Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Well, By 2009 We Will Be Back To The Plan-fucking-Tation

Um....let me get this straight. They cancel:

- Roc
- Frank's Place
- Homeboyz In Outerspace
- Red 'n' Meth (NOOOOOOO!)
- That Wanda Sykes show (I think thats what it was called)
- Girlfriends (Which was dumb as shit but at least the women on there could read and didn't "Pop, Drop & Lock It")
- Class of 3000 (Not sure if its cancelled, but I havent seen it in a while. Coolest show on Cartoon Network not featuring a talking milkshake or a self-loathing Black man)


Well, Ward Connerly is pretty self hating but still. For those of you who DONT know who he is, he is the cocksucking, light-skinned asshat that said "Supporting segregation need not be racist. One can believe in segregation and believe in equality of the races."

WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKY?!

But I digress. My issue isn’t with this cockslot, my issue is with this. FLAVOR FLAV GETTING HIS OWN FUCKING SITCOM?! About being a fucking jiggabo?! Now I know a lot of people don’t know what that means. Just think Nelly with Black face and a bale of cotton while singing “I Wish I Were In Dixie.” I mean “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” was funny and had substance. This show couldn’t be any less funny if they had a dude that wanted to fuck hamsters. They had one in Ebichu and it actually was funny as hell. Beastiality is a hard joke to make work.

Anyway….why is Flavor Flav getting his own fucking sitcom about this shit? Well, why complain. Can’t be any worse than this:

Pick that cotton NIGGEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I love me the massa! Yes, I's do!

(UPDATE....Because I am still pissed off)

Yeah, that is offensive. It was meant to be. Happy Black History Month! Be sure to go out and thank a Black person for...um....not robbing you or something. We will get you back in March!

Anyway, new blog today about how much I hate Black people that allow the porch monkey, watermelon eating, spear chucking, shucking and jiving stereotypes to live on and get put on TV. Thank you, Flava Flav. You officially moved the movement back to the beginning of the Tuskegee Experiments. Herpes for all! If you dont get it, read a fucking book. *Sigh* Is this what my granddad sgot sprayed with hoses and attacked by dogs for?! Is this the thanks he gets for getting ran out of Arkansas for trying to fucking vote?! Or eyeballing a white woman either way its FUCKED UP.

Oh, and this is rather funny:

In the way that a gypsy tossing a baby at you to pick your pocket funny but still. I am going to bed. Massa dont want me late to work in the field no mo'. That cotton aint gon pick itself!

Sorry to those that are offended....but DAMMIT! C'mon, Flav! You were in Public Enemy! Bass in yo' face! Not watermelon! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I will be back on Friday for the Countdown.

Diddy Out