Well, it is here. the Finals of Douchebrawl. It has been a long road, but you have narrowed it down from 64 down to the biggest two douches in the world...nay...the UNIVERSE. I give you the results of the Final Four of Douchebrawl!
In the first matchup, it was a clash of the titans as the #1 Seeded musician in 50 Cent tangled with the #1 douche actor Tom Cruise. In a vote that was a lot closer than it looked, here are the final results:
(1) Tom Cruise - 70%
(1) 50 Cent - 30%
So the winnah and first finalist is TOM CRUISE!!
Wow, this vote was actually close until Wednesday, when Tom pulled away big time. I'm honestly not suprised by the result, as Tom has been a douche for a lot longer than Curtis Jackson. I was impressed by Fiddy's performance, especially how he doiminated both Diddy AND Bono. But the peeps voted, and Scientology's Golden Boy is in our finals! Congratulations, Tom!
Now in the second National Semi, we had a Cinderella story vs the dominant douche and my odds on favorite to win it all. You have spoken, peeps. The question of whether Skankerella would be dancing in the finals or would K-Fed turn the coach into a pumpkin has been answered! Here are the results:
(1) Kevin Federline - 22.22%
(11) Heather Graham - 77.78%
Wow, Heather I am proud. Think about it peeps. Heather defeated the second biggest skank on the planet in Tara Reid, the Queen of Skank in Britney Spears and continued her dominance of the Spears family by dismantling that dipshit K-Fed. She will have a tough task in Mr. Cruise in the Finals, but you decided who is the bigger Douche!
So it is finally here. Two movie stalwarts square off in the Finals of Douchebrawl. The time for talk has ceased. It's time for them to battle it out for the crown. Who will be crowned the winner of Douchebrawl 2006?
(1) Tom Cruise
VS.
(11) Heather Graham
The final poll will be up shortly, peeps. Continue to vote and thanks for your support!
So, as a few of you know I am a huge Atlanta Falcons fan. They are the only team I really support and well, that's rather sad. Anyway, today they finalized a deal for Lawyer Milloy, a Pro Bowl free safety and are working on aquiring John Abraham from the New York Jets, a Pro Bowl defensive end. For non-football fans, imagine these moves like getting an all-star goalie and a all-star left defenseman (because Abraham will play weak side end) in one fell swoop. This is HUGE for Atlanta.
The Falcons were riddled by injuries on defense last year, losing at least one player at each position for two games or more. The were one of the WORST teams against the run (26th out of 32 teams) and even I had a 100 yard game against them in week 12. Griff had 97 in week 14, but he had a bum knee. Quite simply they were HORRIBLE because they had no depth. They had to start rookes for their last 5 games when they were in a playoff chase and lets just say that didnt go so well. By adding Milloy to a defensive secondary that had DeAngelo Hall (best cover corner in the game, just ask T.O. and Steve Smith) and no one else worth a damn and that is an upgrade by default. John Abraham is who I am excited about because adding him with Patrick Kerney (injured last year), Chad Lavalais (who stepped up BIG TIME with all the injuries) and Rod Coleman when he isnt drinking and driving may give them the best defensive line in the NFC, if not a tad bit better than the Broncos for best in the NFL. Add that to argurably the best linebacking corps in the NFL when healthy (Brooking, Hartwell, Williams, Boley, Reese) and you have a front seven that might actually stop some people. Get a corner in the draft to help DeAngelo and we have a real defense. I'm excited about this season, I tell you what.
Um....Pokemon is still on the air? Hasn't that little bastard found them all yet? And hasn't Ash been ten for like 8 god damn years? Geez, what in the hell happend to Saturday mornings?! That and learn some new words. This America, speak English Pikachu!
Man I would kill to see a cartoon, even at my age. Even Toxic Avengers would suffice, and that cartoon SUUUUUUUUCKED. It's a sad state, man. Lucky I was around for the heyday of great toonage. Only thing that can make me feel better? Diggy-MO and M-Flo in the same place at the same time. Hells yes.
Well, that's all for now. I may update tomorrow, I may not. All depends. The final Douchebrawl poll is now updated and I will update the site with more stuff in a bit. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
