What is up, peeps! It has been a few days (Shorter with Blogger peeps) but I am back and I have a short recap of the weekend of the best anime con…in the state….in the fall. NDK has come and gone and to give a quick wrap up here is….
The Chronicles of Nan Desu Kan 2008!
1. The Straw Hat Pirates TAKE OVER: After being recruited into the Straw Hat Pirates….wait, before I begin, here are the Straw Hat Pirates:
2. ONE PIECE MOTHER FUCKERS!: So, back to the awesomeness. After being recruited as the Commander in Chef (Unofficial title) of the Straw Hat Pirates, we went on a mission to recruit new members to our merry band of rag-tag swashbucklers. After recruiting an Englishman, a dude dressed as a chick (Which ruined Zach’s night for about 10 minutes), a sword wielding rabbit (USAGI YOJIMBO, BITCHES! WHAT!) and a dancing banana (Yes, THAT banana) we stormed the halls of NDK with the grandest song a pirate ever sang: “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. We also brought along a videographer and if you are reading this PLEASE post our merry adventure on YouTube. All thirty plus members stormed the rave to find out….that room was fricking hot as hell. Pirates specialize on water. WATER! So we decided to go our own ways. But let us not forget the thirty five or so minutes when the Straw Hats ruled the world. About as long as William Henry Harrison was president. Good times.
3. Caramelldansen Line!!!:
4. Hitting Up The Ramen Joint: That was some good ass eating right there at Urishima (I believe). I am totally going to head back now that I know where it is.
5. NDK Got Rickroll’d!: Yeah Zach, a Cloud (I’m sorry if I forgot your name. There were like four Cloud’s MINIMUM) and I totally Rickroll’d the hotel. Then it got broken up because we were blocking something or other but hey, it’s about the love of the music.
6. Suffering Bastards: Getting me FUCKED UP since 2007. I swear man; Von could end all wars with those things. They would be too tore up to fight! Also I still have some soju and plum wine left over that I didn’t drink. May have to take that stuff to Copper’s for movie night.
7. The Chef Returns, Children!: Yeah, I actually thought about who to be for NDK long and hard and since I was NOT going to be Mr. Popo and being Barrett while running around with Tuxedo Mask would have looked a tad bit weird I decided to be Chef from South Park. Kind of a stretch for anime but at the same time….I WAS NOT GOING TO BE MISTER FUCKING POPO!
Fuck no. Being Chef was fun as it let me break out into song at random which quite simply is fucking awesome. Name one bad thing that ever came from breaking out in song at random intervals? NOTHING. Good times had by me.
8. I Am SO Not Gel’n: My feet hurt like a mother fucker. Well, just one foot. Walking around the hotel in those fucking chef shoes for 10+ hours a day for two days did WONDERS on the balls of my feet. Just fucking awesome. Like being raped in the foot. Is that even possible?
9. A Stranger Is Just A Friend That Hasn’t Raped You: Meeting new people is priceless. Especially when you are either too drunk or too vacant to remember who they are the next day. So to Mike and Darren (I THINK those were their names) I saw WASSUP, FOOLS! NDK 4 LIFE and the whatnot.
Well, a lot of stuff happened from the karaoke (Humpty Dance…you know it) to the F2T (Whom I avoided at all cost lest I get “V&”) all I can say is that I had a total blast. Can’t wait until next year when I knuckle up and be Barrett. *Sigh* we will have a Black president before we have a cool Black anime character. AND FUCK MR. POPO! It is good to be back, peeps. More up soon, but until then stay up. And happy birthday to me:
Chachi Out.
