So I am back once again. I am real under-promising and over-delivering but sometimes I just get in the mood to post. First off, can I just say that when you are walking down the street and you walk through a CLOUD that you are too fucking high up? That was just a really…surreal moment I had when that happened. I was defying gravity! Kind of. Okay, not at all.
It’s time for some random musings….
Chachi’s Random Thoughts!
Random Thought #1: Frank Calindo IS NOT FUNNY.
Okay, I know that white men around the world love this worthless fucker because he does a good John Madden impersonation. Well, first off he doesn’t. There is only ONE good John Madden impersonation:
Oddly enough, it was the only funny bit on MadTV EVER. Frank Calindo joins the long line of comedians/actors/fucktards like Dane Cook, Nick Cannon and Andy Milanakis that for some reason people think are funny for just being stupid. Now it is one thing to be irreverent (ATHF, Half Baked, Pootie Tang) but it is another to just be plain unfunny. And since we live in a country where West Virginians are actually are allowed to take time out of their busy schedules of being fellated by their cousins (Or if you are REAL West Virginians…your sister) to VOTE shows that we aren’t the brightest country out there. Seeing as how we as have to actually count the views of the lowest common denominator there is no doubt that some fucktard somewhere would find this dumb fuck talking about a “turducken” funny. I mean I am a fat fuck but even I don’t want any parts of the turducken. And I am the guy that worked with The Hoag to make grilled cheese corndog sandwiches.
Chachi’s Random Thought #2: Ash Was The Worst Pokemon Trainer….EVER.
You know, Ash wanted to train Pokemon. He wanted to be the best. Like no one ever was. That was his real test, and to train them was his cause. And yet….how many fucking Pokemon did he have? Six? THERE ARE A HUNDRED AND FIFTY OR MORE TO SEE! Not only did he only have six Pokemon, those things were little fuckers. Didn’t Charmander evolve and set him on fire like ten times? Didn’t his Squirtle give him a little “squirtle” in his shoes a few times? Don’t even get me started on that arrogant fuck Pikachu. Not only did that little yellow bastard not evolve into a Raichu, he was a total fuckstick about it. The little bastard wanted to stay a Pikachu forever, which pretty much makes him a molester like Michael Jackson when he hits his 40’s. He will have little Pikachu’s at his house drinking “Pika Punch” and sleeping in his Pokeball he makes them jangle HIS pokeballs. Now Zach brought up to me that it isn’t Ash’s fault because Pokemon keep repopulating and creating new species like…every season or so. Well, maybe it is time for some population control. The Indians did it with the buffalo and the White man did it with the Indians. Now the only time we see them are as mascots or in wrestling. Where they belong because I want muscles like Chief Wahoo McDaniel. His dumb ass couldn’t even catch a Psyduck:
There are four Psyduck’s just chilling at Target right now trying to figure out the difference between Hydrox and Oreos! You can catch one right now! Ash sucks. Worst Pokemon trainer since Mike Vick. Damn shame what those bulldogs did to that Ninetails. Should have stayed in the fucking ball!
Well, I am all out of thoughts for now. I am having the motions of the brain moving in ways that an idea is formed. Yes…..it will be awesome. Until I return, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out!
