Morning, peeps! It is a beautiful Monday here in the Centennial State and….yeah it still sucks. At least its only three days until Thanksgiving! The day the Indiana Hoosiers were defeated by the Pilgrims for the NCAA Turkey Title. Or something along the lines of that, I really never listened to the story. I would ask an Indian, but you know…there are none. ZING!
So this weekend was uneventful for the most part aside from the Michigan/Ohio State game. I was wrong in my prediction about the special teams, as Ginn and Breaston were non-factors in the punt/kick return game. Even though Michigan lost, respect to Mike Hart. He took some MAN-SIZED HITS on Saturday and kept on getting up and laying a few of his own. That deserves a ‘big ups’ because that was a physical game, despite the score. Not like it matters, there will be a rematch on January 8th anyway. Just kidding, I don’t think that will happen.
So it is time for this weeks installment of…
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES TO THE MOVIES!!!
Well, this weekend the temporary AB2 members (Nolan, Zach, Nick and I) checked out Happy Feet. First off, I am not a fan of kids. However, they don’t need to see military recruitment commercials before a kid’s movie. The last thing kids should be wanted to do is bear arms for their country. They should be bearing arms for their country, but in Call Of Duty or Halo 2. Or to a better extent, Gears of War. Man, I need a 360 NOW! Anyway, back to the movie. Lets run this down:
Hugh Jackman singing (Yes, Wolverine can sing)
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Brittney Murphy (Never been a fan of her voice. Sorry)
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Robin Williams as a Hispanic character (Ramon muy es bueno!)
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Lack of ACTUAL latin characters
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A Spanish rendition of Frank Sinatra’s My Way (FUCK YES!)
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Nicole Kidman singing (LOVE her voice, hate her body. Sorry, she makes my penis soft)
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Fat Joe as a penguin (Funniest thing I have seen all year!)
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Boogie Wonderland (Greatest. Dance song. Ever)
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A Great Movie!
As kids movies go, the producers stuck in a lot of adult humor (innuendo…in YOUR endo!!) and sight gags that kids may or may not get. Seeing as how they watch the MTV now I am sure they have seen worse. However that being said, the animation of the dance numbers and the movie in general is enough to go. Although the benchmark for animation has been set by Advent Children (the movie was bad, but the animation was the best EVER) this movie was pretty damn good. The voice-acting was good albeit over the top in come cases (I am looking right at Robin Williams, although he was HILARIOUS as Ramon) but all-in-all, the movie was a great watch even with the lame ass enviournmental ending. Oh, and Elijah Wood is a fucktard in animated form as well. My god, I loathe his existence. Even still, he couldn’t spoil this movie (and he tried, boy did he try with his ‘acting’) and it is well worth the watch. Chachi gives this movie…
An 8 out of 10!
(A great watch, a little low-brow and self-indulgent but still worth the watch. Aside from Cars, the best cartoon movie of the year.)
Well, the year is wrapping up which means I will FINALLY be finishing up The Chachi’s! I told you I would do it! The categories are the same but there will be new nominees. I will work on it odds are Friday with Zach, Nick and Nolan to have it up on Monday. Oh, and before I go I just picked up the Civil War #5 and wow. Tony Stark got SERVED. Man, Daredevil just made up for his shitty movie with one line. Well, that is all for now. Stay up, peeps. I will be back soon, hopefully tomorrow or Wednesday.
Live, Laugh and Love.
