Good morning, peeps! It has been a while AGAIN but I can't stay away for long. It was an eventful first half of the week with the ass-whooping that Florida laid on Ohio State on Monday. I wasnt shocked at the win or the score (I knew if OSU didnt get their shit together that Florida would run circles around them), I just hate Florida. It is a Georgia thing, I guess.
Well peeps, the time has come. I have talked about it and now it is time to DELIVA!! I give to you...
THE FINALIZED CHACHI AWARDS!!!
Yeah, you know it. And the nominess are....
Music
Male Artist of the Year (Domestic)
T.I.
Justin Timberlake
Daniel Powter
John Legend
Big Boi
Female Artist of the Year (Domestic)
Mary J. Blige
Nelly Furtado
Jojo
Shakira
Ciara
Group of the Year (Domestic)
All American Rejects
Evanesence
The Fray
Three Days Grace
Rascal Flatts
Male Artist of the Year (Forgien)
Bi (Rain)
Se7en
M-Flo
Ken Hirai
Female Artist of the Year (Forgien)
Kumi Koda
Hyori Lee
Bennie K
A.I.
BoA
Ayumi Hamasaki
Group of the Year (Forgien)
Flow
UVERworld
Beat Crusaders
Orange Range
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Soul’d Out
Male Artist of the Year (Overall)
Bi (Rain)
T.I.
John Legend
Daniel Powter
Justin Timberlake
Female Artist of the Year (Overall)
Mary J. Blige
Kumi Koda
Shakira
Bennie K
Nelly Furtado
Group of the Year (Overall)
RBD (Rebelde)
UVERworld
The Fray
Evanesence
Flow
Rascal Flatts
Best New Artist (Overall)
Yui
Young Dro
May J.
Ne-Yo
Daniel Powter
Video/Song of the Year (Overall)
John Legend – Save Room
UVERworld - Chance
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean – Hips Don’t Lie
T.I. – What You Know
M-Flo loves Emi Hinouchi and Ryohei – Summer Time Love
Daniel Powter – Bad Day
Movies
Best Male Performance
Jet Li – Fearless
Johnny Depp – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Aaron Eckart – Thank You For Smoking
Samuel L. Jackson – Snakes On A Plane
Allen Covert – Grandma’s Boy
Sacha Baron Cohen – Borat: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
Best Female Performance
Kiera Knightly - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Kate Bosworth – Superman Returns
Rosario Dawson – Clerks II
Linda Cardellini – Grandma’s Boy
Kate Beckensale – Underworld: Evolution
Natalie Portman – V For Vendetta
Worst Movie of the Year
Nacho Libre
An Inconvenient Truth
Miami Vice
Saw III
The Omen
Jackass #2
Biggest Disappointment of the Year (Not Bad, Just Not Up To The Hype)
X-Men 3: United
Superman Returns
Talladega Nights
Ergon
Surprise of the Year (Movie I Expected To Suck That Kicked Ass)
Accepted
Cars
Silent Hill
Happy Feet
Little Miss Sunshine
Best Movie of the Year
Accepted
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Thank You For Smoking
Clerks II
Grandma’s Boy
Borat: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
Snakes On A Plane
People
First Annual Gackt Bishie of the Year (Hottest Male)
Johnny Depp (Quirky, but so fine Bishie)
Chris Leak (National Champion QB with the dreamy eyes Bishie)
Matthew McConaughey (Rugged Texan Bishie)
Bi (Rain) [K-Pop Superstar Bishie]
T.I. (ATL Thug Bishie)
Justin Timberlake (The Original Bishie)
Well peeps, the time has come. I have talked about it and now it is time to DELIVA!! I give to you...
THE FINALIZED CHACHI AWARDS!!!
Yeah, you know it. And the nominess are....
Music
Male Artist of the Year (Domestic)
T.I.
Justin Timberlake
Daniel Powter
John Legend
Big Boi
Female Artist of the Year (Domestic)
Mary J. Blige
Nelly Furtado
Jojo
Shakira
Ciara
Group of the Year (Domestic)
All American Rejects
Evanesence
The Fray
Three Days Grace
Rascal Flatts
Male Artist of the Year (Forgien)
Bi (Rain)
Se7en
M-Flo
Ken Hirai
Female Artist of the Year (Forgien)
Kumi Koda
Hyori Lee
Bennie K
A.I.
BoA
Ayumi Hamasaki
Group of the Year (Forgien)
Flow
UVERworld
Beat Crusaders
Orange Range
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Soul’d Out
Male Artist of the Year (Overall)
Bi (Rain)
T.I.
John Legend
Daniel Powter
Justin Timberlake
Female Artist of the Year (Overall)
Mary J. Blige
Kumi Koda
Shakira
Bennie K
Nelly Furtado
Group of the Year (Overall)
RBD (Rebelde)
UVERworld
The Fray
Evanesence
Flow
Rascal Flatts
Best New Artist (Overall)
Yui
Young Dro
May J.
