What is up, people?! I am back with my first new blog in about two weeks and I have to say…I have kind of missed it. Just been too tired to do it when I get back from D-Town. However, it is about that time to make my return! A rather quick one, but still. First things first…
Why Is Zac Efron So Dreamy?
I mean seriously? His eyes could tame the evilest bear and everytime he sings a song, an angel comes. It’s true; look it up in the Bible. I mean How can anyone look at The Eff and not believe in life after love? You better not break his heart, Vanessa!
The CO vs. The Snitch: WORST. HIP HOP BEEF. EVER.
We are in tragic days and times, peeps. It seems that two of the most worthless pieces of shit to pick up the microphone are taking all of their niggardly goodness and putting it in MP3 format for all of us to wonder WHO IN THE FUCK CARES?! The two bloodclots I speak of are Officer Rick Ross and 50 First Snitches Cent. Now both of these niggas are worthless. I mean I can think of nothing of redeeming quality that they have brought to society at all. I mean, at least I can offend people with humor on purpose. Their music is offensive to all not because of the lyrical content but because it is that damn bad. Now, these to trifling ass niggas are beefing. I have to ask myself:
“Self, WILL THESE STUPID ASS NIGGAS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!”
I mean come on, people. No beefs are good beefs. The only good beef to come out of hip hop was the Young MC/Redhead Kingpin beef of 1988. Aside from that, all rap disputes end in the deaths of people that don’t deserve to die and the continued life of those that DESERVE IT. Shawty Lo…I am looking square at your simple ass. Non-rapping fuck. Just when rap is looking up, the fear that all Black people have rears its ugly head: NIGGAS FUCKING UP A GOOD TIME:
I mean does anyone even care about 50 Cent anymore? I mean, except for niggas. He is like the nigga Martin Luther King or something because they actually think he is…like…worth a damn. It is really disheartening. As for Rick Ross…”Hustlin” was alright but aside from that I liked him better when he was Chef. Wait, he aint Isaac Hayes! Who in the hell is Rick Ross?! Guess I better get ready for another year of BET being ignorant again. Guess I will be watching Adult Swim even more this year.
Damn, I Was Actually Right. People DO Suck
You know, I had a pretty enlightening conversation with Copper on Saturday about a talk he had with Commander Gary. He said that all the normal people he knew that DIDN’T fuck people over and DIDN’T act like total douches all the time and really just followed all the rules of common decency were all miserable as hell. Now some people are miserable by choice (You know who you are) but I understood what he meant right off the top. On the other hand, total assholes and fuckwits are the happiest and oddly enough sometimes the most successful people out there and it is all owed to not giving a fuck about anyone or anything but themselves. He then posed it to himself:
Am I doing this wrong? Is being a Chad the best way to go?
In a lot of retrospect I have to agree with him. Not giving a shit about people is how everyone succeeds in life. You think Barry Bonds gave a shit about anyone? Hells no, and he is the home run king and is knee deep in bitches right now. It is become that the more you care, the less you get by because giving a fuck about people means that you get found by people that DON’T give a fuck and you totally get ran over. There are two or three of you that know what I mean but there is no time for a pity party right now. We all pay bills and have interest rates for the fuckers that DON’T pay their bills. We have insurance for the fuckers that CAN’T drive without drinking a beer at the same time. The people that follow the rules and act like decent human beings are fucked because the ones that only look out for themselves get by scot free. Like YC, I have been wondering if maybe it is best to just be the toolkits I so despise because they seem to have it all down to a doucherific science. It is like I have said about niggas, bros, dumb bitches, Christians and Turks: they relish in their ignorance. By doing so, they take such joy in being assholes that they become comfortable in their own skin…no matter how much of a horrible human being they may be. It’s a simple but mind-blowing theory but man it is so true.
The problem is that we see these people so often now because I think everyone is realizing that being a fuckwit is the way to be. No one expects anything from you so if you act like a fuckwit no one is shocked and if you show THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF COMMON SENSE people think you are then second coming of Freddie Mercury. Yes, he is bigger than Jesus. And gayer, too…barely! So I have stated several times that people suck for various reasons (Both male and female) but man, I never really thought I was RIGHT. In retrospect, think of all the douchebags or dumb bitches you know. Are any of them in jail? Are any of them forced to have their tubes tied? No, because the normies end up being forced to protect the stupid at their own expense. IT SUCKS BECAUSE THEY SUCK. That was kind of a downer but man, it is a very interesting theory. Test it out and see what you find. I am going to continue this one on Sunday because I want to get some more input but I believe it is time for an Omnibus about it. Sucks to be me:
Not really, I just wanted a reason to post Avenue Q…because I am totally not gay.
Well, that is all for now. I have to be up at the ass-crack of dawn once again. I will be back for the Countdown on Friday and should be back on Sunday for an Omnibus. Until then, peace out peeps!
Chachi Out
