Well, I am back on the scene after finishing my taxes and it is time to celebrate! Get ready for the biggest twenty videos on the planet!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We only have one video on Falling Out this week:
YUI – I’ll Be (Peaked at #2)
Big year for YUI last year, but she seems to have quieted down. We start off with the second biggest video of 2008 spending its last week on the chart!
20. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #16, Five Weeks at #1)
After a long…long…LONG run, T.I. and Rihanna fall four spots this week and look to be with us for the last time. I wonder if the T.I. and Justin Timberlake song will be made into video form soon?
19. John Legend – Everybody Knows (New Entry)
New John Legend! This is a song I missed a few times due to my iPod being full but now that I have my Zune back, maybe the piece of shit will work and I can listen to it. Love this song and just saw the video…now. What do ya think?
18. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #19)
Kid CuDi slowly moves up this week as he climbs one single spot. I wonder where they are going to take this to because he is actually rather tolerable.
17. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #13)
NEW VIDEO! Got it downloaded and it is the mad notes! Big ups to James for pointing it out to me as well. I have readers!
16. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #20)
B.o.B. rockets up four spots this week! So with hip hop resurging, this is a good year for someone like B.o.B. to come out and ride the wave like Kanye and Lupe did in 2004-2005 after the brainrape that was 50 Cent.
15. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #17)
So Jeezy and Nas move up two spots this week and I have to say that this video is growing on me despite the asinine hook. Because it is damn stupid.
14. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #11)
Paramore falls three spots this week as one of the biggest bands of 2008 makes its last stop it seems for a least a while. I needs more Hayley!
13. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #15)
BACK-ON moves a little bit closer to return to the Top 10 this week as they climb up two spots. They shocked a lot of people by bringing home two Chachi Music Awards but their album was well worth the wait. Check it out!
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Game and Ne-Yo seem to have stalled out this week as they spend their second week at number twelve. Ne-Yo’s new video isn’t bad at all I must say. Has an Usher vibe to it. Not in a bad way, either.
11. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #14)
Yeah, THAT Jesse McCartney is one step away from the Top 10. Screw you, this song is bad ass. And the remix of “How Do You Sleep” is surprisingly great as well. Could we see a J-Tim replacement?
10. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #10, Four Weeks at #1)
We are into the Top 10 as we begin with BoA and her former number one video! Those of you that have called me may have heard that this is MY FRICKING RINGBACK NOW! IN YOUR FACE, KRAPPABEL! Seriously, I still love this song.
9. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #10)
So NERD is slowly moving up, hopping a spot this week. I wonder if the Kanye West tour is coming to Denver at all. Odds are…no.
8. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #5)
Ikimonogakari falls from the Top Five this week as it looks like their bid to finally retake the top spot has ended. They are a frontrunner for Album of the Year in 2009, though.
7. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #9)
YA-KYIM and SEAMO are moving on up! Two more spots and they are back in the Top Five with maybe another video, joining only a few artists that have ever pulled that off on the Countdown! Man, they need another full album.
6. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #3)
After coming so close to knocking off the champ, Nana Mizuki falls three big spots this week outside of the Top Five. She has a new video though so it is only a matter of time before she comes back.
5. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #7)
We are in the Top Five and Kanye West is back up here once again! I am hearing rumblings that they next video off of his album is “Amazing” with Young Jeezy or “Coldest Winter” and if that is the case I am hella happy in both moves.
4. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #6)
Well I’ll be damned! Joe Inoue moves up a big two spots this week and one step closer to maybe even a number one video! Man, this video has really caught my attention and the song is on every MP3 mix I make lately. It is that good. We are down to three!
3. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #4)
It has been a LOOOOOONG JOURNEY for RSP x BGB but they are into the Top Three finally for the first time! So I am wondering what is next from RSP because I hadn’t heard much from them but I see no albums for them on YesAsia. Little help, anyone?
2. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 2)
For the second straight week, Aqua Timez holds on to the runner up spot! WHAT IN THE HELL IS UP WITH THE BLEACH FILLER! TURN THE FRICKING PENDELUM ALREADY, DAMMIT! Crap….well with Aqua Timez at number two, we have the same number one once again!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Three Weeks at #1)
YA-KYIM is at number one for the third straight week! I looks like we may have a dynasty in the making here with these young ladies. Bennie K could have a run for their money with them as they are both tied with two number one videos! Who is the biggest J-Pop group on the Countdown? YA-KYIM has the edge now!
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next week to see if YA-KYIM can make it a full week on top! Or will Aqua Timez finally grab the throne back? Or can RSP x BGB continue their streak and take the crown from the ladies of YA-KYIM? See you in seven to find out!
Chachi Out
Friday, January 30, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Can I Get An "I'm To Sober To Post" Wednesday?!
First things first: GOOD LUCK IN NEW YORK, K-MONEY! YOU GOT THIS ON LOCKDOWN!
Secondly…this is the greatest song ever:
Seriously, I could not stop laughing when this came on my iPod on the FREX. Hard to explain to people how great this song is when no one knows who Nitty is. I mean….GOD THIS SONG IS FRICKING TIT SANDWICH! I am so old, I remember wanting to see that movie because of Christina Milian. Then she went and fucked Nick Cannon. Which means she has the AIDS. Sorry baby, you missed out on the Deuce.
Countdown on Friday and DOUCHEBRAWL BEGINS NEXT THURSDAY! STAY TUNED, MOFOS!
Chachi Out
Secondly…this is the greatest song ever:
Seriously, I could not stop laughing when this came on my iPod on the FREX. Hard to explain to people how great this song is when no one knows who Nitty is. I mean….GOD THIS SONG IS FRICKING TIT SANDWICH! I am so old, I remember wanting to see that movie because of Christina Milian. Then she went and fucked Nick Cannon. Which means she has the AIDS. Sorry baby, you missed out on the Deuce.
Countdown on Friday and DOUCHEBRAWL BEGINS NEXT THURSDAY! STAY TUNED, MOFOS!
Chachi Out
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Awards: Arbitrarily Given To People For No Real Reason Since 1934. NOW IT'S MY TURN!
Alright, after a few delays and a hell of a lot of deliberation, it is time for the biggest award show of the year behind the Chachi Video Music Awards! The nominees have been
Passion of Chachi Presents the 2008 Chachi Music Awards!!
And here…we…go….
SONGS
Dance Song of the Year
Lady GaGa – Just Dance
Chris Brown – Forever
BoA – Eat You Up
JUSTICE – D.A.N.C.E.
Pitbull featuring Lil Jon – Krazy
Ciara featuring T-Pain – Go Girl
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
And The Winner Is…BoA – Eat You Up!
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Not really a shocker but this one was close. Lady GaGa came close to winning this one but in the end no one can top BoA. Anyone get that reference? “Girls on Top?” Anyone? Okay, I admit it was kind of a reach.
Pop Song of the Year
Hearts Grow – Sora
James Morrison – You Give Me
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Colbie Calliblat – Realize
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bi (Rain) – Love Story
Rihanna – Take A Bow
And The Winner Is…Rain – Love Story!
Okay, this comes as a little bit of an upset but you forget something: THIS IS RAIN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE! He is the sexiest piece of Korean mancake to ever come from the peninsula! Hearts Grow and Wonder Girls both came close but in the end, no one can stop Rain!
Rock Song of the Year
Nightmare – Lost In Blue
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
Mindless Self-Indulgence – Never Wanted To Dance
Paramore – That’s What You Get
BACK-ON – Sands Of Time
The Killers – Too Human
L’Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
KELUN – CHU-BURA
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT!
Their swansong year was 2008 and I have to give them credit where credit is due. I initially didn’t like this band but as soon as they became my favorite band…they broke up. This is the least I can do for them rocking our faces as J-Rock fans for the last three years or so.
Hip Hop Song of the Year
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Lupe Fiasco feat Mark Santos, Young Jeezy & T.I. – Superstar (Remix)
Game feat Keishia Cole – Game’s Pain
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
Lil Wayne feat Static Major – Lollipop
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) – Us Placers
Fonzworth Bentley feat Kanye West and Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop)
And The Winner Is…T.I. featuring Rihanna – Live Your Life!
Again, no real upset here, although Us Placers came close to winning this because it will always be a personal fav of mine. In the end, no other hip hop song dominated my time like this one. Mostly because he is going to teh jail soon but still.
J-Pop Song of the Year
YUI – Laugh Away
Hearts Grow – Sora
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
Bennie K – Monochrome
May J – Do Tha’, Do Tha’
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Is this an upset? TK is a legend in the J-pop scene but to take out Bennie K, YA-KYIM, NaNa and YUI is quite an accomplishment. Wow, this was all women except for TK and HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR. Man, are males even IN J-Pop anymore? Where in the hell is VERBAL?
R&B Song of the Year
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love This Club
Alicia Keys – Superwoman
Erykah Badu – Honey
Rain – Love Story
Jennifer Hudson feat Young Jeezy – Spotlight (Remix)
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Well, this was between Toshinobu Kobuta and Usher and TK came out on top. It was a slow year for R&B on the American shores but Japan and Korea stepped their games up I must say. I am STILL all about this song and IMHO rightfully so. It is the mad notes.
K-Pop Song of the Year
Tae Yang – Watching Only You
Rain – Love Story
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Seo In Young – Cinderella
Wonder Girls – So Hot
BoA – Eat You Up
Uhm Jung Hwa – D.I.S.C.O.
Big Bang – Number 1
And The Winner Is… Wonder Girls – So Hot!
WELL DUH! Yes, Rain and Hyori Lee came close but at the end of the day, any video that just knowing about can get me V& is worth the award. K-Pop looks to be taking over in 2009 and I have to say I am glad to see it. It may make America rethink the whole jailbait thing. Pedo Bear approves!
Song of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) feat Thom Yorke – Us Placers
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bennie K – Monochrome
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Hearts Grow – Sora
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
And The Winner Is…Bennie K – Monochrome!
This was a tough one. At the end of the day, there was no song I listened to more than Bennie K’s “Monochrome” this spring. Hell, I don’t believe there is a group that I have enjoyed listening to more than Bennie K this decade aside from Outkast. And they hate me because they are never making a new album. Either way, this is your biggest song of 2008!
ALBUMS
Pop Album of the Year
Rain – Rainism
Coldplay – Viva La Vida
New Kids on The Block – The Block
Jason Mraz – We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things
RBD – Empezar Desde Cero
Miley Cyrus – Breakout
Duffy - Rockferry
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
And The Winner Is…Rain – Rainism!
Hip Hop Album of the Year
Game - LAX
Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III
Atmosphere – When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
T.I. – Paper Trail
Kanye West – 808 & Heartbreak
Young Jeezy – The Recession
Common – Universal Mind Control
And the Winner Is…T.I. – Paper Trail!
J-Pop Album of the Year
May J – Baby Girl
Yui – MY SHORT STORIES Vol. 1 & 2
KELUN – KELUN
BACK-ON – YES!!!
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
EXILE – EXILE LOVE
BoA – THE FACE
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
R&B Album of the Year
Robin Thicke – Something Else
Chris Brown – Exclusive (Re-Issue)
Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Pt. 1 (4th World War)
Usher – Here I Stand
Ne-Yo – Year of the Gentleman
John Legend – Evolver
Jennifer Hudson – Jennifer Hudson
And The Winner Is…John Legend – Evolver!
J-Rock Album of the Year
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – ROCK PIT
KELUN – KELUN
An Cafe – Gokutama Rock Cafe
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
Sambomaster – Ongaku no Kodomo wa Mina Utau
UVERworld - PROGLUTION
BACK-ON – YES!!!
Bennie K – BEST OF THE BESTEST
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
Yes, you read that correctly. There is a tie. Kanye’s album may have not been the rap fans cup of tea (Read: 50 Cent fans) but in terms of being outside of the box it sure was there. He even made the autotuner seem less annoying. But…it was STILL ANNOYING and a returning Rain capitalized on it with a surprisingly awesome return album. Add in an epic video with “Rainism” and you have the two biggest comebacks of 2008!
ARTISTS
Pop Artist of the Year
Colbie Caillat
Nelly Furtado
Coldplay
Jesse McCartney
Duffy
RBD
Miley Cyrus
NLT
And The Winner Is…Duffy!
Rock Artist of the Year
Paramore
Shinedown
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Killers
L`Arc~en~Ciel
Theory of a Deadman
Maximum The Hormone
Disturbed
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Hip Hop Artist of the Year
Lil’ Wayne
Kanye West
Young Jeezy
Andre 3000
Lupe Fiasco
T.I.
