Okay, how in the fuck could you have never seen "Big Trouble In Little China?!" I had some team building event after work (which meant free vodka and wine at the company's expense so you know I was all about that shit) and we played the "if you could only have two albums & two movies on an island, what would they be" and of course my albums were:
1. Prince - Purple Rain Soundtrack (Game.....Blouses)
2. Bryan Adams - Waking Up The Neighbours
Fuck yeah. And of COURSE the movies were:
1. The Big Lebowski (The Chinaman is not the issue!)
2. Big Trouble In Little China
Greatest movie segment EVER, bitches. If you dont like this movie, you suck balls. End of discussion. Needless to say, only one person had ever seen the fucking movie. Keep in mind that everyone was over the age of 40 in the discussion except for me so you kind of have to expect it from that audience but as Zach said, THE MOVIE IS 20 FUCKING YEARS OLD! Better than "Terms of Endearment" for fucks sake.
And the Beatles suck, ESPECIALLY JOHN LENNON. Many people agree with me on this (mainly anyone that isnt atonal & high born after 1975) and they will always be far behind The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin and all the Jacksons sans Tito and Jermaine's greasy ass. It was a 12 on 1 arguement and they could only name one song that was coherant and (actually good) Paul fucking wrote it ("Hey Jude" which is marginally better than "I Got My Mind Set On You" I must admit). We all know.....Paul is the least sucky of the bunch but he still sucks it dry. Did you SEE the Super Bowl? If it aint Prince it aint right. Let's go crazy, bitches!
Countdown may be late. Let this be known....NEW #1 VIDEO!!!
Chachi Out
