Okay, can somebody explain to me WHY IN THE FUCK IT IS -4 DEGREES OUTSIDE?! I HATE THIS FUCKING CITY SO FUCKING MUCH! If I am not out of here by my birthday I am going to go POMPEII ON A MOTHERUCKER. I am so seriously about that.
So back to the good stuff. I am not proud to admit it, but I have had a certain song stuck in my head. All day…and it hurts. It hurts because I totally hate this song and have since college. I remember Griff and I even having a conversation while he was at work when this song came out about how bad it was but his exact words were “Man, this song sucks but it is going to be huge.” He was right. Now I can’t get it out of my head despite not even HEARING IT ONCE IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS. Damn it, there is goes again. I’m going down, down baby yo street in a Range R….SHIT FUCK TIT CUNT CASHMERE CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM ASS! Yeah, it’s THAT song:
Nelly’s “Country Grammar.” It wasn’t even any good! I mean I could tolerate “Dilemma” and “Ride Wit Me” was actually pretty damn good but the rest of his catalog sucks teh ass. Man, it is going to be rough until I get it out of my head.
No on to something more crucial. So a few months ago I sat back and said how the Zune was a good MP3 player. While it wasn’t as easy to use as the iPod, it was a lot crisper of a player. I take all of that back. The Zune can suck my fucking cock. Microsoft can swallow my BALLS because I have called support twice and had to wait on hold with them for a total of an hour and three minutes I believe. Now I should say that at least they HAD technical support because when my iPods have crapped out they have always said “Well, it sucks to be you” which I guess is fair play because I was an uber-dick sometimes at Gateway. But it seems that the Zune is just as shitty as the iPod which I stated but man, this is just fucking sad. They force you to upgrade to a new version of the software that forced me to update the firmware on the Zune that promptly made it unrecognizable by Vista to the point I HAD TO SEND IT BACK only to get new Zune with the same fucking problem. After tinkering with it, the unit now works but hell, I am not even sure if I fucked it up even more. Its times like this I miss my god damn Walkman.
Well, that is all for now. I will repost an old rant for Tuesday and will put something new up on Wednesday, but it will be kind of short. Thursday will odds are be a repeat and Friday will be the Countdown and unless it snows late I will be up in Denver for Happy Hour and then karaoke. I have downloaded the lyrics for “La La La Love Song” and “Freeway” by Rain and have been studying them and the kanji non-stop in hopes of pulling them off. Under the power of soju, all karaoke dreams in Japanese are possible. Or to a lesser extent, Rain’s “I’m Coming” in Korean which is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. But that’s the fun, mofos! If you are down to ride along let me know.
Stay warm, peeps because I am out.
Chachi Out