Game
Snoop Dogg
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
J-Pop Artist of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta
Kumi Koda
NaNa
YUI
Hearts Grow
Yuna Ito
TM Revolution
Ikimonogakari
And The Winner Is…YUI!
R&B Artist of the Year
Usher
Alicia Keys
Erykah Badu
John Legend
Chris Brown
Rihanna
Robin Thicke
Toshinobu Kobuta
And The Winner Is…Usher!
J-Rock Artist of the Year
BACK-ON
KELUN
Maximum The Hormone
Dir En Grey
Tommy Heavenly6
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION
Aqua Timez
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
K-Pop Artist of the Year
Hyori Lee
Big Bang
Rain
BoA
Wonder Girls
Tae Yang
BoA
Uhm Jung Hwa
And The Winner Is…Wonder Girls!
Group of the Year
Paramore
L’Arc~en~Ciel
Ikimonogakari
Hearts Grow
KELUN
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Wonder Girls
Bennie K
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Artist of the Year
Kanye West
YUI
Hyori Lee
T.I.
Wonder Girls
Young Jeezy
NaNa
Bennie K
Rain
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
After losing out in 2006 to John Legend and 2007 to YUI, Kanye West finally takes home the award for Artist of the Year! It was pretty much between he, Wonder Girls and T.I. who all had huge years but in the end it was Yeezy’s time to shine. Four number one videos, a number one album and another year of being all over the news brings him this award. Oh, and a great album to boot.
That is the Chachi Music Awards! 2008 was a great year for music and 2009 is looking HUGE so I look forward to seeing you all next January! Also, stay tuned as Douchebrawl will be coming soon as well!
Chachi Out!
Passion of Chachi Presents the 2008 Chachi Music Awards!!
And here…we…go….
SONGS
Dance Song of the Year
Lady GaGa – Just Dance
Chris Brown – Forever
BoA – Eat You Up
JUSTICE – D.A.N.C.E.
Pitbull featuring Lil Jon – Krazy
Ciara featuring T-Pain – Go Girl
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
And The Winner Is…BoA – Eat You Up!
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Not really a shocker but this one was close. Lady GaGa came close to winning this one but in the end no one can top BoA. Anyone get that reference? “Girls on Top?” Anyone? Okay, I admit it was kind of a reach.
Pop Song of the Year
Hearts Grow – Sora
James Morrison – You Give Me
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Colbie Calliblat – Realize
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bi (Rain) – Love Story
Rihanna – Take A Bow
And The Winner Is…Rain – Love Story!
Okay, this comes as a little bit of an upset but you forget something: THIS IS RAIN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE! He is the sexiest piece of Korean mancake to ever come from the peninsula! Hearts Grow and Wonder Girls both came close but in the end, no one can stop Rain!
Rock Song of the Year
Nightmare – Lost In Blue
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
Mindless Self-Indulgence – Never Wanted To Dance
Paramore – That’s What You Get
BACK-ON – Sands Of Time
The Killers – Too Human
L’Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
KELUN – CHU-BURA
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT!
Their swansong year was 2008 and I have to give them credit where credit is due. I initially didn’t like this band but as soon as they became my favorite band…they broke up. This is the least I can do for them rocking our faces as J-Rock fans for the last three years or so.
Hip Hop Song of the Year
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Lupe Fiasco feat Mark Santos, Young Jeezy & T.I. – Superstar (Remix)
Game feat Keishia Cole – Game’s Pain
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
Lil Wayne feat Static Major – Lollipop
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) – Us Placers
Fonzworth Bentley feat Kanye West and Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop)
And The Winner Is…T.I. featuring Rihanna – Live Your Life!
Again, no real upset here, although Us Placers came close to winning this because it will always be a personal fav of mine. In the end, no other hip hop song dominated my time like this one. Mostly because he is going to teh jail soon but still.
J-Pop Song of the Year
YUI – Laugh Away
Hearts Grow – Sora
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
Bennie K – Monochrome
May J – Do Tha’, Do Tha’
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Is this an upset? TK is a legend in the J-pop scene but to take out Bennie K, YA-KYIM, NaNa and YUI is quite an accomplishment. Wow, this was all women except for TK and HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR. Man, are males even IN J-Pop anymore? Where in the hell is VERBAL?
R&B Song of the Year
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love This Club
Alicia Keys – Superwoman
Erykah Badu – Honey
Rain – Love Story
Jennifer Hudson feat Young Jeezy – Spotlight (Remix)
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Well, this was between Toshinobu Kobuta and Usher and TK came out on top. It was a slow year for R&B on the American shores but Japan and Korea stepped their games up I must say. I am STILL all about this song and IMHO rightfully so. It is the mad notes.
K-Pop Song of the Year
Tae Yang – Watching Only You
Rain – Love Story
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Seo In Young – Cinderella
Wonder Girls – So Hot
BoA – Eat You Up
Uhm Jung Hwa – D.I.S.C.O.
Big Bang – Number 1
And The Winner Is… Wonder Girls – So Hot!
WELL DUH! Yes, Rain and Hyori Lee came close but at the end of the day, any video that just knowing about can get me V& is worth the award. K-Pop looks to be taking over in 2009 and I have to say I am glad to see it. It may make America rethink the whole jailbait thing. Pedo Bear approves!
Song of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) feat Thom Yorke – Us Placers
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bennie K – Monochrome
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Hearts Grow – Sora
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
And The Winner Is…Bennie K – Monochrome!
This was a tough one. At the end of the day, there was no song I listened to more than Bennie K’s “Monochrome” this spring. Hell, I don’t believe there is a group that I have enjoyed listening to more than Bennie K this decade aside from Outkast. And they hate me because they are never making a new album. Either way, this is your biggest song of 2008!
ALBUMS
Pop Album of the Year
Rain – Rainism
Coldplay – Viva La Vida
New Kids on The Block – The Block
Jason Mraz – We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things
RBD – Empezar Desde Cero
Miley Cyrus – Breakout
Duffy - Rockferry
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
And The Winner Is…Rain – Rainism!
Hip Hop Album of the Year
Game - LAX
Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III
Atmosphere – When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
T.I. – Paper Trail
Kanye West – 808 & Heartbreak
Young Jeezy – The Recession
Common – Universal Mind Control
And the Winner Is…T.I. – Paper Trail!
J-Pop Album of the Year
May J – Baby Girl
Yui – MY SHORT STORIES Vol. 1 & 2
KELUN – KELUN
BACK-ON – YES!!!
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
EXILE – EXILE LOVE
BoA – THE FACE
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
R&B Album of the Year
Robin Thicke – Something Else
Chris Brown – Exclusive (Re-Issue)
Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Pt. 1 (4th World War)
Usher – Here I Stand
Ne-Yo – Year of the Gentleman
John Legend – Evolver
Jennifer Hudson – Jennifer Hudson
And The Winner Is…John Legend – Evolver!
J-Rock Album of the Year
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – ROCK PIT
KELUN – KELUN
An Cafe – Gokutama Rock Cafe
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
Sambomaster – Ongaku no Kodomo wa Mina Utau
UVERworld - PROGLUTION
BACK-ON – YES!!!
Bennie K – BEST OF THE BESTEST
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
Album of the Year
Lil’ Wayne – Tha Carter III
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
T.I. – Paper Trail
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
John Legend – Evolver
Duffy - Rockferry
Rain – Rainism
Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak
And The Winner Is…A TIE: Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak and Rain – Rainism!
Lil’ Wayne – Tha Carter III
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
T.I. – Paper Trail
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
John Legend – Evolver
Duffy - Rockferry
Rain – Rainism
Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak
And The Winner Is…A TIE: Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak and Rain – Rainism!
Yes, you read that correctly. There is a tie. Kanye’s album may have not been the rap fans cup of tea (Read: 50 Cent fans) but in terms of being outside of the box it sure was there. He even made the autotuner seem less annoying. But…it was STILL ANNOYING and a returning Rain capitalized on it with a surprisingly awesome return album. Add in an epic video with “Rainism” and you have the two biggest comebacks of 2008!
ARTISTS
Pop Artist of the Year
Colbie Caillat
Nelly Furtado
Coldplay
Jesse McCartney
Duffy
RBD
Miley Cyrus
NLT
And The Winner Is…Duffy!
Rock Artist of the Year
Paramore
Shinedown
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Killers
L`Arc~en~Ciel
Theory of a Deadman
Maximum The Hormone
Disturbed
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Hip Hop Artist of the Year
Lil’ Wayne
Kanye West
Young Jeezy
Andre 3000
Lupe Fiasco
T.I.
Game
Snoop Dogg
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
J-Pop Artist of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta
Kumi Koda
NaNa
YUI
Hearts Grow
Yuna Ito
TM Revolution
Ikimonogakari
And The Winner Is…YUI!
R&B Artist of the Year
Usher
Alicia Keys
Erykah Badu
John Legend
Chris Brown
Rihanna
Robin Thicke
Toshinobu Kobuta
And The Winner Is…Usher!
J-Rock Artist of the Year
BACK-ON
KELUN
Maximum The Hormone
Dir En Grey
Tommy Heavenly6
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION
Aqua Timez
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
K-Pop Artist of the Year
Hyori Lee
Big Bang
Rain
BoA
Wonder Girls
Tae Yang
BoA
Uhm Jung Hwa
And The Winner Is…Wonder Girls!
Group of the Year
Paramore
L’Arc~en~Ciel
Ikimonogakari
Hearts Grow
KELUN
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Wonder Girls
Bennie K
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Artist of the Year
Kanye West
YUI
Hyori Lee
T.I.
Wonder Girls
Young Jeezy
NaNa
Bennie K
Rain
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
After losing out in 2006 to John Legend and 2007 to YUI, Kanye West finally takes home the award for Artist of the Year! It was pretty much between he, Wonder Girls and T.I. who all had huge years but in the end it was Yeezy’s time to shine. Four number one videos, a number one album and another year of being all over the news brings him this award. Oh, and a great album to boot.
That is the Chachi Music Awards! 2008 was a great year for music and 2009 is looking HUGE so I look forward to seeing you all next January! Also, stay tuned as Douchebrawl will be coming soon as well!
Chachi Out!
Friday, January 23, 2009
Women: The Bane Of My Being Since Who's The Boss
What is up, people? First off…HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW WAS BACK!? YOU ALL ARE DICKS! Secondly, I am back on Friday this time for the end of the work week staple!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s check out who is Falling Out:
Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Peaked at #2 for two weeks)
UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Peaked at #6)
No more Rain?! HOW WILL I LIVE! Well, here is a debut from a new rising star in hip hop from the ATL!
20. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (New Entry)
Well, B.o.B. seems to have flown under the radar for the year of 2008, only being seen on that song with Rich Boy that was kind of “meh.” However he is back with his first official (I believe) video and I have to say it has an Andre 3000 feel to it. Which is a great thing. Could he be the next big thing?
19. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #20)
Kid CuDi moves up one spot this week. I think that hip hop needs to do more of stuff like this. I mean, how long can rappers keep Rick Rossin it? HA! That’s comedy!
18. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #15)
It looks like YUI is about to spend her last week on the Countdown! Do you know she had a video on the Countdown every week in 2008 after March? Now THAT is dominance, people.
17. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (New Entry)
Hell yeah! My president is Black and SO IS YOURS! I could do without the hook as it is trifling as hell but the song actually isn’t bad at all. Sounds like Young Jeezy is really putting in that work.
16. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #13, Five Weeks at #1)
Damn, this video is STILL HANGING ON! So I am excited to see the new T.I. reality show because….he will be in jail and all…
15. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #18)
BACK-ON moves up a big three spots this week as they celebrate their return to the Countdown. It seems like ABS is back…which means that rock is about to be IN YOUR FACE!
14. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #16)
So Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week. It has been a while since we have seen straight up male pop on the Countdown. Not since J-Tim I believe. Speaking of J-Tim…WHERE YOU AT, DAWG?!
13. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #10)
NEW HALCALI VIDEO! Just downloaded it and man have these young ladies grown up! I am so proud…and they are so hot. Damn it, get the van!
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Game stands pat at number twelve this week as we move on. Could he be stalling out? It looks like rap is making a comeback in 2009, though. That is refreshing.
11. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #7)
Paramore falls from the Top Ten this week and I have to say this is a group that really grew on me in 2008. Aside from Chris Brown and Seamo, no one changed my opinion of them more than Paramore. That and Hayley makes me smile.
10. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #11)
NERD moves into the Top Ten once again! This video still so fits the song and even though the song wasn’t written about the bailout, it TOTALLY FRICKING FITS! You f-d up, dickweeds.
9. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #14) [Biggest Mover]
Well what do you know? More YA-KYIM for your asses! They bring along Seamo as he gets his first Top Ten video with a video that makes me love Yurie more every time I watch it. Oh, and they have two videos in the Top Ten, the first artist to do that since T.I. last year. Nice work!
8. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #5, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top Five for the first time in two months this week. Okay, I needs me some more BoA and right the hell now. I am so seriously right now.
7. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #9)
So Kanye is slowly and surely moving his way up the Countdown this week. He bounces up two more spaces as it looks like “808’s & Heartbreak” could end up being the Album of the Year on Sunday. Or could it?
6. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #8)
Wow, a Naruto theme up this high? Who knew?! Either way, Joe Inoue has moved up two spots this week and they are looking at maybe even hanging with the big boys. Pretty good for their first time out!
5. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #4)
Ikimonogakari falls one spot this week but stays in the Top Five. This song really pepped up my day the other day when I was feeling down. It just has that effect on me. Such fun it is!
4. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #6)
RSP x BGB move one step closer to the mountain top! The jump into the Top Five this week and look to be going strong! Although, I was surprised the BGB were still alive. I mean they were around with shelltoes and bomber jackets. Or not, I dunno. I zone in and out. We are down to three!
3. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #2)
Nana Mizuki has a new video out! Despite that, she falls one spot to the bronze podium this week with this video. Can I just say that I love her fricking voice? I really do just think it is highly awesome.
2. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez is one step away from their second number one video! So just when I think Bleach is going to get awesome…THEY GIVE US MORE FRICKING FILLER! I DIDN’T LIKE THE LAST ARC AND NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE! If you are going to give us filler, give us some Kon fools! Anyway, with Aqua Timez as the runner up, we have the same number one again!
1.YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Alisha, Yurie and Miku top the Countdown once again! For the second week the ladies of YA-KYM show why they are one of the stars of this Countdown. I loved the original of this song and the remake is bloody awesome. Congrats on another week!
Well, that is all for this week! See you next Friday to see if YA-KYIM can make it three weeks on top! Or will Aqua Timez return to the throne? Or can Nana Mizuki rebound to take the top spot for the rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I am out for now. Probably rocking the box in Denver tomorrow before it snows and then who knows what else this weekend seeing as how I get paid on FRICKING MONDAYS! What is this, old country?! Oy, now I must sell wife! I will NEVER sell cow! Peace out ya'll.
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s check out who is Falling Out:
Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Peaked at #2 for two weeks)
UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Peaked at #6)
No more Rain?! HOW WILL I LIVE! Well, here is a debut from a new rising star in hip hop from the ATL!
20. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (New Entry)
Well, B.o.B. seems to have flown under the radar for the year of 2008, only being seen on that song with Rich Boy that was kind of “meh.” However he is back with his first official (I believe) video and I have to say it has an Andre 3000 feel to it. Which is a great thing. Could he be the next big thing?
19. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #20)
Kid CuDi moves up one spot this week. I think that hip hop needs to do more of stuff like this. I mean, how long can rappers keep Rick Rossin it? HA! That’s comedy!
18. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #15)
It looks like YUI is about to spend her last week on the Countdown! Do you know she had a video on the Countdown every week in 2008 after March? Now THAT is dominance, people.
17. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (New Entry)
Hell yeah! My president is Black and SO IS YOURS! I could do without the hook as it is trifling as hell but the song actually isn’t bad at all. Sounds like Young Jeezy is really putting in that work.
16. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #13, Five Weeks at #1)
Damn, this video is STILL HANGING ON! So I am excited to see the new T.I. reality show because….he will be in jail and all…
15. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #18)
BACK-ON moves up a big three spots this week as they celebrate their return to the Countdown. It seems like ABS is back…which means that rock is about to be IN YOUR FACE!
14. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #16)
So Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week. It has been a while since we have seen straight up male pop on the Countdown. Not since J-Tim I believe. Speaking of J-Tim…WHERE YOU AT, DAWG?!
13. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #10)
NEW HALCALI VIDEO! Just downloaded it and man have these young ladies grown up! I am so proud…and they are so hot. Damn it, get the van!
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Game stands pat at number twelve this week as we move on. Could he be stalling out? It looks like rap is making a comeback in 2009, though. That is refreshing.
11. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #7)
Paramore falls from the Top Ten this week and I have to say this is a group that really grew on me in 2008. Aside from Chris Brown and Seamo, no one changed my opinion of them more than Paramore. That and Hayley makes me smile.
10. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #11)
NERD moves into the Top Ten once again! This video still so fits the song and even though the song wasn’t written about the bailout, it TOTALLY FRICKING FITS! You f-d up, dickweeds.
9. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #14) [Biggest Mover]
Well what do you know? More YA-KYIM for your asses! They bring along Seamo as he gets his first Top Ten video with a video that makes me love Yurie more every time I watch it. Oh, and they have two videos in the Top Ten, the first artist to do that since T.I. last year. Nice work!
8. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #5, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top Five for the first time in two months this week. Okay, I needs me some more BoA and right the hell now. I am so seriously right now.
7. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #9)
So Kanye is slowly and surely moving his way up the Countdown this week. He bounces up two more spaces as it looks like “808’s & Heartbreak” could end up being the Album of the Year on Sunday. Or could it?
6. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #8)
Wow, a Naruto theme up this high? Who knew?! Either way, Joe Inoue has moved up two spots this week and they are looking at maybe even hanging with the big boys. Pretty good for their first time out!
5. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #4)
Ikimonogakari falls one spot this week but stays in the Top Five. This song really pepped up my day the other day when I was feeling down. It just has that effect on me. Such fun it is!
4. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #6)
RSP x BGB move one step closer to the mountain top! The jump into the Top Five this week and look to be going strong! Although, I was surprised the BGB were still alive. I mean they were around with shelltoes and bomber jackets. Or not, I dunno. I zone in and out. We are down to three!
3. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #2)
Nana Mizuki has a new video out! Despite that, she falls one spot to the bronze podium this week with this video. Can I just say that I love her fricking voice? I really do just think it is highly awesome.
2. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez is one step away from their second number one video! So just when I think Bleach is going to get awesome…THEY GIVE US MORE FRICKING FILLER! I DIDN’T LIKE THE LAST ARC AND NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE! If you are going to give us filler, give us some Kon fools! Anyway, with Aqua Timez as the runner up, we have the same number one again!
1.YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Alisha, Yurie and Miku top the Countdown once again! For the second week the ladies of YA-KYM show why they are one of the stars of this Countdown. I loved the original of this song and the remake is bloody awesome. Congrats on another week!
Well, that is all for this week! See you next Friday to see if YA-KYIM can make it three weeks on top! Or will Aqua Timez return to the throne? Or can Nana Mizuki rebound to take the top spot for the rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I am out for now. Probably rocking the box in Denver tomorrow before it snows and then who knows what else this weekend seeing as how I get paid on FRICKING MONDAYS! What is this, old country?! Oy, now I must sell wife! I will NEVER sell cow! Peace out ya'll.
Chachi Out
Thursday, January 22, 2009
I...Hate...Beyonce. Seriously, Why Can't R&B Singers Get Shot Like Rappers?
Alright, people. All of these things SUCK ASS:
- Jim Jones & Ron Browz's Pop Champagne song (What in the fuck?! Nigga, you suck ass! Not Jim Jones, he's kind of cool. Roger Troutman is rolling over in his fucking grave right now!)
- Beyonce's....any-fucking-thing. (Especially "Diva" because a diva is as much a female version of a hustler and kike is a term of endearment for Jews. I fucking went there. Using words in a new context is fine as long as you aren't a dumb bitch about it)
- Anything having to do with the Joe Buddens/Saigon beef (Seriously...who? I mean I have nothing against Joey but Saigon? Why are you beefing with Southeast Asia? Did they change the name of Cambodia AGAIN? Oh...hes a rapper...EVEN WORSE)
- That new Justin Timberlake/T.I. song (Yeah...you can't remake the awesomeness that was "My Love" so stop trying. You come off less like "Ebony and Ivory" and more like "The Girl Is Mine" or even worse "Sarah Smile." Yes, I am making interracial pop song references. Sue me, they all can't be gems)
- Not being able to have a lunchtime margarita (Or three. How else am I going to wash down my quesadilla?! WATER?! FUCK YOU, I'M AN AMERICAN!)
Okay, that is enough for now. It is bedtime.
Chachi Out
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Life: It Is A Boat...A LOVE BOAT! It's Making Another Run, Baby!
God...that title is why I only have six friends. And three of them want a spare kidney. Right her, assholes. Okay, I am back once again after a pretty big hiatus…of three days. For you people that were waiting for a post, you all have a LOT OF FRICKING NERVE. With that out of the way, it is about time for…
Random Thoughts!
Random Thought #1: Who In The Fuck Still Watches Lost?!
Understand this…right now…if you still watch “Lost” then you are a bloodclot on society and are the reason why Chance of Love stays on the air but Animaniacs gets cancelled. A show about a bunch of fuckwits on an island has been done twice already and a HELL OF A LOT BETTER with Gilligan’s Island and of course The Facts of Life:
Mmmm….Meredith Baxter-Birney burnin, burnin in my sooooouuuuul! How is THAT for an obscure pop culture reference? Check and mate. Anyway, I have seen two episodes of Lost. TWO…and they sucked. One they were on the island and running and the next one they were on the island and running. And someone got shot. Oh, and someone asked “WHAT’S GOING ON!” while spinning in a circle in the rain which was done and a lot boobier in “I Know What You Did Last Summer” with my baby boo Jennifer Love Hewitt with a lot more emphasis on awesome. I kind of see Lost the same way I see Heroes: a good attempt at an unoriginal idea that gets wrapped up in its own sense of suckitude. Kind of like what happened to Saved By The Bell after a while, once Zack and Slater accepted they were boyfriend and boyfriend. Now there was a lot of suckitude going on there if you get my drift! Innuendo…it’s spreading.
Random Thought #2: Super Bowl? More Like The Suck Bowl!
Geez, this blog is going in the gutter faster than a back alley aborted baby. Yeah, a Dirty Dancing reference, too. I am ON IT TODAY! Seriously, the reality of the situation has set in and it seems like Pittsburg has the knack of drawing teams that have shitty sports markets (I love Seattle and would rather be there than Korea but when you lose a team to OKLAHOMA CITY then you don’t deserve anything ever from anyone sports-wise) into the biggest game of the year. Remember the snoozefest that was Seattle vs. Pittsburg a couple of years ago? Neither do I. The only good thing about this Super Bowl will be the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (GALVATRON, BITCHES! DRINK IT UP!) and the GI Joe trailers. Yes, you read that right. GI Joe is going to come to us in movie form this summer. Yes, I came hard. Let’s hope it is a little something like this:
FUCK YES! Can you imagine that with a budget now?! It will make the Lord of the Rings look like House Party 2! Or House Party 3! Although…why is Shipwreck flying a ship? Isn’t he the gay? THE NAVY DOESN’T ALLOW TEH GAYS! Anyway, the Super Bowl will suck but I will give my prediction which I have been right with for two straight years so I will go out on a limb and say…
Arizona Cardinals: 33
Pittsburg Steelers: 24
Why not? I mean if Mike Vick can go to jail for giving underprivileged dogs a place to exercise and meet new friends, why can’t the Cardinals win the Super Bowl? Yeah, someone will be offended by that shit.
Random Thought #3: So, It Looks Like I May Need To Learn To LIKE K-Dramas
I hate to cry so I used to avoid them but now I can’t get enough of them. Which is good because I just got emailed saying that I have passed the first part of getting into the English Teaching program in Korea. Yeah, THAT Korea. Nothing certain yet (Still have to get a background check and whatnot. Also, I am still debating it because it will put me poor in another country…but a country with GALBI, MOFO!) but I am halfway there and honestly it aint like there is much happening here. I would rather have Seattle and if they call in the interim then I am saying FUNK DAT and heading to the coast but I will keep all…six of you…posted. Shit, I need a bigger fan base.
Random Thought #4: Speaking Of Fanbases…
Who in the fuck is reading this thing and why? I noticed that I average about 7 readers a day (One of those is me because I count as a reader when I proofread the copy after the fact) for normal posts but during Douchebrawl I was getting up to 130 visitors a day, on Fridays for the Countdown I get about 40 and for the Chachi Music Video Awards I got 56 visitors. WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE DURING THE TIMES I PUT UP MY GEMS?! Remember my “Zebra Theory?” OF COURSE YOU DON’T! YOU WEREN’T THERE! When I threatened to kill a puppy if Rain didn’t come out with an album? YOU MISSED IT! I just want to be famous and be knee deep in jailbait Japanese schoolgirls with an assload of cash fetti to my name. Is that so wrong? Well, it is from a legal standpoint if you want to be a stickler about LAWS. And finally…
Random Thought #5: Man, FUNK DAT!
