Lets get on with the show!! Here are the finalized results!
Now, for the recap!
50 Cent Musicians Region
50 Cent Musicians Region
Best Match-Up#5 Clay Aiken vs. #12 James Blount
It is times like this that they play the game! I thought Clay had this matchup on lockdown but the douchery of James Blount prevailed! Clay actually had the lead on the first few days but James came on strong for one of the biggest upsets in Douchebrawl history!
It is times like this that they play the game! I thought Clay had this matchup on lockdown but the douchery of James Blount prevailed! Clay actually had the lead on the first few days but James came on strong for one of the biggest upsets in Douchebrawl history!
Biggest Upset#4 R.Kelly vs #13 Snoop Dogg
Wow. For the second straight year Snoop makes it to the second round beating someone I thought was more of an asshat than him. I really thought R.Kelly had a HUGE chance to win this but I was so wrong. Congrats, Snoop!
Best Second Round Match-Up#3 Eminem vs. #11 Dave Matthews Band
DMB pulled another upset by beating Toby Keith in the First Round while Eminem dusted Akon. The official music of Bro Rape has a legit shot to take down Mr. Mathers and then who knows?
DMB pulled another upset by beating Toby Keith in the First Round while Eminem dusted Akon. The official music of Bro Rape has a legit shot to take down Mr. Mathers and then who knows?
Projected Winner: #1 Bono
As of right now, the losses of R.Kelly and Clay Aiken give him an easy road (perceivably) to the Douchebrawl Final Four. As the people have shown anything can happen, but Bono’s road has just gotten a tad bit easier.
George Lucas Acting Region
Best Match Up: #7 Leonardo DiCaprio vs. #10 Hayden Christensen
WOW. Once again, Hayden finds a way to win in the First Round of Douchebrawl! It came down to a tiebreaker (the second one ever!) and Hayden gets the nod over Leo because he is the love interest of Jessica Alba in his next movie. Congrats, dick! On to the Second Round!
WOW. Once again, Hayden finds a way to win in the First Round of Douchebrawl! It came down to a tiebreaker (the second one ever!) and Hayden gets the nod over Leo because he is the love interest of Jessica Alba in his next movie. Congrats, dick! On to the Second Round!
Biggest Upset: #4 George Clooney vs. #13 Julia Roberts
Rory Cow! For the second straight year George Clooney gets bounced in the First Round by a lower seed! Julia meanwhile gets to the Second Round yet again in a rematch with Ben Affleck! I really thought this was George’s year.
Rory Cow! For the second straight year George Clooney gets bounced in the First Round by a lower seed! Julia meanwhile gets to the Second Round yet again in a rematch with Ben Affleck! I really thought this was George’s year.
Best Second Round Match-Up#11 Russell Crowe vs. #3 Nick Cage
This is the match that could blow this thing open. A win by Russell Crowe could do for him what the upset of Cameron Diaz did for Heather Graham but opening up the bracket for a showdown with the top seed. Or, Nick Cage could parley being retarded (or from Tennessee) into the Final Eight. This matchup is HUGE.
This is the match that could blow this thing open. A win by Russell Crowe could do for him what the upset of Cameron Diaz did for Heather Graham but opening up the bracket for a showdown with the top seed. Or, Nick Cage could parley being retarded (or from Tennessee) into the Final Eight. This matchup is HUGE.
Projected Winner: #1 Mel Gibson
Yeah, gotta go with Mel this time. He still trumps out all the rest in all around douchiness.
Yeah, gotta go with Mel this time. He still trumps out all the rest in all around douchiness.
Heather Graham Trollop Whore Region
Best Match-Up: #8 Tyra Banks vs #9 Pamela Anderson
This is more by default. The were no real shockers this year with there being such a top heavy field. Tyra dominated Pam which was a bit of a shock, though.
This is more by default. The were no real shockers this year with there being such a top heavy field. Tyra dominated Pam which was a bit of a shock, though.
Biggest Upset: #7 Jessica Simpson vs. #10 Katie Holmes
Katie avenges last years First Round exit! Being the wife of Tom Cruise automatically got her some votes here and pushes her to an upset of the obviously-missing-Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson.
Katie avenges last years First Round exit! Being the wife of Tom Cruise automatically got her some votes here and pushes her to an upset of the obviously-missing-Nick Lachey Jessica Simpson.
Best Second Round Match-Up: #3 Tara Reid vs. #6 Lindsay Lohan
This match-up could be VERY hotly contested mainly because they both suck about evenly. Lindsay more so lately but Tara’s track record is a LOT longer in terms of suckitude. Let the battle begin!!Projected Winner: #1 Paris HiltonNo change. Britney is REALLY trying to win this bad boy but Paris until further notice is the UCLA of this region.Andy Dick Fucktard Region
This match-up could be VERY hotly contested mainly because they both suck about evenly. Lindsay more so lately but Tara’s track record is a LOT longer in terms of suckitude. Let the battle begin!!Projected Winner: #1 Paris HiltonNo change. Britney is REALLY trying to win this bad boy but Paris until further notice is the UCLA of this region.Andy Dick Fucktard Region
Best Matchup:#6 Flavor Flav vs. #11The Verizon Guy
This was a personal shocker because I hate Verizon so much now. My signal doesn’t even work in my house! Meh, the peeps spoke and now Flav and the clock are in the Second Round in a rather close matchup.
Biggest Upset: None.
All the higher seeds won their First Round Match-Ups. Kind of shocking but it makes for a stacked Second Round.
Best Second Round Matchup: #1 Kevin Federline vs. #8 Ryan Seacrest
I totally underestimated the distain for Ryan Seacrest. He has a real legit chance of knocking out K-Fed or at least giving him a run for his money. The Valderrama/Tarrentino match up is intriguing but I gotta go for the Moron vs. The Idol Idiot.
I totally underestimated the distain for Ryan Seacrest. He has a real legit chance of knocking out K-Fed or at least giving him a run for his money. The Valderrama/Tarrentino match up is intriguing but I gotta go for the Moron vs. The Idol Idiot.
Projected Winner: #1 Kevin Federline
I repeat ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. But odds are it wont. K-Fed wins this bad boy.
Well, the First Round is officially over and the Second Round kicks off tomorrow! I am working on the polls as we speak and once they are up cast your votes! You have until Sunday at 10pm MST to cast your ballots! I will be back soon!
Chachi Out!
Well, the First Round is officially over and the Second Round kicks off tomorrow! I am working on the polls as we speak and once they are up cast your votes! You have until Sunday at 10pm MST to cast your ballots! I will be back soon!
Chachi Out!
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