This is old, but all I have to say is this is the most fucked up toy since the "Jodie Foster's Accused Playset" with working pinball machine:
Let's get something straight, people. Bukkake DOES NOT BELONG ON THE FUCKING PLAYGROUND.
Oh and a blog coming soon. Probably tomorrow or Sunday. Stay tuned, bitches.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Long Live The Queen!
What is up, peeps! I am sick as hell right now so I will get into this quickly so I can lay the hell down. Its time for the…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We begin with a video from a first timer but it is featuring a Countdown veteran!
20. Zeebra feat May J & SPHERE OF INFLUENCE – Shinin’ Like A Diamond (New Entry)
Zeebra makes it to the Countdown for the first time! Initially I didn’t like this video because it felt like the world’s longest Snickers commercial. However, I love the beat (albeit a sample) and May J. is my baby boo. What can I say, I loves me some May J.
19. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid (Last Week #16)
It seems Miss Ito is spending her last days on the Countdown. Not necessarily the best way to begin 2008 but here is hoping for (FINALLY) a new album from her at some point this year to get my fix.
18. UVERworld - Roots (New Entry)
FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES!! UVERworld is finally back with a song to kick your ass into gear! After the lackluster “Ukiyo Crossing” it is good to see them go back to just rawking my face completely off. Welcome back, guys!
17. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #14)
I am still waiting for some new Mihimaru as they fall another three spots this week. They have a new single coming out this month so I shouldn’t have to wait long. Unless they pull a Namie. Then I will have to kill someone.
16. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (Last Week #19)
Well, I would have to say that Nelly Furtado can lay claim to “Queen of the Countdown” with her current track record. I also just saw the “Loose” tour video and dammit I wish I could see her live. So damn fine, I swear.
15. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #12)
One Republic looks to not want to stay on the Countdown with no video for “Stop And Stare” in sight so far. Well, I guess thems the breaks.
14. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #15)
Boy bands in the house! NLT moves up one spot this week as they slowly make their way up the Countdown. Man, I never thought I would say this but I miss 1999. Boy bands were bad ass, no matter what people say about them. SoulDecision, bitches!
13. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #17)
You know what? It feels like old times. We got UVERworld, Nelly Furtado and John Legend on the Countdown at the same time for the first time in more than a year. They pretty much created the Countdown, so its good to see them all back.
12. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #8)
Speaking of Countdown mainstays, TI falls four spots this week and out of the Top 10. It is kind of a shame that he is under house arrest but that is what you get for being a dumbass. Here is to getting his life back in order.
11. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #13)
Yum-tastic! Sowelu moves up two spots and is one spot away from her second Top 10 video! I wonder if she has an album coming out soon. If she does, I will be all over that bad boy. Onto the Top 10!
10. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #7)
We begin with Paramore who looks to have fallen short of reaching the top as they fall three spots this week. This is kind of a shock but the videos above this one are all a little better. Maybe Hayley will have something new for me soon.
9. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #11)
Heck yes! HAMC are moving up this week! It’s nice to see them laying off the ballads. I mean, I liked “Dreams” but I really prefer them when they are playing stuff like “Pride”. Now THAT is a fucking song.
8. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #5)
Asian Kung Fu Generation continues their surprising fall from the top this week. Being the first Bleach opening theme to not take the top spot is a little of a shocker but that doesn’t take away from the video itself. Oh, and I am getting sick of fake fucking torrents. If you tried to watch the Bleach Movie 2 torrent you will know what I mean. Disgusting.
7. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #9)
Snoop is making moves! I am just as shocked as you, but the Doggfather moves up two spots this week. Never did I think that Snoop Dogg would ever be this high on the Countdown. Then again, I never figured that he would make a video that didn’t suck either. First time for everything.
6. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #10)
So I have been listening to this song and watching this video non-stop over the last three weeks. Needless to say, it is that addictive. Lupe is underrated, Kanye kicks ass when he isn’t being political and Pharrell….just kind of stands there. In the end, it all works. Maybe kids ARENT evil.
5. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #6)
TM and the posse are back where they belong! ABS gets their third Top 5 video and they are definitely looking for more. What is even more awesome is their album came out like a month ago so they are putting in WORK. Now for the shocker….
4. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #1, Six Weeks at #1)
After a month and a half at the top….NaNa finally relinquishes the throne! It has been an awesome run since she dethroned Alicia Keys last year and she had been comfortably on top ever since. However, all things come to an end so NaNa falls three places to number four. That means we have a new number one!
3. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #4)
Surprisingly enough, we have more NaNa! Her latest video looks to continue the success as “Showgirl” moves up a spot to the Top Three. This marks the third straight week that NaNa has made up 40% of the Top Five. That is quite a feat if I say so myself. Hot video, great dancing and damn….NaNa is fine. We are down to two!
2. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #3)
Well look who it is! Alicia Keys makes her bid for a second number one video after the dominance that was “No One”. She had a huge year last year and this year is starting off just as good. Even still, she falls just short from the top this week. So who is the first new number one in over a month?
1.May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
HELLS YES! May J. gets her first number one video! After a pretty long journey she finally takes the top spot. Rightfully so, too. Have you SEEN THIS VIDEO?! My god it is fucking hawt! It is more than deserving of the number one spot and it is there for this week. Congratulations to May J!