Question…whatever happened to Sagat?
MAN, FUNK DAT! Not sure why, but this has been in my head all day long. Man, 2009 has been WEIRD.
Alright, I am out. Countdown up on Friday and the Chachi Music Awards will be up on Sunday! I think! Yes! Wait…maybe! I will work on it! Be here anyway! Stay up, ya’ll!
Chachi Out
Random Thoughts!
Random Thought #1: Who In The Fuck Still Watches Lost?!
Understand this…right now…if you still watch “Lost” then you are a bloodclot on society and are the reason why Chance of Love stays on the air but Animaniacs gets cancelled. A show about a bunch of fuckwits on an island has been done twice already and a HELL OF A LOT BETTER with Gilligan’s Island and of course The Facts of Life:
Mmmm….Meredith Baxter-Birney burnin, burnin in my sooooouuuuul! How is THAT for an obscure pop culture reference? Check and mate. Anyway, I have seen two episodes of Lost. TWO…and they sucked. One they were on the island and running and the next one they were on the island and running. And someone got shot. Oh, and someone asked “WHAT’S GOING ON!” while spinning in a circle in the rain which was done and a lot boobier in “I Know What You Did Last Summer” with my baby boo Jennifer Love Hewitt with a lot more emphasis on awesome. I kind of see Lost the same way I see Heroes: a good attempt at an unoriginal idea that gets wrapped up in its own sense of suckitude. Kind of like what happened to Saved By The Bell after a while, once Zack and Slater accepted they were boyfriend and boyfriend. Now there was a lot of suckitude going on there if you get my drift! Innuendo…it’s spreading.
Random Thought #2: Super Bowl? More Like The Suck Bowl!
Geez, this blog is going in the gutter faster than a back alley aborted baby. Yeah, a Dirty Dancing reference, too. I am ON IT TODAY! Seriously, the reality of the situation has set in and it seems like Pittsburg has the knack of drawing teams that have shitty sports markets (I love Seattle and would rather be there than Korea but when you lose a team to OKLAHOMA CITY then you don’t deserve anything ever from anyone sports-wise) into the biggest game of the year. Remember the snoozefest that was Seattle vs. Pittsburg a couple of years ago? Neither do I. The only good thing about this Super Bowl will be the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (GALVATRON, BITCHES! DRINK IT UP!) and the GI Joe trailers. Yes, you read that right. GI Joe is going to come to us in movie form this summer. Yes, I came hard. Let’s hope it is a little something like this:
FUCK YES! Can you imagine that with a budget now?! It will make the Lord of the Rings look like House Party 2! Or House Party 3! Although…why is Shipwreck flying a ship? Isn’t he the gay? THE NAVY DOESN’T ALLOW TEH GAYS! Anyway, the Super Bowl will suck but I will give my prediction which I have been right with for two straight years so I will go out on a limb and say…
Arizona Cardinals: 33
Pittsburg Steelers: 24
Why not? I mean if Mike Vick can go to jail for giving underprivileged dogs a place to exercise and meet new friends, why can’t the Cardinals win the Super Bowl? Yeah, someone will be offended by that shit.
Random Thought #3: So, It Looks Like I May Need To Learn To LIKE K-Dramas
I hate to cry so I used to avoid them but now I can’t get enough of them. Which is good because I just got emailed saying that I have passed the first part of getting into the English Teaching program in Korea. Yeah, THAT Korea. Nothing certain yet (Still have to get a background check and whatnot. Also, I am still debating it because it will put me poor in another country…but a country with GALBI, MOFO!) but I am halfway there and honestly it aint like there is much happening here. I would rather have Seattle and if they call in the interim then I am saying FUNK DAT and heading to the coast but I will keep all…six of you…posted. Shit, I need a bigger fan base.
Random Thought #4: Speaking Of Fanbases…
Who in the fuck is reading this thing and why? I noticed that I average about 7 readers a day (One of those is me because I count as a reader when I proofread the copy after the fact) for normal posts but during Douchebrawl I was getting up to 130 visitors a day, on Fridays for the Countdown I get about 40 and for the Chachi Music Video Awards I got 56 visitors. WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE DURING THE TIMES I PUT UP MY GEMS?! Remember my “Zebra Theory?” OF COURSE YOU DON’T! YOU WEREN’T THERE! When I threatened to kill a puppy if Rain didn’t come out with an album? YOU MISSED IT! I just want to be famous and be knee deep in jailbait Japanese schoolgirls with an assload of cash fetti to my name. Is that so wrong? Well, it is from a legal standpoint if you want to be a stickler about LAWS. And finally…
Random Thought #5: Man, FUNK DAT!
Question…whatever happened to Sagat?
MAN, FUNK DAT! Not sure why, but this has been in my head all day long. Man, 2009 has been WEIRD.
Alright, I am out. Countdown up on Friday and the Chachi Music Awards will be up on Sunday! I think! Yes! Wait…maybe! I will work on it! Be here anyway! Stay up, ya’ll!
Chachi Out
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Do The Ladies Run This? They Do This Week!
Yes, I know it is Saturday but Friday involved hilarity and I didn’t get back in time. Okay, it is a day late but I will give you a little spoiler: WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE! Excited yet? Then lets’ get started with the…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
First, let’s start with Falling Out:
Kumi Koda – Taboo (Peaked at #3)
David Cook – Light On (Peaked at #13)
Kumi Koda has a new video (And damn, she is back to looking hot again) while David Cook seems to have disappeared. Let’s begin with a debut from an up and coming rapper NOT named Christopher Wallace. Because he dead. YEAH I SAID IT!
20. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (New Entry)
So we begin with a video for a song I have been digging for a while. The Cookers remix is rather catchy and has enough bass to make me realize that I need new speakers in my car. Hopefully we will hear more from him.
19. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Last Week #16)
Looks like Rain is leaving us! I have heard of no new videos from him so far but 2008was a good year for him. Although short seeing as he came back in September but still.
18. BACK-ON – flyaway (New Entry)
BACK-ON is back! They finally released an album last year and they are already back with a new and kick ass video! They have come a long way since sounding like a Limp Bizkit clone a few years ago.
17. UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Last Week #14)
The World falls another three spots this week as we await the release of their fourth album. Or at least I WAIT FOR the release of their fourth album. With the singles that have released it could be up for Album of the Year in 2009!
16. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #20)
Yes, THAT Jesse McCartney. This video moves up a big four spots this week as we move along. Have any of you heard the new J-Tim?! It…it sounds a hell of a lot like Prince. The not good Prince work at that. Justin…no.
15. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #12)
YUI falls this week and it looks like she may beginning to have a slow start to the new year. She ruled 2008 depending on your perspective so I am hoping that he current reigning Artist of the Year can come back.
14. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #18)
Yeah, I am really beginning to fall in teh love with this video. Mostly because Yurie is FUCKING HOT but aside from that I loves dancing and loves me some YA-KYIM so add them together and you have a hit on your hands.
13. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #10, Five Weeks at #1)
So I just heard this song in a MetLife commercial. TIP has taken over for Snoopy as a life insurance pitchman! NICE! Okay, I kid but this song is every-fucking-where.
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #13)Game and Ne-Yo move up one spot this week as the Game looks to have his sixth Top Five video. He finally broke the streak last year so could he actually make it to number one?
11. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #15)
This is officially my new favorite song. My god, someone needs to put this in karaoke form so I can do this drunk off my ass. MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE! You see, that is a double joke because of the Star Trax…Star Trek…nevermind.
10. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #8)
Halcali begins the Top Ten this week as they fall aother two spots. I wonder when I will hear from them again? Probably another TWO FUCKING YEARS! Seriously, ya’ll need to show up more often lest I freak out.
9. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #11)
Kanye is back in the Top 10 and now I think he may officially have the record. I want to say he is up to eight but I have to count up and make sure. Yeah…Artist of the Year right here, people.
8. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #9)
Joe Inoue is STILL moving along, up one spot this week as they are now in the upper echelons with the tougher competition. Can they make it near the top where the air is thin?
7. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #4)
Paramore falls three spots this week and all I have to say is that THE WRESTLER COMES TO THE CSP NEXT WEEK! Nothing to do with this video, I just really want to see it is all. Anything Vince McMahon hates I officially love so here we go!
6. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #7)
RSP x BGB move up one spot this week! It is a damn shame this song isn’t everywhere because it is damn awesome. In retrospect, I would rather the masses not be down with the BGB because Americans are…well, stupid sometimes.
5. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
After a month on the top, BoA finally falls! The official Queen of K-Pop falls five big spots this week and relinquishes her crown! Can she come back with a new video to equal this ones popularity? We will have to see!
4. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 5)THE SINGLE IS IN STORES NOW! PICK IT UP! Because of that, they move up one big spot this week and closer to number one. Also, BLEACH IS ABOUT TO TURN BACK THE PENDULUM!!! SPOILER ALERT! IT WILL ROCK YOUR FUCKING FACE!! We are left with three and a new number one!
3. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #2)
After two big weeks at number two, it looks like Ikimonogakari have failed to take the number one spot, falling one spot back this week. There is a chance they could rebound but it looks like they fall short after coming so close once again.
2. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #3)
Nana Mizuki is one step away! On her first time out, she has moved all the way up to the runner up spot this week! She came just short of taking the top spot, but she may be able to do it because if there is one thing I like, it is a lady that can rock! Well, with BoA giving up the throne, we have a familiar face rocketing into the top spot!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #6, One Week at #1)[Biggest Mover]
For the second time, YA-KYIM takes the top spot! After about a 9 month hiatus, they have returned to prominence with arguably the best video of 2009 ALREADY! Yes, I love this video and anyone covering Kome Kome Club knows they got some good stuff working. Plus…I love me some Yurie. Welcome back to the top!
That is all for this late Countdown! Next week, tune in on FRIDAY to see if YA-KYIM can make it two straight weeks on top! Or will Nana Mizuki contine her suprising run and take the crown? Or can Ikimonogakari rebound and take their spot on the throne? See you in seven to find out!
Well, happy birthday Jason! I will be back either tomorrow or sometime next week for a new post. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
First, let’s start with Falling Out:
Kumi Koda – Taboo (Peaked at #3)
David Cook – Light On (Peaked at #13)
Kumi Koda has a new video (And damn, she is back to looking hot again) while David Cook seems to have disappeared. Let’s begin with a debut from an up and coming rapper NOT named Christopher Wallace. Because he dead. YEAH I SAID IT!
20. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (New Entry)
So we begin with a video for a song I have been digging for a while. The Cookers remix is rather catchy and has enough bass to make me realize that I need new speakers in my car. Hopefully we will hear more from him.
19. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Last Week #16)
Looks like Rain is leaving us! I have heard of no new videos from him so far but 2008was a good year for him. Although short seeing as he came back in September but still.
18. BACK-ON – flyaway (New Entry)
BACK-ON is back! They finally released an album last year and they are already back with a new and kick ass video! They have come a long way since sounding like a Limp Bizkit clone a few years ago.
17. UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Last Week #14)
The World falls another three spots this week as we await the release of their fourth album. Or at least I WAIT FOR the release of their fourth album. With the singles that have released it could be up for Album of the Year in 2009!
16. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #20)
Yes, THAT Jesse McCartney. This video moves up a big four spots this week as we move along. Have any of you heard the new J-Tim?! It…it sounds a hell of a lot like Prince. The not good Prince work at that. Justin…no.
15. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #12)
YUI falls this week and it looks like she may beginning to have a slow start to the new year. She ruled 2008 depending on your perspective so I am hoping that he current reigning Artist of the Year can come back.
14. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #18)
Yeah, I am really beginning to fall in teh love with this video. Mostly because Yurie is FUCKING HOT but aside from that I loves dancing and loves me some YA-KYIM so add them together and you have a hit on your hands.
13. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #10, Five Weeks at #1)
So I just heard this song in a MetLife commercial. TIP has taken over for Snoopy as a life insurance pitchman! NICE! Okay, I kid but this song is every-fucking-where.
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #13)Game and Ne-Yo move up one spot this week as the Game looks to have his sixth Top Five video. He finally broke the streak last year so could he actually make it to number one?
11. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #15)
This is officially my new favorite song. My god, someone needs to put this in karaoke form so I can do this drunk off my ass. MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE! You see, that is a double joke because of the Star Trax…Star Trek…nevermind.
10. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #8)
Halcali begins the Top Ten this week as they fall aother two spots. I wonder when I will hear from them again? Probably another TWO FUCKING YEARS! Seriously, ya’ll need to show up more often lest I freak out.
9. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #11)
Kanye is back in the Top 10 and now I think he may officially have the record. I want to say he is up to eight but I have to count up and make sure. Yeah…Artist of the Year right here, people.
8. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #9)
Joe Inoue is STILL moving along, up one spot this week as they are now in the upper echelons with the tougher competition. Can they make it near the top where the air is thin?
7. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #4)
Paramore falls three spots this week and all I have to say is that THE WRESTLER COMES TO THE CSP NEXT WEEK! Nothing to do with this video, I just really want to see it is all. Anything Vince McMahon hates I officially love so here we go!
6. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #7)
RSP x BGB move up one spot this week! It is a damn shame this song isn’t everywhere because it is damn awesome. In retrospect, I would rather the masses not be down with the BGB because Americans are…well, stupid sometimes.
5. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
After a month on the top, BoA finally falls! The official Queen of K-Pop falls five big spots this week and relinquishes her crown! Can she come back with a new video to equal this ones popularity? We will have to see!
4. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 5)THE SINGLE IS IN STORES NOW! PICK IT UP! Because of that, they move up one big spot this week and closer to number one. Also, BLEACH IS ABOUT TO TURN BACK THE PENDULUM!!! SPOILER ALERT! IT WILL ROCK YOUR FUCKING FACE!! We are left with three and a new number one!
3. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #2)
After two big weeks at number two, it looks like Ikimonogakari have failed to take the number one spot, falling one spot back this week. There is a chance they could rebound but it looks like they fall short after coming so close once again.
2. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #3)
Nana Mizuki is one step away! On her first time out, she has moved all the way up to the runner up spot this week! She came just short of taking the top spot, but she may be able to do it because if there is one thing I like, it is a lady that can rock! Well, with BoA giving up the throne, we have a familiar face rocketing into the top spot!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #6, One Week at #1)[Biggest Mover]
For the second time, YA-KYIM takes the top spot! After about a 9 month hiatus, they have returned to prominence with arguably the best video of 2009 ALREADY! Yes, I love this video and anyone covering Kome Kome Club knows they got some good stuff working. Plus…I love me some Yurie. Welcome back to the top!
That is all for this late Countdown! Next week, tune in on FRIDAY to see if YA-KYIM can make it two straight weeks on top! Or will Nana Mizuki contine her suprising run and take the crown? Or can Ikimonogakari rebound and take their spot on the throne? See you in seven to find out!
Well, happy birthday Jason! I will be back either tomorrow or sometime next week for a new post. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Even Freakazoid Had Repeats!
CAN YOU SAY REPEAT?! Because I can...
From 10/13/2007
So I had interesting discussions about the empowerment of women a few days ago with Zach and Griff (and Teq who I hadnt seen in like two months even though he lives a block away. I suck as a friend) and something shocked me. First off, Zach is a chauvenist and Griff is not. That is fucking weird because Griff is a Muslim and you KNOW what the Quran says about women knowing their role and shutting their mouths. Say what you will about them being radical, they knows how to keep the womens in line. Unlike those Christians. No Paris Hilton’s under Allah’s watch. Griff actually thinks the BEST of women and then they act stupid and he repeats the cycle because like me, he attracts the crazies. Zach on the other hand doesn’t respect women at all, and usually they end up being stupid ANYWAY which validates his stance so it is difficult to prove him wrong about the situation.
I say all that because of this: how come women are so misguided now when women of the older generations had A LOT more shit to go through and ended up a lot better than females today? Hell, even my sister (as whacky as she is, and she is a few ninjas short of a clan) isnt pregnant and hasn’t dealt with any “baby daddy drama”. Keep in mind she doesn’t tell me everything but she does crazy on a grand scale so if she did some crazy shit it would be on Keith Olbermann or Papa Bear. And she lived in WASHINGTON DC AND NEW ORLEANS WHERE MURDERS HAPPEN LIKE RAPES BY CADETS! Damn…I am dick. No babies, no murders and no drunken stupors that resulted in bukkake or gangbangs. At least I hope because gangbangs don’t look fun for anyone involved. Even though I like her like Michael likes Janet (when I need to make a comeback single, I will call her) I respect the fact that she hasn’t lost her fucking mind. So how can females who live in COLORADO SPRINGS have more than two kids before 21 and drink themselves stupid while she can survive in HELLHOLES and not have a single kid to her name? Unless she pulled a Sarah Silverman and had abortsias (the plural of abortion. Look it up) she is doing okay and for the most part not being a fucktard. Which to me is the ultimate in empowerment: common sense.
Zach pitched an argument to me about how women find being sexually active in usual male based fantasies (gangbangs, anal, etc) is counter-productive if you are looking to be respected as a female. After a little more though, it became a valid statement because I found it hard to believe that women were down for the 5 on 1. I will say this several times, but it is worth saying again: there is nothing wrong with being sexually active but you cant confuse being ACTIVE with being DEVIANT. This is a confusing factor with me because the females I know give the same excuse, “I know it is not the norm and people will talk bad about me but it is my choice.” Which is true, flat out. It is your choice (Not RIGHT, don’t get that twisted. The Constitution doesn’t cover whoredom) to act however you like. I will never say that promiscuity is wrong because unless you have Bukkake Thursdays or Felching Fridays there is nothing wrong with sex. I heard it was great, but no one will let me find out because I have never had consentual sex with a woman without money involved. The fact is this: no matter how you slice it a bad move is a bad move no matter how you feel about it. Trust me, I lived this shit. Just because you have the OPPORTUNITY to have multiple sexual partners, drink yourself stupid, choose to date the “bad boy” or “thug” that will beat you but you have “so much history”, wear shirts with “Porn Star” or the Playboy bunny logo and know nothing about cars (Listen, I’m no mechanic but at least I KNOW TO CHANGE MY FUCKING OIL BEFORE TWO YEARS!) doesn’t mean you should. In the end, if you do the checks and balances and those ideas seem good then by all means knock yourself out. All that matters is how you feel about you and if you are comfortable with yourself then fuck the world if the can’t adjust. However, don’t get pissy when everyone else doesn’t approve with what you do because it is stupid as fuck. With power comes responsibility, deal with it. Peter Parker learned it, the Roman learned it, Jerry Jones and Carmen Policy learned it (kind of, 8 Super Bowls in 15 years negates the need to learn, I guess) and if you are known as the girl that likes it in all seven holes then you need to learn it as well.
Back on this point of empowerment. Last night I was talkling to a female friend of and I was talking about how I don’t understand how women can repsect themselves if they dance to songs that STILL refer to them as strippers and whore (Check out Plies and T-Pain and tell me I am wrong). She then TOLD me that stupid women (it is funny how women can be selective about who they consider “women” and who that consider “whores”. It is TOTALLY bearing on what the conversation is about but that is another rant) don’t CARE ABOUT A SONG CALLING THEM WHORES (or the artists/men in the club calling them that) dance to those songs and she dances to them because she likes to dance. That doesn’t make sense. Even if the song was bad ass and produced by Lil Jon, if there was a song with the hook “Dance, Nigger Jungle Bunny! Dance, Spear Chucka!”...I really don’t think that would fly with me. Now if a song says “Shake that ass bitch! Like a stripper on a pole! Drop that thing low you freaky ass hoe!” and you do so…you are kind of a dumbass. You can no longer talk about being dis-respected and you can no longer talk about the patriarchial structure of America holding you down because if you support those that hold you down you cannot complain. It’s not a difficult concept: Respect yourself and others witll respect you but don't expect acceptance for what you do. If they don’t after that and you are still cool with what you do and how you are, fuck them. Not LITERALLY.
New stuff (hopefully) on Friday and Sunday. Peace out, ya'll.
Chachi Out
From 10/13/2007
So I had interesting discussions about the empowerment of women a few days ago with Zach and Griff (and Teq who I hadnt seen in like two months even though he lives a block away. I suck as a friend) and something shocked me. First off, Zach is a chauvenist and Griff is not. That is fucking weird because Griff is a Muslim and you KNOW what the Quran says about women knowing their role and shutting their mouths. Say what you will about them being radical, they knows how to keep the womens in line. Unlike those Christians. No Paris Hilton’s under Allah’s watch. Griff actually thinks the BEST of women and then they act stupid and he repeats the cycle because like me, he attracts the crazies. Zach on the other hand doesn’t respect women at all, and usually they end up being stupid ANYWAY which validates his stance so it is difficult to prove him wrong about the situation.
I say all that because of this: how come women are so misguided now when women of the older generations had A LOT more shit to go through and ended up a lot better than females today? Hell, even my sister (as whacky as she is, and she is a few ninjas short of a clan) isnt pregnant and hasn’t dealt with any “baby daddy drama”. Keep in mind she doesn’t tell me everything but she does crazy on a grand scale so if she did some crazy shit it would be on Keith Olbermann or Papa Bear. And she lived in WASHINGTON DC AND NEW ORLEANS WHERE MURDERS HAPPEN LIKE RAPES BY CADETS! Damn…I am dick. No babies, no murders and no drunken stupors that resulted in bukkake or gangbangs. At least I hope because gangbangs don’t look fun for anyone involved. Even though I like her like Michael likes Janet (when I need to make a comeback single, I will call her) I respect the fact that she hasn’t lost her fucking mind. So how can females who live in COLORADO SPRINGS have more than two kids before 21 and drink themselves stupid while she can survive in HELLHOLES and not have a single kid to her name? Unless she pulled a Sarah Silverman and had abortsias (the plural of abortion. Look it up) she is doing okay and for the most part not being a fucktard. Which to me is the ultimate in empowerment: common sense.
Zach pitched an argument to me about how women find being sexually active in usual male based fantasies (gangbangs, anal, etc) is counter-productive if you are looking to be respected as a female. After a little more though, it became a valid statement because I found it hard to believe that women were down for the 5 on 1. I will say this several times, but it is worth saying again: there is nothing wrong with being sexually active but you cant confuse being ACTIVE with being DEVIANT. This is a confusing factor with me because the females I know give the same excuse, “I know it is not the norm and people will talk bad about me but it is my choice.” Which is true, flat out. It is your choice (Not RIGHT, don’t get that twisted. The Constitution doesn’t cover whoredom) to act however you like. I will never say that promiscuity is wrong because unless you have Bukkake Thursdays or Felching Fridays there is nothing wrong with sex. I heard it was great, but no one will let me find out because I have never had consentual sex with a woman without money involved. The fact is this: no matter how you slice it a bad move is a bad move no matter how you feel about it. Trust me, I lived this shit. Just because you have the OPPORTUNITY to have multiple sexual partners, drink yourself stupid, choose to date the “bad boy” or “thug” that will beat you but you have “so much history”, wear shirts with “Porn Star” or the Playboy bunny logo and know nothing about cars (Listen, I’m no mechanic but at least I KNOW TO CHANGE MY FUCKING OIL BEFORE TWO YEARS!) doesn’t mean you should. In the end, if you do the checks and balances and those ideas seem good then by all means knock yourself out. All that matters is how you feel about you and if you are comfortable with yourself then fuck the world if the can’t adjust. However, don’t get pissy when everyone else doesn’t approve with what you do because it is stupid as fuck. With power comes responsibility, deal with it. Peter Parker learned it, the Roman learned it, Jerry Jones and Carmen Policy learned it (kind of, 8 Super Bowls in 15 years negates the need to learn, I guess) and if you are known as the girl that likes it in all seven holes then you need to learn it as well.
Back on this point of empowerment. Last night I was talkling to a female friend of and I was talking about how I don’t understand how women can repsect themselves if they dance to songs that STILL refer to them as strippers and whore (Check out Plies and T-Pain and tell me I am wrong). She then TOLD me that stupid women (it is funny how women can be selective about who they consider “women” and who that consider “whores”. It is TOTALLY bearing on what the conversation is about but that is another rant) don’t CARE ABOUT A SONG CALLING THEM WHORES (or the artists/men in the club calling them that) dance to those songs and she dances to them because she likes to dance. That doesn’t make sense. Even if the song was bad ass and produced by Lil Jon, if there was a song with the hook “Dance, Nigger Jungle Bunny! Dance, Spear Chucka!”...I really don’t think that would fly with me. Now if a song says “Shake that ass bitch! Like a stripper on a pole! Drop that thing low you freaky ass hoe!” and you do so…you are kind of a dumbass. You can no longer talk about being dis-respected and you can no longer talk about the patriarchial structure of America holding you down because if you support those that hold you down you cannot complain. It’s not a difficult concept: Respect yourself and others witll respect you but don't expect acceptance for what you do. If they don’t after that and you are still cool with what you do and how you are, fuck them. Not LITERALLY.
