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What is up, peeps? Its time for MONDAY NIGHT CHACHI!!! Eh, the name is a work in progress. Let first off thank everyone for their votes in Douchebrawl 2007! As this goes on it can get nothing but more awesome. Your votes mean a lot to the Chachi. I said I wasn’t gonna cry….strong Chachi….

Lets get on with the show!! Here are the finalized results!

Now, for the recap!

50 Cent Musicians Region

Best Match-Up#5 Clay Aiken vs. #12 James Blount
It is times like this that they play the game! I thought Clay had this matchup on lockdown but the douchery of James Blount prevailed! Clay actually had the lead on the first few days but James came on strong for one of the biggest upsets in Douchebrawl history!

Biggest Upset#4 R.Kelly vs #13 Snoop Dogg
Wow. For the second straight year Snoop makes it to the second round beating someone I thought was more of an asshat than him. I really thought R.Kelly had a HUGE chance to win this but I was so wrong. Congrats, Snoop!

Best Second Round Match-Up#3 Eminem vs. #11 Dave Matthews Band
DMB pulled another upset by beating Toby Keith in the First Round while Eminem dusted Akon. The official music of Bro Rape has a legit shot to take down Mr. Mathers and then who knows?

Projected Winner: #1 Bono

As of right now, the losses of R.Kelly and Clay Aiken give him an easy road (perceivably) to the Douchebrawl Final Four. As the people have shown anything can happen, but Bono’s road has just gotten a tad bit easier.

George Lucas Acting Region

Best Match Up: #7 Leonardo DiCaprio vs. #10 Hayden Christensen
WOW. Once again, Hayden finds a way to win in the First Round of Douchebrawl! It came down to a tiebreaker (the second one ever!) and Hayden gets the nod over Leo because he is the love interest of Jessica Alba in his next movie. Congrats, dick! On to the Second Round!

Biggest Upset: #4 George Clooney vs. #13 Julia Roberts
Rory Cow! For the second straight year George Clooney gets bounced in the First Round by a lower seed! Julia meanwhile gets to the Second Round yet again in a rematch with Ben Affleck! I really thought this was George’s year.

Best Second Round Match-Up#11 Russell Crowe vs. #3 Nick Cage
This is the match that could blow this thing open. A win by Russell Crowe could do for him what the upset of Cameron Diaz did for Heather Graham but opening up the bracket for a showdown with the top seed. Or, Nick Cage could parley being retarded (or from Tennessee) into the Final Eight. This matchup is HUGE.

Projected Winner: #1 Mel Gibson
Yeah, gotta go with Mel this time. He still trumps out all the rest in all around douchiness.

Heather Graham Trollop Whore Region

Best Match-Up: #8 Tyra Banks vs #9 Pamela Anderson
This is more by default. The were no real shockers this year with there being such a top heavy field. Tyra dominated Pam which was a bit of a shock, though.

Biggest Upset: #7 Jessica Simpson vs. #10 Katie Holmes
Katie avenges last years First Round exit! Being the wife of Tom Cruise automatically got her some votes here and pushes her to an upset of the obviously-missing-Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson.

Best Second Round Match-Up: #3 Tara Reid vs. #6 Lindsay Lohan
This match-up could be VERY hotly contested mainly because they both suck about evenly. Lindsay more so lately but Tara’s track record is a LOT longer in terms of suckitude. Let the battle begin!!Projected Winner: #1 Paris HiltonNo change. Britney is REALLY trying to win this bad boy but Paris until further notice is the UCLA of this region.Andy Dick Fucktard Region

Best Matchup:#6 Flavor Flav vs. #11The Verizon Guy

This was a personal shocker because I hate Verizon so much now. My signal doesn’t even work in my house! Meh, the peeps spoke and now Flav and the clock are in the Second Round in a rather close matchup.

Biggest Upset: None.

All the higher seeds won their First Round Match-Ups. Kind of shocking but it makes for a stacked Second Round.

Best Second Round Matchup: #1 Kevin Federline vs. #8 Ryan Seacrest
I totally underestimated the distain for Ryan Seacrest. He has a real legit chance of knocking out K-Fed or at least giving him a run for his money. The Valderrama/Tarrentino match up is intriguing but I gotta go for the Moron vs. The Idol Idiot.

Projected Winner: #1 Kevin Federline

I repeat ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. But odds are it wont. K-Fed wins this bad boy.

