So today is the day. The day that will define the course of the world as we know it. The day that well tell us the direction movies will take from this day forward. Today is the day….to catch the robots in disguise.
Tonight at 8pm I will be sitting in the theater…watching trailers. However after the eventual Harry Potter (which I will see), Simpsons (which I will also see) and Hitman WHICH WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS…
…god, that looks fucking sweet. To make it even better, Uwe Boll has been issued a restraining order to stay at least 100 feet from this movie which means it may be the best video game movie ever not named “The Wizard” (You make money off of little kids, you miserable jerk! YA OUGHTA BE SHOT!). Anyway, tonight I will be viewing the movie that will create a paradigm shift in the way that movies about giant robots that transform into vehicles (or animals, planets, sneakers and household appliances). Transformers must not suck, lest I go on a rampage by the theater and beat anyone within arms length with a wooden sword. Which I don’t WANT to do, but I will spend 10 years in Chino to get my point across to Michael Bay. You fuck this up; I will piss on your cat. That is from the heart.
I will try to be back up tomorrow with a review, but until then stay up.
Chachi Out.
