Morning, everybody! Just woke up fully dressed because I was supposed to go out last night. Got home at about 12:30am, changed clothes and promptly went to sleep. Yeah, I'm an old ass man. Sorry about that, DP.
So I am sure you have all heard about it. Some of you may have even seen it. Why is the internet full of pictures of Britney Spears' gully hole? More importantly, why in the hell wasnt she wearing any drawers?! Alright ladies, its rant time.
I tried to stay calm with the back tattoo phenomenon. Although I hate them, they are a person preference and choice. You want one, knock yourself out. I sat back and didnt complain when women decided to wear thongs all the damn time. Now I know that as a man I am supposed to LIKE thongs, but I dont. I think they are stupid. Especially when women wear them like accessories and they show outside of the pants on purpose. You think its sexy, I think you need a FUCKING BELT.
Now we have a new (well, not so new as much as popularized by whores) phenomenon which is wearing short skirts with no underpants. Panties if you will. Now once again, as a man I guess people think I should like this new fashion trend (or LACK of fashion depending on your standpoint) but again I buck the trend and say it is stupid. Now I can understand wanting to be comfortable. Going commando is OKAY in pants. Especially in a speedsuit (VENTURE BROTHERS, FOOL!). Nothing sexier than a woman sweatpants with no underwear on with a nice butt. Just....hells yeah. Is nice.
Back to this issue. I never understand why women do things like this. If you pantyless in a skirt, I am ashamed to say this but your vagina become fair game. Just like walking around with a long chain in the club. Its not smart because it WILL get taken. In this day and agie of technology, sadly your no-no zone is a bullseye for cameras. There is no real reason to NOT wear underwear period, so why not wear them when they are needed the most?! The list of female celebrites caught with no underwear reads like a 'who's who' of drunken partiers. Tara Reid, Paris Hilton and now Britney Spears. I mean seriously. I know women are going to say it's their right to NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR, but it is also my right to tounge down a white chick in Birmingham. Will I do that? NO because I know that shit is dangerous and something bad might happen. I know that is a more extreme case, but it fits.
The simple fact is that there is NO reason to leave the house without underwear on. NONE. Even SPIDERMAN wears undies! Are you better than Spiderman, ladies. Hells no. By wearing them, you avoid the incidents like you see your (sadly) favorite celebs get into.
Well, I just had to get that out. I am so sick of hearing about someones vagina or nipple popping out while staggering pissy-drunk out of a nightclub. I drunkenly staggered out of a lot of clubs over the previous 6 months and I have never ONCE had my wang fall out. I'm just saying.
Well, I will try to be back on Thursday since I will be without a car for the week. Stay up, peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
AND COVER UP YOUR DAMN ASS!
