to take this out but…you know…Scarlett is kind of hot.
16. Halcali – Look (Last Week #11)
The ladies of Halcali fall five big spots and are on the verge of falling off of the Countdown. It has been a hella long time since Bacon was released (Yes that is the name of their album) and I haven’t seen hide nor hair of a video for ‘Lights, Camera, Action’ yet. Quit teasing!!
15. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #13, #1 for three weeks)
Damn, Ms. Furtado is STILL hanging around! Yet, I still watch this video rather often and this song is on every MP3 mix I make. This is now officially the biggest video of the year so far and the longest reigning video ever on the Countdown! Now, for another record breaker…
14. Home Made Kazoku – Nagaraboshi ~Shooting Star~ (New Entry)
Home Made Kazkou makes a HUGE splash in their first entry into the Countdown by themselves! They charted last year with May J, Pushim and Rhymester but they make a splash with this kickass closing theme from Naruto: Shippuuden. I just got this video Wednesday (Thanks to Roxanne at Jpop N Kpop for this one! I owe you BIG TIME!) and you KNOW the mp3 is on the iPod! This is also the highest debut EVER by a new entry (UVERworld debuted at #15 in November) and it is well deserved. J-pop fan or not, this is good music right here.
13. UVERworld – Zero no Kotae (Last Week #16)
Speaking of good music! UVERworld moves up another three spots this week! Two weeks and counting until the ‘D-Technolife’ intro hits Adult Swim! Trust me, if you watch Bleach you will be blown the fuck away by that song. Well worth staying up until the ASSCRACK OF DAWN IF YOU LIVE IN COLORADO! 1am?! Bullshit. Anyway, good stuff peeps.
12. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #6, #1 for three weeks, Plunge of the Week)
First, the bad news. Yui falls a staggering SIX SPOTS out of the Top 10 for the first time since December. I have said it once I will say it again; this song acoustic is mind-blowing. Ladies with acoustic guitars are H-A-W-T. Don’t feel bad Yui fans…
11. Yui – CHE.R.RY (Last Week #14)
…Because the good news is Yui is a step away from the Top 10 again with another video! So I got this single a few days ago and yeah. Yui’s voice rules. I got a video of kind of an Unplugged show and she seems like a nice young lady. Speaking of Unplugged….I like Korn’s Unplugged show. Watching it now and yeah it kicks ass. Nothing to do with Yui, but still check it out. We enter the Top 10!
10. Hinoi Team – Dancin’ and Dreamin’ (Last Week #12)
And what a way to enter! Whoa, that is not innuendo laden. Just sounds like it. The ladies of Hinoi Team break into the Top 10 for the first time! Making up for not being able to have ‘Now And Forever’ on here because…you know. If you don’t know, I wont tell you. Anyway, congrats!
9. Game feat. Kanye West – Wouldn’t Get Far (Last Week #10)
The Game moves up another spot this week with his third video on the Countdown! With the ‘Hyphy Movement’ not taking off like I thought it would (The Pack FUCKING SUCKS) The Game is the only real rapper from the West Coast making noise. Aside Snoop and that nigga can kiss my ass. I said it. Fuck him. They cancel Undergrads but Doggy-Fizzle and that Nick Cannon show get syndication or picked up for a second season?! Eat if, assholes! Sorry…I gets mad sometimes.
8. T.I. feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry, & B.G. – Top Back (Remix) [Last Week #5, two weeks at #1]
T.I. falls back three spots this week after holding down the Number One spot for half a month. Have you seen the Chevy commercial where Black people crash a NASCAR event? Part of me wants to be happy, the other part wants to cry. NASCAR sucks ass and is hella boring. Hmm…hip hop sucks ass and is hella boring. Shit, lets mash them up like mashed potatoes and peas!
7. TERIYAKI BOYZ feat Kanye West – I Still Love H.E.R. (Last Week #8)
Go VERBAL, it’s your birthday! The Boyz move up a spot and close in on the Top Five! Also, Kanye West is working on his next album and reports are (RUMORS!) that the TERIYAKI BOYZ will be on it. Can I get a fuck yeah? Fuck yeah.
6. Bennie K – 1001 Nights (Last Week #9)
So I got the single the other day (Once again, thank you Roxanne. I owe you a Coke or something) and all I can say is that ‘Echo’ kicks EVEN MORE ASS than this song does. Here is to hoping there is another Bennie K album sooner than later. And to hoping that Cico decides to show off her hips a little bit more. She has some movement in the backcourt if you get my drift. Man, how many innuendos can I create for shaking hips?
5. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #3)
NOOOOOO!! May J falls two more spots this week. She does stay in the Top 5 though. I am WAITING for a new video from you, woman! Why do you ignore me?! I mean, I stopped leaving the notes and gave you back your puppy! If that doesn’t say love what the hell does?! Dammit…
4. John Legend – PDA (We Just Don’t Care) (Last Week #7)
Yeah, you know it. John Legend does a little bit of a leapfrog and hops into the Top 5 for the third time, tying UVERworld. This is one of the few love songs I like right now (not emotional, actual love songs that make me want to talk to the opposite sex) and it is a doozy. Good stuff by Mr. Legend as usual. No, into the Top Three!
3. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (Last Week #4)
How does Paula Abdul 2.1 keep fucking surviving on American Idol?! MOTHERFUCKERS VOTED OFF SUNDANCE INSTEAD OF HIM!! Fuck you, America. Fuck you. You can’t ruin this. Daughtry makes the Top Three with his first video EVER! No first time artist has ever made it this high (Yui had two videos before Rolling Star in case you wanted to question that)! And even though he didn’t win American Idol (which has proven that Democracy doesn’t work) he is a winner here and that is all that matters!
2. Evanescence – Lithium (Last Week #2)
Amy Lee and company stand pat at Number Two this week. This seems AWFULLY familiar. These guys got caught behind the juggernaught that was John Legend’s Save Room and couldn’t take the top spot. Well, with Evanescence at number two that means there is a returning champ at Number One…
1. Namie Amuro – Baby Don’t Cry (Last Week #3, #1 for two weeks)
Evanescence, meet the juggernaught. Namie Amuro may have a vice-grip on the Top Spot after all! I still jam on this song and the video, in all its simplicity, is freaking brilliant. Great video, great song and two time champ. Congrats, Namie!
Well, that is all for today. Douchebrawl is still going on so let your vote be counted! The Suckass Sixteen ends on Sunday night so get your choices in! Also, be sure to see 300 tonight! Spartans rule, everyone else DROOLS! Until Sunday night, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out!