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if May J. can hold on to the number one spot for another week. Or can Alicia Keys reclaim her throne? Or will NaNa bounce back and have her second number one in three weeks? Find out next week!
Until then, I am out. Man, I feel like crap. I will be back this weekend with another rant hopefully.
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We begin with a video from a first timer but it is featuring a Countdown veteran!
20. Zeebra feat May J & SPHERE OF INFLUENCE – Shinin’ Like A Diamond (New Entry)
Zeebra makes it to the Countdown for the first time! Initially I didn’t like this video because it felt like the world’s longest Snickers commercial. However, I love the beat (albeit a sample) and May J. is my baby boo. What can I say, I loves me some May J.
19. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid (Last Week #16)
It seems Miss Ito is spending her last days on the Countdown. Not necessarily the best way to begin 2008 but here is hoping for (FINALLY) a new album from her at some point this year to get my fix.
18. UVERworld - Roots (New Entry)
FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES!! UVERworld is finally back with a song to kick your ass into gear! After the lackluster “Ukiyo Crossing” it is good to see them go back to just rawking my face completely off. Welcome back, guys!
17. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #14)
I am still waiting for some new Mihimaru as they fall another three spots this week. They have a new single coming out this month so I shouldn’t have to wait long. Unless they pull a Namie. Then I will have to kill someone.
16. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (Last Week #19)
Well, I would have to say that Nelly Furtado can lay claim to “Queen of the Countdown” with her current track record. I also just saw the “Loose” tour video and dammit I wish I could see her live. So damn fine, I swear.
15. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #12)
One Republic looks to not want to stay on the Countdown with no video for “Stop And Stare” in sight so far. Well, I guess thems the breaks.
14. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #15)
Boy bands in the house! NLT moves up one spot this week as they slowly make their way up the Countdown. Man, I never thought I would say this but I miss 1999. Boy bands were bad ass, no matter what people say about them. SoulDecision, bitches!
13. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #17)
You know what? It feels like old times. We got UVERworld, Nelly Furtado and John Legend on the Countdown at the same time for the first time in more than a year. They pretty much created the Countdown, so its good to see them all back.
12. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #8)
Speaking of Countdown mainstays, TI falls four spots this week and out of the Top 10. It is kind of a shame that he is under house arrest but that is what you get for being a dumbass. Here is to getting his life back in order.
11. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #13)
Yum-tastic! Sowelu moves up two spots and is one spot away from her second Top 10 video! I wonder if she has an album coming out soon. If she does, I will be all over that bad boy. Onto the Top 10!
10. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #7)
We begin with Paramore who looks to have fallen short of reaching the top as they fall three spots this week. This is kind of a shock but the videos above this one are all a little better. Maybe Hayley will have something new for me soon.
9. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #11)
Heck yes! HAMC are moving up this week! It’s nice to see them laying off the ballads. I mean, I liked “Dreams” but I really prefer them when they are playing stuff like “Pride”. Now THAT is a fucking song.
8. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #5)
Asian Kung Fu Generation continues their surprising fall from the top this week. Being the first Bleach opening theme to not take the top spot is a little of a shocker but that doesn’t take away from the video itself. Oh, and I am getting sick of fake fucking torrents. If you tried to watch the Bleach Movie 2 torrent you will know what I mean. Disgusting.
7. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #9)
Snoop is making moves! I am just as shocked as you, but the Doggfather moves up two spots this week. Never did I think that Snoop Dogg would ever be this high on the Countdown. Then again, I never figured that he would make a video that didn’t suck either. First time for everything.
6. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #10)
So I have been listening to this song and watching this video non-stop over the last three weeks. Needless to say, it is that addictive. Lupe is underrated, Kanye kicks ass when he isn’t being political and Pharrell….just kind of stands there. In the end, it all works. Maybe kids ARENT evil.
5. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #6)
TM and the posse are back where they belong! ABS gets their third Top 5 video and they are definitely looking for more. What is even more awesome is their album came out like a month ago so they are putting in WORK. Now for the shocker….
4. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #1, Six Weeks at #1)
After a month and a half at the top….NaNa finally relinquishes the throne! It has been an awesome run since she dethroned Alicia Keys last year and she had been comfortably on top ever since. However, all things come to an end so NaNa falls three places to number four. That means we have a new number one!
3. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #4)
Surprisingly enough, we have more NaNa! Her latest video looks to continue the success as “Showgirl” moves up a spot to the Top Three. This marks the third straight week that NaNa has made up 40% of the Top Five. That is quite a feat if I say so myself. Hot video, great dancing and damn….NaNa is fine. We are down to two!
2. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #3)
Well look who it is! Alicia Keys makes her bid for a second number one video after the dominance that was “No One”. She had a huge year last year and this year is starting off just as good. Even still, she falls just short from the top this week. So who is the first new number one in over a month?
1.May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
HELLS YES! May J. gets her first number one video! After a pretty long journey she finally takes the top spot. Rightfully so, too. Have you SEEN THIS VIDEO?! My god it is fucking hawt! It is more than deserving of the number one spot and it is there for this week. Congratulations to May J!
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if May J. can hold on to the number one spot for another week. Or can Alicia Keys reclaim her throne? Or will NaNa bounce back and have her second number one in three weeks? Find out next week!
Until then, I am out. Man, I feel like crap. I will be back this weekend with another rant hopefully.
Chachi Out
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