First off, there is someone out there that I truly need to apologize to. Sorry I missed your birthday, kiddo. I know this doesn't make up for it, but it is a start. That and Bulldog Mansion rules.
Now that I have made amends, good morning, peeps. First things first: did you hear that Kevin is leaving the Backstreet Boys?! NO KEVIN, NOOOOOO!! Which one was he? The old one? Oh yeah, the one with the goatee. No that was AJ. Man, there are no good boy bands left. Even the second rate ones like 98 Degrees and B2K have broken up, and all they did was create filler until we heard what we REALLY wanted to hear, which was 'Bye Bye Bye' because hate all you want, that song kicked ass.
Speaking of kicking ass, as you readers (all five of you) know I have a love/hate relationship with the opposite sex. I believe that I understand the thought process of women, but I don't understand WHY they have that thought process. I don't like it when men say women arent logical because that's not a completely statement. Women DO use logic, they just don't always FOLLOW it. Which is why I have noticed something really interesting: does anyone notice that the amount of derogatory (mainly) hip hop songs about women have not changed? Not only have they not changed, they are TWICE AS PATRONIZING and women love them twice as much.
I remember having this conversation in college with a female student in my Ethnic Studies class about 'Hot In Herre' and how that song was fucking stupid and if I was a woman I would be offended. Yet she defended it by saying it was just a song and she liked to dance to it. First off, I have been to the club and no dancing ever happens. Second off, it is obvious that no one listens to rap music anymore because if they did, they would realize that it just plays to stereotypes and is overall a shity song.
The thing is, most rap songs that are directed toward females are actually condesending and fucking stupid. Yet, much like Blacks and spinning rims (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MAN! LET THOSE THINGS GO! THEY SPINNING NIGGA, WE GET IT!) no matter how pointless they still have an audience. Now I understand rappers get away with a lot of shit because to an extent they are celebrities and celebrities are better than us. Even still, there are just sometimes where you have to say 'I think I respect myself a little to much to even humor this song' just on principal. Just like that Paris Hilton song. I respect myself (and respect her so little) to listen to that song. I think women should take that route on most songs, but no woman has EVER taken my advice up front only to say that they SHOULD have taken my advice and I can't pull an 'I Told You So.' Learning from mistakes is a novel concept that is lost. Keep in mind that I just learned to do this and I am better for it. Took some slapping around but it was worth it.
Now I just want to say something: I don't have anything against women. I have some things against their actions and decisions but we all do dumb stuff. I know a lot of my rants are rather pointed and can be seen as insulting but it is just tough love. We all need it at some point and it would be better to hear it from me now then after something really bad happens. So ladies, the Chachi loves all of you, he just wants you to be safe and smart and for Christ Sake take care of yourselves. As a matter of fact, here is some Aaron Kwok for the ladies. He's hawt.
Oh, and he's 40 something. You know, I think I'm gonna rant about drinking on my next post. I think it's about time to conquer my demons (I call him Mojito-tron and he is a minty monster that must be tamed! Then enjoyed with a Cuban cigar) and give everyone a little insight to what I have learned over the last few weeks about alcohol and people. Anyway, until then I am so out. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
