So “The Incredible Hulk” was FUCKING AWESOME. I will try to have a full review tomorrow with it’s pros and cons. As a comic book movie I have to put it number two all time, ahead of Iron Man and JUST BEHIND Batman Begins. It was told that damn well. However, as a movie it was by the numbers and did little to sway from the Hulk mythos or what was expected while Iron Man took the risk of focusing on Tony Stark than the suit (Created a great mix). In comparison to Iron Man, Batman Begins and Spiderman it wasn’t as good of a movie overall. But it was FUCKING AWESOME. See it now, fuck a review.
So in between the Hulk movie, Lil Wayne’s album and the spraining of my ankle (Which doesn’t hurt as bad and isn’t swollen so I hope it’s okay) I learned a lot last week. So now, it is time for an installment on the Passion of Chachi that I haven’t done in almost two years…
I Learned Something Today!
I Learned That….Wine Is Okay.
I have never really been a wine guy. Four years in Italy will do that to you but even still if it didn’t come from Eastern Europe or Mother Russia I was not about it alcohol-wise. After the last two-and-a-half years I have finally gotten a taste for it (White wine, anyway. Red wine and I don’t get along after the PF Chang’s incident. Waste of a fly-ass shirt) and after Thursday I REALLY got a taste for it…about 8 or so glasses worth. At least that was the count before I said “Pfft, counting is for vampires” and just went to town. Part of the reason I am limping around. Hey, I enjoyed myself and that is all that matters.
I Learned That…..Maybe, Love IS A Very Splendid Thing?
*Sigh* what I thought was loathing is actually….unloathing? I refuse to say love because love is for suckers but…you never know. Too bad she sees me as more of a “stalker” than anything else but since that is half-truth I am not that upset about it. The cover of night is the ally of a true man of unrequited love.
I Learned That….What In The Fuck Am I Talking About? Love Stinks.
What do you call a woman that loves The Big Lebowski, watches ABDC (America’s Best Dance Crew for the losers out there), and insults a bro to his face (AWESOME!)? Married. Yep….that’s what you get when you let your heart win. See, still waters run deep!
I Learned That….People Are FUCKING IDIOTS.
WHY IN THE FUCK IS R. KELLY NOT IN JAIL?! After FINALLY going to trial so the King of R & Pee could get his comeuppance, he is instead found not guilty. Are you fucking kidding me? Screw the evidence, screw niggas thinking he is being railroaded by the White man (White man didn’t put that little girl in his room!) and screw the fact she is older than me now. Let’s use logic here: he has a history of doing improper acts with children from Aaliyah (THEY WERE FUCKING MARRIED, PEOPLE!) to that girl he reportedly made have an abortion (Which rules because it goes in line with my anti-baby policies) at FIFTEEN YEARS OLD. Now say what you will about my schoolgirl jokes but at least I am going to go where it isn’t looked down upon. In America, we do NOT believe in fucking minors on camera….unless you piss on them. This set a bad precedent and pretty much means NAMBLA and the Catholic Church (Or as I call them THE SAME FUCKING THING) will now begin to pee on little boys. Slippery slope my ass, only thing slippery about this situation will be your daughters because R. Kelly is free and is about to pee. That nigga is a pedophile and a pisser and I hope he dies slow. Fuck you, America. Fuck you in your child pisser supporting asses.
I Learned That….Religion Is What You Make Of It. Which Makes It Bullshit.
So I am beginning to realize that people who believe that their religion is the only true religion are either fucking retarded or batshit crazy. Understand something right here and right now: if you believe in Christianity and you don’t follow the bible to the fucking tee you are going to hell. End of story. If you think the bible is up for your own interpretation then you are mishandling and reshaping the “word” of God and the “teachings” of Jesus Christ which makes you the worst kind of sinner. You are not only taking the lords word in vain you are taking his words and making them your own which is the ULTIMATE NO-NO. I am sick of you cockamamie religious fucks that say “I am spiritual about my faith” and “I use the bible to guide my life, I don’t take it literally” because by NOT being in full belief about your faith and NOT using the bible and its nonsensical stories to guide your life IN ITS LITERAL SENSE you are NOT following the word. You are just as bad as me and I personally despise the concept of Jesus Christ. Fuck him; he was a loud-mouthed, impeccably kempt (I will admit, that hair was FABOO), self-righteous, disco loving Jew that needed to keep his fucking mouth shut. I know it, the Romans knew it, the Jews knew it and most importantly you all know it. All religion is bullshit but Christianity wins the kewpie doll for asshatery because they claim to be the only true religion and yet there are multiple sects that all say the other is wrong because they aren’t like them. Christians hate Catholics, Catholics hate Christians and they ALL hate Mormons which makes little sense because at least a real Mormon will tell you the Book of Mormon is bullshit. It is a vehicle that helps them appreciate family, gives them grounding in understand how things may have been and helps them get that cash money because even poor Mormons are ballin. The simple fact is that more has been done to discredit the TRUTH of the events in the bible than to prove the stories happened. However, that is not to discount what it means to people. I always say that if something makes you a better person then by all means go for it. If you find that solace in the bible then great, just don’t tell me the shit REALLY happened because if it did the events would contradict every action that happened in every other book of worship. Hell, it would contradict what happened in the OLD FUCKING TESTAMENT! BTW, if the fact there is a NEW TESTAMENT isn’t enough to cast some doubt about the plausibility of the stories actually being true then you really are not a logical being and there is no help for you. Might as well put on a yellow suit, run around with your arms in the air and call yourself “banana man” because that what you are doing. Follow the word and let it advance YOU, leave me out of your bullshit and stop sounding like a douche by trying to convince the world the all the shit actually happened.
I learned some more, but those were the big ones. I will try to be up tomorrow with The Incredible Hulk review and a rant but I dunno yet. I have been on this for almost 30 days straight. May need a day break. You never know. Until next time, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
