Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The Dawson's A Daddy!!

Morning, peeps! First off, I want to say I was dead wrong about my prediction. Seriously, exactly 4 hours after I made that claim, Katie popped out a bouncing baby girl. Which makes Tom Cruise the happiest step-pappy in America. It's been a good year for Tom. First, he was the runaway winner in Douchebrawl 2006 and earned the right to have Douchebrawl 2007 named after him. Now he had the second coming of Xemu and he couldn't be any prouder. Congrats, Tom! Now I'm sure you are shocked by how I have responded to this. After about nine moths of ripping Tom and Katie (mainly Tom), you figured I would be a lot meaner? Well, what can I say. I am a sucker for a baby.

Damn it, Zach. I spent a good 15 months ignoring Paris Hilton's whorish existence (DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?!) and then you had to bring her up yesterday. Then I heard she was creating a CELL PHONE GAME. Combine that with the album (which she has been threatening the public with for about as long as Bin Laden has been threatening a second 9/11) and the cartoon and ignoring that bitch just became harder. Anyone know the predator of a grasshopper?

Hells yeah, 45 more minutes until I get M-Flo Live at Budokan, fools! Shaping up to be a pretty kick ass day. Speaking of kick ass, the new Tomb Raider is not too shabby. Check this out:

Bweh heh, would have been funnier with the Benny Hill theme song.

Anyone remember when MTV didn't play videos from Black artists? Well, it seems that because they pimp out rides and play 50 Cent (I think, I haven't watched anything on MTV that didn't involve Veronica from the Real World for more than half an hour in about 2 years) that they are the AUTHORITIES in Hip-Hop because they can list the top 10 emcees of all-time and actually think it means jack shit. This is the Ultimate MTV Top Ten Emcees of All Time. Be still, peeps:

10. LL Cool J
9. Eminem
8. Ice Cube
7. Big Daddy Kane
6. KRS-One
5. Nas
4. Rakim
3. Notorious B.I.G.
2. Tupac
1. Jay-Z

Okay. As one who has listened (not LIKED, listened) to Hip-Hop since at least 1985 I can say that....this is bullshit. First off, you have seven rappers from about a 30 mile radius of New York. I know everyone says Hip-Hop started in New York but think about it. America popularized baseball, but is the best baseball player from America? Arguably in Barry Bonds, but I put Albert Pujols and Manny Ramirez ahead of him right now. Sometimes, you can't just go with the popular pick. Secondly, it is nigh impossible to rate emcees as far as talent goes because everyone is different. Comparing The Beatles and The Rolling Stones is pointless because they are DIFFERENT STYLES OF MUSIC, albeit the same genre of rock! Who is better: Jordan or Magic? You can make cases for both because they played different styles of basketball. Same for emcees, its not a box you can just say one is best. Hell, two of them died before 28. Then you have L.L. Cool J's old ass. I think that he is the Cal Ripken of hip hop. He holds no records of significance except for longevity. Eh, just had to get that out.

Well, Chachi is about to get some breakfast and head out. Oh, and 30 minutes until M-Flo goodness. Hells yeah. Stay up peeps.

Chachi out.

(Update: I put a skin I got on www.BlogSkins.com as my template. Had to change some sizing, but all in all, it kicks the ass. Great work by Nadare, keep it up. Let me know if you like it, peeps. I think it's kind of busy, but that's just me.)