Idol Chatter

What’s up peeps? Douchebrawl 2007’s First Round went off pretty damn well and I first want to thank you guys for that. I have updated the brackets already and will have them in PDF format on the website and as a JPEG on the Blogger and MySpace blogs. There were a few upsets and a TIE for the second straight year that I had to break myself! Great work, peeps!

Okay, now with that out of the way it is rant time! Now not many of you watch American Idol (Hell, I stopped watching after ‘Daughtrygate’ because HE WUZ ROBBED!) but I have been hearing about Antonella Barba and her ‘scandalous’ pictures on the interweb. First off, YES I have seen the pictures and YES it does kind of look like her. Could be, could not be but it isn’t a dead ringer. Need to do some more investigation if you get my drift. Forensic reasons! Either way, even if it is I have something to say to America:

SO THE HELL WHAT?!

Okay, people think I have a really big issue with women. I think they can be really ignorant about their decisions and their rational for their actions (staying with an idiot for EIGHT YEARS?! What the hell, man?!) but at the end of the day, it’s the same as I ALWAYS SAY. You have to chalk it up as a loss and charge it to the game. Big ups to 40 Water for that one. I understand that the position she was in is rather compromising but let’s face it. Ladies, be serious how many times have you given mouth-love to a guy? Now simple logic would be to never EVER film it in any way shape or form. Not for protection (although I think that would be smart, it’s like filming a damn robbery) but quite simply there is no reason to. However, if that is your thing than it is just your thing.

I honestly believe that people have a REAL issue about this solely because this is a show geared for teens. However, who are the dirtiest of all? Teens! Teenagers now do nastier acts now than when I was a kid (keep in mind my experience is limited and impaired by substances) so seeing or hearing about the images are actually not that big of a deal IMHO. Besides, she is human (a HAWT human at that but with no talent) and humans do stupid things. Hell, Paris Hilton parleyed worse than this into movies and a record deal. And she isn’t nearly as good as Antonella is!

The simple fact is that mouth-love is a fact of life. People are acting like this is a big deal and it is SO WRONG when there are people on the show with kids. That means they actually had SEX rather than just mouth-love. Let’s not kick her off of the show because of her actions off of it. Let the peeps decide! I mean we can buy albums from drug dealers, wife beaters and child molesters but a girl works a wang on camera and is the epitome of all that is whoredom and must be ostracized. Bullshit. I for one am boycotting American Idol if they kick her off for this, same as I did for Frenchie. I hope the peeps join me in watching ABC’s line-up of Knights of Prosperity and In Case Of Emergency! VIVA ANTONELLA!!

Wow…I defended a woman. Yeesh, I must be softening my stance on my nemesis. I guess New Year, new attitude. Oh, on Saturday Nick and I went SHOPPING!! Yes, that sounded gay and I don’t care. I got some shoes, watches and sunglasses. And I finally found something I have wanted for a LOOOOOONG time in my size. Stay tuned because CHACHI’S FASHION PARTAAAAAY is coming soon! You better work it, bitch! Sashay shante! *Sigh* I swear I’m not gay.

So lastly I got Civil War #7 on Wednesday and all I can say is I was not expecting THAT. I won’t ruin it for you (albeit aside from two of you I know none of you give a fuck) but it wasn’t up to par with Identity Crisis (few things are) in terms of the ending. It was rather deep (NO, CAP! NOOOOO!) at the end and NAMOR came and wrecked shop! Aquaman should take note on how to be an underwater king. Anyway, if any of you read comic I recommend reading this since this is the precursor to where Marvel is going for the next year or so until they revamp or create a fucking pocket universe. And Tony Stark is a dick.

Well, that is all for now. I will have the detailed results of Douchebrawl 2007’s First Round up later today and the polls will be up no later than Wednesday (odds are tomorrow morning) so tell your friends and stalkers to vote! With your help this could be bigger than The Snorks! Oh, also this week I will have reviews of Reno 911: Miami (best movie of the year so far?) and album reviews of UVERworld’s BUGRIGHT and Dragon Ash’s INDEPENDINETE! Stay up, peeps.

Chachi Out!