It is about that time! ABDC is on and it is about that time for a crew by crew rundown! Let’s get this bad boy started!
Sass X7 in the bottom three. I SO CALLED THAT SHIT, SON!
First Crew: Super Cr3w (Chris Brown’s “Run It”)
Okay, it was going to be hard to top last week but they really did. Chris Brown’s “Run It” doesn’t really do them justice but they still ripped it. Started off the show right.
Secomd Crew: Fanny Pak (Gwen Stefani’s “Wind It Up”)
FUCK GWEN STEFANI. Seriously, she is the new age Madonna but twice as annoying. However, I liked this performance. They did what they do best: dance like they are going through a conniption. It worked, though. Not as good as Super Cr3w, but still.
Third Crew: Supreme Soul (Omarion’s “Touch”)
Um…okay I LIKED this performance. Don’t get it twisted. However….they can do a lot better. Was digging the free portion, though. That is where they shine. Second best performance….barely. Fanny Pak is looking a lot better though.
Fourth Crew: Phresh Select (Chris Brown’s “Gimme That”)
More Chris Brown? Aw, fuck. Either way this was just run of the mill. Not bad but not AWESOME like Super Cr3w’s. I hope they don’t repeat artists again. This performance was pretty good, but not enough of the crew. They really just redid the video which was the task but after last week and creating an identity they should have played more to that.
Back from commercial! God…..Mario Lopez is the gayest gay to every gay a gay.
BOOGIE BOTS IN THE BOTTOM THREE?! THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD!
Fifth Crew: A.S.I.I.D (Ciara’s “Like A Boy”)
Wow….so many jokes about the two gay Black men. Hey look, it’s 50 Cent and Tony Yayo! BURN! Oh, here we go. HOLY SHIT, THEY PULLED OFF THE MATRIX LEAN! They win. Well…that was underwhelming. I mean it was great but it wasn’t going to be as balls out as I expected. They pulled off the video portion. Not mind-blowing but well created and well executed.
On another note: my god…I HATE LIL’ MAMA SO MUCH. Whenever she speaks I just want her to fucking die. I know that sounds extreme but she really either needs to go to school or never talk. I don’t care how rich that bitch is, learn to fucking talk or shut the fuck up. You sound like you belong in Rikers. Fee fi fo figga I hates me a nigga…..that means you. Okay, I am off the soapbox. Commercial break!
Crew Six: So Real Cru (Usher’s “Love In The Club”)
FUCK YES! USHER IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES! THEY ARE KILLING IT! Oooohhhh, a little slip up in the end (VERY LITTLE, odds are you missed it if you blinked) but aside from that they were awesome! I love their choreography, reminds me of Kaba Modern but with a lot more movement. The comparisons end there because they aren’t as detailed as Kaba but their movements are more pronounced. I know that makes no sense but watch the two and you will get it (Small movements compared to sweeping ones. Trust me the difference is there). Oh, and Lil’ Mama is literally the Paula Abdul of this show: incoherent and ill-informed. She didn’t know Fanny Pak was an 80’s group and is constantly just sounding….dumb.
Bottom Three: Boogie Bots, Sass X7 and Xtreme Dance Cockmongers.
My god, how the XDC has fallen. They started off so awesome but…no. I am surprised by Boogie Bots being in the bottom three. Here we go….
Bottom Two Crew #1: Sass X7 (I FUCKING TOLD YOU!)
Bottom Two Crew #2: BOOGIE BOTS?! WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA?! God you all suck ass and I hope you all die!
God….I hate people. I hate them so much. Well, let the suckiest suckfucks performance begin.
Crew #7: Xtreme Dance Fuckwads (Mario’s “Let Me Love You”….Um…What?)
Okay, they got a raw deal because they got a song that doesn’t really fit with their style or against their competition. Aaaaaaand it shows. It was average. Although I can’t blame them because the song was “meh.” God, I hate Lil’ Mama so much. Nothing she says makes any fucking sense. Overall, I didn’t like it. But since all of America can vote they will be back. Hopefully they will split the dumb bitch vote with Sass XSuck.
Commercial time!
So we are left with the bottom two:
Bottom Two “Oh, It’s On Now!” Showdown: Boogie Bots vs. Sass X7
And awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go!
Crew #8: Boogie Bots (B2K’s “Bump, Bump, Bump”)
They do NOT deserve to be in the bottom two. But that’s life. HILY SHIT! THEY ARE RIPPING THIS SONG UP! Okay, not a lot of breaking but not much breaking time in a B2K song. Great performance if I say so myself.
Crew #9: Sass x7 (Britney Spear’s “Slave 4 U”)
My god….this shit is so fucking fixed. How does an all female crew get BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS AT RANDOM?! Bullshit! Aaaaand they all look like Britney. Well, they have the video down. That is for damn sure. However, I am not understanding what the point of that was. They didn’t have a freestyle portion which in my opinion really cost them.
Okay, the Boogie Bots outperformed Sass x7 head to head. However….I have a feeling they are going to pull a Live In Color and overlook a better performance in favor of a crowd pleaser. Now I am not going to take anything away from Sass x7, they were better than Xtreme Dance Fucktards by leaps and bounds. But head to head against the Boogie Bots their performance was exciting as much as it was a dead ringer for the video. That was the task, but Boogie Bots did the task just as good (Actually, a tad bit better because their video had a little more difficulty for the section they chose) AND added stunts and humor to the performance. Not my choice, though.
More commercials! Do I need a home loan? Ask me in two months!
Here we go….tension building….
Eliminated Crew: Sass x7!
Wow…they got it right. That’ll do, judges. That’ll do. Boogie Bots will be in the bottom two next week again, though.
Quick recap!
Best Performance: So Real Cru/Super Cr3w
You thought I was going to say Super Cr3w? Well I was gonna until looking at their routine a second time (And third). That fucking dance routine in that video is HARD and they pulled it off almost perfectly. It was kind of like the BCS title game last year. So Real Cru has some defeats (LSU) but its about what you did. Super Cr3w had a FLAWLESS routine (Ohio State) but it really wasn’t as difficult.
Worst Performance: Xtreme Dance Crew
Now a lot of this has to do with the video they got stuck with but still. I just don’t fucking like them.
Next Weeks Bottom Two Crews: Phresh Select & Xtreme Dance Crew
Bit of a shocker but being the second Chris Brown song and being in the middle of the show could hurt them. You never know though.
I will try this again next week. Let me know if you dig this style of recap because whether or not I do this I am still gonna watch. Countdown up in a bit. Stay up!
Chachi Out.
