So first things first....
HOW ABOUT THEM DAWGS?!?!?!
Georgia FINALLY beat the Flordia Gators 42-30 today and I wont lie: I almost cried. Especially after that first touchdown when half the team celebrated on the field. Florida players called it classless, but this is the same school that ran up the scoreboard against schools for 11 years and pissed on sportsmanship like R. Kelly at a high school Homecoming after party. Turnabout, motherfuckers. Turnabout.
Also, it seems that whenever training ends at a job something really not normal ends up happening. The tradition continues. I learned some things this weekend:
1. Older women STILL love me.
2. Women my age STILL hate me.
3. I hate bowling. Bowling sucks balls and I will wish death on all that love it until the day I fucking die. Take the a ball and the pins and find some orafices to stick them bitches in. Fuck bowling in its gay ass ear.
4. Petron + pickle juice = a suprisingly good shot.
5. When you are up until 4am, sleep is pointless. Just stay up and watch some Boondocks.
6. A woman that loves Blue Moon, Tuaca Bombs and Carbombs (in moderation, of course) is a woman after my own heart.
7. I am a total manwhore. There is a reason why I never insult women for being promiscious because that is my middle name.
8. Creepy old dudes piss me off. If I am ever like that, please let me know so I can slather myself in honey and salmon and end my own life by jumping into a pit of bears.
9. The flip side of that, if you dont like someone you need to say so rather than lead them on. You can be pre-emptive and say that you arent interested even if they dont say anything (which can end in embarassment but you have to do what you have to do) or wait until they say something and THE drop the bomb like the Party Posse. Either way, if you dont say anything and that person still pursues you then it is just as much your fault.
10. Some people REALLY think I am a dick. I used to joke about it but some people really....just dont like me. And I dont know why; I'm a total sweetheart. My mom says I'm a catch!
Well, I'm out.