New stuff (hopefully) on Friday and Sunday. Peace out, ya'll.
Chachi Out
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Well, I Guess It Is Back To Good Old Snake Handling...
Time for some stuff. Or something...I'm kind of tired so a lot of this won't make teh sense.
Deep Thought #1: Indie Rock is Indie For A Fucking Reason
Because they don’t rock as hard as Abington Boys School. Just because everyone hasn’t heard of them doesn’t make them “edgy” or “out of the mainstream.” It means they aren’t fucking good enough for people to give a shit about them aside from you and other people who think they are fucking trendy by being “down” with an artist before they sold out. You know who else was “trendy?” Jack Johnson; now 75% of all the rapes of bros in America happen because of his music. Well, that and scotch but Jack Johnson makes the bro ready for bromance…in the butt. Indy rock sucks and no one cares that you think it is “cool” so eat a dick and leave it in your iPod. Jackass.
Deep Thought #2: Every Time You Come To A Complete Stop On The Highway, An Angel Is Sodomized
Or not, I really don’t care about angels but at least it made people pay attention. Seriously, the reason the highway was invented was to:
1. Avoid minority areas
2. Avoid stop lights
3. Avoid stop lights IN minority areas
So for what reason except for two dinosaurs fucking do people need to stop on a highway?! Instead of looking at an accident, be grateful you are still able to drive and aren’t injured and proceed to MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS ALONG! Instead of slowing down because a police officer has one person pulled over, JUST SWITCH LANES RATHER THAN SLOWING DOWN! He aint the T-1000 and he aint going to chase you down! Quit being a mark ass bitch! Seriously, keep it moving or people should be allowed to move their foot up your ass for being a dipshit. Yeah, I am cussing a lot but this really doinks my doily.
Deep Thought #3: Parents Are Liars.
So at what point did it become acceptable to lie to your kids about any and everything imaginable? I mean parents lie to their kids about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and being able to be whatever they want to be when they grow up. Unless you are woman. Yes, I went there. If you are a woman and you are broke then it is your own damn fault because a wise-man once said that “pussy sells” so if you aint marketing your vagina correctly then you have no one to blame but yourself. Anyway, I have sat back and watch parents feel bullshit about how babies are born and it always starts that “when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much” to which I say BULL-TO-THE-SHIT! Okay, all the women with kids raise your hand. Now keep your hand up if you are married to the father of that baby. Damn, that is a lot of hands down. You see, this isn’t a MAJOR thing but why can’t parents just say “babies are made from fucking.” That’s what my parents said and you know what? No kids. That is mostly because women WON’T have consensual sex with me without money involved but in the end, isn’t money involved in all sexual activity? Ladies, if you are fucking a broke dude then you have no financial analyst sills and you need to see a Morgan Stanley or something because you need to diversify your bonds…by dividing your legs. DAMN, I AM AWESOME! Seriously parents, stop lying to your kids and tell them that babies are made by zygotes and shit.
Deep Thought #4: FUCK MICROSOFT
So I will never…EVER SUPPORT APPLE. But I have to send my Zune back for a second fucking time (After the first one I got was DEAD OUT OF THE BOX which means this is the third time but I digress) for repair and all I have to say is that I may be getting an iPod after all this bullshit. I really don’t want to do that because I do not like Apple but my iPod was to be phased out by this piece of shit Zune and I have been able to use it a total of 7 time since I got it and I don’t believe those are GOOD DAMN ODDS. Even better was that Microsoft wouldn’t give me a refund even though it has a warranty on it (But I worked support and get why that can’t do it: they are asshole cuntswabbers) and even better they refused to send me a new or even DIFFERENT UNIT after having to go through a DOA unit and the same unit not working after being sent back once for the same problem. I literally had to call them asinine just to get to a manager and even then they just said “fixing it will fix the problem” to which I responded “ no it won’t, jerkass” and after almost an hour and a half of back and forth they said they would give me a different unit. Long story short, Microsoft can lick my balls.
Deep Thought #5: I LOVE SEATTLE!!!
New train of thought and process of happiness I got from a certain someone. I will say this: if I am not in Seattle by my birthday of this year, one of you is getting beaten into unconsciousness. The person will remain in suspense. Hopefully I will be there and it won’t matter. But if I am not, someone is catching a beating.
That is all for now. I will odds are be back on Friday because someone decided that training was a good idea to be had in January. Unless there is a gay bar involved, all training will be hella lame from this point out. Be back soon, ya’ll.
Chachi Out
Deep Thought #1: Indie Rock is Indie For A Fucking Reason
Because they don’t rock as hard as Abington Boys School. Just because everyone hasn’t heard of them doesn’t make them “edgy” or “out of the mainstream.” It means they aren’t fucking good enough for people to give a shit about them aside from you and other people who think they are fucking trendy by being “down” with an artist before they sold out. You know who else was “trendy?” Jack Johnson; now 75% of all the rapes of bros in America happen because of his music. Well, that and scotch but Jack Johnson makes the bro ready for bromance…in the butt. Indy rock sucks and no one cares that you think it is “cool” so eat a dick and leave it in your iPod. Jackass.
Deep Thought #2: Every Time You Come To A Complete Stop On The Highway, An Angel Is Sodomized
Or not, I really don’t care about angels but at least it made people pay attention. Seriously, the reason the highway was invented was to:
1. Avoid minority areas
2. Avoid stop lights
3. Avoid stop lights IN minority areas
So for what reason except for two dinosaurs fucking do people need to stop on a highway?! Instead of looking at an accident, be grateful you are still able to drive and aren’t injured and proceed to MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS ALONG! Instead of slowing down because a police officer has one person pulled over, JUST SWITCH LANES RATHER THAN SLOWING DOWN! He aint the T-1000 and he aint going to chase you down! Quit being a mark ass bitch! Seriously, keep it moving or people should be allowed to move their foot up your ass for being a dipshit. Yeah, I am cussing a lot but this really doinks my doily.
Deep Thought #3: Parents Are Liars.
So at what point did it become acceptable to lie to your kids about any and everything imaginable? I mean parents lie to their kids about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and being able to be whatever they want to be when they grow up. Unless you are woman. Yes, I went there. If you are a woman and you are broke then it is your own damn fault because a wise-man once said that “pussy sells” so if you aint marketing your vagina correctly then you have no one to blame but yourself. Anyway, I have sat back and watch parents feel bullshit about how babies are born and it always starts that “when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much” to which I say BULL-TO-THE-SHIT! Okay, all the women with kids raise your hand. Now keep your hand up if you are married to the father of that baby. Damn, that is a lot of hands down. You see, this isn’t a MAJOR thing but why can’t parents just say “babies are made from fucking.” That’s what my parents said and you know what? No kids. That is mostly because women WON’T have consensual sex with me without money involved but in the end, isn’t money involved in all sexual activity? Ladies, if you are fucking a broke dude then you have no financial analyst sills and you need to see a Morgan Stanley or something because you need to diversify your bonds…by dividing your legs. DAMN, I AM AWESOME! Seriously parents, stop lying to your kids and tell them that babies are made by zygotes and shit.
Deep Thought #4: FUCK MICROSOFT
So I will never…EVER SUPPORT APPLE. But I have to send my Zune back for a second fucking time (After the first one I got was DEAD OUT OF THE BOX which means this is the third time but I digress) for repair and all I have to say is that I may be getting an iPod after all this bullshit. I really don’t want to do that because I do not like Apple but my iPod was to be phased out by this piece of shit Zune and I have been able to use it a total of 7 time since I got it and I don’t believe those are GOOD DAMN ODDS. Even better was that Microsoft wouldn’t give me a refund even though it has a warranty on it (But I worked support and get why that can’t do it: they are asshole cuntswabbers) and even better they refused to send me a new or even DIFFERENT UNIT after having to go through a DOA unit and the same unit not working after being sent back once for the same problem. I literally had to call them asinine just to get to a manager and even then they just said “fixing it will fix the problem” to which I responded “ no it won’t, jerkass” and after almost an hour and a half of back and forth they said they would give me a different unit. Long story short, Microsoft can lick my balls.
Deep Thought #5: I LOVE SEATTLE!!!
New train of thought and process of happiness I got from a certain someone. I will say this: if I am not in Seattle by my birthday of this year, one of you is getting beaten into unconsciousness. The person will remain in suspense. Hopefully I will be there and it won’t matter. But if I am not, someone is catching a beating.
That is all for now. I will odds are be back on Friday because someone decided that training was a good idea to be had in January. Unless there is a gay bar involved, all training will be hella lame from this point out. Be back soon, ya’ll.
Chachi Out
Monday, January 12, 2009
Racism: It's Offensive AND Delcious!
Yeah, Korea JUST MADE MY SHIT LIST:
You know, it is hella sad because AFRICANS DON'T HAVE FRIED CHICKEN! They have wildebeasts and rhinos and shit. Oh, and a whole lotta AIDS. You can't fry up AIDS and eat it! If you could, they would never be hungry again.
Honkeys have always been on my shitlist, though:
If I was China, I would break off a sandal in someones ass over that one. Besides, the only person that eats Jell-O is Bill Cosby with his punk ass. I mean, I make racist jokes (Every once in a while) but I do it for irony and humor. Except against the Turks because they just suck ass. Well, I am out of this bitch.
Chachi Out
You know, it is hella sad because AFRICANS DON'T HAVE FRIED CHICKEN! They have wildebeasts and rhinos and shit. Oh, and a whole lotta AIDS. You can't fry up AIDS and eat it! If you could, they would never be hungry again.
Honkeys have always been on my shitlist, though:
If I was China, I would break off a sandal in someones ass over that one. Besides, the only person that eats Jell-O is Bill Cosby with his punk ass. I mean, I make racist jokes (Every once in a while) but I do it for irony and humor. Except against the Turks because they just suck ass. Well, I am out of this bitch.
Chachi Out
Sunday, January 11, 2009
New Year, Same Chachi.
Okay people, it is about that time! I have put it off for NINE FUCKING DAYS and after many a piece of hate mail from my Blogger peeps I have finally completed it For the second third year in a row, it is time for the…
PASSION OF CHACHI YEAR END SPECTACULAR:
2008 Year In Review & 2009 Preview!
So as a few of you know (Copper especially…because he was fucking there) I had a really irritable 2008. I mean irritable enough to know why people snap and pull a Martin Lawrence. At the same time, 2008 wasn’t all bad…in the way like rape isn’t all bad. Yeah, I went there. Just so you know, 2009 is the year I don’t give a shit anymore because of the first question that was asked for this Omnibus….
What Was The Biggest Story of the Year?
If your dumb ass has to ask then you need to be deported. Two words: Barack Obama. Conservatives can be pissed off about the asinine assumption that we will delve into a socialist republic (Because…we have been doing a bang up job with what we are doing now. What is the foreclosure rate again? Jackasses) which liberal hippie douches can cream themselves on the fact that America is SO PROGRESSIVE BECAUSE WE ELECTED A BLACK PRESIDENT although that man had to be twice as smart as every White candidate ever just to get noticed and almost lost to someone whose biggest claim to fame is that she won’t suck her husband’s dick is kind of sad but at the end of the day it was a ground breaking event. You see, I don’t think people get it. I don’t like it when people say “you don’t know what it is like to be a woman!” (Which is special because women don’t know anything about anything. ZING!) or replace woman with an ethnic group, race, sexual orientation or furry because I don’t give a fuck for one and most importantly…no one knows what it is like to be ANYONE ELSE. My struggle as a Black man was different in Obama’s in some cases and in a lot of cases it was similar. At the end of the day his win wasn’t as much of a win for Black people (Shit, I ain’t got my “We Won!” trophy yet. Unlike when O.J. won when I got a nice wine and cheese basket. Yes, Blacks love wine and cheese. It’s like alcoholic Kool-Aid!) as it showed that some times…when the right Black man comes along…we can trick Whitey in to doing what we want. YEAH, I SAID IT!
I don’t think people get something. My White Republican friends all said that Blacks got Obama in office. Well, you are a bunch of fuckwits and you know it. It is YOUR PEOPLES FAULT! Understand something, honkey: the darkie vote has only effected one election ever. That election was the American Idol election between Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken:
The simple fact is that Obama did something that I don’t think any President in my generation has done aside from President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. He brought Americans together of all races, genders, age group and sexual orientation (Except furries) under one simple line of hope: yes we can. I wish Tupac was alive to see this because he was thankfully wrong:
America IS ready to have a Black President. I just wish it was Camacho first. Because shit’s all fucked up and shit. So everybody, let’s do what we can and let him do his job. At least until the crops die because we give them electrolytes. Sorry…I’m watching “Idiocracy” while I do this. SOUTH CAROLINA, REPRESENT!
