Sunday, August 26, 2007

Raging Against The Machine? It's Crap-tastic!

How do you screw up a movie with Mike Epps AND Charlie Murphy? Put Nick Cannon's dumb ass in it. God...Blacks should not make movies unless its “Pootie Tang.” There I said it.

As for "The Little Mermaid" it kicked the ass. The new songs were great, the set design was awesome and I would like to get me some of Ursella. Yeah she's like 40 but old habits die hard, dont they Kandice? And there were more Black people than you should shake a stick at! On stage I mean; I was the only one in the audience. Hell, even the USHERS where white. That was just whack.

Oh, and I am saying it now: Billy Ocean as Sebastian the Crab in the Broadway production. If they dont, they are missing out on a CASH COW. “Get Out Of My Dream, Get Into My Car” would work PERFECTLY:

I’m just saying. It would work. Oh, and as ballin as a trident is I am surprised Diddy doesn’t walk around with one. I would figure we are only one week away from “Diddy: King of the Ocean”. Now THAT’S ballin.

You know, something hit me near the end of the play. I am glad that musicals arent made much anymore because everyone under the age of 21 doesn’t know music. With that being said, I am fearing the day that the romantic section of a musical has a rousing rendition of “Smack That” by Akon. People are really that stupid and it scares me.

So the rumors about Comcast “throttling” the Internet for their subscribers CLAIMS to be false. Most of you know my secret job (Yeah, I suck) so I should be mum but as a USER of Bit Torrent I can say that SOMETHING is happening and to lie to me about it (as a COMSUMER) is bullshit. I lays it on the line, people.

The fact is this: unless it is in the terms of service are violatted in some way shape or form by using an excessive amount of bandwidth, which I am not sure is the case or not about hogging the bandwidth, capping internet is like saying you can only drink so much water in a month when you are alloted 10 gallons. Hear me out. If you have 6MB internet, you have the opportunity to download at 6MB a second and upload of about 384K a second (Slower than DSL, but DSL blows dolphin dick so there). NO QUESTIONS ASKED. I can’t say I only WATCH three of your fucking channels so only CHARGE ME for three fucking channels. No, I have to pay for a full tier of channels I don’t fucking watch just to get Cartoon Network, Comedy Central and Disney Channel. But Comcast can decide to throttle all Bittorent downloads because some are illegal? Fuck you, that’s like the fucking Patriot Act for computers. Some people are terrorists so you watch everyone? Fuck that. Here is what one ISP provider represntative stated:

“The fact is, P2P is (from my point of view) a plague - a cancer, that will consume all the bandwidth that I can provide. It’s an insatiable appetite.”, and another one stated: “P2P applications can cripple a network, they’re like leaches. Just because you pay 49.99 for a 1.5-3.0mbps connection doesn’t mean your entitled to use whatever protocols you wish on your ISP’s network without them provisioning it to make the network experience good for all users involved.”

It is another case of smiting all to punish some. I can’t download Bleach or Naruto: Shippuuden because YOU want to run phone calls over your pre-laid network? Tough shit. The fact is that you are not getting what you pay for if Comcast throttles bandwidth. A reader of Torrentfreak said:

“If you pay for an internet connection, that’s what you should get from your ISP — an internet connection. Not a connection that will let you browse the web and check email, but little else. If an ISP has issues with the amount of data a customer is transferring, then the ISP needs to address that issue with that customer, and not restrict every user in one class of traffic.”

If I don’t get my alloted bandwidth due to customer traffic that is fine. If I don’t get it because you are pretty much blocking my download/upload then Comcast is guilty of false advertisement. Spin it as “Customers don’t have free reign to download illegally and overuse bandwidth” but what you are really saying is “We arent giving you what you pay for because we are too chickenshit to stand up to those that are fucking it up for everyone else.” Sounds like good stuff. I don’t download a massive amount from BT, and yet when I try to download or seed my computer runs at a crawl if at all. Oh, and my internet needed to be rebooted AGAIN.

Needless to say, I am a tad bit pissed about people being fucked over. I am all against “the illegal downloading” but dicketry isnt the answer. We all download things. But we are not perfect…

He punched a baby, too! Those little fuckers are dangerous. A pack of six can kill a full grown man. It’s science. Eh, it is what it is with cable. You just have to take getting fucked up the ass or find someone else….to fuck you up the ass. Ass-fucking for everyone! On that note, I’m heading out. I think I have hit my ass-fucking quota until 2008.

Chachi Out.