Ne-Yo
Daniel Powter
Video/Song of the Year (Overall)
John Legend – Save Room
UVERworld - Chance
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean – Hips Don’t Lie
T.I. – What You Know
M-Flo loves Emi Hinouchi and Ryohei – Summer Time Love
Daniel Powter – Bad Day
Movies
Best Male Performance
Jet Li – Fearless
Johnny Depp – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Aaron Eckart – Thank You For Smoking
Samuel L. Jackson – Snakes On A Plane
Allen Covert – Grandma’s Boy
Sacha Baron Cohen – Borat: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
Best Female Performance
Kiera Knightly - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Kate Bosworth – Superman Returns
Rosario Dawson – Clerks II
Linda Cardellini – Grandma’s Boy
Kate Beckensale – Underworld: Evolution
Natalie Portman – V For Vendetta
Worst Movie of the Year
Nacho Libre
An Inconvenient Truth
Miami Vice
Saw III
The Omen
Jackass #2
Biggest Disappointment of the Year (Not Bad, Just Not Up To The Hype)
X-Men 3: United
Superman Returns
Talladega Nights
Ergon
Surprise of the Year (Movie I Expected To Suck That Kicked Ass)
Accepted
Cars
Silent Hill
Happy Feet
Little Miss Sunshine
Best Movie of the Year
Accepted
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Thank You For Smoking
Clerks II
Grandma’s Boy
Borat: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN
Snakes On A Plane
People
First Annual Gackt Bishie of the Year (Hottest Male)
Johnny Depp (Quirky, but so fine Bishie)
Chris Leak (National Champion QB with the dreamy eyes Bishie)
Matthew McConaughey (Rugged Texan Bishie)
Bi (Rain) [K-Pop Superstar Bishie]
T.I. (ATL Thug Bishie)
Justin Timberlake (The Original Bishie)
First Annual Salma Hayek Hawt Tottie of the Year (Hottest Lady)
Shakira
Esther Baxter
Jessica Biel
Vida Guerra
Kelly Hu
Dulce Maria
You + Me = Jailtime! (Underage Lady That Needs To Stop Teasing Me! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!)
Jojo
Hayden Panettiere
Alyson Michalka
Hinoi Team
Sigh…I’d Hit That (Women I Wouldn’t Let Meet My Mom, But I’d SO WRECK THAT! After she passes an STD test)
Kumi Koda
Let’s face it; Kumi Koda is kind of a skank. I RARELY say that (hell, unless its Paris Hilton I have never said it) about women but c’mon. You saw what she did to the bottle, peeps. NOT COOL. Even still…with some penicillin…I’d hit that.
Christina Milian
She dated Nick Cannon. His assitude is contagious. Screw catching an STD, I might get N.I.C.K. by getting it one with her. Yet…she is just so nice. And pretty. BUT NICK CANNON! FUCK, THE QUANDRY THIS IS!!
Scarlett Johanssen
Anyone that has sex with Benicio Del Toro (in an ELEVATOR NO LESS if the rumors are true) has lice, crabs and psyphilAIDS Simplex GTO. Even still…she is quite nice. Happy times with Scarlett would be worth three shots a day and a cream, I guess.
Lindsay Lohan
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!! Alright…I know I have said some mean things about Lindsay since our break up (or restraining order, whatever you want to call it) and a lot of them were justified. I mean Wilmer Valderamma? N***a please. Even still, there is always a place in my heart for her after Mean Girls. And if she accepts, there is a place in my cupboard for several pills and creams because if I hit that I would need it.
Lo Pan Badass of the Year (Now no one can compare to Lo Pan in terms of badassitude, but these were the take no shit people of 2006)
Iron Man (Civil War)
I know he thinks he is doing the right thing with the Superhero Registration Act. However, the man cloned Thor, broke Captian America’s jaw and sent the Hulk into space. After years of being a drunkard in a suit Tony Stark is FINALLY becoming a badass.
Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report)
You have seen the show. If you haven’t…you are a moron. This show is awesome and he even picked up a guitar and challenged the Decemberists to a thrash off. Why? Because he is that fucking badass. Oh, and his gravitas is bigger than yours.
Superboy Prime (Infinite Crisis)
No words. Just go the Barnes and Noble or Borders and take a look at Infinite Crisis Issues 3,4,5. I’ll wait. You back? You see how many people this dude killed. ON ACCIDENT? Yeah, lake how he was locked in a box around a red sun, but he will be back. And he finally got rid of that shitty ass Superboy.
Samoa Joe (TNA)
Yeah, no words again. Look at this.
Nuff said.
And there you have it, peeps! Those are the nominees and your votes are recommended! I will have the presentation of The Chachi's on Sunday, January 21st! Tune in to the post!
Until then, stay up peeps! I will be back on Friday with the new Top 20 Countdown because the odds are we will get some snow all weekend. Damn El Nino. Anyway, until then...
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love