What Would You Like To See End In 2009?
I am so glad you asked! Mostly because I was going to tell you any-damn-way but still. There are a few things that I am hoping just either stop or die out in 2009. Here are a few.
Number One: 50 Cent Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
Seriously. You know, he kind of stayed the hell out of my radar this year after getting his ass handed to him by Kanye West but right now he is coming off like a real douchebag McGee. I really didn’t have a problem with him until he had a little mini-rant at the end of the “Heartless Monster” track:
Did you hear his bullshit at the end? Really? Go out and beat up people different than you? REALLY?! What the fuck are you, some sort of Nigger Hitler?! Gee, people who dress and act differently are becoming the norm?! LET’S GET THEM AND TEACH THEM A LESSON! Why don’t you put on a white hood and start night ride, you worthless Black fuck. Seriously, shit like that makes me wish you really do die in a violent fashion. Sorry, I just don’t support people that believe in beating people for being different because YOU SUCK ASS AND HAVENT CHANGED ANYTHING YOU HAVE DONE. You change with the world, the world doesn’t change for you. Anyone who supports this cockmonger should be kicked in the face.
Number Two: Bret Favre Needs To Retire Or Die. Or Both, It Doesn’t Matter
Take your inbred ass back to Mississippi and stay the fuck off my TV. Seriously, you came back and you stunk up the joint. People can say that I don’t have the skills so I shouldn’t say anything and that is dead on. I don’t have the skills to be a quarterback and looking at the last five games, neither did he. People need to get off this guys dick and let other people have some screen time that actually make shit happen. Like Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco and Phillip Rivers. Future of the NFL right there, not some guy trying to stay in the limelight because he doesn’t want to go home for some reason. No Favre in 2009!
Number Three: The Teen Explosion…Again.
Okay, I like boy bands and Korean pop as much as the next weirdo. But the influx of sparsely talented teen singers, inane TV shows and shit-tastic movies and books really is beginning to piss me off. I mean Miley Cyrus was bad enough with her pedophile father (Yes, the dude that gave us “Achy Breaky Heart” likes the loli…and keeps it in the family) but then there were like seven more LESS TALENTED people that came after her and they are everywhere! Well, that is an exaggeration because I saw them during Christmas in the mall which skews the numbers but you get the idea. Combine that with everyone and their mother even CONSIDERING to put Twilight in the same BREATH AS THE DARK KNIGHT makes me want to kick a puppy dead in the nose. I mean, the teen groups of my day were actually…good. I mean Debbie Gibson wrote her own music! New Edition kept the tradition of Motown alive! Even New Kids On The Block gave us the marketing ability to make your own Band-Aids with your faces on them. I mean…okay that’s rather lame but you get what I am saying! You gonna tell me the Jonas Brothers are better than NKOTB? Or Backstreet Boys?! OR EVEN 2GETHER?!:
Now THAT is how you make a boy band, peeps! Besides, Dougie is almost twice my age so I can still make ABSquared! Don’t even get me started on what they try to pass off as “entertainment” on the TV side for teenagers. You know, I had Animaniacs, Freakazoid, The Tick and even Undergrads later on in my teens to watch and learn from. WHAT IN THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LEARN FROM GOSSIP GIRL?! Aside from how to be vapid, vindictive and shallow. I don’t think teenage females need courses on any of that. What is even worse it that teenage males either have bastardized anime (What the fuck is a Beyblade? Is that show even still on?!) or everyone’s favorite UFC/MMA. Okay, understand this: I have plenty of alpha male in me. I mean, I love the pussy:
But still, I am really sick of the influx of bros loving UFC. I mean, the concept of fighting when it isn’t a last resort automatically makes me think we are de-evolving as a people but I digress. The fact that teen boys have MMA as a PE class makes me say “Maybe we deserve to be wiped the fuck out” because we are no better than cavemen with sticks and rocks at that point. Sad.
What Would You Like To See Take Off In 2009?
Hmm…that is a tough one since I would rather what I like not make it into the mainstream because they will do with it what they did with anime: rape and bukkake it and leave it on the floor in a heap of tears and shame when they are done with it with the money on the dresser. Yet, I want to answer this question so here we go.
Number One: Like Hot Butter On The K-Popcorn!
Aaahhhh, humor. Without it, I would have killed all of you. So for a few years now I have been waiting for K-Pop to make the “invasion” like British bands, Latin groups and of course grunge and hair bands did before them. But it never materialized, mostly because Americans are kind of a bunch of fuckwits that don’t have a concept of what is good, which is why Scrubs bounces networks but Flavor of Love had multiple seasons. Either way, I am kind of excited to see K-Pop come to America to a certain extent. I don’t believe it is fair that they have to sing in English because…well, they all sound horrible. You gotta let it do what it do and if you do what you do well in your native tongue then do it that way. I mean Eat You Up from BoA was OKAY but you can tell that either she is part battery drained vocorder or English aint her strong point. Rain does a little better but still you can tell he sounds off. Besides, I prefer their songs in their native language anyway> Americans are slow and egocentric so it has to be their way if you want to play so I understand why. I am looking forward to some Se7en, Rain and BoA coming my way since pop here is TEH LAME. Which brings me to my next grand idea.
Number Two: J-Rawk YOUR FACE!
We all know that rock music has dropped off to the point that they are digging up bands to make comebacks in order to make it seem like rock is worth a shit anymore. AC/DC? Metallica? Guns “n” Roses? What is it, 1991?! I thought they were all fucking dead! New rock bands for the most part are either overrated (The Killers), unoriginal (Theory of a Deadman) or just not fucking talented (Every band I have heard since 2002 with a guitar) which is leaving a void that I think a well marketed J-Rock band could fill. Now Maximum The Hormone built a huge following after the success of Death Note and with Darker Than Black coming over to Adult Swim (I believe) this year, it is time for Sony to push the hell out of Abingdon Boys School and UVERworld. I mean I thought they would take off last year after the whole Bleach explosion but anime fans are still for the most part Narutards so you can’t win them all but HOWLING is the shit:
Add in the fact that D. Gray Man is supposedly coming soon (INNOCENT SORROW was just as bad ass as HOWLING but is like two years old) and ABS has a new single this year then I am saying it right now: ABINGDON BOYS SCHOOL OR UVERWORLD BETTER BE ON AMERICAN RADIO BY SEPTEMBER OR I PUNCH A KITTEN. I will do it.
So what does the New Year hold for us all? We as Americans have new President, a tough financial time ahead and a conversion to Digital TV to worry about. I kid, I kid. I hope everyone is ready because 2009 is going to rock your face! Or at least not be as sucky as 2008 was. MAN, LAST YEAR WAS ASS AND A HALF. Anyway, stay up ya’ll. I will be back soon. Happy New Year, fools!
Chachi Out
PASSION OF CHACHI YEAR END SPECTACULAR:
2008 Year In Review & 2009 Preview!
So as a few of you know (Copper especially…because he was fucking there) I had a really irritable 2008. I mean irritable enough to know why people snap and pull a Martin Lawrence. At the same time, 2008 wasn’t all bad…in the way like rape isn’t all bad. Yeah, I went there. Just so you know, 2009 is the year I don’t give a shit anymore because of the first question that was asked for this Omnibus….
What Was The Biggest Story of the Year?
If your dumb ass has to ask then you need to be deported. Two words: Barack Obama. Conservatives can be pissed off about the asinine assumption that we will delve into a socialist republic (Because…we have been doing a bang up job with what we are doing now. What is the foreclosure rate again? Jackasses) which liberal hippie douches can cream themselves on the fact that America is SO PROGRESSIVE BECAUSE WE ELECTED A BLACK PRESIDENT although that man had to be twice as smart as every White candidate ever just to get noticed and almost lost to someone whose biggest claim to fame is that she won’t suck her husband’s dick is kind of sad but at the end of the day it was a ground breaking event. You see, I don’t think people get it. I don’t like it when people say “you don’t know what it is like to be a woman!” (Which is special because women don’t know anything about anything. ZING!) or replace woman with an ethnic group, race, sexual orientation or furry because I don’t give a fuck for one and most importantly…no one knows what it is like to be ANYONE ELSE. My struggle as a Black man was different in Obama’s in some cases and in a lot of cases it was similar. At the end of the day his win wasn’t as much of a win for Black people (Shit, I ain’t got my “We Won!” trophy yet. Unlike when O.J. won when I got a nice wine and cheese basket. Yes, Blacks love wine and cheese. It’s like alcoholic Kool-Aid!) as it showed that some times…when the right Black man comes along…we can trick Whitey in to doing what we want. YEAH, I SAID IT!
I don’t think people get something. My White Republican friends all said that Blacks got Obama in office. Well, you are a bunch of fuckwits and you know it. It is YOUR PEOPLES FAULT! Understand something, honkey: the darkie vote has only effected one election ever. That election was the American Idol election between Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken:
The simple fact is that Obama did something that I don’t think any President in my generation has done aside from President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. He brought Americans together of all races, genders, age group and sexual orientation (Except furries) under one simple line of hope: yes we can. I wish Tupac was alive to see this because he was thankfully wrong:
America IS ready to have a Black President. I just wish it was Camacho first. Because shit’s all fucked up and shit. So everybody, let’s do what we can and let him do his job. At least until the crops die because we give them electrolytes. Sorry…I’m watching “Idiocracy” while I do this. SOUTH CAROLINA, REPRESENT!
What Would You Like To See End In 2009?
I am so glad you asked! Mostly because I was going to tell you any-damn-way but still. There are a few things that I am hoping just either stop or die out in 2009. Here are a few.
Number One: 50 Cent Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
Seriously. You know, he kind of stayed the hell out of my radar this year after getting his ass handed to him by Kanye West but right now he is coming off like a real douchebag McGee. I really didn’t have a problem with him until he had a little mini-rant at the end of the “Heartless Monster” track:
Did you hear his bullshit at the end? Really? Go out and beat up people different than you? REALLY?! What the fuck are you, some sort of Nigger Hitler?! Gee, people who dress and act differently are becoming the norm?! LET’S GET THEM AND TEACH THEM A LESSON! Why don’t you put on a white hood and start night ride, you worthless Black fuck. Seriously, shit like that makes me wish you really do die in a violent fashion. Sorry, I just don’t support people that believe in beating people for being different because YOU SUCK ASS AND HAVENT CHANGED ANYTHING YOU HAVE DONE. You change with the world, the world doesn’t change for you. Anyone who supports this cockmonger should be kicked in the face.
Number Two: Bret Favre Needs To Retire Or Die. Or Both, It Doesn’t Matter
Take your inbred ass back to Mississippi and stay the fuck off my TV. Seriously, you came back and you stunk up the joint. People can say that I don’t have the skills so I shouldn’t say anything and that is dead on. I don’t have the skills to be a quarterback and looking at the last five games, neither did he. People need to get off this guys dick and let other people have some screen time that actually make shit happen. Like Matt Ryan, Joe Flacco and Phillip Rivers. Future of the NFL right there, not some guy trying to stay in the limelight because he doesn’t want to go home for some reason. No Favre in 2009!
Number Three: The Teen Explosion…Again.
Okay, I like boy bands and Korean pop as much as the next weirdo. But the influx of sparsely talented teen singers, inane TV shows and shit-tastic movies and books really is beginning to piss me off. I mean Miley Cyrus was bad enough with her pedophile father (Yes, the dude that gave us “Achy Breaky Heart” likes the loli…and keeps it in the family) but then there were like seven more LESS TALENTED people that came after her and they are everywhere! Well, that is an exaggeration because I saw them during Christmas in the mall which skews the numbers but you get the idea. Combine that with everyone and their mother even CONSIDERING to put Twilight in the same BREATH AS THE DARK KNIGHT makes me want to kick a puppy dead in the nose. I mean, the teen groups of my day were actually…good. I mean Debbie Gibson wrote her own music! New Edition kept the tradition of Motown alive! Even New Kids On The Block gave us the marketing ability to make your own Band-Aids with your faces on them. I mean…okay that’s rather lame but you get what I am saying! You gonna tell me the Jonas Brothers are better than NKOTB? Or Backstreet Boys?! OR EVEN 2GETHER?!:
Now THAT is how you make a boy band, peeps! Besides, Dougie is almost twice my age so I can still make ABSquared! Don’t even get me started on what they try to pass off as “entertainment” on the TV side for teenagers. You know, I had Animaniacs, Freakazoid, The Tick and even Undergrads later on in my teens to watch and learn from. WHAT IN THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LEARN FROM GOSSIP GIRL?! Aside from how to be vapid, vindictive and shallow. I don’t think teenage females need courses on any of that. What is even worse it that teenage males either have bastardized anime (What the fuck is a Beyblade? Is that show even still on?!) or everyone’s favorite UFC/MMA. Okay, understand this: I have plenty of alpha male in me. I mean, I love the pussy:
But still, I am really sick of the influx of bros loving UFC. I mean, the concept of fighting when it isn’t a last resort automatically makes me think we are de-evolving as a people but I digress. The fact that teen boys have MMA as a PE class makes me say “Maybe we deserve to be wiped the fuck out” because we are no better than cavemen with sticks and rocks at that point. Sad.