Well, the First Round is officially over and the Second Round kicks off tomorrow! I am working on the polls as we speak and once they are up cast your votes! You have until Sunday at 10pm MST to cast your ballots! I will be back soon!

Chachi Out!

Idol Chatter

What’s up peeps? Douchebrawl 2007’s First Round went off pretty damn well and I first want to thank you guys for that. I have updated the brackets already and will have them in PDF format on the website and as a JPEG on the Blogger and MySpace blogs. There were a few upsets and a TIE for the second straight year that I had to break myself! Great work, peeps!

Okay, now with that out of the way it is rant time! Now not many of you watch American Idol (Hell, I stopped watching after ‘Daughtrygate’ because HE WUZ ROBBED!) but I have been hearing about Antonella Barba and her ‘scandalous’ pictures on the interweb. First off, YES I have seen the pictures and YES it does kind of look like her. Could be, could not be but it isn’t a dead ringer. Need to do some more investigation if you get my drift. Forensic reasons! Either way, even if it is I have something to say to America:

SO THE HELL WHAT?!

Okay, people think I have a really big issue with women. I think they can be really ignorant about their decisions and their rational for their actions (staying with an idiot for EIGHT YEARS?! What the hell, man?!) but at the end of the day, it’s the same as I ALWAYS SAY. You have to chalk it up as a loss and charge it to the game. Big ups to 40 Water for that one. I understand that the position she was in is rather compromising but let’s face it. Ladies, be serious how many times have you given mouth-love to a guy? Now simple logic would be to never EVER film it in any way shape or form. Not for protection (although I think that would be smart, it’s like filming a damn robbery) but quite simply there is no reason to. However, if that is your thing than it is just your thing.

I honestly believe that people have a REAL issue about this solely because this is a show geared for teens. However, who are the dirtiest of all? Teens! Teenagers now do nastier acts now than when I was a kid (keep in mind my experience is limited and impaired by substances) so seeing or hearing about the images are actually not that big of a deal IMHO. Besides, she is human (a HAWT human at that but with no talent) and humans do stupid things. Hell, Paris Hilton parleyed worse than this into movies and a record deal. And she isn’t nearly as good as Antonella is!

The simple fact is that mouth-love is a fact of life. People are acting like this is a big deal and it is SO WRONG when there are people on the show with kids. That means they actually had SEX rather than just mouth-love. Let’s not kick her off of the show because of her actions off of it. Let the peeps decide! I mean we can buy albums from drug dealers, wife beaters and child molesters but a girl works a wang on camera and is the epitome of all that is whoredom and must be ostracized. Bullshit. I for one am boycotting American Idol if they kick her off for this, same as I did for Frenchie. I hope the peeps join me in watching ABC’s line-up of Knights of Prosperity and In Case Of Emergency! VIVA ANTONELLA!!

Wow…I defended a woman. Yeesh, I must be softening my stance on my nemesis. I guess New Year, new attitude. Oh, on Saturday Nick and I went SHOPPING!! Yes, that sounded gay and I don’t care. I got some shoes, watches and sunglasses. And I finally found something I have wanted for a LOOOOOONG time in my size. Stay tuned because CHACHI’S FASHION PARTAAAAAY is coming soon! You better work it, bitch! Sashay shante! *Sigh* I swear I’m not gay.

So lastly I got Civil War #7 on Wednesday and all I can say is I was not expecting THAT. I won’t ruin it for you (albeit aside from two of you I know none of you give a fuck) but it wasn’t up to par with Identity Crisis (few things are) in terms of the ending. It was rather deep (NO, CAP! NOOOOO!) at the end and NAMOR came and wrecked shop! Aquaman should take note on how to be an underwater king. Anyway, if any of you read comic I recommend reading this since this is the precursor to where Marvel is going for the next year or so until they revamp or create a fucking pocket universe. And Tony Stark is a dick.

Well, that is all for now. I will have the detailed results of Douchebrawl 2007’s First Round up later today and the polls will be up no later than Wednesday (odds are tomorrow morning) so tell your friends and stalkers to vote! With your help this could be bigger than The Snorks! Oh, also this week I will have reviews of Reno 911: Miami (best movie of the year so far?) and album reviews of UVERworld’s BUGRIGHT and Dragon Ash’s INDEPENDINETE! Stay up, peeps.

Chachi Out!