What Would You Like To See Take Off In 2009?
Hmm…that is a tough one since I would rather what I like not make it into the mainstream because they will do with it what they did with anime: rape and bukkake it and leave it on the floor in a heap of tears and shame when they are done with it with the money on the dresser. Yet, I want to answer this question so here we go.
Number One: Like Hot Butter On The K-Popcorn!
Aaahhhh, humor. Without it, I would have killed all of you. So for a few years now I have been waiting for K-Pop to make the “invasion” like British bands, Latin groups and of course grunge and hair bands did before them. But it never materialized, mostly because Americans are kind of a bunch of fuckwits that don’t have a concept of what is good, which is why Scrubs bounces networks but Flavor of Love had multiple seasons. Either way, I am kind of excited to see K-Pop come to America to a certain extent. I don’t believe it is fair that they have to sing in English because…well, they all sound horrible. You gotta let it do what it do and if you do what you do well in your native tongue then do it that way. I mean Eat You Up from BoA was OKAY but you can tell that either she is part battery drained vocorder or English aint her strong point. Rain does a little better but still you can tell he sounds off. Besides, I prefer their songs in their native language anyway> Americans are slow and egocentric so it has to be their way if you want to play so I understand why. I am looking forward to some Se7en, Rain and BoA coming my way since pop here is TEH LAME. Which brings me to my next grand idea.
Number Two: J-Rawk YOUR FACE!
We all know that rock music has dropped off to the point that they are digging up bands to make comebacks in order to make it seem like rock is worth a shit anymore. AC/DC? Metallica? Guns “n” Roses? What is it, 1991?! I thought they were all fucking dead! New rock bands for the most part are either overrated (The Killers), unoriginal (Theory of a Deadman) or just not fucking talented (Every band I have heard since 2002 with a guitar) which is leaving a void that I think a well marketed J-Rock band could fill. Now Maximum The Hormone built a huge following after the success of Death Note and with Darker Than Black coming over to Adult Swim (I believe) this year, it is time for Sony to push the hell out of Abingdon Boys School and UVERworld. I mean I thought they would take off last year after the whole Bleach explosion but anime fans are still for the most part Narutards so you can’t win them all but HOWLING is the shit:
Add in the fact that D. Gray Man is supposedly coming soon (INNOCENT SORROW was just as bad ass as HOWLING but is like two years old) and ABS has a new single this year then I am saying it right now: ABINGDON BOYS SCHOOL OR UVERWORLD BETTER BE ON AMERICAN RADIO BY SEPTEMBER OR I PUNCH A KITTEN. I will do it.
So what does the New Year hold for us all? We as Americans have new President, a tough financial time ahead and a conversion to Digital TV to worry about. I kid, I kid. I hope everyone is ready because 2009 is going to rock your face! Or at least not be as sucky as 2008 was. MAN, LAST YEAR WAS ASS AND A HALF. Anyway, stay up ya’ll. I will be back soon. Happy New Year, fools!
Chachi Out
Friday, January 09, 2009
Ladies Night: Drinks A Free For Them But They STILL Expect You To Pay.
It is about that time! It is Friday and it is time for the twenty biggest videos of the week given to you by the King himself! It's time for...
Chachi's Top 20 Video Countdown!
First it is time for Falling Out:
Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Peaked at #1 for Two Weeks)
Young Jeezy – Crazy World (Peaked at #12)
Two of the biggest stars of 2008 finally end their runs. But now we begin with a first timer!
20. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (New Entry)
Okay, okay. It is a little known fact that I like Jesse McCartney’s music. Yeah, I said it. This video has been a favorite of mine and I knuckled up and put it on here. We have all been there, some of us more times than others. That and he is just SO DREAMY!
19. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #17)
My baby boo is still holding on! She falls two spots but stays on the Countdown as we literally countdown to her album release. ARE YOU READY?!
18. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (New Entry)
Yes, more YA-KYIM! I actually saw this video before I saw the Kome Kome Club cover but you know…Kome Kome Club is CLASSIC. This video still has some kick ass dancing and even Seamo brings some goodness. Can’t believe I wanted to kick his ass at one point.
17. David Cook – Light On (Last Week #15)
David Cook seems to be falling off this week as he falls two more spots to number seventeen. Just saw the ad on FOX…American Idol is back for some reason. Man, I used to LIKE that show. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?
16. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Last Week #14)
Rain is still falling! I need something new from the bishie king himself soon or I may just have to wait for Se7en’s comeback.
15. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #18)
NERD moves on up this week as we move on. You know, I haven’t bought a NERD album since the first one and was underwhelmed but this one has been pretty good. Glad I picked it up.
14. UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Last Week #11)
The World is down and looks to be out this week as they fall a big three spots. Here is to patiently waiting for the album!
13. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #16)
Game moves up this week as he looks to continue 2008’s success this year. As for Ne-Yo, I believe this is the first time he has ever been on here. Doesn’t surprise me, a lot of what he does annoys me.
12. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #9)
YUI falls from the Top 10 for the first time since November as she once again failed to take the number one spot. Here is looking to next time, I guess…
11. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #13)
Kanye moves up two spots this week as he lies right outside the Top 10. I can honestly say there is no real way he can top 2008 this year but he will make the attempt. If he gets cracking on CRS we COULD BE IN BUSINESS!
10. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #6, Five Weeks at #1)[Plunge of the Week]
We are into the Top 10 and we begin with the second biggest video of 2008! T.I. will be gone for a minute for a little bid but this video still hangs on. I wonder if he will release one more before he goes in?
9. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #12)
Wow, two Naruto videos in the Top 10?! WHO KNEW?! Well, Joe Inoue moves into the upper half on their first time out and look to maybe hang with the professionals. Can they?
8. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #4)
Halcali falls another four spots this week as they fail again to take the top rung. They come by so sparingly too. It must be what it is like to have grandchildren.
7. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #8)
RSP makes a small move up to number seven this week after rocketing up the chart over the last few weeks. Can I just say that this is the most genius fucking song EVER? EVER?! CLASSIC!
6. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #10, Biggest Mover)
For the second straight week, YA-KYIM moves up the most spots! The jump up four big ones and just outside of the Top Five once again! Now THIS is how you remake a song, people. TAKE FRICKING NOTES!
5. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 7)
We start the Top Five with a former champ in Aqua Timez! It has been about 16 months since they have been this high and it is good to see them back. AND THE SINGLE COMES OUT NEXT WEEK, PEEPS! PICK IT UP!
4. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #3)
After making it to the Top Three last week, Paramore falls a spot today as the fact it is involved with Twilight finally catches up with it. Sorry…but I hate that fricking movie. We are down to three!
3. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #5)
Nana Mizuki is near the peak! She moves up two spots to number three this week in her first foray on the Countdown and much like a NaNa before her, she is making a HUGE SPLASH. Can she keep this going?
2. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #2)
For the second straight week, Ikimonogakari is holding the silver medal! That isn’t a bad thing but you know they want the top spot! Well, to get it next week, they have to knock off the reigning queen…
1. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA has done it once again! For a full month, she has dominated the Countdown after knocking off T.I. and Rihanna. Pretty impressive run for the Queen of K-Pop! Hyori Lee may have something to say about that, but she aint here right now. GIMME MORE BOA NOW!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in next week to see if BoA can make it a huge FIVE weeks in a row at the top! Or will Ikimonogakari FINALLY take over the top spot? Or will Nana Mizuki pull one of the biggest upsets of all time and trump them both? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I am out for now. I will be back on Sunday. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
Chachi's Top 20 Video Countdown!
First it is time for Falling Out:
Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Peaked at #1 for Two Weeks)
Young Jeezy – Crazy World (Peaked at #12)
Two of the biggest stars of 2008 finally end their runs. But now we begin with a first timer!
20. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (New Entry)
Okay, okay. It is a little known fact that I like Jesse McCartney’s music. Yeah, I said it. This video has been a favorite of mine and I knuckled up and put it on here. We have all been there, some of us more times than others. That and he is just SO DREAMY!
19. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #17)
My baby boo is still holding on! She falls two spots but stays on the Countdown as we literally countdown to her album release. ARE YOU READY?!
18. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (New Entry)
Yes, more YA-KYIM! I actually saw this video before I saw the Kome Kome Club cover but you know…Kome Kome Club is CLASSIC. This video still has some kick ass dancing and even Seamo brings some goodness. Can’t believe I wanted to kick his ass at one point.
17. David Cook – Light On (Last Week #15)
David Cook seems to be falling off this week as he falls two more spots to number seventeen. Just saw the ad on FOX…American Idol is back for some reason. Man, I used to LIKE that show. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?
16. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Last Week #14)
Rain is still falling! I need something new from the bishie king himself soon or I may just have to wait for Se7en’s comeback.
15. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #18)
NERD moves on up this week as we move on. You know, I haven’t bought a NERD album since the first one and was underwhelmed but this one has been pretty good. Glad I picked it up.
14. UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Last Week #11)
The World is down and looks to be out this week as they fall a big three spots. Here is to patiently waiting for the album!
13. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #16)
Game moves up this week as he looks to continue 2008’s success this year. As for Ne-Yo, I believe this is the first time he has ever been on here. Doesn’t surprise me, a lot of what he does annoys me.
12. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #9)
YUI falls from the Top 10 for the first time since November as she once again failed to take the number one spot. Here is looking to next time, I guess…
11. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #13)
Kanye moves up two spots this week as he lies right outside the Top 10. I can honestly say there is no real way he can top 2008 this year but he will make the attempt. If he gets cracking on CRS we COULD BE IN BUSINESS!
10. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #6, Five Weeks at #1)[Plunge of the Week]
We are into the Top 10 and we begin with the second biggest video of 2008! T.I. will be gone for a minute for a little bid but this video still hangs on. I wonder if he will release one more before he goes in?
9. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #12)
Wow, two Naruto videos in the Top 10?! WHO KNEW?! Well, Joe Inoue moves into the upper half on their first time out and look to maybe hang with the professionals. Can they?
8. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #4)
Halcali falls another four spots this week as they fail again to take the top rung. They come by so sparingly too. It must be what it is like to have grandchildren.
7. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #8)
RSP makes a small move up to number seven this week after rocketing up the chart over the last few weeks. Can I just say that this is the most genius fucking song EVER? EVER?! CLASSIC!
6. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #10, Biggest Mover)
For the second straight week, YA-KYIM moves up the most spots! The jump up four big ones and just outside of the Top Five once again! Now THIS is how you remake a song, people. TAKE FRICKING NOTES!
5. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 7)
We start the Top Five with a former champ in Aqua Timez! It has been about 16 months since they have been this high and it is good to see them back. AND THE SINGLE COMES OUT NEXT WEEK, PEEPS! PICK IT UP!
4. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #3)
After making it to the Top Three last week, Paramore falls a spot today as the fact it is involved with Twilight finally catches up with it. Sorry…but I hate that fricking movie. We are down to three!
3. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #5)
Nana Mizuki is near the peak! She moves up two spots to number three this week in her first foray on the Countdown and much like a NaNa before her, she is making a HUGE SPLASH. Can she keep this going?
2. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #2)
For the second straight week, Ikimonogakari is holding the silver medal! That isn’t a bad thing but you know they want the top spot! Well, to get it next week, they have to knock off the reigning queen…
1. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA has done it once again! For a full month, she has dominated the Countdown after knocking off T.I. and Rihanna. Pretty impressive run for the Queen of K-Pop! Hyori Lee may have something to say about that, but she aint here right now. GIMME MORE BOA NOW!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in next week to see if BoA can make it a huge FIVE weeks in a row at the top! Or will Ikimonogakari FINALLY take over the top spot? Or will Nana Mizuki pull one of the biggest upsets of all time and trump them both? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I am out for now. I will be back on Sunday. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
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